"yeah last night was fun -Dad"
woah, that can sounds really bad
we went mountain biking at night
"ok" :saddowns:
[quote] You know if I had a snake and we got married I could make it rape you if you got me made. It would just crawl up there when you're asleep[/quote]
I didn't respond...
If I remember correctly it was my ex yelling at me for wanting to smoke with her friend even though it was her friend's idea. I never texted after that
Last text received = "How much for the hour?"
"Butt plug"
The only text message i've ever got is from my provider.
[QUOTE=RAWRrrr;23401147]"Im sorry. But thanks for letting me see you. Smile??? Pleaseeeeeeeee"
My ex.
She's the reason I don't smile anymore.[/QUOTE]
have a [img] http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/heart.png[/img] you can use it to replace the one she broke :3
"Haha okay then."
Friend asking if I was working just before my shift started. This guy uses "haha"s and smilies way too often
That's another thing that annoys the shit out of me sometimes.
lol. gosh dang it coachella. mixed feelings
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cochella is a california music festival that happens once every year. The lineup of singers/bands that are going were underwhelming for him
Good ^_^ its 8:07 and you've already put me in a good mood ^_^ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jos en hyppää jonku muun kyytiin niin jåå.
in english, "If I don't get a ride from someone else, then yeah."
From my classmate:
"Jävla bög gå och dö"
-Translating c.rd swe/y/eng-
"Fucking faggot go and die"
ಠ_ಠ
"Oh wow. Congratulations miss Maritza. I was worried when you didn't reply straight away. That's going to be a huge workload, you maniac! :-) Your HSC work and results are now meaningless. Hehe. Go Coco. Congratulatory hug tomorrow. Don't be late!"
This was in response to my acceptance into college for a Law/Journalism double degree.
From a mate of mine that things are really awkward with because he likes me even though I'm taken.
His sister is a friend of mine and we're going to Sydney tomorrow.
Awkward... silences...
"Mrs. Elliot's room smells strangely of ballsack."
"i let you win"
she didnt..
- :D
"Nate I think im going to nap for a bit, text me as soon as you're home and stuff like 5:30 or so. I love you <333"
[editline]19th January 2011[/editline]
:3:
"Shall I tell karl to drive his bus relly fast lmao xx"
"shit"
"i got of"
wat
''I'm leaving you, you can keep the kids.''
ffffff-
"Yup :3"
Alysha: "So is it safe to say that I get to see you in a few hours? And MWUAH!"
"Just wanted to let you know that dave is not going to get better. I'm trying to work up the strength to take him in to be put to sleep"
I'm on campus :smith:
"Oh god i dunno. He belted his face off the pavement outside hive & me and Rosie were like omgg ambulance! But it looked like he only had a burst lip so we just let that ross guy take him back to his to look after him. Who mentioned he had a broken nose?"
My mates 18th last night, went into Edinburgh, he got shitfaced and then faceplanted the cold, cobbled Edinburgh street. :v:
"Love you baby. :)"
"D:<?"
Decomposers nvm.
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