• The night i and two friends got arrested.
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Zero funnies, not going to read.
this thread makes me go :( on society
Just in: OP is 10 and was in trouble at school today for writing on the desks. When caught he was given a detention and ordered to do extra homework. Luckily he hid the sherbet he was gonna snort later!
[QUOTE=Silly Sil;21574600]I'm just a guy from the internet. I'm not even from the U.S. Basically, you have a link to your xfire profile on your facepunch profile. There is your first and last name. I still needed your hometown to find your profiles and other info, I've figured you'd probably have it on your steam community profile, but the rest of the links on your facepunch profile are either false or doesn't work. However with some googling I've found a forum linked to some surf server from which you were banned for mic spamming and on this forum you have asked to be unbanned and gave your STEAMID. I took your STEAMID applied it to a formula and I was able to find your steam community profile where you have posted your hometown. With your first and last name, and name of your town. I was able to find your facebook profile. With a little addon I was able to look through your pics and I wish I haven't because [B]you've been photographing yourself half-naked in front of a mirror, and you look like a 10 yr old on steroids with Justin Bieber hairstyle. [/B]Should I call your mum and tell her you smoke weed?[/QUOTE] Holy shit. What compelled you to stalk this guy? 0:
[QUOTE=Gordy H.;21566081]Wow. That was pretty hard to read. So uh.. let me get this straight, you spray-painted a sign and someone called the cops, then they deployed a helicopter to find you? That seems very unrealistic.[/QUOTE] My cousin burnt a newspaper behind a B&Q and promptly had a helicopter spotlight on him, the police appear to be over funded.
[QUOTE=cpv008;21574756]trying to figure out if i should rate you dumb or bad spelling...[/QUOTE] Both please since everybody is is following along with the i am 10 story might as well you know what i am saying
[QUOTE=a-k-t-w;21574946]Holy shit. What compelled you to stalk this guy? 0:[/QUOTE] Bored at work? Facepunch, dwarf fortress and watching 24 hours is mostly what I do at work :v:
[QUOTE=a-k-t-w;21574946]Holy shit. What compelled you to stalk this guy? 0:[/QUOTE] Seriously jesus i am kinda scared now.
[QUOTE=MCshahan;21575040]Seriously jesus i am kinda scared now.[/QUOTE] Should be. Tomorrow those half naked pictures are going to be all around your school. One of your "friends" agreed to do it, he was rather happy about that idea. Edit: Oh hey he removed his xfire from facepunch :v: He's removing all the links as I type it.
[QUOTE=Silly Sil;21574600] <Incredible Detective Work> Should I call your mum and tell her you smoke weed?[/QUOTE] It appears Cypher_09 has some competition with the internet detective work! Please contact his mother, it would be just perfect.
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[QUOTE=Silly Sil;21575082]Should be. Tomorrow those half naked pictures are going to be all around your school. One of your "friends" agreed to do it, he was rather happy about that idea. Edit: Oh hey he removed his xfire from facepunch :v: He's removing all the links as I type it.[/QUOTE] Ok it's not like no body has seen them they are on my myspace.
[QUOTE=a-k-t-w;21574946]Holy shit. What compelled you to stalk this guy? 0:[/QUOTE]Well all you need to do is get his email (which he provided in his profile), and type it into Facebook. Not really stalking in my books since he willingly put it on the internet for others to see.
[QUOTE=MCshahan;21575215]Ok it's not like no body has seen them they are on my myspace.[/QUOTE] Should I add some details in photoshop? :v: Like a small penis :3:
[QUOTE=Silly Sil;21575258]Should I add some details in photoshop? :v: Like a small penis :3:[/QUOTE] Yeah, he needs another one.
I want to be as cool as you! But i'm so uncool that I don't get arrested!
[QUOTE=meepugh;21575492]I want to be as cool as you! But i'm so uncool that I don't get arrested![/QUOTE] Well it was fun knowing you guys. I am gonna got get permabanned =) thank you
[QUOTE=MCshahan;21575551]Well it was fun knowing you guys. I am gonna got get permabanned =) thank you[/QUOTE] Oops, I better call this whole operation off before he permabans himself in RL
[QUOTE=MCshahan]Thank you for fixing my thread. I appreciate it.[/QUOTE] Lol and in my post I called him an asshole :v:
posting in a troll thread
I was a little dirty criminal myself today. I were purchasing candy because kinda like candy (picking different types and putting them in a bag, so that the price is based on the weight), then i thought "Wait, what if i put one of those more expensive bubblegum things in the bag?". Then i did that and paid 56,50 NOK for it all (1,5L cola and the bag of candy). Nobody noticed of course. Afterwards, i felt awesome, and goddamn childish. Bubblegum fuck yeah.
Man, you're such a hard-ass!
Your parents must be proud.
[QUOTE=hehe;21566111]yea not interesting in the slightest. i would rather. [url]http://www.watching-grass-grow.com[/url][/QUOTE] After hearing 8-bit Live And Let Die and watching grass grow, I have decided my life is now complete toodles~ :3:
I bet you make your friends call you MC Shahan, and i also bet that is your "tag"
you make me sick. i hope you had a bad night there. no sarcasm
TL;DR? I cbf reading this.
[QUOTE=-AJ-;21566217]Quote. Shame you didn't get caught with that weed and serve a few years or get a hefty fine for possession.[/QUOTE] LOL, a few years for a blunt? Hardly, that's considered personal use. The most he'd get is a warning and confiscation of the blunt.
[QUOTE=MCshahan;21566046]I'm going to tell my funny story now. The title of this story is the day i got arrested. Ok lets begin, April 1st 2010 was the date. Well it all started out about a month before i actually got arrested for the crime i did. Me and two other friends got into the art of griffiti. We started to draw our own tags and throw ups and everything it made feel so good to destroy publi...[/QUOTE] Stopped reading there.
OP's IP + Police>for the win
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