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"sup" - Alex.
You say no, yet you have a smug face on. I am cofndused. [editline]09:05AM[/editline] The only girl who would talk to me like that would be a girlfriend/soontobegirlfriend or a hooker.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;17771552]You say no, yet you have a smug face on. I am cofndused.[/QUOTE] I have no idea what I'm doing V:v:V [editline]10:06AM[/editline] wait what :lol: She's neither. [editline]10:06AM[/editline] She's awesome though :buddy:
"you son of bitch!that wasn´t her!THAT´S a fuckin walrus!I am coming to your house and fuckin kill you! UP yours - Steven" [b]HAHA,that came from when i showed a pretty girl for him and i promised to make date for´em,but i just picked up a random fatso on street instead of that pretty one.Haha. oh yeah,i met him this morning and he come crying to my house.I said: "what´s wrong? sorry about that prank.I... Steven:That doesn´t matter but...SHE IS pregnant! *crying*" me:" WHAT?! THAT FATSO?!" I FUCKIN LAUGHED THE HOLD MORNING! HAHA[/b]
"remebr dt iv hiden the mney undr da dumpster just mke sure nbdy finds out bout da bodys"
"dont go in there" of course i proceeded to go "in there" and was pelted by air soft guns
"haha no"
"Ok wil send them an email 2day" From my mum to email my school that I am not doing work experience :biggrin:
"I love you" Ten minutes later "Jk" :crying:
Her: "Haha i wish we could swap bodies" Me: "Oh yeah. I totally want boobs! Boobs rock!" Her: "Really?! They are pretty cool i guess."
"Unless you are lying"
"Well i think the pastors out here"
Steve: Hahaha, id invitecha, but it isnt muh pawty
"okay, love you, night <3"
YOu missed a call from... you get the idea
"CORN IS COOL CORN IS NEAT CORN IS REALLY GOOD TO EAT. EAT IT HOT EAT IT COLD EITHER WAY CORN IS GOLD." Don't ask.
"yeah"
"and it shows u w/ a comment on his page"
from a strange number: thanks for the tomatoes Chris my name isn't chris and i dont have any tomatoes!
'Can't wait for my creative writing thousand word minimum essay at the end of the year.Gonne write an epic piece of LINGUISTIC GENUIS!'
"Ok x" [editline]01:43PM[/editline] Oh wait, no I missed one - "Yeah they were lush! x"
Obviously the wine has taken effect...
"Yup, msn :) x"
"Ok"
"I know. I think I just ejaculated"
I shit you not. "Lol dork. U wanna bang?" :smug:
"/b/ has your phone # lolololololololol" For Christ sakes :4chan: [editline]11:37PM[/editline] What the hell, emotes wont work
"To the rescue! I'll be right over."
"Hey *** would u like to borrow texas chain saw massacer" No idea how we got onto that topic.
Robert: "O, awesome. The one that we've never been in?"
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