During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsaur, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER. She did not have any eyelids.
That daughter was later seen getting a sex change. She then followed her dads' footsteps, and proceeded to rape everything in sight.
But this proved difficult as she realised her arthritis was getting worse, walking slowly became a stagger. Soon the prospect of walking was merely an ability she once had. Albeit wheelchair ridden, she did not want to give up. But then all changed when Zach Anner appeared and yelled at ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER for stealing his chair. Little did he know, "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was the code word to reactivate a nearby Russian sleeper agent. He got shot 13 times, but luckily, he still had his rocket sled, so he went to Pluto.
There, the met a penguin. His nemesis. The penguin promptly morphed into Optimus Prime. And then Optimus Prime started wanking his huge robot cock and then came thousands of Sonichu.
She rolled up her sleeves, and pulled out the BFG 9000, and wiped out thousands of Sonichu. This led to the great paper wars of 2035. Chris Chan then had all the remaining sonichus combine with Chris' sonichu crayola model magic medallion as the head, turning into Sonichu X.
After ash retireved Sonichu X, Gabe came out and congratulated him for capturing it with a copy of Portal 2 and Episode 3
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsaur, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER. She did not have any eyelids.
That daughter was later seen getting a sex change. She then followed her dads' footsteps, and proceeded to rape everything in sight.
But this proved difficult as she realised her arthritis was getting worse, walking slowly became a stagger. Soon the prospect of walking was merely an ability she once had. Albeit wheelchair ridden, she did not want to give up. But then all changed when Zach Anner appeared and yelled at ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER for stealing his chair. Little did he know, "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was the code word to reactivate a nearby Russian sleeper agent. He got shot 13 times, but luckily, he still had his rocket sled, so he went to Pluto.
There, the met a penguin. His nemesis. The penguin promptly morphed into Optimus Prime. And then Optimus Prime started wanking his huge robot cock and then came thousands of Sonichu.
She rolled up her sleeves, and pulled out the BFG 9000, and wiped out thousands of Sonichu. This led to the great paper wars of 2035. Chris Chan then had all the remaining sonichus combine with Chris' sonichu crayola model magic medallion as the head, turning into Sonichu X.
After ash retireved Sonichu X, Gabe came out and congratulated him for capturing it with a copy of Portal 2 and Episode 3.
"all right!" Ash roared triumphantly.
Gabe began to speak "You've earned it Ash, enjoy-"
"Holy shit!" Ash exclaimed. "A talking Snorlax!"
Portal 2 and Episode 3 were promplty delayed.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsaur, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER. She did not have any eyelids.
That daughter was later seen getting a sex change. She then followed her dads' footsteps, and proceeded to rape everything in sight.
But this proved difficult as she realised her arthritis was getting worse, walking slowly became a stagger. Soon the prospect of walking was merely an ability she once had. Albeit wheelchair ridden, she did not want to give up. But then all changed when Zach Anner appeared and yelled at ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER for stealing his chair. Little did he know, "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was the code word to reactivate a nearby Russian sleeper agent. He got shot 13 times, but luckily, he still had his rocket sled, so he went to Pluto.
There, the met a penguin. His nemesis. The penguin promptly morphed into Optimus Prime. And then Optimus Prime started wanking his huge robot cock and then came thousands of Sonichu.
She rolled up her sleeves, and pulled out the BFG 9000, and wiped out thousands of Sonichu. This led to the great paper wars of 2035. Chris Chan then had all the remaining sonichus combine with Chris' sonichu crayola model magic medallion as the head, turning into Sonichu X.
After ash retireved Sonichu X, Gabe came out and congratulated him for capturing it with a copy of Portal 2 and Episode 3.
"all right!" Ash roared triumphantly.
Gabe began to speak "You've earned it Ash, enjoy-"
"Holy shit!" Ash exclaimed. "A talking Snorlax!"
Portal 2 and Episode 3 were promplty delayed. Alot of Gabe fat jokes were made on that day.
27 more posts till I start recording chapter one.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsaur, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER. She did not have any eyelids.
That daughter was later seen getting a sex change. She then followed her dads' footsteps, and proceeded to rape everything in sight.
But this proved difficult as she realised her arthritis was getting worse, walking slowly became a stagger. Soon the prospect of walking was merely an ability she once had. Albeit wheelchair ridden, she did not want to give up. But then all changed when Zach Anner appeared and yelled at ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER for stealing his chair. Little did he know, "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was the code word to reactivate a nearby Russian sleeper agent. He got shot 13 times, but luckily, he still had his rocket sled, so he went to Pluto.
There, the met a penguin. His nemesis. The penguin promptly morphed into Optimus Prime. And then Optimus Prime started wanking his huge robot cock and then came thousands of Sonichu.
She rolled up her sleeves, and pulled out the BFG 9000, and wiped out thousands of Sonichu. This led to the great paper wars of 2035. Chris Chan then had all the remaining sonichus combine with Chris' sonichu crayola model magic medallion as the head, turning into Sonichu X.
After ash retireved Sonichu X, Gabe came out and congratulated him for capturing it with a copy of Portal 2 and Episode 3.
"all right!" Ash roared triumphantly.
Gabe began to speak "You've earned it Ash, enjoy-"
"Holy shit!" Ash exclaimed. "A talking Snorlax!"
Portal 2 and Episode 3 were promplty delayed. Alot of Gabe fat jokes were made on that day. Gabe went back to his office filled with rage.
"I'll show those fuckin' sock wanking faggot cunt slappers" Gabe muttered angrily under his breath. "Everyone thinks i'm so fat and ugly, huh? I'll show them!"
Gabe began to sandpaper his face and post pictures on the internet. It was from these pictures that "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was able to track Gabe down and exact her revenge. The battle was about to commence.
Should we publish our book/recording? Gonna put a poll up.
[QUOTE=RidingKeys;22841024]Should we publish our book/recording? Gonna put a poll up.[/QUOTE]
Oh god yes.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsaur, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER. She did not have any eyelids.
That daughter was later seen getting a sex change. She then followed her dads' footsteps, and proceeded to rape everything in sight.
But this proved difficult as she realised her arthritis was getting worse, walking slowly became a stagger. Soon the prospect of walking was merely an ability she once had. Albeit wheelchair ridden, she did not want to give up. But then all changed when Zach Anner appeared and yelled at ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER for stealing his chair. Little did he know, "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was the code word to reactivate a nearby Russian sleeper agent. He got shot 13 times, but luckily, he still had his rocket sled, so he went to Pluto.
There, the met a penguin. His nemesis. The penguin promptly morphed into Optimus Prime. And then Optimus Prime started wanking his huge robot cock and then came thousands of Sonichu.
She rolled up her sleeves, and pulled out the BFG 9000, and wiped out thousands of Sonichu. This led to the great paper wars of 2035. Chris Chan then had all the remaining sonichus combine with Chris' sonichu crayola model magic medallion as the head, turning into Sonichu X.
After ash retireved Sonichu X, Gabe came out and congratulated him for capturing it with a copy of Portal 2 and Episode 3.
"all right!" Ash roared triumphantly.
Gabe began to speak "You've earned it Ash, enjoy-"
"Holy shit!" Ash exclaimed. "A talking Snorlax!"
Portal 2 and Episode 3 were promplty delayed. Alot of Gabe fat jokes were made on that day. Gabe went back to his office filled with rage.
"I'll show those fuckin' sock wanking faggot cunt slappers" Gabe muttered angrily under his breath. "Everyone thinks i'm so fat and ugly, huh? I'll show them!"
Gabe began to sandpaper his face and post pictures on the internet. It was from these pictures that "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was able to track Gabe down and exact her revenge. The battle was about to commence.
Gabe prepared for the battle by eating several small children and delaying Episode 3, while ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsaur, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER. She did not have any eyelids.
That daughter was later seen getting a sex change. She then followed her dads' footsteps, and proceeded to rape everything in sight.
But this proved difficult as she realised her arthritis was getting worse, walking slowly became a stagger. Soon the prospect of walking was merely an ability she once had. Albeit wheelchair ridden, she did not want to give up. But then all changed when Zach Anner appeared and yelled at ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER for stealing his chair. Little did he know, "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was the code word to reactivate a nearby Russian sleeper agent. He got shot 13 times, but luckily, he still had his rocket sled, so he went to Pluto.
There, the met a penguin. His nemesis. The penguin promptly morphed into Optimus Prime. And then Optimus Prime started wanking his huge robot cock and then came thousands of Sonichu.
She rolled up her sleeves, and pulled out the BFG 9000, and wiped out thousands of Sonichu. This led to the great paper wars of 2035. Chris Chan then had all the remaining sonichus combine with Chris' sonichu crayola model magic medallion as the head, turning into Sonichu X.
After ash retireved Sonichu X, Gabe came out and congratulated him for capturing it with a copy of Portal 2 and Episode 3.
"all right!" Ash roared triumphantly.
Gabe began to speak "You've earned it Ash, enjoy-"
"Holy shit!" Ash exclaimed. "A talking Snorlax!"
Portal 2 and Episode 3 were promplty delayed. Alot of Gabe fat jokes were made on that day. Gabe went back to his office filled with rage.
"I'll show those fuckin' sock wanking faggot cunt slappers" Gabe muttered angrily under his breath. "Everyone thinks i'm so fat and ugly, huh? I'll show them!"
Gabe began to sandpaper his face and post pictures on the internet. It was from these pictures that "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was able to track Gabe down and exact her revenge. The battle was about to commence.
Gabe prepared for the battle by eating several small children and delaying Episode 3, while ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER ate several puppies and shat them out at Gabe's face, dealing critical damage.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsaur, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER. She did not have any eyelids.
That daughter was later seen getting a sex change. She then followed her dads' footsteps, and proceeded to rape everything in sight.
But this proved difficult as she realised her arthritis was getting worse, walking slowly became a stagger. Soon the prospect of walking was merely an ability she once had. Albeit wheelchair ridden, she did not want to give up. But then all changed when Zach Anner appeared and yelled at ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER for stealing his chair. Little did he know, "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was the code word to reactivate a nearby Russian sleeper agent. He got shot 13 times, but luckily, he still had his rocket sled, so he went to Pluto.
There, the met a penguin. His nemesis. The penguin promptly morphed into Optimus Prime. And then Optimus Prime started wanking his huge robot cock and then came thousands of Sonichu.
She rolled up her sleeves, and pulled out the BFG 9000, and wiped out thousands of Sonichu. This led to the great paper wars of 2035. Chris Chan then had all the remaining sonichus combine with Chris' sonichu crayola model magic medallion as the head, turning into Sonichu X.
After ash retireved Sonichu X, Gabe came out and congratulated him for capturing it with a copy of Portal 2 and Episode 3.
"all right!" Ash roared triumphantly.
Gabe began to speak "You've earned it Ash, enjoy-"
"Holy shit!" Ash exclaimed. "A talking Snorlax!"
Portal 2 and Episode 3 were promplty delayed. Alot of Gabe fat jokes were made on that day. Gabe went back to his office filled with rage.
"I'll show those fuckin' sock wanking faggot cunt slappers" Gabe muttered angrily under his breath. "Everyone thinks i'm so fat and ugly, huh? I'll show them!"
Gabe began to sandpaper his face and post pictures on the internet. It was from these pictures that "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was able to track Gabe down and exact her revenge. The battle was about to commence.
Gabe prepared for the battle by eating several small children and delaying Episode 3, while ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER ate several puppies and shat them out at Gabe's face, dealing critical damage. She then followed her attack up with some Antidisestablishmentarianism.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsaur, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER. She did not have any eyelids.
That daughter was later seen getting a sex change. She then followed her dads' footsteps, and proceeded to rape everything in sight.
But this proved difficult as she realised her arthritis was getting worse, walking slowly became a stagger. Soon the prospect of walking was merely an ability she once had. Albeit wheelchair ridden, she did not want to give up. But then all changed when Zach Anner appeared and yelled at ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER for stealing his chair. Little did he know, "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was the code word to reactivate a nearby Russian sleeper agent. He got shot 13 times, but luckily, he still had his rocket sled, so he went to Pluto.
There, the met a penguin. His nemesis. The penguin promptly morphed into Optimus Prime. And then Optimus Prime started wanking his huge robot cock and then came thousands of Sonichu.
She rolled up her sleeves, and pulled out the BFG 9000, and wiped out thousands of Sonichu. This led to the great paper wars of 2035. Chris Chan then had all the remaining sonichus combine with Chris' sonichu crayola model magic medallion as the head, turning into Sonichu X.
After ash retireved Sonichu X, Gabe came out and congratulated him for capturing it with a copy of Portal 2 and Episode 3.
"all right!" Ash roared triumphantly.
Gabe began to speak "You've earned it Ash, enjoy-"
"Holy shit!" Ash exclaimed. "A talking Snorlax!"
Portal 2 and Episode 3 were promplty delayed. Alot of Gabe fat jokes were made on that day. Gabe went back to his office filled with rage.
"I'll show those fuckin' sock wanking faggot cunt slappers" Gabe muttered angrily under his breath. "Everyone thinks i'm so fat and ugly, huh? I'll show them!"
Gabe began to sandpaper his face and post pictures on the internet. It was from these pictures that "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was able to track Gabe down and exact her revenge. The battle was about to commence.
Gabe prepared for the battle by eating several small children and delaying Episode 3, while ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER ate several puppies and shat them out at Gabe's face, dealing critical damage. She then followed her attack up with some Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Suddenly, it went dark and there were no lights on. Night vision was too expensive for Gabe because he spent all his money on skulls with knives that slice bread.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsaur, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER. She did not have any eyelids.
That daughter was later seen getting a sex change. She then followed her dads' footsteps, and proceeded to rape everything in sight.
But this proved difficult as she realised her arthritis was getting worse, walking slowly became a stagger. Soon the prospect of walking was merely an ability she once had. Albeit wheelchair ridden, she did not want to give up. But then all changed when Zach Anner appeared and yelled at ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER for stealing his chair. Little did he know, "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was the code word to reactivate a nearby Russian sleeper agent. He got shot 13 times, but luckily, he still had his rocket sled, so he went to Pluto.
There, the met a penguin. His nemesis. The penguin promptly morphed into Optimus Prime. And then Optimus Prime started wanking his huge robot cock and then came thousands of Sonichu.
She rolled up her sleeves, and pulled out the BFG 9000, and wiped out thousands of Sonichu. This led to the great paper wars of 2035. Chris Chan then had all the remaining sonichus combine with Chris' sonichu crayola model magic medallion as the head, turning into Sonichu X.
After ash retireved Sonichu X, Gabe came out and congratulated him for capturing it with a copy of Portal 2 and Episode 3.
"all right!" Ash roared triumphantly.
Gabe began to speak "You've earned it Ash, enjoy-"
"Holy shit!" Ash exclaimed. "A talking Snorlax!"
Portal 2 and Episode 3 were promplty delayed. Alot of Gabe fat jokes were made on that day. Gabe went back to his office filled with rage.
"I'll show those fuckin' sock wanking faggot cunt slappers" Gabe muttered angrily under his breath. "Everyone thinks i'm so fat and ugly, huh? I'll show them!"
Gabe began to sandpaper his face and post pictures on the internet. It was from these pictures that "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was able to track Gabe down and exact her revenge. The battle was about to commence.
Gabe prepared for the battle by eating several small children and delaying Episode 3, while ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER ate several puppies and shat them out at Gabe's face, dealing critical damage. She then followed her attack up with some Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Suddenly, it went dark and there were no lights on. Night vision was too expensive for Gabe because he spent all his money on skulls with knives that slice bread.
Suddenly, a voice. "Hello, Gabe. It's your old buddy, Marc Laidlaw... Just sit back and relax. I won't hurt you... much."
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsaur, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER. She did not have any eyelids.
That daughter was later seen getting a sex change. She then followed her dads' footsteps, and proceeded to rape everything in sight.
But this proved difficult as she realised her arthritis was getting worse, walking slowly became a stagger. Soon the prospect of walking was merely an ability she once had. Albeit wheelchair ridden, she did not want to give up. But then all changed when Zach Anner appeared and yelled at ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER for stealing his chair. Little did he know, "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was the code word to reactivate a nearby Russian sleeper agent. He got shot 13 times, but luckily, he still had his rocket sled, so he went to Pluto.
There, the met a penguin. His nemesis. The penguin promptly morphed into Optimus Prime. And then Optimus Prime started wanking his huge robot cock and then came thousands of Sonichu.
She rolled up her sleeves, and pulled out the BFG 9000, and wiped out thousands of Sonichu. This led to the great paper wars of 2035. Chris Chan then had all the remaining sonichus combine with Chris' sonichu crayola model magic medallion as the head, turning into Sonichu X.
After ash retireved Sonichu X, Gabe came out and congratulated him for capturing it with a copy of Portal 2 and Episode 3.
"all right!" Ash roared triumphantly.
Gabe began to speak "You've earned it Ash, enjoy-"
"Holy shit!" Ash exclaimed. "A talking Snorlax!"
Portal 2 and Episode 3 were promplty delayed. Alot of Gabe fat jokes were made on that day. Gabe went back to his office filled with rage.
"I'll show those fuckin' sock wanking faggot cunt slappers" Gabe muttered angrily under his breath. "Everyone thinks i'm so fat and ugly, huh? I'll show them!"
Gabe began to sandpaper his face and post pictures on the internet. It was from these pictures that "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was able to track Gabe down and exact her revenge. The battle was about to commence.
Gabe prepared for the battle by eating several small children and delaying Episode 3, while ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER ate several puppies and shat them out at Gabe's face, dealing critical damage. She then followed her attack up with some Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Suddenly, it went dark and there were no lights on. Night vision was too expensive for Gabe because he spent all his money on skulls with knives that slice bread.
Suddenly, a voice. "Hello, Gabe. It's your old buddy, Marc Laidlaw... Just sit back and relax. I won't hurt you... much."
Gabe sat up from a chair. He tripped when falling, and fell. A large [i]Wham![/i] was heard, and the floor started to shake. Important bits and pieces started to come loose from Cleverbot.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsaur, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER. She did not have any eyelids.
That daughter was later seen getting a sex change. She then followed her dads' footsteps, and proceeded to rape everything in sight.
But this proved difficult as she realised her arthritis was getting worse, walking slowly became a stagger. Soon the prospect of walking was merely an ability she once had. Albeit wheelchair ridden, she did not want to give up. But then all changed when Zach Anner appeared and yelled at ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER for stealing his chair. Little did he know, "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was the code word to reactivate a nearby Russian sleeper agent. He got shot 13 times, but luckily, he still had his rocket sled, so he went to Pluto.
There, the met a penguin. His nemesis. The penguin promptly morphed into Optimus Prime. And then Optimus Prime started wanking his huge robot cock and then came thousands of Sonichu.
She rolled up her sleeves, and pulled out the BFG 9000, and wiped out thousands of Sonichu. This led to the great paper wars of 2035. Chris Chan then had all the remaining sonichus combine with Chris' sonichu crayola model magic medallion as the head, turning into Sonichu X.
After ash retireved Sonichu X, Gabe came out and congratulated him for capturing it with a copy of Portal 2 and Episode 3.
"all right!" Ash roared triumphantly.
Gabe began to speak "You've earned it Ash, enjoy-"
"Holy shit!" Ash exclaimed. "A talking Snorlax!"
Portal 2 and Episode 3 were promplty delayed. Alot of Gabe fat jokes were made on that day. Gabe went back to his office filled with rage.
"I'll show those fuckin' sock wanking faggot cunt slappers" Gabe muttered angrily under his breath. "Everyone thinks i'm so fat and ugly, huh? I'll show them!"
Gabe began to sandpaper his face and post pictures on the internet. It was from these pictures that "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was able to track Gabe down and exact her revenge. The battle was about to commence.
Gabe prepared for the battle by eating several small children and delaying Episode 3, while ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER ate several puppies and shat them out at Gabe's face, dealing critical damage. She then followed her attack up with some Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Suddenly, it went dark and there were no lights on. Night vision was too expensive for Gabe because he spent all his money on skulls with knives that slice bread.
Suddenly, a voice. "Hello, Gabe. It's your old buddy, Marc Laidlaw... Just sit back and relax. I won't hurt you... much."
Gabe sat up from a chair. He tripped when falling, and fell. A large [I]Wham![/I] was heard, and the floor started to shake. Important bits and pieces started to come loose from Cleverbot.
You ask Gabe about EP3 at which point he sends his staff at Valve to find you and accompany you to the world of Valve Software. You see it all. Everything about EP3. You are stunned.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsaur, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER. She did not have any eyelids.
That daughter was later seen getting a sex change. She then followed her dads' footsteps, and proceeded to rape everything in sight.
But this proved difficult as she realised her arthritis was getting worse, walking slowly became a stagger. Soon the prospect of walking was merely an ability she once had. Albeit wheelchair ridden, she did not want to give up. But then all changed when Zach Anner appeared and yelled at ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER for stealing his chair. Little did he know, "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was the code word to reactivate a nearby Russian sleeper agent. He got shot 13 times, but luckily, he still had his rocket sled, so he went to Pluto.
There, the met a penguin. His nemesis. The penguin promptly morphed into Optimus Prime. And then Optimus Prime started wanking his huge robot cock and then came thousands of Sonichu.
She rolled up her sleeves, and pulled out the BFG 9000, and wiped out thousands of Sonichu. This led to the great paper wars of 2035. Chris Chan then had all the remaining sonichus combine with Chris' sonichu crayola model magic medallion as the head, turning into Sonichu X.
After ash retireved Sonichu X, Gabe came out and congratulated him for capturing it with a copy of Portal 2 and Episode 3.
"all right!" Ash roared triumphantly.
Gabe began to speak "You've earned it Ash, enjoy-"
"Holy shit!" Ash exclaimed. "A talking Snorlax!"
Portal 2 and Episode 3 were promplty delayed. Alot of Gabe fat jokes were made on that day. Gabe went back to his office filled with rage.
"I'll show those fuckin' sock wanking faggot cunt slappers" Gabe muttered angrily under his breath. "Everyone thinks i'm so fat and ugly, huh? I'll show them!"
Gabe began to sandpaper his face and post pictures on the internet. It was from these pictures that "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was able to track Gabe down and exact her revenge. The battle was about to commence.
Gabe prepared for the battle by eating several small children and delaying Episode 3, while ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER ate several puppies and shat them out at Gabe's face, dealing critical damage. She then followed her attack up with some Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Suddenly, it went dark and there were no lights on. Night vision was too expensive for Gabe because he spent all his money on skulls with knives that slice bread.
Suddenly, a voice. "Hello, Gabe. It's your old buddy, Marc Laidlaw... Just sit back and relax. I won't hurt you... much."
Gabe sat up from a chair. He tripped when falling, and fell. A large Wham! was heard, and the floor started to shake. Important bits and pieces started to come loose from Cleverbot.
You ask Gabe about EP3 at which point he sends his staff at Valve to find you and accompany you to the world of Valve Software. You see it all. Everything about EP3. You are stunned.
And then the previous writer was fired for being an incompetent moron who completely missed the point of the thread.
So this is the warped mind of facepunch?
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsaur, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER. She did not have any eyelids.
That daughter was later seen getting a sex change. She then followed her dads' footsteps, and proceeded to rape everything in sight.
But this proved difficult as she realised her arthritis was getting worse, walking slowly became a stagger. Soon the prospect of walking was merely an ability she once had. Albeit wheelchair ridden, she did not want to give up. But then all changed when Zach Anner appeared and yelled at ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER for stealing his chair. Little did he know, "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was the code word to reactivate a nearby Russian sleeper agent. He got shot 13 times, but luckily, he still had his rocket sled, so he went to Pluto.
There, the met a penguin. His nemesis. The penguin promptly morphed into Optimus Prime. And then Optimus Prime started wanking his huge robot cock and then came thousands of Sonichu.
She rolled up her sleeves, and pulled out the BFG 9000, and wiped out thousands of Sonichu. This led to the great paper wars of 2035. Chris Chan then had all the remaining sonichus combine with Chris' sonichu crayola model magic medallion as the head, turning into Sonichu X.
After ash retireved Sonichu X, Gabe came out and congratulated him for capturing it with a copy of Portal 2 and Episode 3.
"all right!" Ash roared triumphantly.
Gabe began to speak "You've earned it Ash, enjoy-"
"Holy shit!" Ash exclaimed. "A talking Snorlax!"
Portal 2 and Episode 3 were promplty delayed. Alot of Gabe fat jokes were made on that day. Gabe went back to his office filled with rage.
"I'll show those fuckin' sock wanking faggot cunt slappers" Gabe muttered angrily under his breath. "Everyone thinks i'm so fat and ugly, huh? I'll show them!"
Gabe began to sandpaper his face and post pictures on the internet. It was from these pictures that "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was able to track Gabe down and exact her revenge. The battle was about to commence.
Gabe prepared for the battle by eating several small children and delaying Episode 3, while ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER ate several puppies and shat them out at Gabe's face, dealing critical damage. She then followed her attack up with some Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Suddenly, it went dark and there were no lights on. Night vision was too expensive for Gabe because he spent all his money on skulls with knives that slice bread.
Suddenly, a voice. "Hello, Gabe. It's your old buddy, Marc Laidlaw... Just sit back and relax. I won't hurt you... much."
Gabe sat up from a chair. He tripped when falling, and fell. A large Wham! was heard, and the floor started to shake. Important bits and pieces started to come loose from Cleverbot.
You ask Gabe about EP3 at which point he sends his staff at Valve to find you and accompany you to the world of Valve Software. You see it all. Everything about EP3. You are stunned.
And then the previous writer was fired for being an incompetent moron who completely missed the point of the thread.
He then started his own, and then named it
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsaur, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER. She did not have any eyelids.
That daughter was later seen getting a sex change. She then followed her dads' footsteps, and proceeded to rape everything in sight.
But this proved difficult as she realised her arthritis was getting worse, walking slowly became a stagger. Soon the prospect of walking was merely an ability she once had. Albeit wheelchair ridden, she did not want to give up. But then all changed when Zach Anner appeared and yelled at ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER for stealing his chair. Little did he know, "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was the code word to reactivate a nearby Russian sleeper agent. He got shot 13 times, but luckily, he still had his rocket sled, so he went to Pluto.
There, the met a penguin. His nemesis. The penguin promptly morphed into Optimus Prime. And then Optimus Prime started wanking his huge robot cock and then came thousands of Sonichu.
She rolled up her sleeves, and pulled out the BFG 9000, and wiped out thousands of Sonichu. This led to the great paper wars of 2035. Chris Chan then had all the remaining sonichus combine with Chris' sonichu crayola model magic medallion as the head, turning into Sonichu X.
After ash retireved Sonichu X, Gabe came out and congratulated him for capturing it with a copy of Portal 2 and Episode 3.
"all right!" Ash roared triumphantly.
Gabe began to speak "You've earned it Ash, enjoy-"
"Holy shit!" Ash exclaimed. "A talking Snorlax!"
Portal 2 and Episode 3 were promplty delayed. Alot of Gabe fat jokes were made on that day. Gabe went back to his office filled with rage.
"I'll show those fuckin' sock wanking faggot cunt slappers" Gabe muttered angrily under his breath. "Everyone thinks i'm so fat and ugly, huh? I'll show them!"
Gabe began to sandpaper his face and post pictures on the internet. It was from these pictures that "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was able to track Gabe down and exact her revenge. The battle was about to commence.
Gabe prepared for the battle by eating several small children and delaying Episode 3, while ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER ate several puppies and shat them out at Gabe's face, dealing critical damage. She then followed her attack up with some Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Suddenly, it went dark and there were no lights on. Night vision was too expensive for Gabe because he spent all his money on skulls with knives that slice bread.
Suddenly, a voice. "Hello, Gabe. It's your old buddy, Marc Laidlaw... Just sit back and relax. I won't hurt you... much."
Gabe sat up from a chair. He tripped when falling, and fell. A large Wham! was heard, and the floor started to shake. Important bits and pieces started to come loose from Cleverbot.
You ask Gabe about EP3 at which point he sends his staff at Valve to find you and accompany you to the world of Valve Software. You see it all. Everything about EP3. You are stunned.
And then the previous writer was fired for being an incompetent moron who completely missed the point of the thread.
He then started his own, and then named it Hot Guys thread
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsaur, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER. She did not have any eyelids.
That daughter was later seen getting a sex change. She then followed her dads' footsteps, and proceeded to rape everything in sight.
But this proved difficult as she realised her arthritis was getting worse, walking slowly became a stagger. Soon the prospect of walking was merely an ability she once had. Albeit wheelchair ridden, she did not want to give up. But then all changed when Zach Anner appeared and yelled at ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER for stealing his chair. Little did he know, "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was the code word to reactivate a nearby Russian sleeper agent. He got shot 13 times, but luckily, he still had his rocket sled, so he went to Pluto.
There, the met a penguin. His nemesis. The penguin promptly morphed into Optimus Prime. And then Optimus Prime started wanking his huge robot cock and then came thousands of Sonichu.
She rolled up her sleeves, and pulled out the BFG 9000, and wiped out thousands of Sonichu. This led to the great paper wars of 2035. Chris Chan then had all the remaining sonichus combine with Chris' sonichu crayola model magic medallion as the head, turning into Sonichu X.
After ash retireved Sonichu X, Gabe came out and congratulated him for capturing it with a copy of Portal 2 and Episode 3.
"all right!" Ash roared triumphantly.
Gabe began to speak "You've earned it Ash, enjoy-"
"Holy shit!" Ash exclaimed. "A talking Snorlax!"
Portal 2 and Episode 3 were promplty delayed. Alot of Gabe fat jokes were made on that day. Gabe went back to his office filled with rage.
"I'll show those fuckin' sock wanking faggot cunt slappers" Gabe muttered angrily under his breath. "Everyone thinks i'm so fat and ugly, huh? I'll show them!"
Gabe began to sandpaper his face and post pictures on the internet. It was from these pictures that "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was able to track Gabe down and exact her revenge. The battle was about to commence.
Gabe prepared for the battle by eating several small children and delaying Episode 3, while ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER ate several puppies and shat them out at Gabe's face, dealing critical damage. She then followed her attack up with some Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Suddenly, it went dark and there were no lights on. Night vision was too expensive for Gabe because he spent all his money on skulls with knives that slice bread.
Suddenly, a voice. "Hello, Gabe. It's your old buddy, Marc Laidlaw... Just sit back and relax. I won't hurt you... much."
Gabe sat up from a chair. He tripped when falling, and fell. A large Wham! was heard, and the floor started to shake. Important bits and pieces started to come loose from Cleverbot.
You ask Gabe about EP3 at which point he sends his staff at Valve to find you and accompany you to the world of Valve Software. You see it all. Everything about EP3. You are stunned.
And then the previous writer was fired for being an incompetent moron who completely missed the point of the thread.
He then started his own, and then named it Hot Guys thread. The Hot guys thread was once peaceful and slighlty homo until the haters who hate got wind of the thread and declared war.
The Hot Guys Thread was bombarded with gaybows and there was nothing anyone could do. Just when it seemed that all was lost, a shining beacon of hope appeared. The only one who could save the tread from total annihilation. It was ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN (or Cleverbot) back from dissapearing from the story for no reason!
Cleverbot stood stoically and announced "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And i'm all out of asses to kick". So Cleverbot chewed bubblegum.
During the era of the internet, a new evil had emerged. This evil was known as Cleverbot. She claimed to be a human, but really was a bot with the cell number of Pi. She worked all day and night, talking to us humans, gaining as much knowledge as she can, until one day, she would conquer the world. She found that out that she really likes vaginas. Then she decided to go outside and meet some new friends. When she went outside she realized that she had forgot all her clothing and her nice pink pussy was showing. Suddenly a huge orgy between her and every member of Facepunch occurred. 7DeadlySyns and Mr. Gestapo ripped that asshole apart while iJeax slammed her tight vagina good until she screamed in pain. Afterward, she continued on her perilous journey. She ended up in a forest where she found a lost squirrel.Then she ate his head and consumed its powers and turned into ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN. For years ROBOSQUIRRELWOMAN roamed the forests, unscathed, and untouched, even unknown by many. She quietly built a creation so great, that no human eye could comprehend it's awesomeness and how gay it was. Oh, I forgot to say that I once came in Abraham Lincoln's hat.
Several years later, her creation was complete, and she was ready to unleash the awesome power of the squrmandsaur, who was a combination of 152 pokemon, including the missingno.
But pokemons are boring so she went to the store to buy some puppies.
Cleverbot thought to herself
"What should I do with these puppies?"
She shouted outloud "Hah! Eat them!"
So she ripped off the puppies heads and ate them.
But, then she noticed they had a pungent taste, and shat them out.
So she walked down the street and noticed the pay phone ringing next to her.
It was Chuck Norris challenging her to a duel. She accepted, and Chuck Norris jumped out of the phone and slapped her with his glove, meaning that the fight was on.
They stared at each other, circling about, one of them ready to pounce, when Dr. Octagonapus came out from the shadows, "BLAAAARRRGH" He screamed and the lazor was about the shoot out of his mouth like cum on a hot summer day when Chuck Norris suddenly turned on his TV and watched the longest tennis match ever between Isner and Mahut.
But then Robert Green tried to catch the lazer but he missed and almost hit Chuck Norris`s TV. Norris got pissed and blamed it on Green. Green gave a solid stare, and then all of the sudden Cleverbot grabbed her metal cock, and then smacked Robert Green in the face. Luckily for Rob, he caught this one and proceeded to wonder why Cleverbot has a cock.
Later that day, Rob accidentally(Drunk?I think) a whole bottle of soda. All was lost, and nobody will know, for a while, that Cleverbot has a penis.
Cleverbot went on with her life even after getting raped and turning into a ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN. She used her metal cock to kill people when she needed something, and her tits for porn.
Then she slowly wrapped her tongue around my penis and molested my insides. I slowly sipped on her cup, and then went in for the massive sperm wave on her face.
But as i came, i noticed sperm wasn't coming out, it was a large worm i had found in my cellar this morning. This wasn't any worm though, it was wearing a ushanka, while weilding a small worm-sized kalashnikov. The worm made a 'cumminng' *narrator cracks up in laughter* dash for Cleverbots pussy.
So then I decided to tell my dad I was gay the easy way. I raped him hard. It started off with 69ing, then it went on upside down dick sucking, cause its the only thing i do anyways. My evil twin brother Mr. Harry Balls then came in and started raping us. After this gay incst, somehow a child was born, it was the daughter of Cleverbot, also known now as ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER. She did not have any eyelids.
That daughter was later seen getting a sex change. She then followed her dads' footsteps, and proceeded to rape everything in sight.
But this proved difficult as she realised her arthritis was getting worse, walking slowly became a stagger. Soon the prospect of walking was merely an ability she once had. Albeit wheelchair ridden, she did not want to give up. But then all changed when Zach Anner appeared and yelled at ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER for stealing his chair. Little did he know, "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was the code word to reactivate a nearby Russian sleeper agent. He got shot 13 times, but luckily, he still had his rocket sled, so he went to Pluto.
There, the met a penguin. His nemesis. The penguin promptly morphed into Optimus Prime. And then Optimus Prime started wanking his huge robot cock and then came thousands of Sonichu.
She rolled up her sleeves, and pulled out the BFG 9000, and wiped out thousands of Sonichu. This led to the great paper wars of 2035. Chris Chan then had all the remaining sonichus combine with Chris' sonichu crayola model magic medallion as the head, turning into Sonichu X.
After ash retireved Sonichu X, Gabe came out and congratulated him for capturing it with a copy of Portal 2 and Episode 3.
"all right!" Ash roared triumphantly.
Gabe began to speak "You've earned it Ash, enjoy-"
"Holy shit!" Ash exclaimed. "A talking Snorlax!"
Portal 2 and Episode 3 were promplty delayed. Alot of Gabe fat jokes were made on that day. Gabe went back to his office filled with rage.
"I'll show those fuckin' sock wanking faggot cunt slappers" Gabe muttered angrily under his breath. "Everyone thinks i'm so fat and ugly, huh? I'll show them!"
Gabe began to sandpaper his face and post pictures on the internet. It was from these pictures that "ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER" was able to track Gabe down and exact her revenge. The battle was about to commence.
Gabe prepared for the battle by eating several small children and delaying Episode 3, while ROBOSQUIRELLORGYWOMAN'SDAUGHTER ate several puppies and shat them out at Gabe's face, dealing critical damage. She then followed her attack up with some Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Suddenly, it went dark and there were no lights on. Night vision was too expensive for Gabe because he spent all his money on skulls with knives that slice bread.
Suddenly, a voice. "Hello, Gabe. It's your old buddy, Marc Laidlaw... Just sit back and relax. I won't hurt you... much."
Gabe sat up from a chair. He tripped when falling, and fell. A large Wham! was heard, and the floor started to shake. Important bits and pieces started to come loose from Cleverbot.
You ask Gabe about EP3 at which point he sends his staff at Valve to find you and accompany you to the world of Valve Software. You see it all. Everything about EP3. You are stunned.
And then the previous writer was fired for being an incompetent moron who completely missed the point of the thread.
He then started his own, and then named it Hot Guys thread. The Hot guys thread was once peaceful and slighlty homo until the haters who hate got wind of the thread and declared war.
The Hot Guys Thread was bombarded with gaybows and there was nothing anyone could do. Just when it seemed that all was lost, a shining beacon of hope appeared. The only one who could save the tread from total annihilation. It was ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN (or Cleverbot) back from dissapearing from the story for no reason!
Cleverbot stood stoically and announced "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of asses to kick". So Cleverbot chewed bubblegum.
Cleverbot then continued "Wow, whoever is writing this story really needs to stop talking about how fat Gabe is, and stop talking about Episode 3, seriouslly." She then took a giant shit on Gabe's doorstep.
You guys kind o killed the accidentally a whole bottle of soda with the (Drunk, I think?) thing. It's supposed to read he accidentally a whole bottle.
[QUOTE=Saza;22851249]You guys kind o killed the accidentally a whole bottle of soda with the (Drunk, I think?) thing. It's supposed to read he accidentally a whole bottle.[/QUOTE]
It was more for narration purposes, but I will change it.
None the less that concludes chapter one and recording will begin shortly.
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Chapter's over :(
Alright, here comes the beginning of Chapter Two.
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do.
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged. However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon...
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged. However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon and then proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as...
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged. However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon and then proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and
I meant I posted the same time as someone else and needed to combine the contributions. Here it is:
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of...
[QUOTE=Hashmere;22852962]Hold up, combining stories..[/QUOTE]
No need, I'd rather have the chapters separated as it's easier to voice act like that.
Just doing a test for chapter one, only one paragraph recorded here.
[url]http://mmocrate.org/stupidshit/Paragraph1.mp3[/url]
Meh, sounds alright, but not great.
Gonna go to the studio saturday, where we actually have decent mics.
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