• Need an idea for an English assignment
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100 word is nothing. Just start bsing and it will be filled up sooner than you think.
[QUOTE=lum1naire;24875414]Haha, you do not want to see what the writing level of other kids in my class is then. Let's just say what you just read would be considered 'good' here. Like I said in my other post, not my fault our education system sucks. [i]Especially[/i] in the English department. I'm not too worried about handing it in, I'm sure I'll score good marks. The level of writing is just so shit that any mediocre piece of writing I submit is instantly good. [editline]06:42AM[/editline] It probably is, but there are a lot of things fucked up with BC's. The problem could also be somewhere in me living in a fairly small town (population of like 30-40 thousand people), but I doubt it.[/QUOTE] I have no doubt you'll get good marks, but do you really think it's the best you can do? God is watching.
[QUOTE=zeroti2;24875468]I have no doubt you'll get good marks, but do you really think it's the best you can do? God is watching.[/QUOTE] Best? No... But I have Physics and Spanish to worry about all with due dates tomorrow I can't just be lolly gagging over some 100 word short paragraph
[QUOTE=lum1naire;24872356]My english teacher is asking us to write a 100 word short paragraph (no more, dunno why) as to why I should be one of the 5 people he lets live when our school crashed into some unknown weaboo territory. Now I want a convincing idea on what to write about so that I get to live, because I lead a life of smoking pot and getting my dick sucked a lot I can't really use that due to it's uh.. crude nature idea's okay[/QUOTE] Story about a homeless person, their struggle and there temptations to break the law to get by but is it really breaking the law just to stay alive..... got me an A+ back when i was in school!
[QUOTE=lum1naire;24875483]I can't just be lolly gagging over some 100 word short paragraph[/QUOTE] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1002399] I can't just be lolly gagging over some 100 word short paragraph [/url] :geno: You've spent over half an hour posting about it, and you can't be bothered to take 5 minutes to write something better? There is no place in god's kingdom for people like you.
WBC 4 lyfe don't worry I'm covered
... 100 word. Try a thousand word.
What kind of teacher do you have?
[QUOTE=lum1naire;24872356]as to why I should be one of the 5 people he lets live when our school crashed into some unknown weaboo territory. [/QUOTE] Write: A - A whiny letter about why he is the one that gets to choose if you live or not, and why he would even think about killing all but 5 people. B - How you should live because you have super awesome powers like flying and can blow stuff up with your eye lasers. And even if you werent in his 5 he wouldnt be able to stop you anyway.
I miss this kind of assignements. :/
I bet all that pot and getting your dick sucked has rendered you incapable of producing anything longer than 100 words.
This is hardly a real assignment. It's probably the teacher's way of assessing the character of your class.
[QUOTE=Symmetry;24876755]This is hardly a real assignment. It's probably the teacher's way of assessing the character of your class.[/QUOTE] a test?! in that case, mizpel wurdz for teh lulz.
[QUOTE=Symmetry;24876755]This is hardly a real assignment. It's probably the teacher's way of assessing the character of your class.[/QUOTE] well that isn't very difficult, the assignment seems unnecessary
[QUOTE=Pyth;24872451]Why would you WANT to live in an unknown weeaboo territory? Let him shoot you on the spot, it's a much better fate. Trust me.[/QUOTE] Just take his gun and shoot him. Then shoot everyone you don't like, and try to find a way back home. If there is no way to get home you're fucked m8 [editline]12:48PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Phoenix Ashes;24876766]a test?! in that case, mizpel wurdz for teh lulz.[/QUOTE] Yea...be sure to do that also
Explain all the nagatives of everyone else to make you look like a good canidate.
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