Oh god why did I let him in
I cant believe he bit me
I must be immune
BETTERSAFETHANSORRYBETTERSAFETHANSORRY
[QUOTE=Bletotum;22066530]GUYS I HAVE A SURVIVAL PLAN.
[img_thumb]http://media1.gameinformer.com/images/news/flowchart.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
I followed the flowchart and got "Marty McFly."
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i own all of this save for the guns.
Step 1:Find body armor.
[img]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/006/a/e/Prosapient_Riot_Armor_by_Gannadene.jpg[/img]
Step 2:Find gun.
[img]http://www.dreadgazebo.com/gunporn/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/12gaugepump.jpg[/img]
Step 3:Raid my hardware store,hospital,food stores,and gun stores for supplies.
Step 4:Barricade my self in a bar and let this hole thing blow over.
I am using an m4 as my main weapon. simply because you can mod the fucking shit out of it.
hopefully I can find the parts to mount a 12 gauge shotgun underneath.
All I need in this damn zombie apacolpys is to look cool and kick ass.
And im all out of ass.
[IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/zl3dqr.jpg[/IMG]
Id take the glock from my basement and get in my friends volvo, which is a tank, pick up some friends and head to the biggest gun store, which is the kittery trading post,take what I could, and then stop by at walmart and homedepot, getting electrical wires, sensors, wood, weights, and a few computers. Go to the separate building from my school, and create a stronghold on the upstairs level, with a roof lookout. Also utilize the sattilite ontop of the second buildling for communications and defense modifications. Weekly trips to raid walmart and shaws until the farms were set up and ready to defend/grow. Build a resistance with as many people left and slowly expand our fronts (one at a time, not like those nazi whores trying to spread themselves like butter on toast... WW2 fail).
Defense is key.
i shall fight the horde like a man. no armor, no guns, knives only, final destination.
[IMG]http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/42/zombiesurvivalguide.jpg[/IMG]
didn't have photoshop so couldn't add images. will add images later.
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I'm grabbing pillz!
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I have everything on this list besides the riot helmet and titanium spork.
This'd be my ideal setup:
[img]http://i45.tinypic.com/2a9b69f.png[/img]
Posting what I have listed in text for the gun illiterate and/or if things are too small to read in my inv.
Mossberg 500, Browning Buckmark, Ontario Marine Raider(regardless of the cliche name, it's a damn good knife.), and for the inventory, 12GA shotgun shells, .22LR rounds, MREs, 550 Cord, Trash bags and a canteen filled with water. I would be carrying substantially more .22LR rounds because that's probably what I'd be using for the most part, I'd only really use the shotgun for huge horde situations. Also the truck we have is a 1998, not a 2004.
My non-ideal setup, or what I have currently, would be all of that, but replace the backpack with a yellow one, replace the guns and the ammo with an SKS and the 7.62x39 it uses.
fukkin going to costco
-snip-
[QUOTE=LiquiD;22066417]Why would you have 2stroke motor oil?
What you need is gas.[/QUOTE]
Ah shit.
This sucks.
I went to GImages for Chainsaw fuel, and this is what I got.
damn.
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Guys, this one is less artistic, but more informative and bigger.
[IMG]http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/6231/zop.png[/IMG]
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[IMG]http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/8586/zombieoutbreakplan.jpg[/IMG]
Rogue Squadron is about to attack the zombies with rick-roll bombs. Red leader standing by.
Well, I will most likely be dead, because I do not have the protection, nor firepower... and even if I did... my family would be dead, at the very least injured, along with my friends and almost everyone I have ever known. Given the very slim chance I did have the guns some people listed here, I don't have the ammunition stock piles to keep them for long. In short, I am fucked. Along with 90% of you. The only ones to make it are the ones who have the worst fears and phobias, or don't deserve it. WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT A ZOMBIE INFECTION, IT WOULD SUCK DICK. :frown:
Get everyone to our house and hoard supplies for as long as possible.
You'd all just shit your pants while you hide in your rooms, then die.
The unfortunate truth.
[QUOTE=MAspiderface;22096130][IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5081519/zombieoutbreak.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
just asking, why would you need a bulletproof vest when zombies can't use weapons?
[QUOTE=jesse194;22100402]just asking, why would you need a bulletproof vest when zombies can't use weapons?[/QUOTE]
Other survivors.
Well, that's that.
:suicide:
"Aww, The zombies are tough. I'm stuck in my closet, And one more push my closet door will be a pile of scrap! Luckily I spent the extra cash to make it bigger, but that won't help that much...
I do have a Magnum that can get a good 6 Shots....And a bazooka....but there are several hundred zombies....And I'll likely blow myself up with my bazooka.....Aww....Cmon you lazy bums, I DONT HAVE ALL DAY! AND...." *Ak47 Firing* "Huh?" *chssh* "We found a survivor, Requesting back up."
*Door Break* "Cmon, Youre lucky to be alive!"
[U]The Survivor has escaped![/U]
[QUOTE=jesse194;22100402]just asking, why would you need a bulletproof vest when zombies can't use weapons?[/QUOTE]
I think they help you against knifes and stuff too, zombie hands are sharp as fuck
I think this song belongs in this thread. Sorry I can't get a good video.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQYjZc7gKXc[/media]
calmly sneak out of my house, act like a zombie until i find a VALID weapon like a sword (they don't attack their own kind right?), then :ninja:
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