• getting caught by the school
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I get high at school all the time. Shit's fun as hell. This one time I was smoking in the woods out back with a couple of friends during lunch break when we heard people walking. We were paranoid as fuck and kept looking around like chipmunks and when we turned around the school janitor was right behind us. Yeah, we smoked him up.
getting high at school is fun, when its the last day of term or something
my teacher was a real bro. she knew me and some other kids from my class toked. she sometimes talked with us about it, and she was a little worried about some of us, but she totally didn't do anything about it. she knew whenever i was high, but i managed very well in class, so she didn't do anything about it. she even told me about how her husband smoked and she also used to. best teacher i ever had.
[QUOTE=AgentBoomstick;37146854]not everything is remembered when you're sober either : / for real i'm not trying to pick a fight man, and i'm not even necessarily defending being high in school either because for some people that could be a disaster. i guess i'm playing devil's advocate because it's really up in the air. some people might perform worse while high in school, and some people might not necessarily perform BETTER but also might not perform worse. as long as they are properly taking in all the information they need to know to get the grades they normally get, i just don't see anything wrong. i totally agree though some people just aren't capable of that.[/QUOTE] Thats true when your sober but I was just saying it in simple terms, Being high actually blocks some memories from ever being remembered in the first place, ie you didnt forget anything, it was never put into your brain in the first place it was blocked and this does not happen when you are sober
yeah i got you dude. let's just leave it at some people can function pretty well in school while high, and some people can't lol.
[QUOTE=Arkay;37143494]My school just brought in random drug testing. feelsbadman.jpg[/QUOTE] How is that legal?
[QUOTE=zach1193;37150905]How is that legal?[/QUOTE] Private schools can. So one time we turn half a pound into only a couple pounds of butter (around 1.5 ozs per pound) and jesus christ I ate half a brownie and got busted because hey said I looked way to obviously high (I smoke blunts before school sometimes so wtf). It was funny though after I admitted it to the principal he's just like, damn you only ate a half of one? You're so high those must've been really potent.
[QUOTE=haxorsltd;33476053]i got caught being high at school 4 times, here are the reasons: 1. eyes too red 2. i got in the wrong class sat down and only noticed about 5 minutes after the class started 0,0 3. forgot to put axe 4. bad breathe post your stories/comments/reasons etc[/QUOTE] lol xd got caught high and dey proved it cuz my eyes was red and once i forgot to put on deodorant, my principal was all like "whaat man u forgot deodorant? clearly u high"
In my case i was actually snitched on by this girl because I fucked her at this party, then I wouldn't talk to her cause she turned into a crazy ass bitch
i used to get blazed all the time before school started my freshman year, me and a couple friends would smoke a bowl or two behind the tennis courts on campus one time in the gym locker room (i had gym first period) i bumped into a friend of mine who had a different class and was passing through and he took one look at me (i was blazed as shit) and was like GOD DAMN LUKE YOU ARE BAKED AS A MOTHERFUCKER really fucking loud and everyone in the locker room looked at me, including the teachers, who just gave a disapproving look luckily i was p mad
I had the strongest marijuana cookie I have ever had in my life once before school, it was so caked with THC that it would burn you mouth a little when you ate it. I just sat there in algebra II my eyes completely bloodshot and so deep into my own thoughts so far away from the classroom.
[QUOTE=Exxon;37157142]I had the strongest marijuana cookie I have ever had in my life once before school, it was so caked with THC that it would burn you mouth a little when you ate it. I just sat there in algebra II my eyes completely bloodshot and so deep into my own thoughts so far away from the classroom.[/QUOTE] I been there bro, then you know what broke my spaceout? A fucking school police officer escorting me out of class not cool mang.
[QUOTE=zach1193;37150905]How is that legal?[/QUOTE] I go to an exclusive admittance private school. We have a ridiculous sports program (we recruit kids from all over the world to play for our teams, still lose lol), and our academics are pretty good too. It's pretty fucked up, but it's a two strike system. First time you get "caught", they inform the headmaster and your parents, that's it really from what I know. Second time you get expelled. They're extremely heavily focused on "party drugs" like weed. That's all they think is a party drug. ha
See what you do is, you roll a small blunt and when the teacher is writing on the board you light it up real fast and pass it around before he sees/smells it
Me and a mate smoked a blunt before an exam in high school. All was nice up until I had to present my ID in order to start the exam.. turns out I forgot it at home. I was then invited to the principals office and had to explain my situation to the principal and a few other teachers. Then I had to wait for 20 minutes in the office until they got some dude to drive me over to my house and get my ID. I just remained cool and during our conversation I hinted that I studied the whole night and that's why I'm so absent-minded. Phew. :v:
Ate a browny once at mid-school (highschool for you Americans) during PE. Ended up chilling 2 hours in the storage room with some folks and this blond chick who started stroking my leg, I was too shy and too damn high.
My old high school would drug test you then kick you out if they suspected you of being high. It didnt really stop us but it sure didn't help paranoia.
at my public school if you fell asleep in class some teachers would send you to the nurses office to got piss tested. i dont know how that logic worked, "oh he fell asleep. he must be doing drugs". gee i guess the fact that school starts at 7am and we have to get up at 6 sometimes 5am wouldn't have to do with that. fucking retarded
holy shit. that's a little bit too fucking much. i'm so grateful where i live is chill about drugs sometimes.
[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;37170596]at my public school if you fell asleep in class some teachers would send you to the nurses office to got piss tested. i dont know how that logic worked, "oh he fell asleep. he must be doing drugs". gee i guess the fact that school starts at 7am and we have to get up at 6 sometimes 5am wouldn't have to do with that. fucking retarded[/QUOTE] Damn, that sucks. Most of the time at our school the teachers were understanding of everyone's lack of adequate sleep, and if you fell asleep in class they would just have you go down to the nurse's office to sleep there.
[QUOTE=FlashFireSix;37143882]There is no way I could of been high in school I would of got so paranoid and unable to function[/QUOTE] I did it once for a couple of periods during the last half of the day and the people that noticed were treating me like a king for some reason. They were usually annoying dickbags too(always talking about getting drunk and screaming BITCH BITCH BITCH for no reason to disrupt). I didn't even think I looked high so I was kinda like "well, fuck". All in all it wasn't worth it really. I didn't get into a situation where I could've gotten into trouble but it still isn't worth it sitting their being composed when in reality it's somehow still dead obvious and you can't just let loose. History class was fucking great though. I sat in the back high as fuck listening to in depth stories about the civil war.
I'd rather come home after a day of school and have a smoke after getting all my shit done, being high during class seems like a waste imo
[QUOTE=WoodenSpoon;37197625]I'd rather come home after a day of school and have a smoke after getting all my shit done, being high during class seems like a waste imo[/QUOTE] Your senior year, at my least in my experience, you'll have a bunch of classes where you don't do much at all. Especially at the end of they year. Being high while like doing art, or just not doing shit in a blow-off class is nice man
[QUOTE=WoodenSpoon;37197625]I'd rather come home after a day of school and have a smoke after getting all my shit done, being high during class seems like a waste imo[/QUOTE] That's exactly my plan for Senior year.
[QUOTE=haxorsltd;33476053]i got caught being high at school 4 times, here are the reasons: 1. eyes too red 2. i got in the wrong class sat down and only noticed about 5 minutes after the class started 0,0 3. forgot to put axe 4. bad breathe post your stories/comments/reasons etc[/QUOTE] God damnit, the second reason is too hilarous. I never got caught by the school but all my teachers know I do cannabis, they know I defend cannabis and I have such great arguments that they cannot say anything against me. Also they know I take medecines... Like I did oxycodone 6 months (they believed that it was just for headaches) and Ritalin (also for headaches lol), yep, I took the pills in the classroom when I felt like to...
i got baked before school and tossed my ~professional~ finger football kit in my bag. included an actual plastic field goal and complete leather finger football to match. sat down in my algebra class to find out my friend sitting behind me was also blasted. we spent the entire period playing finger football and not doing our work. best class ever. the next week we found a bin of those transparent, multi-colored tesseling shapes. that was a good day as well, making all sorts of colorful patterns on our desks hahahaha
I always smoked before my PE classes. That's why I had good grades even tho i'm a bit over weight. Never got caught, even tho I was taking order right in front of the class room. (and ofc the teacher was still there)
[QUOTE=OrYgin;37249907]I always smoked before my PE classes. That's why I had good grades even tho i'm a bit over weight. Never got caught, even tho I was taking order right in front of the class room. (and ofc the teacher was still there)[/QUOTE] ??? You pass PE class by trying, not by being good at sports.
in my school, you pass PE class by showing up and changing into gym clothes hahahah
[QUOTE=FFStudios;37253088]in my school, you pass PE class by showing up and changing into gym clothes hahahah[/QUOTE] Exactly, so I dunno how smoking weed would make you pass better, even if it did make you more active.
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