Music's a little loud I think. It's a little hard to hear you at parts.
[QUOTE=Hashmere;22857182]Music's a little loud I think. It's a little hard to hear you at parts.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, it was just a test, it'd be way better if I just release the full chapter on Saturday, although it would seem a little awkward recording all of this in front of other people, but oh well.
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to
[QUOTE=fourkillmaster;22858656]After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to[/QUOTE]
wake up to a sweaty, but satisfied Mike Tyson.
[QUOTE=BagMinge101;22858814]wake up to a sweaty, but satisfied Mike Tyson.[/QUOTE]
Thank you for reading the OP.
[QUOTE=RidingKeys;22858890]Thank you for reading the OP.[/QUOTE]
Your entirely welcome.
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu.
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping them,
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping them, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battl cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode.
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battle cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battle cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than Britney Spears, she quickly grabbed her detachable vagina and threw it at Justin and Gaga like a fucking boomerang and then
Someone should make a film out of this.
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battle cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than Britney Spears, she quickly grabbed her detachable vagina and threw it at Justin and Gaga like a fucking boomerang and then Gaga had a heart attack from aids/monkey shit in her anus(wtf?). Sonichu was proptly brought back to life by a random lightning bolt.
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battle cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than Britney Spears, she quickly grabbed her detachable vagina and threw it at Justin and Gaga like a fucking boomerang and then Gaga had a heart attack from aids/monkey shit in her anus(wtf?). Sonichu was proptly brought back to life by a random lightning bolt. Then a monkey jumped out of a nearby hoverbus and attempted to rape her.
Guys let's at least have a tribute to GAY_WEED_DAD_69 somewhere in the story, maybe even a whole chapter?
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battle cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than Britney Spears, she quickly grabbed her detachable vagina and threw it at Justin and Gaga like a fucking boomerang and then Gaga had a heart attack from aids/monkey shit in her anus(wtf?). Sonichu was proptly brought back to life by a random lightning bolt. Then a monkey jumped out of a nearby hoverbus and attempted to rape her. However, Britney's detachable vagina boomeranged it's way back to her and took out the monkey and the hoverbus in one fell swoop.
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battle cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than Britney Spears, she quickly grabbed her detachable vagina and threw it at Justin and Gaga like a fucking boomerang and then Gaga had a heart attack from aids/monkey shit in her anus(wtf?). Sonichu was proptly brought back to life by a random lightning bolt. Then a monkey jumped out of a nearby hoverbus and attempted to rape her. However, Britney's detachable vagina boomeranged it's way back to her and took out the monkey and the hoverbus in one fell swoop. Then Justin Bieber exploded for no reason.
Okay going tommorow to finish recording :D
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battle cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than Britney Spears, she quickly grabbed her detachable vagina and threw it at Justin and Gaga like a fucking boomerang and then Gaga had a heart attack from aids/monkey shit in her anus(wtf?). Sonichu was proptly brought back to life by a random lightning bolt. Then a monkey jumped out of a nearby hoverbus and attempted to rape her. However, Britney's detachable vagina boomeranged it's way back to her and took out the monkey and the hoverbus in one fell swoop. Then Justin Bieber exploded for no reason. And all was well in the world. (Until suddenly...)
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battle cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than Britney Spears, she quickly grabbed her detachable vagina and threw it at Justin and Gaga like a fucking boomerang and then Gaga had a heart attack from aids/monkey shit in her anus(wtf?). Sonichu was proptly brought back to life by a random lightning bolt. Then a monkey jumped out of a nearby hoverbus and attempted to rape her. However, Britney's detachable vagina boomeranged it's way back to her and took out the monkey and the hoverbus in one fell swoop. Then Justin Bieber exploded for no reason. As Britney Spears retrieved her detachable vagina Optimum Primate jumped out of a tree and grabbed his Gorilla dick, which he then used to...
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battle cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than Britney Spears, she quickly grabbed her detachable vagina and threw it at Justin and Gaga like a fucking boomerang and then Gaga had a heart attack from aids/monkey shit in her anus(wtf?). Sonichu was proptly brought back to life by a random lightning bolt. Then a monkey jumped out of a nearby hoverbus and attempted to rape her. However, Britney's detachable vagina boomeranged it's way back to her and took out the monkey and the hoverbus in one fell swoop. Then Justin Bieber exploded for no reason. As Britney Spears retrieved her detachable vagina Optimum Primate jumped out of a tree and grabbed his Gorilla dick, which he then used to climb the Empire State Building. He then...
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battle cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than Britney Spears, she quickly grabbed her detachable vagina and threw it at Justin and Gaga like a fucking boomerang and then Gaga had a heart attack from aids/monkey shit in her anus(wtf?). Sonichu was proptly brought back to life by a random lightning bolt. Then a monkey jumped out of a nearby hoverbus and attempted to rape her. However, Britney's detachable vagina boomeranged it's way back to her and took out the monkey and the hoverbus in one fell swoop. Then Justin Bieber exploded for no reason. As Britney Spears retrieved her detachable vagina Optimum Primate jumped out of a tree and grabbed his Gorilla dick, which he then used to climb the Empire State Building. He then... exploded. Gore rained down on Switzerland for the next
Holy fuck.
No one should have this much fun while reading. It's unhealthy.
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battle cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than Britney Spears, she quickly grabbed her detachable vagina and threw it at Justin and Gaga like a fucking boomerang and then Gaga had a heart attack from aids/monkey shit in her anus(wtf?). Sonichu was proptly brought back to life by a random lightning bolt. Then a monkey jumped out of a nearby hoverbus and attempted to rape her. However, Britney's detachable vagina boomeranged it's way back to her and took out the monkey and the hoverbus in one fell swoop. Then Justin Bieber exploded for no reason. As Britney Spears retrieved her detachable vagina Optimum Primate jumped out of a tree and grabbed his Gorilla dick, which he then used to climb the Empire State Building. He then... exploded. Gore rained down on Switzerland for the next ten years. It time Lady Gaga said staring at Britney who was holding her detachable vagina in her
I love this story so far, this should be published at a public library for the fun of people's reactions. It should be called ''The Book Of Facepunch'' and be rated as an instant classic among all critics.
Seems my ''detachable vagina'' gag has been sticking in the story :D
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battle cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than Britney Spears, she quickly grabbed her detachable vagina and threw it at Justin and Gaga like a fucking boomerang and then Gaga had a heart attack from aids/monkey shit in her anus(wtf?). Sonichu was proptly brought back to life by a random lightning bolt. Then a monkey jumped out of a nearby hoverbus and attempted to rape her. However, Britney's detachable vagina boomeranged it's way back to her and took out the monkey and the hoverbus in one fell swoop. Then Justin Bieber exploded for no reason. As Britney Spears retrieved her detachable vagina Optimum Primate jumped out of a tree and grabbed his Gorilla dick, which he then used to climb the Empire State Building. He then... exploded. Gore rained down on Switzerland for the next ten years. It time Lady Gaga said staring at Britney who was holding her detachable vagina in her suddenly mangled hands. Immediately they began kissing and soon after, they both shat all over switzerland, adding to the falling blood for
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battle cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than Britney Spears, she quickly grabbed her detachable vagina and threw it at Justin and Gaga like a fucking boomerang and then Gaga had a heart attack from aids/monkey shit in her anus(wtf?). Sonichu was proptly brought back to life by a random lightning bolt. Then a monkey jumped out of a nearby hoverbus and attempted to rape her. However, Britney's detachable vagina boomeranged it's way back to her and took out the monkey and the hoverbus in one fell swoop. Then Justin Bieber exploded for no reason. As Britney Spears retrieved her detachable vagina Optimum Primate jumped out of a tree and grabbed his Gorilla dick, which he then used to climb the Empire State Building. He then... exploded. Gore rained down on Switzerland for the next ten years. It time Lady Gaga said staring at Britney who was holding her detachable vagina in her suddenly mangled hands. Immediately they began kissing and soon after, they both shat all over switzerland, adding to the falling blood for the blood god
Hmm, shall we publish our book as an e-book or a real book. E-book's are much easier to publish and distribute.
Y/N for e-book?
[QUOTE=RidingKeys;22891296]Hmm, shall we publish our book as an e-book or a real book. E-book's are much easier to publish and distribute.
Y/N for e-book?[/QUOTE]
You honestly think this is going to get published?
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hah.
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[QUOTE=BagMinge101;22891330]You honestly think this is going to get published?
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One sec, let me breathe.
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