• Your Last Recieved Text Message.
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I changed the locks....
"Get som tamps whil ur ther" went to walmart to get a gorilla suit and tampons..... the girl at the register looked like she was about to chris brown my ass
"Its shitake the mushroom" I sent a picture of Shiitake Sauce
"you know it babe"
"Mate I need to speak to you quick, my batteries about to die so ring be back on this number: *insert number here*" I ring the number and get "thanks for calling the Gay and lesbian switchboard". Damn him :argh:
"Goin to bed. Night, hope you enjoy/enjoyed the movie. :)" My friend recommended me the movie Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid; she said it's one of her favorite movies of all time. I enjoyed it. :D
"Råtthora gå till msn"
"Hi sexy, been upto much?, missed ya tons xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx" from amy ^^
calm down
"I just climaxed. thanks babes. Cya tomorrow night. I'm gonna fuck the shit off your 12 inch cock."
"Calc getting ready for Halloween. Too much chem but it's to be expected."
"lmao, way too smooth :) well, if youre lucky! Anyways, bed for me now :) nightynight lajjers" chicks ay :c00lbert:
"k" From my mom. :colbert:
Hey what are you doing tomorrow night
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"Yeah sure. He's over now so whenever..."
"ilu"
"Would like 2 but i have 2 go 2 a family thing in the evening" From a school friend.
"Aaah nice :) well I'll chat to you soon then I guess, maybe msn tonigt if you can fit me in your busy scedual haha and if your still up. L8trz babe xxxx"
"does anyone have ping pong balls for beer pong? Msg me back if you do!"
"U on ur way?"
"Just something.? XD I'ma sleep really tired :) night ly. xxxx" Girl who wants me :smug:
'Eurgh your a disappointment :@' Rage @ not being able to come to party :p
"going to sleep now. i feel fine, just tired. i miss you so much, i just wish i was with you and could fall asleep with you. i love you princess, and i can't wait to see you later. xx" from Domo. (boyfriend).
'You've been sent this message by *********** asking you to call them back as they are out of credit (Normal charges apply)' from teh galfrand
yea, well I gotta pay for aviel and juanito -one of my friends
'erina LOVES you x x' This is has be one of the best text messages I've had in a while.
:D
Random person: Hey fu what is dis rigo?
'nah i cnt cum 2mrw'
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