• What's the worst joke you can think of?
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What is brown and sticky? A stick. [editline]09:39PM[/editline] What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
I submitted ten puns in a pun contest, hoping I would win, but no pun in ten did!
"hey" goes one guy "wassup" goes the oth
Female suffrage :downswords:
[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;22035172]Other way around. That was you can say "ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA" at the end.[/QUOTE] BANANA YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY ORANGE :downs:
How many racist jokes does it take to screw in a light bulb... Zero because racist jokes are not a very a good idea...
[quote=meppers;22035179]what is brown and sticky? A stick. [editline]09:39pm[/editline] what is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.[/quote] rofl
what did the pirate say when he heard a bad joke [sp]arr dee arr arr[/sp]
Faithful women, now that's a joke.
Where do you find a baby with no arms and no legs? [sp]right where you left it[/sp]
What's the difference between a truck full of crates and a truck full of babies you need a pitchfork for the one full of babies
Yo mommas so fat when she wears a malcolm-x t-shirt a helicopter lands. [IMG]http://errur.com/i/images/6631_wut.gif[/IMG]
A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.
[QUOTE=meppers;22035179]What is brown and sticky? A stick. [editline]09:39PM[/editline] What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.[/QUOTE] What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.
Why do they call it an Xbox [B]360?[/B] Because you look at it and turn right around. :smug:
Ya mums the worst joke I can think of right now
Racist jokes. I understand the concept, but they're more hurtful than anything. I don't get the point.
So a pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "what is that helm doing in your pants?" And the pirate says, "Aargh, it's drivin' me nuts!" (For you laymens, this is a helm: [IMG]http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/3/4/7/6/2/3/webimg/178738453_tp.jpg[/IMG])
Do I win? Umm more: Yo momma so fat,when she sat on War-Mart,she lowered the prices. Yo momma so fat, she broke da bed. Your jokes smell so bad, your ass even says dayum.
What do you call a Mexican Patriot? [sp]A Nachonalist![/sp] I hate my brain for creating that hideous blasphemy of a joke.
What is green and smells like shit? Hermit the frog's dick
Knock knock Who's there? It's Dave Dave who? The guy who fucking lives here. Gordon, OPEN THE DOOR AND GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
[QUOTE=thatjediknight;22036780]Racist jokes. I understand the concept, but they're more hurtful than anything. I don't get the point.[/QUOTE] Because their funny. The point is they hurt people's feelings.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra An Irishman walks out of a pub A man walks into a bar and sits down. He quickly notices that there are several pieces of meat attached to the roof. The bartender says "If you can hit one of those with a dart, I'll give you free beer for the rest of the night, but if you miss you're banned from my bar forever." The man looks carefully at the roof and says "No I can't do it. The steaks are too high."
Whats brown and sticky A stick
Yo momma is so fat that when she swims in the ocean, native americans colonize her; think that they have found "the new world".
My grandfather invented the cold air balloon.......but it never really took off. I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over. I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it. My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education... because they were both druids.
Hey you know what? what? [IMG]http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs31/f/2008/193/0/0/IMA_FIRIN_MAH_LASER_by_Stashman.jpg[/IMG] [B][I][U]BRLAAAAAAAA!!![/U][/I][/B]
Womens rights
KnockKnock Who's there? Your daddy. REALLY?!?! Just kidding your taxes are overdue :frown:
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