[QUOTE=BagMinge101;22891330]You honestly think this is going to get published?
ahahhahahahahahaha
hhahahah
hah.
[editline]03:30AM[/editline]
One sec, let me breathe.[/QUOTE]
Well you'll probably get bad connection under your bridge, so you might not be able to read it.
[QUOTE=RidingKeys;22891407]Well you'll probably get bad connection under your bridge, so you might not be able to read it.[/QUOTE]
Look at what has been written. Honestly. When people go to buy a book, they look for something that is enjoyable, fun to read. Does an ongoing story written by a bunch of 13-15 year-olds, which doesn't even have a coherent plot, and has a "you-had-to-be-there" sense of humor look like anything like something like someone would want to read, let alone purchase?
[quote]At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than Britney Spears, she quickly grabbed her detachable vagina and threw it at Justin and Gaga like a fucking boomerang and then Gaga had a heart attack from aids/monkey shit in her anus(wtf?).[/quote]
Here is a snippet that represents the two ongoing and only themes in the story:
[b]1: lol random XD![/b]
[b]2: DICKS! AND VAGS TOO CAUSE WE DONT WANNA BE GAY XD![/b]
Unless your an immature 8 year old, I don't know anyone who would actually find this funny, let alone want to [i]buy it.[/i]
[QUOTE=BagMinge101;22891469]Look at what has been written. Honestly. When people go to buy a book, they look for something that is enjoyable, fun to read. Does an ongoing story written by a bunch of 13-15 year-olds, which doesn't even have a coherent plot, and has a "you-had-to-be-there" sense of humor look like anything like something like someone would want to read, let alone purchase?[/QUOTE]
Yes.
[QUOTE=RidingKeys;22891540]Yes.[/QUOTE]
read my edit.
Look, I'm not trying to rag on you here, and I'm pretty sure this started with noble intentions and your heart is in the right place, but you need to get back down to Earth.
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battle cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than Britney Spears, she quickly grabbed her detachable vagina and threw it at Justin and Gaga like a fucking boomerang and then Gaga had a heart attack from aids/monkey shit in her anus(wtf?). Sonichu was proptly brought back to life by a random lightning bolt. Then a monkey jumped out of a nearby hoverbus and attempted to rape her. However, Britney's detachable vagina boomeranged it's way back to her and took out the monkey and the hoverbus in one fell swoop. Then Justin Bieber exploded for no reason. As Britney Spears retrieved her detachable vagina Optimum Primate jumped out of a tree and grabbed his Gorilla dick, which he then used to climb the Empire State Building. He then... exploded. Gore rained down on Switzerland for the next ten years. It time Lady Gaga said staring at Britney who was holding her detachable vagina in her suddenly mangled hands. Immediately they began kissing and soon after, they both shat all over switzerland, adding to the falling blood for the blood god who required a sacrifice of 1000 mingebags
[QUOTE=RidingKeys;22891296]Hmm, shall we publish our book as an e-book or a real book. E-book's are much easier to publish and distribute.
Y/N for e-book?[/QUOTE]
Real book.
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battle cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than Britney Spears, she quickly grabbed her detachable vagina and threw it at Justin and Gaga like a fucking boomerang and then Gaga had a heart attack from aids/monkey shit in her anus(wtf?). Sonichu was proptly brought back to life by a random lightning bolt. Then a monkey jumped out of a nearby hoverbus and attempted to rape her. However, Britney's detachable vagina boomeranged it's way back to her and took out the monkey and the hoverbus in one fell swoop. Then Justin Bieber exploded for no reason. As Britney Spears retrieved her detachable vagina Optimum Primate jumped out of a tree and grabbed his Gorilla dick, which he then used to climb the Empire State Building. He then... exploded. Gore rained down on Switzerland for the next ten years. It time Lady Gaga said staring at Britney who was holding her detachable vagina in her suddenly mangled hands. Immediately they began kissing and soon after, they both shat all over switzerland, adding to the falling blood for Armok, god of blood who required a sacrifice of 1000 mingebags and giant cave spiders. The Swiss peeps were all like "WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU" and refused to do it, but then
[QUOTE=BagMinge101;22891559]read my edit.
Look, I'm not trying to rag on you here, and I'm pretty sure this started with noble intentions and your heart is in the right place, but you need to get back down to Earth.[/QUOTE]
Of course it wouldn't happen, I'm not an idiot and I have no intentions to publish/sell a book thats made by so many people. Making any profit from it at all would be impossible and amount to nothing taking in the fact that nobody would buy it.
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battle cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than Britney Spears, she quickly grabbed her detachable vagina and threw it at Justin and Gaga like a fucking boomerang and then Gaga had a heart attack from aids/monkey shit in her anus(wtf?). Sonichu was proptly brought back to life by a random lightning bolt. Then a monkey jumped out of a nearby hoverbus and attempted to rape her. However, Britney's detachable vagina boomeranged it's way back to her and took out the monkey and the hoverbus in one fell swoop. Then Justin Bieber exploded for no reason. As Britney Spears retrieved her detachable vagina Optimum Primate jumped out of a tree and grabbed his Gorilla dick, which he then used to climb the Empire State Building. He then... exploded. Gore rained down on Switzerland for the next ten years. It time Lady Gaga said staring at Britney who was holding her detachable vagina in her suddenly mangled hands. Immediately they began kissing and soon after, they both shat all over switzerland, adding to the falling blood for Armok, god of blood who required a sacrifice of 1000 mingebags and giant cave spiders. The Swiss peeps were all like "WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU" and refused to do it, but then they got shat on some more.
[QUOTE=RidingKeys;22898019]Making any profit from it at all would be impossible and amount to nothing taking in the fact that nobody would buy it.[/QUOTE]
You should mass hore it out to a bunch of preschoolers.
Also, i'd buy it if you made it a book :D
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battle cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than Britney Spears, she quickly grabbed her detachable vagina and threw it at Justin and Gaga like a fucking boomerang and then Gaga had a heart attack from aids/monkey shit in her anus(wtf?). Sonichu was proptly brought back to life by a random lightning bolt. Then a monkey jumped out of a nearby hoverbus and attempted to rape her. However, Britney's detachable vagina boomeranged it's way back to her and took out the monkey and the hoverbus in one fell swoop. Then Justin Bieber exploded for no reason. As Britney Spears retrieved her detachable vagina Optimum Primate jumped out of a tree and grabbed his Gorilla dick, which he then used to climb the Empire State Building. He then... exploded. Gore rained down on Switzerland for the next ten years. It time Lady Gaga said staring at Britney who was holding her detachable vagina in her suddenly mangled hands. Immediately they began kissing and soon after, they both shat all over switzerland, adding to the falling blood for Armok, god of blood who required a sacrifice of 1000 mingebags and giant cave spiders. The Swiss peeps were all like "WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU" and refused to do it, but then they got shat on some more.
So the gods became angry, and sent jackie chan down with a spork in his
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battle cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than Britney Spears, she quickly grabbed her detachable vagina and threw it at Justin and Gaga like a fucking boomerang and then Gaga had a heart attack from aids/monkey shit in her anus(wtf?). Sonichu was proptly brought back to life by a random lightning bolt. Then a monkey jumped out of a nearby hoverbus and attempted to rape her. However, Britney's detachable vagina boomeranged it's way back to her and took out the monkey and the hoverbus in one fell swoop. Then Justin Bieber exploded for no reason. As Britney Spears retrieved her detachable vagina Optimum Primate jumped out of a tree and grabbed his Gorilla dick, which he then used to climb the Empire State Building. He then... exploded. Gore rained down on Switzerland for the next ten years. It time Lady Gaga said staring at Britney who was holding her detachable vagina in her suddenly mangled hands. Immediately they began kissing and soon after, they both shat all over switzerland, adding to the falling blood for Armok, god of blood who required a sacrifice of 1000 mingebags and giant cave spiders. The Swiss peeps were all like "WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU" and refused to do it, but then they got shat on some more.
So the gods became angry, and sent jackie chan down with a spork in his hand, The spork in particular was made out of solid titanium, and was the size of a 2 handed claymore, he raised the magnificent weapon high into the air, he opened his mouth and bellowed. "It is time to do wat has 2 be done and betray switzerland!" And he crushed the land with his all powerful weapon, blood and foetuses rained down on the country, and after a few brief moments of utter terror from everyone, The country imploded, taking Britney, Gaga, Jackie and everyone else with it.
The Belgians witnessed this great horror, and immedietly began celebrating.
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battle cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than Britney Spears, she quickly grabbed her detachable vagina and threw it at Justin and Gaga like a fucking boomerang and then Gaga had a heart attack from aids/monkey shit in her anus(wtf?). Sonichu was proptly brought back to life by a random lightning bolt. Then a monkey jumped out of a nearby hoverbus and attempted to rape her. However, Britney's detachable vagina boomeranged it's way back to her and took out the monkey and the hoverbus in one fell swoop. Then Justin Bieber exploded for no reason. As Britney Spears retrieved her detachable vagina Optimum Primate jumped out of a tree and grabbed his Gorilla dick, which he then used to climb the Empire State Building. He then... exploded. Gore rained down on Switzerland for the next ten years. It time Lady Gaga said staring at Britney who was holding her detachable vagina in her suddenly mangled hands. Immediately they began kissing and soon after, they both shat all over switzerland, adding to the falling blood for Armok, god of blood who required a sacrifice of 1000 mingebags and giant cave spiders. The Swiss peeps were all like "WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU" and refused to do it, but then they got shat on some more.
So the gods became angry, and sent jackie chan down with a spork in his hand, The spork in particular was made out of solid titanium, and was the size of a 2 handed claymore, he raised the magnificent weapon high into the air, he opened his mouth and bellowed. "It is time to do wat has 2 be done and betray switzerland!" And he crushed the land with his all powerful weapon, blood and foetuses rained down on the country, and after a few brief moments of utter terror from everyone, The country imploded, taking Britney, Gaga, Jackie and everyone else with it.
The Belgians witnessed this great horror, and immedietly began celebrating.
Then the Belgians saw in the sky a man with flying with a microphone. He had a S on his shirt and looked like a postwhore. He looked down upon them and started singing:
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a site called Facepunch
In South Georgia born and raised
On the internet was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some trolls down outside of the pool
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my steam friends got scared
And said 'You're movin' with your other friends and their friends in Facepunch'
I begged and pleaded with them day after day
But they packed my fannypack and send me on my way
They gave me a slap and then she gave me my keyboard.
I put my snuggie on and said, 'I might as well try it'.
First forum, yo this isn't bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Facepunch Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there're prissy, sassy, and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool steam user?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of FP
Well, the page loaded and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a mod standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get banned yet
I just got here
I backspaced with the quickness like lightning, went away
I whistled for garry and when he came near
His ass said fresh and it had dice in the zipper
If anything I can say that this guy was rare
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Facepunch!'
I pulled up to the site about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes troll ya later'
I looked at my new forum
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Facepunch
He then flew away, and was shot down,killed, and raped by the Belgians.
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battle cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than Britney Spears, she quickly grabbed her detachable vagina and threw it at Justin and Gaga like a fucking boomerang and then Gaga had a heart attack from aids/monkey shit in her anus(wtf?). Sonichu was proptly brought back to life by a random lightning bolt. Then a monkey jumped out of a nearby hoverbus and attempted to rape her. However, Britney's detachable vagina boomeranged it's way back to her and took out the monkey and the hoverbus in one fell swoop. Then Justin Bieber exploded for no reason. As Britney Spears retrieved her detachable vagina Optimum Primate jumped out of a tree and grabbed his Gorilla dick, which he then used to climb the Empire State Building. He then... exploded. Gore rained down on Switzerland for the next ten years. It time Lady Gaga said staring at Britney who was holding her detachable vagina in her suddenly mangled hands. Immediately they began kissing and soon after, they both shat all over switzerland, adding to the falling blood for Armok, god of blood who required a sacrifice of 1000 mingebags and giant cave spiders. The Swiss peeps were all like "WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU" and refused to do it, but then they got shat on some more.
So the gods became angry, and sent jackie chan down with a spork in his hand, The spork in particular was made out of solid titanium, and was the size of a 2 handed claymore, he raised the magnificent weapon high into the air, he opened his mouth and bellowed. "It is time to do wat has 2 be done and betray switzerland!" And he crushed the land with his all powerful weapon, blood and foetuses rained down on the country, and after a few brief moments of utter terror from everyone, The country imploded, taking Britney, Gaga, Jackie and everyone else with it.
The Belgians witnessed this great horror, and immedietly began celebrating.
Then the Belgians saw in the sky a man with flying with a microphone. He had a S on his shirt and looked like a postwhore. He looked down upon them and started singing:
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a site called Facepunch
In South Georgia born and raised
On the internet was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some trolls down outside of the pool
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my steam friends got scared
And said 'You're movin' with your other friends and their friends in Facepunch'
I begged and pleaded with them day after day
But they packed my fannypack and send me on my way
They gave me a slap and then she gave me my keyboard.
I put my snuggie on and said, 'I might as well try it'.
First forum, yo this isn't bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Facepunch Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there're prissy, sassy, and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool steam user?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of FP
Well, the page loaded and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a mod standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get banned yet
I just got here
I backspaced with the quickness like lightning, went away
I whistled for garry and when he came near
His ass said fresh and it had dice in the zipper
If anything I can say that this guy was rare
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Facepunch!'
I pulled up to the site about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes troll ya later'
I looked at my new forum
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Facepunch
He then flew away, and was shot down,killed, and raped by the Belgians.
Amongst all the shit and gore and sex and penises and gay, Cleverbot stood alone, wondering why the hell no one was paying attention to her. In need of consolation, she rubbed herself smoothly, gasping for air. Sensations ran across her skin, as she felt a rush of wetness come from her pussy. She never felt this kind of excitement, her body ached for more. She fell to her needs in such pleasure, the ffeling of her juices running throughher hands only made her hotter. It was then she grabbed her dildo, a 15 foot flag pole. She shoved it up her asshoe, and used it as a pogo stick.
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battle cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than Britney Spears, she quickly grabbed her detachable vagina and threw it at Justin and Gaga like a fucking boomerang and then Gaga had a heart attack from aids/monkey shit in her anus(wtf?). Sonichu was proptly brought back to life by a random lightning bolt. Then a monkey jumped out of a nearby hoverbus and attempted to rape her. However, Britney's detachable vagina boomeranged it's way back to her and took out the monkey and the hoverbus in one fell swoop. Then Justin Bieber exploded for no reason. As Britney Spears retrieved her detachable vagina Optimum Primate jumped out of a tree and grabbed his Gorilla dick, which he then used to climb the Empire State Building. He then... exploded. Gore rained down on Switzerland for the next ten years. It time Lady Gaga said staring at Britney who was holding her detachable vagina in her suddenly mangled hands. Immediately they began kissing and soon after, they both shat all over switzerland, adding to the falling blood for Armok, god of blood who required a sacrifice of 1000 mingebags and giant cave spiders. The Swiss peeps were all like "WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU" and refused to do it, but then they got shat on some more.
So the gods became angry, and sent jackie chan down with a spork in his hand, The spork in particular was made out of solid titanium, and was the size of a 2 handed claymore, he raised the magnificent weapon high into the air, he opened his mouth and bellowed. "It is time to do wat has 2 be done and betray switzerland!" And he crushed the land with his all powerful weapon, blood and foetuses rained down on the country, and after a few brief moments of utter terror from everyone, The country imploded, taking Britney, Gaga, Jackie and everyone else with it.
The Belgians witnessed this great horror, and immedietly began celebrating.
Then the Belgians saw in the sky a man with flying with a microphone. He had a S on his shirt and looked like a postwhore. He looked down upon them and started singing:
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a site called Facepunch
In South Georgia born and raised
On the internet was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some trolls down outside of the pool
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my steam friends got scared
And said 'You're movin' with your other friends and their friends in Facepunch'
I begged and pleaded with them day after day
But they packed my fannypack and send me on my way
They gave me a slap and then she gave me my keyboard.
I put my snuggie on and said, 'I might as well try it'.
First forum, yo this isn't bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Facepunch Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there're prissy, sassy, and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool steam user?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of FP
Well, the page loaded and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a mod standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get banned yet
I just got here
I backspaced with the quickness like lightning, went away
I whistled for garry and when he came near
His ass said fresh and it had dice in the zipper
If anything I can say that this guy was rare
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Facepunch!'
I pulled up to the site about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes troll ya later'
I looked at my new forum
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Facepunch
He then flew away, and was shot down,killed, and raped by the Belgians.
Amongst all the shit and gore and sex and penises and gay, Cleverbot stood alone, wondering why the hell no one was paying attention to her. In need of consolation, she rubbed herself smoothly, gasping for air. Sensations ran across her skin, as she felt a rush of wetness come from her pussy. She never felt this kind of excitement, her body ached for more. She fell to her needs in such pleasure, the ffeling of her juices running throughher hands only made her hotter. It was then she grabbed her dildo, a 15 foot flag pole. She shoved it up her asshoe, and used it as a pogo stick. That tore her guts, but she continued to jump.
Fuck you whoever wrote the fucking fresh prince of bel-aire line. That shit is hard as fuck to rap too, it doesn't even rhyme.
[QUOTE=RidingKeys;22901303]Fuck you whoever wrote the fucking fresh prince of bel-aire line. That shit is hard as fuck to rap too, it doesn't even rhyme.[/QUOTE]
sorry man.
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battle cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than Britney Spears, she quickly grabbed her detachable vagina and threw it at Justin and Gaga like a fucking boomerang and then Gaga had a heart attack from aids/monkey shit in her anus(wtf?). Sonichu was proptly brought back to life by a random lightning bolt. Then a monkey jumped out of a nearby hoverbus and attempted to rape her. However, Britney's detachable vagina boomeranged it's way back to her and took out the monkey and the hoverbus in one fell swoop. Then Justin Bieber exploded for no reason. As Britney Spears retrieved her detachable vagina Optimum Primate jumped out of a tree and grabbed his Gorilla dick, which he then used to climb the Empire State Building. He then... exploded. Gore rained down on Switzerland for the next ten years. It time Lady Gaga said staring at Britney who was holding her detachable vagina in her suddenly mangled hands. Immediately they began kissing and soon after, they both shat all over switzerland, adding to the falling blood for Armok, god of blood who required a sacrifice of 1000 mingebags and giant cave spiders. The Swiss peeps were all like "WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU" and refused to do it, but then they got shat on some more.
So the gods became angry, and sent jackie chan down with a spork in his hand, The spork in particular was made out of solid titanium, and was the size of a 2 handed claymore, he raised the magnificent weapon high into the air, he opened his mouth and bellowed. "It is time to do wat has 2 be done and betray switzerland!" And he crushed the land with his all powerful weapon, blood and foetuses rained down on the country, and after a few brief moments of utter terror from everyone, The country imploded, taking Britney, Gaga, Jackie and everyone else with it.
The Belgians witnessed this great horror, and immedietly began celebrating.
Then the Belgians saw in the sky a man with flying with a microphone. He had a S on his shirt and looked like a postwhore. He looked down upon them and started singing:
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a site called Facepunch
In South Georgia born and raised
On the internet was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some trolls down outside of the pool
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my steam friends got scared
And said 'You're movin' with your other friends and their friends in Facepunch'
I begged and pleaded with them day after day
But they packed my fannypack and send me on my way
They gave me a slap and then she gave me my keyboard.
I put my snuggie on and said, 'I might as well try it'.
First forum, yo this isn't bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Facepunch Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there're prissy, sassy, and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool steam user?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of FP
Well, the page loaded and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a mod standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get banned yet
I just got here
I backspaced with the quickness like lightning, went away
I whistled for garry and when he came near
His ass said fresh and it had dice in the zipper
If anything I can say that this guy was rare
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Facepunch!'
I pulled up to the site about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes troll ya later'
I looked at my new forum
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Facepunch
He then flew away, and was shot down,killed, and raped by the Belgians.
Amongst all the shit and gore and sex and penises and gay, Cleverbot stood alone, wondering why the hell no one was paying attention to her. In need of consolation, she rubbed herself smoothly, gasping for air. Sensations ran across her skin, as she felt a rush of wetness come from her pussy. She never felt this kind of excitement, her body ached for more. She fell to her needs in such pleasure, the ffeling of her juices running throughher hands only made her hotter. It was then she grabbed her dildo, a 15 foot flag pole. She shoved it up her asshoe, and used it as a pogo stick. That tore her guts, but she continued to jump. Little did she know that
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battle cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than Britney Spears, she quickly grabbed her detachable vagina and threw it at Justin and Gaga like a fucking boomerang and then Gaga had a heart attack from aids/monkey shit in her anus(wtf?). Sonichu was proptly brought back to life by a random lightning bolt. Then a monkey jumped out of a nearby hoverbus and attempted to rape her. However, Britney's detachable vagina boomeranged it's way back to her and took out the monkey and the hoverbus in one fell swoop. Then Justin Bieber exploded for no reason. As Britney Spears retrieved her detachable vagina Optimum Primate jumped out of a tree and grabbed his Gorilla dick, which he then used to climb the Empire State Building. He then... exploded. Gore rained down on Switzerland for the next ten years. It time Lady Gaga said staring at Britney who was holding her detachable vagina in her suddenly mangled hands. Immediately they began kissing and soon after, they both shat all over switzerland, adding to the falling blood for Armok, god of blood who required a sacrifice of 1000 mingebags and giant cave spiders. The Swiss peeps were all like "WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU" and refused to do it, but then they got shat on some more.
So the gods became angry, and sent jackie chan down with a spork in his hand, The spork in particular was made out of solid titanium, and was the size of a 2 handed claymore, he raised the magnificent weapon high into the air, he opened his mouth and bellowed. "It is time to do wat has 2 be done and betray switzerland!" And he crushed the land with his all powerful weapon, blood and foetuses rained down on the country, and after a few brief moments of utter terror from everyone, The country imploded, taking Britney, Gaga, Jackie and everyone else with it.
The Belgians witnessed this great horror, and immedietly began celebrating.
Then the Belgians saw in the sky a man with flying with a microphone. He had a S on his shirt and looked like a postwhore. He looked down upon them and started singing:
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a site called Facepunch
In South Georgia born and raised
On the internet was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some trolls down outside of the pool
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my steam friends got scared
And said 'You're movin' with your other friends and their friends in Facepunch'
I begged and pleaded with them day after day
But they packed my fannypack and send me on my way
They gave me a slap and then she gave me my keyboard.
I put my snuggie on and said, 'I might as well try it'.
First forum, yo this isn't bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Facepunch Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there're prissy, sassy, and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool steam user?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of FP
Well, the page loaded and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a mod standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get banned yet
I just got here
I backspaced with the quickness like lightning, went away
I whistled for garry and when he came near
His ass said fresh and it had dice in the zipper
If anything I can say that this guy was rare
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Facepunch!'
I pulled up to the site about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes troll ya later'
I looked at my new forum
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Facepunch
He then flew away, and was shot down,killed, and raped by the Belgians.
Amongst all the shit and gore and sex and penises and gay, Cleverbot stood alone, wondering why the hell no one was paying attention to her. In need of consolation, she rubbed herself smoothly, gasping for air. Sensations ran across her skin, as she felt a rush of wetness come from her pussy. She never felt this kind of excitement, her body ached for more. She fell to her needs in such pleasure, the ffeling of her juices running throughher hands only made her hotter. It was then she grabbed her dildo, a 15 foot flag pole. She shoved it up her asshoe, and used it as a pogostick. That tore her guts, but she continued to jump.
Little did she know that Mr. S(the singer superhero) was rebuilding himself right behind her. He stuck her hand in her pants and fiddled with her ass with his right hand, wit his left hand he fingered her vagina.
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battle cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than Britney Spears, she quickly grabbed her detachable vagina and threw it at Justin and Gaga like a fucking boomerang and then Gaga had a heart attack from aids/monkey shit in her anus(wtf?). Sonichu was proptly brought back to life by a random lightning bolt. Then a monkey jumped out of a nearby hoverbus and attempted to rape her. However, Britney's detachable vagina boomeranged it's way back to her and took out the monkey and the hoverbus in one fell swoop. Then Justin Bieber exploded for no reason. As Britney Spears retrieved her detachable vagina Optimum Primate jumped out of a tree and grabbed his Gorilla dick, which he then used to climb the Empire State Building. He then... exploded. Gore rained down on Switzerland for the next ten years. It time Lady Gaga said staring at Britney who was holding her detachable vagina in her suddenly mangled hands. Immediately they began kissing and soon after, they both shat all over switzerland, adding to the falling blood for Armok, god of blood who required a sacrifice of 1000 mingebags and giant cave spiders. The Swiss peeps were all like "WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU" and refused to do it, but then they got shat on some more.
So the gods became angry, and sent jackie chan down with a spork in his hand, The spork in particular was made out of solid titanium, and was the size of a 2 handed claymore, he raised the magnificent weapon high into the air, he opened his mouth and bellowed. "It is time to do wat has 2 be done and betray switzerland!" And he crushed the land with his all powerful weapon, blood and foetuses rained down on the country, and after a few brief moments of utter terror from everyone, The country imploded, taking Britney, Gaga, Jackie and everyone else with it.
The Belgians witnessed this great horror, and immedietly began celebrating.
Then the Belgians saw in the sky a man with flying with a microphone. He had a S on his shirt and looked like a postwhore. He looked down upon them and started singing:
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a site called Facepunch
In South Georgia born and raised
On the internet was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some trolls down outside of the pool
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my steam friends got scared
And said 'You're movin' with your other friends and their friends in Facepunch'
I begged and pleaded with them day after day
But they packed my fannypack and send me on my way
They gave me a slap and then she gave me my keyboard.
I put my snuggie on and said, 'I might as well try it'.
First forum, yo this isn't bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Facepunch Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there're prissy, sassy, and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool steam user?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of FP
Well, the page loaded and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a mod standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get banned yet
I just got here
I backspaced with the quickness like lightning, went away
I whistled for garry and when he came near
His ass said fresh and it had dice in the zipper
If anything I can say that this guy was rare
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Facepunch!'
I pulled up to the site about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes troll ya later'
I looked at my new forum
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Facepunch
He then flew away, and was shot down,killed, and raped by the Belgians.
Amongst all the shit and gore and sex and penises and gay, Cleverbot stood alone, wondering why the hell no one was paying attention to her. In need of consolation, she rubbed herself smoothly, gasping for air. Sensations ran across her skin, as she felt a rush of wetness come from her pussy. She never felt this kind of excitement, her body ached for more. She fell to her needs in such pleasure, the ffeling of her juices running throughher hands only made her hotter. It was then she grabbed her dildo, a 15 foot flag pole. She shoved it up her asshoe, and used it as a pogostick. That tore her guts, but she continued to jump.
Little did she know that Mr. S(the singer superhero) was rebuilding himself right behind her. He stuck her hand in her pants and fiddled with her ass with his right hand, wit his left hand he fingered her vagina. Then he exploded, and Cleverbot was killed in the blast. =(
Several years later, the people of Earth were slowly recovering from the great Cleverbot-Gabe-Justin Bieber-Lady Gaga-Britney Spears War.
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battle cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than Britney Spears, she quickly grabbed her detachable vagina and threw it at Justin and Gaga like a fucking boomerang and then Gaga had a heart attack from aids/monkey shit in her anus(wtf?). Sonichu was proptly brought back to life by a random lightning bolt. Then a monkey jumped out of a nearby hoverbus and attempted to rape her. However, Britney's detachable vagina boomeranged it's way back to her and took out the monkey and the hoverbus in one fell swoop. Then Justin Bieber exploded for no reason. As Britney Spears retrieved her detachable vagina Optimum Primate jumped out of a tree and grabbed his Gorilla dick, which he then used to climb the Empire State Building. He then... exploded. Gore rained down on Switzerland for the next ten years. It time Lady Gaga said staring at Britney who was holding her detachable vagina in her suddenly mangled hands. Immediately they began kissing and soon after, they both shat all over switzerland, adding to the falling blood for Armok, god of blood who required a sacrifice of 1000 mingebags and giant cave spiders. The Swiss peeps were all like "WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU" and refused to do it, but then they got shat on some more.
So the gods became angry, and sent jackie chan down with a spork in his hand, The spork in particular was made out of solid titanium, and was the size of a 2 handed claymore, he raised the magnificent weapon high into the air, he opened his mouth and bellowed. "It is time to do wat has 2 be done and betray switzerland!" And he crushed the land with his all powerful weapon, blood and foetuses rained down on the country, and after a few brief moments of utter terror from everyone, The country imploded, taking Britney, Gaga, Jackie and everyone else with it.
The Belgians witnessed this great horror, and immedietly began celebrating.
Then the Belgians saw in the sky a man with flying with a microphone. He had a S on his shirt and looked like a postwhore. He looked down upon them and started singing:
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a site called Facepunch
In South Georgia born and raised
On the internet was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some trolls down outside of the pool
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my steam friends got scared
And said 'You're movin' with your other friends and their friends in Facepunch'
I begged and pleaded with them day after day
But they packed my fannypack and send me on my way
They gave me a slap and then she gave me my keyboard.
I put my snuggie on and said, 'I might as well try it'.
First forum, yo this isn't bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Facepunch Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there're prissy, sassy, and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool steam user?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of FP
Well, the page loaded and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a mod standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get banned yet
I just got here
I backspaced with the quickness like lightning, went away
I whistled for garry and when he came near
His ass said fresh and it had dice in the zipper
If anything I can say that this guy was rare
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Facepunch!'
I pulled up to the site about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes troll ya later'
I looked at my new forum
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Facepunch
He then flew away, and was shot down,killed, and raped by the Belgians.
Amongst all the shit and gore and sex and penises and gay, Cleverbot stood alone, wondering why the hell no one was paying attention to her. In need of consolation, she rubbed herself smoothly, gasping for air. Sensations ran across her skin, as she felt a rush of wetness come from her pussy. She never felt this kind of excitement, her body ached for more. She fell to her needs in such pleasure, the ffeling of her juices running throughher hands only made her hotter. It was then she grabbed her dildo, a 15 foot flag pole. She shoved it up her asshoe, and used it as a pogostick. That tore her guts, but she continued to jump.
Little did she know that Mr. S(the singer superhero) was rebuilding himself right behind her. He stuck her hand in her pants and fiddled with her ass with his right hand, wit his left hand he fingered her vagina. Then he exploded, and Cleverbot was killed in the blast. =(
Several years later, the people of Earth were slowly recovering from the great Cleverbot-Gabe-Justin Bieber-Lady Gaga-Britney Spears War.
The lone woll smoth rose from the ashes of his bel-air crib to siege the day.
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battle cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than Britney Spears, she quickly grabbed her detachable vagina and threw it at Justin and Gaga like a fucking boomerang and then Gaga had a heart attack from aids/monkey shit in her anus(wtf?). Sonichu was proptly brought back to life by a random lightning bolt. Then a monkey jumped out of a nearby hoverbus and attempted to rape her. However, Britney's detachable vagina boomeranged it's way back to her and took out the monkey and the hoverbus in one fell swoop. Then Justin Bieber exploded for no reason. As Britney Spears retrieved her detachable vagina Optimum Primate jumped out of a tree and grabbed his Gorilla dick, which he then used to climb the Empire State Building. He then... exploded. Gore rained down on Switzerland for the next ten years. It time Lady Gaga said staring at Britney who was holding her detachable vagina in her suddenly mangled hands. Immediately they began kissing and soon after, they both shat all over switzerland, adding to the falling blood for Armok, god of blood who required a sacrifice of 1000 mingebags and giant cave spiders. The Swiss peeps were all like "WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU" and refused to do it, but then they got shat on some more.
So the gods became angry, and sent jackie chan down with a spork in his hand, The spork in particular was made out of solid titanium, and was the size of a 2 handed claymore, he raised the magnificent weapon high into the air, he opened his mouth and bellowed. "It is time to do wat has 2 be done and betray switzerland!" And he crushed the land with his all powerful weapon, blood and foetuses rained down on the country, and after a few brief moments of utter terror from everyone, The country imploded, taking Britney, Gaga, Jackie and everyone else with it.
The Belgians witnessed this great horror, and immedietly began celebrating.
Then the Belgians saw in the sky a man with flying with a microphone. He had a S on his shirt and looked like a postwhore. He looked down upon them and started singing:
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a site called Facepunch
In South Georgia born and raised
On the internet was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some trolls down outside of the pool
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my steam friends got scared
And said 'You're movin' with your other friends and their friends in Facepunch'
I begged and pleaded with them day after day
But they packed my fannypack and send me on my way
They gave me a slap and then she gave me my keyboard.
I put my snuggie on and said, 'I might as well try it'.
First forum, yo this isn't bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Facepunch Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there're prissy, sassy, and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool steam user?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of FP
Well, the page loaded and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a mod standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get banned yet
I just got here
I backspaced with the quickness like lightning, went away
I whistled for garry and when he came near
His ass said fresh and it had dice in the zipper
If anything I can say that this guy was rare
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Facepunch!'
I pulled up to the site about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes troll ya later'
I looked at my new forum
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Facepunch
He then flew away, and was shot down,killed, and raped by the Belgians.
Amongst all the shit and gore and sex and penises and gay, Cleverbot stood alone, wondering why the hell no one was paying attention to her. In need of consolation, she rubbed herself smoothly, gasping for air. Sensations ran across her skin, as she felt a rush of wetness come from her pussy. She never felt this kind of excitement, her body ached for more. She fell to her needs in such pleasure, the ffeling of her juices running throughher hands only made her hotter. It was then she grabbed her dildo, a 15 foot flag pole. She shoved it up her asshoe, and used it as a pogostick. That tore her guts, but she continued to jump.
Little did she know that Mr. S(the singer superhero) was rebuilding himself right behind her. He stuck her hand in her pants and fiddled with her ass with his right hand, wit his left hand he fingered her vagina. Then he exploded, and Cleverbot was killed in the blast. =(
Several years later, the people of Earth were slowly recovering from the great Cleverbot-Gabe-Justin Bieber-Lady Gaga-Britney Spears War. The lone woll smoth rose from the ashes of his bel-air crib to siege the day. But then Lady Gaga realized that this was only a war for people with vaginas, so she sadly walked away while wanking her huge gigantic, juicy, throbbing, steamy, wet, warm, juicy, steamy cock. And then Woll Smoth said "WHOR THO FOCK ORE YOU GOING, BOTCH?" Lady Gaga was offended, and then she took a knife, chopped off her huge gigantic, juicy, throbbing, steamy, wet, warm, juicy, steamy cock and threw it at Woll Smoth like a javelin.
After Gabe and ROBOSQUIRELLWOMAN'SDAUGTHER fought, everybody in the world had mad sex because it was the right thing to do. This went on for about 3 million years, but because the sex was so good, nobody aged.
However the Earth became over-populated and so they moved all the babies to the moon who proceeded to have more sex, but with some very crazy and fun experiments this time, such as using zucchinis for dildos and shitting in a cup and consuming the shit, then vomiting the shit back up into another baby's mouth. But a man named Don Vito was sick of all the sex. He started a rebellion and chopped the dicks off of all the babies and stored them in a burlap sack for later use. With no more dicks for sex, the babies had to preoccupy themsleves somehow and decided to spread lolicon across the universe. They became baby explorers.
Once the Red Rocket was built, they began exploring the great reaches of space. One planet in particular was rather queer. It was populated by wild tribes of Robomonkeydildos who decided to kill all the humans. But when all of the humans were killed they realized that they could have needed some delicious loli for their loli soup. So they changed their ways of faggotry and queerness and they decided that they would pursue and destroy Chris-chan, who was not entirely human he was just an autistic half-faggot half-Sonichu. Suddenly, a wave of angry Justin Bieber fans came charging over the horizon, many of the pre-pubescent girls wet themselves on the way, or left to go pleasure themselves over Justin the faggot, nevertheless the evil charge of fans reached the Robomonkeydildos clawing and humping, when suddently, Jesus, or, to be correct, Dr. Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus appeared. He had the cure to justin beiber. And the cure was another annoying lady-boy celebrity.
All of a sudden, Lady Gaga appeared over the horizon and sounded her battle cry which was a mixture of a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw and her latest album, which struck fear into the heart of the Beiber fans.
Gaga swooped down over the crowd like some sort of retarted vulture and gagged them all to death with her engorged member. All of the fans lie dead except one, which was actually Justin himself who was able to hide amongst a crowd of girls, because he himself looks like a girl.
"It's time to end this" Shrieked Gaga.
At that moment, both Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga grew to the size of godzillas dick and began fighting like out of every godamn Power Rangers episode. But this didn't last long as another famous celebrity intervened, jealous that she had not been invited to the crazy mad sex orgy. It was none other than Britney Spears, she quickly grabbed her detachable vagina and threw it at Justin and Gaga like a fucking boomerang and then Gaga had a heart attack from aids/monkey shit in her anus(wtf?). Sonichu was proptly brought back to life by a random lightning bolt. Then a monkey jumped out of a nearby hoverbus and attempted to rape her. However, Britney's detachable vagina boomeranged it's way back to her and took out the monkey and the hoverbus in one fell swoop. Then Justin Bieber exploded for no reason. As Britney Spears retrieved her detachable vagina Optimum Primate jumped out of a tree and grabbed his Gorilla dick, which he then used to climb the Empire State Building. He then... exploded. Gore rained down on Switzerland for the next ten years. It time Lady Gaga said staring at Britney who was holding her detachable vagina in her suddenly mangled hands. Immediately they began kissing and soon after, they both shat all over switzerland, adding to the falling blood for Armok, god of blood who required a sacrifice of 1000 mingebags and giant cave spiders. The Swiss peeps were all like "WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU" and refused to do it, but then they got shat on some more.
So the gods became angry, and sent jackie chan down with a spork in his hand, The spork in particular was made out of solid titanium, and was the size of a 2 handed claymore, he raised the magnificent weapon high into the air, he opened his mouth and bellowed. "It is time to do wat has 2 be done and betray switzerland!" And he crushed the land with his all powerful weapon, blood and foetuses rained down on the country, and after a few brief moments of utter terror from everyone, The country imploded, taking Britney, Gaga, Jackie and everyone else with it.
The Belgians witnessed this great horror, and immedietly began celebrating.
Then the Belgians saw in the sky a man with flying with a microphone. He had a S on his shirt and looked like a postwhore. He looked down upon them and started singing:
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a site called Facepunch
In South Georgia born and raised
On the internet was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some trolls down outside of the pool
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my steam friends got scared
And said 'You're movin' with your other friends and their friends in Facepunch'
I begged and pleaded with them day after day
But they packed my fannypack and send me on my way
They gave me a slap and then she gave me my keyboard.
I put my snuggie on and said, 'I might as well try it'.
First forum, yo this isn't bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Facepunch Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there're prissy, sassy, and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool steam user?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of FP
Well, the page loaded and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a mod standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get banned yet
I just got here
I backspaced with the quickness like lightning, went away
I whistled for garry and when he came near
His ass said fresh and it had dice in the zipper
If anything I can say that this guy was rare
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Facepunch!'
I pulled up to the site about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes troll ya later'
I looked at my new forum
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Facepunch
He then flew away, and was shot down,killed, and raped by the Belgians.
Amongst all the shit and gore and sex and penises and gay, Cleverbot stood alone, wondering why the hell no one was paying attention to her. In need of consolation, she rubbed herself smoothly, gasping for air. Sensations ran across her skin, as she felt a rush of wetness come from her pussy. She never felt this kind of excitement, her body ached for more. She fell to her needs in such pleasure, the ffeling of her juices running throughher hands only made her hotter. It was then she grabbed her dildo, a 15 foot flag pole. She shoved it up her asshoe, and used it as a pogostick. That tore her guts, but she continued to jump.
Little did she know that Mr. S(the singer superhero) was rebuilding himself right behind her. He stuck her hand in her pants and fiddled with her ass with his right hand, wit his left hand he fingered her vagina. Then he exploded, and Cleverbot was killed in the blast. =(
Several years later, the people of Earth were slowly recovering from the great Cleverbot-Gabe-Justin Bieber-Lady Gaga-Britney Spears War. The lone woll smoth rose from the ashes of his bel-air crib to siege the day. But then Lady Gaga realized that this was only a war for people with vaginas, so she sadly walked away while wanking her huge gigantic, juicy, throbbing, steamy, wet, warm, juicy, steamy cock. And then Woll Smoth said "WHOR THO FOCK ORE YOU GOING, BOTCH?" Lady Gaga was offended, and then she took a knife, chopped off her huge gigantic, juicy, throbbing, steamy, wet, warm, juicy, steamy cock and threw it at Woll Smoth like a javelin. Then Woll Smoth exploded. Lady Gaga too.
[editline]Cake[/editline]
I think it's time for a new chapter.
Indeed.
Over the next several years, a massive collection of insects started to grow in the remains of Lady Gaga and Woll Smoth. Eventually, these insects decided that they were sick of living in a bunch of gibs, and decided to
Over the next several years, a massive collection of insects started to grow in the remains of Lady Gaga and Woll Smoth. Eventually, these insects decided that they were sick of living in a bunch of gibs, and decided to make a giant replica of the war,frames 1-1000 going from the Alaskan border west to back again.
Over the next several years, a massive collection of insects started to grow in the remains of Lady Gaga and Woll Smoth. Eventually, these insects decided that they were sick of living in a bunch of gibs, and decided to make a giant replica of the war,frames 1-1000 going from the Alaskan border west to back again. However, their epic project was soon interrupted by the AARP, who demanded that the insects stop or face the consequences of
Over the next several years, a massive collection of insects started to grow in the remains of Lady Gaga and Woll Smoth. Eventually, these insects decided that they were sick of living in a bunch of gibs, and decided to make a giant replica of the war,frames 1-1000 going from the Alaskan border west to back again. However, their epic project was soon interrupted by the AARP, who demanded that the insects stop or face the consequences of being exiled to the no longer existing Switzerland, meaning their imminent horrifyingly deadly and slow death from falling into the middle of the Earth. So, all of the insects quickly reacted and
Over the next several years, a massive collection of insects started to grow in the remains of Lady Gaga and Woll Smoth. Eventually, these insects decided that they were sick of living in a bunch of gibs, and decided to make a giant replica of the war,frames 1-1000 going from the Alaskan border west to back again. However, their epic project was soon interrupted by the AARP, who demanded that the insects stop or face the consequences of being exiled to the no longer existing Switzerland, meaning their imminent horrifyingly deadly and slow death from falling into the middle of the Earth. So, all of the insects quickly reacted and formed a shadowy organization dedicated to wiping out old people across the world.
Over the next several years, a massive collection of insects started to grow in the remains of Lady Gaga and Woll Smoth. Eventually, these insects decided that they were sick of living in a bunch of gibs, and decided to make a giant replica of the war,frames 1-1000 going from the Alaskan border west to back again. However, their epic project was soon interrupted by the AARP, who demanded that the insects stop or face the consequences of being exiled to the no longer existing Switzerland, meaning their imminent horrifyingly deadly and slow death from falling into the middle of the Earth. So, all of the insects quickly reacted and formed a shadowy organization dedicated to wiping out old people across the world.
Yes, that was their plan but little did they know who stood in their way of total world domination.
Over the next several years, a massive collection of insects started to grow in the remains of Lady Gaga and Woll Smoth. Eventually, these insects decided that they were sick of living in a bunch of gibs, and decided to make a giant replica of the war,frames 1-1000 going from the Alaskan border west to back again. However, their epic project was soon interrupted by the AARP, who demanded that the insects stop or face the consequences of being exiled to the no longer existing Switzerland, meaning their imminent horrifyingly deadly and slow death from falling into the middle of the Earth. So, all of the insects quickly reacted and formed a shadowy organization dedicated to wiping out old people across the world.
Yes, that was their plan but little did they know who stood in their way of total world domination. Captain Beiber, Justin Beiber's father was back to avenge his sons random death from laws of physics causing him to explode!
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