Oh you're a real 'gangsta' now.
That was a pain to read without paragraphs and punctuation, btw.
Needs punctuation and was I the only guy who cracked up when you said you had markers? Also, Tagging isn't graffiti it's tagging.
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[QUOTE=MCshahan;21566273]Man fuck all you guys dising my grammar and oh god you didn't make it in paragraphs i was just telling a fucking story jesus no reason to be fuck faces about it. and i don't know if the helicopter was looknig for us i was just saying there was a helicopter around. So stfu.
Any body else what to get there insults out now becaus the fist sixteen post were just BULLSHIT.
[B]Not bragging about once again just telling people what happen. God you people are fucking ignorant.[/B][/QUOTE]
Uh if you want to tell us make it legible please, and please learn the defenition of Arrogant.
The night two [B]friends and I[/B] got arrested. :eng101:
that is a solid wall of text
will reply again if i can make it through this
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ok i made it through that.
what you did was stupid. when shit is vandalized, everyone has to pay for it via tax money. you're not a rebel, just a douche
i wish you were in jail right now, since you obviously still think it's funny. brat.
[QUOTE=MCshahan;21566273]Man fuck all you guys dising my grammar and oh god you didn't make it in paragraphs i was just telling a fucking story jesus no reason to be fuck faces about it. and i don't know if the helicopter was looknig for us i was just saying there was a helicopter around. So stfu.
Any body else what to get there insults out now becaus the fist sixteen post were just BULLSHIT.
Not bragging about once again just telling people what happen. God you people are fucking ignorant.[/QUOTE]
It's not our fault that the fumes from your spraypaint has gotten into your head.
On a sidenote: You suck at being a criminal. It's like, what were you thinking? Downtown? That's where cops go the most on behalf of the damn crimerates, go to a suburb where the rich people live, they'd never see it comming.
[QUOTE=MCshahan;21566273]Man fuck all you guys dising my grammar and oh god you didn't make it in paragraphs i was just telling a fucking story jesus no reason to be fuck faces about it. and i don't know if the helicopter was looknig for us i was just saying there was a helicopter around. So stfu.
Any body else what to get there insults out now becaus the fist sixteen post were just BULLSHIT.
Not bragging about once again just telling people what happen. God you people are fucking ignorant.[/QUOTE]
The thread can only be as good as the material the first post provides. Thankfully your ignorance is a goldmine for a successful thread.
[QUOTE=MCshahan;21566046]I'm going to tell my funny story now.
The title of this story is the day i got arrested.
Ok lets begin, April 1st 2010 was the date. Well it all started out about a month before i actually got arrested for the crime i did. Me and two other friends got into the art of griffiti. We started to draw our own tags and throw ups and everything it made feel so good to destroy public property haha.
One night April fools day to be exact it was around 7:30 me and my two friends decided to go walking down a very busy street to downtown which was about 8 miles away from where we were. We we just walking along tagging signs and what not i bought i huge jug of kool-aid. We just kept walking and tagging. Then about halfway there we saw a helicopter with the spotlight we all had the thought in the back of our minds what if that helicopter is looking for us. We didn't really think about and kept walking then a cop passes and we are like nah he's not going to get us...
He does the fastest U-turn I have ever seen in my life. Me and my friends are all like walk to the right walk to the right now lol. We were going to try and run for the woods beside of us. The cop pulled up so fast we didnt even have time to. He flashes his lights and says over the microphone thing don't move. He gets out and says come over here. He asks if we have been writing on any signs... Of course we lie through our teeth and deny it. We sit there and wait for three other cops to pull up.
Right about this point i am freaking out. He searches finds the markers on all three of us. all the same colors that are on the signs so we were pretty much fucked at that point. He puts us in handcuffs and these handcuffs were fucking tight they like cut my wrist it hurt so bad. He shoves in the back of the car. We are taken to the witnesses house that called the cop on us. He points us out and says yes that was them. Holy shit i was having a panic attack in the back of this cop car it was so fucking hot in there and i had this big ass bulky hoody so i was burning the fuck up. He pulls me and my friend out of the car and puts hinge handcuffs on me and him those were even tighter then the pair i had on so those hurt worse.
HAHA in the car on the way to the police station my friend asked what the officers name was and he says boehls and im like what im sorry balls lmao and my friends is like no like bowls of soup and im like ooooo ok bowls lol. So i am pretty sure that pissed him off.
We get to that police station and he calls our parents and tells them to come pick us up. He charged us with two counts of vandalism $200 dollars fines on each of them. My aunt came to pick me up and we are driving away from the police station and he calls us back and im like uh oh. He had to give me my permit back.
Guys you know what the funny thing is I had a blunt of weed under the soul of my shoe the whole fucking time and he didn't catch me =) i was so relieved to get home and do something with it.
Well that was my story i have to go to my next class see ya guys later and this was a true story.[/QUOTE]
I made it easier to read :v:
also you're an asshole OP
I call this bullshit, helicopter yeah sure, and learn to write properly.
and who the fuck keeps a blunt of weed under the soul of the shoe, its going to stink and shit and be all mashed up.
I have a strong feeling this story is bullshit, being in panic and calling the police names at the same time, just doesn't ad up.
And if you were using markers, then its not graffiti. its what we call bomming in finland.
Should've thrown the pens away.
Amateurs.
[QUOTE=MCshahan;21566273]Man fuck all you guys dising my grammar and oh god you didn't make it in paragraphs i was just telling a fucking story jesus no reason to be fuck faces about it. and i don't know if the helicopter was looknig for us i was just saying there was a helicopter around. So stfu.
Any body else what to get there insults out now becaus the fist sixteen post were just BULLSHIT.
Not bragging about once again just telling people what happen. God you people are fucking ignorant.[/QUOTE]
stop swearing, you're only 10
also [IMG]http://carlotess.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/graffiti1.jpg[/IMG]
is graffiti
[img]http://fotolasse.se/September/Klotter1.jpg[/img]
is not
okay so now i read it i can safely say OP is a douche
[QUOTE=-AJ-;21566217]Quote.
Shame you didn't get caught with that weed and serve a few years or get a hefty fine for possession.[/QUOTE]
You'd get neither, OP got all scared over little shit.
Wow Dylan you are such a cunt.
Does Amanda know about this? (Cobb if you don't know which one)
And change the fucking haircut. It's getting too long.
tl;dr
OP is un-intelligent 12 year old, that likes to vandalize public property, and thinks he's [B]SOOOOO COOL[/B] for doing so.
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Does your mummy know you've done this?
Even if that was true, you deserved it.
Poorly writen, unrealistic and stupid.
i give it a 3/10
If done well, and in places no-one really gives a toss about, I have no problem with graffiti. But if its just drawing a dick on someone's house, that;s just stupid. Besides, fake story.
Yo better be trollin'
Cops can be dicks. I was shouting across the street at 9:00 one Friday night to a friend. There was no one around accept my group of friends and a few chavs smoking pot and doing what chavs do in a corner. A Car drives up and a men screams at me come over here. So I do sorta nervously, And I say "what"? He then says "What was that, you don't just say what to me"? I then said what again because I was a but slow that night... He said "I am a police officer. You don't shout across the street like that you might scare someone (only chavs around...). Now pull your hoodie down!"
"I am sorry SIR but it is cold."
"Just do it and don't talk to me in such a tone..."
"SORRY... SIR"
Needless to say that police car trailed me and my friends for almost the rest of the night :v:
Maybe you should be better at getting away.
You're an idiot exaggerating how you and your stupid friends got caught in the act of "tagging" a sign(see writing with a highlighter) why exactly would they send a helicopter after you for defacing public property. [B][U]OP WANTED LIVE AND RETARDED[/U][/B]. Not even slightly funny, it just leads everyone to the obvious conclusion that you are around 13 years of age and believe that commiting pathetic petty crimes is cool. Also can't believe you smoked that sweaty blunt.
[QUOTE=Silly;21567260]Wow Dylan you are such a cunt.
Does Amanda know about this? (Cobb if you don't know which one)
And change the fucking haircut. It's getting too long.[/QUOTE]
HAHA WTF i laughed so hard when i seen this who is this haha and this is the first time a have probably ever met anyone that uses facepunch around were i live.
[QUOTE=MCshahan;21573368]HAHA WTF i laughed so hard when i seen this who is this haha and this is the first time a have probably ever met anyone that uses facepunch around were i live.[/QUOTE]
are you a [i]real[/i] mc?!
[QUOTE=The Spocker;21573492]are you a [i]real[/i] mc?![/QUOTE]\Maybe maybe not you will never know.
IT FEELS GOOD TO DESTROY PUBLIC PROPERTY HAHA. Did you really right that. If your english, Shut up chav. If your American shut up wigger.
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[QUOTE=technologic;21568324]Cops can be dicks. I was shouting across the street at 9:00 one Friday night to a friend. There was no one around accept my group of friends and a few chavs smoking pot and doing what chavs do in a corner. A Car drives up and a men screams at me come over here. So I do sorta nervously, And I say "what"? He then says "What was that, you don't just say what to me"? I then said what again because I was a but slow that night... He said "I am a police officer. You don't shout across the street like that you might scare someone (only chavs around...). Now pull your hoodie down!"
"I am sorry SIR but it is cold."
"Just do it and don't talk to me in such a tone..."
"SORRY... SIR"
Needless to say that police car trailed me and my friends for almost the rest of the night :v:[/QUOTE]
OH LETS MAKE FUN OF THE PEOPLE WHO PROTECT ME! ON THE INTERNET! GOLLY GEE. Jesus christ...
[QUOTE=SherpaMurphy;21566670]The thread can only be as good as the material the first post provides. Thankfully your ignorance is a goldmine for a successful thread.[/QUOTE]
HAHA why thank you kind sir.
[QUOTE=cameleot;21566119]Interesting story.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I liked the parts with bad grammar
[QUOTE=MCshahan;21573368]HAHA WTF i laughed so hard when i seen this who is this haha and this is the first time a have probably ever met anyone that uses facepunch around were i live.[/QUOTE]
I'm just a guy from the internet. I'm not even from the U.S.
Basically, you have a link to your xfire profile on your facepunch profile. There is your first and last name. I still needed your hometown to find your profiles and other info, I've figured you'd probably have it on your steam community profile, but the rest of the links on your facepunch profile are either false or doesn't work. However with some googling I've found a forum linked to some surf server from which you were banned for mic spamming and on this forum you have asked to be unbanned and gave your STEAMID. I took your STEAMID applied it to a formula and I was able to find your steam community profile where you have posted your hometown. With your first and last name, and name of your town. I was able to find your facebook profile. With a little addon I was able to look through your pics and I wish I haven't because [B]you've been photographing yourself half-naked in front of a mirror, and you look like a 10 yr old on steroids with Justin Bieber hairstyle. [/B]Should I call your mum and tell her you smoke weed?
[QUOTE=MCshahan;21566273]Man fuck all you guys dising my grammar and oh god you didn't make it in paragraphs i was just telling a fucking story jesus no reason to be fuck faces about it. and i don't know if the helicopter was looknig for us i was just saying there was a helicopter around. So stfu.
Any body else what to get there insults out now becaus the fist sixteen post were just BULLSHIT.
Not bragging about once again just telling people what happen. God you people are fucking ignorant.[/QUOTE]
trying to figure out if i should rate you dumb or bad spelling...
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