During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
I am now going to be posting the recordings in chapters. The last post of every two pages will be the end of a chapter.
Also, let's not let this page leave the front page.
I like the part about the train having bear penises
[QUOTE=ACupXOfXNoodles;22834005]I like the part about the train having bear penises[/QUOTE]
Then add it to the story.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides.
Oh god, this is going to be a full-length book by the time of page-closing.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
[QUOTE=ZavCoyote;22835000]Oh god, this is going to be a full-length book by the time of page-closing.[/QUOTE]
Not only a full-length book, but the stupidest book you'll ever read. Not to mention, it's gonna be a pain reading all this out through a microphone. Hell, at least it's something productive to do though.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
She then proceeded to grab a knife from her back pocket. She then pierced the skin of my dick
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking.
[QUOTE=Suttles;22836116]then it went on upside down dick sucking.[/QUOTE]
Wtf?
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started to rape us both.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER. She did not have any eyelids.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER. She did not have any eyelids.
That daughter was later seen getting a sex change. She then followed her dads' footsteps, and proceeded to rape everything in sight.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER. She did not have any eyelids.
That daughter was later seen getting a sex change. She then followed her dads' footsteps, and proceeded to rape everything in sight.
But this proved difficult as she realised her arthritis was getting worse, walking slowly became a stagger. Soon the prospect of walking was merely an ability she once had. Albeit wheelchair ridden, she did not want to give up.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER. She did not have any eyelids.
That daughter was later seen getting a sex change. She then followed her dads' footsteps, and proceeded to rape everything in sight.
But this proved difficult as she realised her arthritis was getting worse, walking slowly became a stagger. Soon the prospect of walking was merely an ability she once had. Albeit wheelchair ridden, she did not want to give up. But then all changed when Zach Anner appeared and yelled at ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER for stealing his chair.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsour, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER. She did not have any eyelids.
That daughter was later seen getting a sex change. She then followed her dads' footsteps, and proceeded to rape everything in sight.
But this proved difficult as she realised her arthritis was getting worse, walking slowly became a stagger. Soon the prospect of walking was merely an ability she once had. Albeit wheelchair ridden, she did not want to give up. But then all changed when Zach Anner appeared and yelled at ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER for stealing his chair. Little did he know, "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was the code word to reactivate a nearby Russian sleeper agent.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsaur, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER. She did not have any eyelids.
That daughter was later seen getting a sex change. She then followed her dads' footsteps, and proceeded to rape everything in sight.
But this proved difficult as she realised her arthritis was getting worse, walking slowly became a stagger. Soon the prospect of walking was merely an ability she once had. Albeit wheelchair ridden, she did not want to give up. But then all changed when Zach Anner appeared and yelled at ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER for stealing his chair. Little did he know, "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was the code word to reactivate a nearby Russian sleeper agent. He got shot 13 times, but luckily, he still had his rocket sled, so he went to Pluto.
There, the met a penguin. His nemesis.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsaur, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER. She did not have any eyelids.
That daughter was later seen getting a sex change. She then followed her dads' footsteps, and proceeded to rape everything in sight.
But this proved difficult as she realised her arthritis was getting worse, walking slowly became a stagger. Soon the prospect of walking was merely an ability she once had. Albeit wheelchair ridden, she did not want to give up. But then all changed when Zach Anner appeared and yelled at ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER for stealing his chair. Little did he know, "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was the code word to reactivate a nearby Russian sleeper agent. He got shot 13 times, but luckily, he still had his rocket sled, so he went to Pluto.
There, the met a penguin. His nemesis. The penguin promptly morphed into Optimus Prime.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsaur, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER. She did not have any eyelids.
That daughter was later seen getting a sex change. She then followed her dads' footsteps, and proceeded to rape everything in sight.
But this proved difficult as she realised her arthritis was getting worse, walking slowly became a stagger. Soon the prospect of walking was merely an ability she once had. Albeit wheelchair ridden, she did not want to give up. But then all changed when Zach Anner appeared and yelled at ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER for stealing his chair. Little did he know, "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was the code word to reactivate a nearby Russian sleeper agent. He got shot 13 times, but luckily, he still had his rocket sled, so he went to Pluto.
There, the met a penguin. His nemesis. The penguin promptly morphed into Optimus Prime. And then Optimus Prime started wanking his huge robot cock and then came thousands of Sonichu.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsaur, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER. She did not have any eyelids.
That daughter was later seen getting a sex change. She then followed her dads' footsteps, and proceeded to rape everything in sight.
But this proved difficult as she realised her arthritis was getting worse, walking slowly became a stagger. Soon the prospect of walking was merely an ability she once had. Albeit wheelchair ridden, she did not want to give up. But then all changed when Zach Anner appeared and yelled at ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER for stealing his chair. Little did he know, "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was the code word to reactivate a nearby Russian sleeper agent. He got shot 13 times, but luckily, he still had his rocket sled, so he went to Pluto.
There, the met a penguin. His nemesis. The penguin promptly morphed into Optimus Prime. And then Optimus Prime started wanking his huge robot cock and then came thousands of Sonichu. Zach Anner had to avoid the massive Sonichu cum blast headed his way,
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsaur, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER. She did not have any eyelids.
That daughter was later seen getting a sex change. She then followed her dads' footsteps, and proceeded to rape everything in sight.
But this proved difficult as she realised her arthritis was getting worse, walking slowly became a stagger. Soon the prospect of walking was merely an ability she once had. Albeit wheelchair ridden, she did not want to give up. But then all changed when Zach Anner appeared and yelled at ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER for stealing his chair. Little did he know, "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was the code word to reactivate a nearby Russian sleeper agent. He got shot 13 times, but luckily, he still had his rocket sled, so he went to Pluto.
There, the met a penguin. His nemesis. The penguin promptly morphed into Optimus Prime. And then Optimus Prime started wanking his huge robot cock and then came thousands of Sonichu.
She rolled up her sleeves, and pulled out the BFG 9000, and wiped out thousands of Sonichu. This led to the great paper wars of 2035.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsaur, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER. She did not have any eyelids.
That daughter was later seen getting a sex change. She then followed her dads' footsteps, and proceeded to rape everything in sight.
But this proved difficult as she realised her arthritis was getting worse, walking slowly became a stagger. Soon the prospect of walking was merely an ability she once had. Albeit wheelchair ridden, she did not want to give up. But then all changed when Zach Anner appeared and yelled at ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER for stealing his chair. Little did he know, "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was the code word to reactivate a nearby Russian sleeper agent. He got shot 13 times, but luckily, he still had his rocket sled, so he went to Pluto.
There, the met a penguin. His nemesis. The penguin promptly morphed into Optimus Prime. And then Optimus Prime started wanking his huge robot cock and then came thousands of Sonichu.
She rolled up her sleeves, and pulled out the BFG 9000, and wiped out thousands of Sonichu. This led to the great paper wars of 2035. Chris Chan then had all the remaining sonichus combine with Chris' sonichu crayola model magic medallion as the head, turning into Sonichu X.
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