• New single from Rammstein, ITT Rammstein makes a porno.
    57 replies, posted
I can get laid in Germany :D also wtf...Sauerkraut
[QUOTE=Luke F;17354489]Someone Doesn't know Rammstein very well.[/QUOTE] And why is that Mr.Rammstein's #1 fan? IMO dressing up in woman suits and [u]fucking each other[/u] is more Rammsteinish than just putting porn into music vid. They aren't cheap, porn is.
[QUOTE=Silly Sil;17356752]And why is that Mr.Rammstein's #1 fan? IMO dressing up in woman suits and [u]fucking each other[/u] is more Rammsteinish than just putting porn into music vid. They aren't cheap, porn is.[/QUOTE] True. But Flake had tits.
[QUOTE=bigdoggie;17356786]True. But Flake had tits.[/QUOTE] Even one more reason to think they were fucking around (pun) with woman suits. If they want to shock people (and that's the purpouse of this vid in my opinion) they wouldn't just put porn in it. Porn was shocking in 80s.
The refrain makes me lol because of their shitty english. I HAEV A DICKAHH
Lol, they can't get laid in Germany, how sad. That's all I took from this. [editline]04:01PM[/editline] No really. The song seems to be about them not getting laid in their homeland, but they get mad pussy easily everywhere else. Weird.
i don't care what the songs are about i love rammstein
[QUOTE=TrulliLulli;17357003]i don't care what the songs are about i love rammstein[/QUOTE] :iia:
[QUOTE=KarlHeinrichMarx;17356916]Lol, they can't get laid in Germany, how sad. That's all I took from this. [editline]04:01PM[/editline] No really. The song seems to be about them not getting laid in their homeland, but they get mad pussy easily everywhere else. Weird.[/QUOTE] That's what they say in the song... Anyway lyrics and my terrible german skills Too big, too small, Size does matter after all. Zu groß, zu klein, - To big, to small Er könnte etwas größer sein. - He knows it could be somewhat larger. Merzedes-Benz und Autobahn, - Mercedes benz and autobahn Alleine in das Außland fahren, - drive alone in the outside land Reise, Reise, Fahrvergnügen - travel, travel, something, drive pleasure (or something like that) Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben - I want only fun, dont love me Just a little bit... Just a little bitch! You've got a pussy, I have a dick, So what's the problem? Let's do it quick. So take me now before it's too late Life's too short, so I can't wait. Take me now, oh don't you see, I can't get laid in Germany. Too short, too tall, Doesn't matter, one size fits all. Zu groß, zu Klein, - To big, to small Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein. - The blow tree should be up ahead Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr? - Beautiful women, do you want more Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr! - Lightning war with the meat weapon(i lol'd at this) Schnapps im Kopf, du holde Braut, - Schnapps in head, you hold your breath steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut! - Stick sausage in your sauerkraut (lol) Just a little bit... Be my little bitch! You've got a pussy, I have a dick, So what's the problem? Let's do it quick! So take me now before it's too late Life's too short, so I can't wait. Take me now, oh don't you see, I can't get laid in Germany. Germany! Germany! You've got a pussy, I have a dick, So what's the problem? Let's do it quick! You've got a pussy, I have a dick, So what's the problem? Let's do it quick! You've got a pussy, I have a dick, So what's the problem? Let's do it quick! So take me now before it's too late Life's too short, so I can't wait. Take me now, oh don't you see, I can't get laid in Germany 3 years of german.... Bad teacher, but you get the idea...
You have a pussy I have a dick Whats the problem?
tbh I love the riff of this song
[QUOTE=peterson;17357341] 3 years of german.... Bad teacher, but you get the idea...[/QUOTE] Well it's all correct anyway. Couldn't have done it any better. Also, i love how this song is just so cliche and intentionally cheap.
[QUOTE=Tu154M;17358167]Well it's all correct anyway. Couldn't have done it any better. Also, i love how this song is just so cliche and intentionally cheap.[/QUOTE] Ehh I translated blitzkrieg wrong, fixed though.
Looks like their next album is going to kick some ass... or should I say, [I]suck a dick[/I]! ROFL [editline]05:30PM[/editline] Oh shit that video was actually a really good porno. Awesome.
Rammstein is flaming douchebag Music. Juss Sayin
I can't stop replaying this... D:
This is fucking hardcore.
One size fits all.
Boner
Seems like this video chat site paid them to do this as publicity stunt, but this fit's nicely with rammsteins sarcastic humor. Hope they make more serious stuff again though. Nice clip tho :q:
I can only imagine the meeting they had for this... "So, guys, I have an idea on how we can get laid." "How?" "Make a porno, but add our music to it. It'll be great!"
As much as I like this song I rage at you people still believing it's real. [media]http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/6836/fakeo.jpg[/media] (damn resize, click the link) Most of "porn" sightings are less than 1 second long. Why? Because if it was longer you would see that something is wrong so it changes to another shot before you can focus on something and see details. Now to people saying things like "Someone doesn't know much about Rammstein". I say "right back at you". If that was some cheap death metal band I'd assume from the start that they hired some hookers to make a vid. Do you really think Rammstein would do something so cheap? I think they would go one step further. When I saw those "sex scenes" I assumed from the start that because it's Rammstein it's gonna be something more than cheap hookers. And why does all those "girls" look so plastic on the face + too much makeup and ofc silicon boobs? Also with Rammstein's budget that's not so hard to make. I guess you don't believe anything you are told so why you believe anything you see.
[QUOTE=peterson;17357341]That's what they say in the song... Anyway lyrics and my terrible german skills Too big, too small, Size does matter after all. Zu groß, zu klein, - To big, to small Er könnte etwas größer sein. - He/it could be a little longer (bigger). Merzedes-Benz und Autobahn, - Mercedes benz and autobahn Alleine in das Außland fahren, - driving abroad alone Reise, Reise, Fahrvergnügen - travel, travel, fahrvergnuegen (driving pleasure) Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben - I only want fun, not falling in love Just a little bit... Just a little bitch! You've got a pussy, I have a dick, So what's the problem? Let's do it quick. So take me now before it's too late Life's too short, so I can't wait. Take me now, oh don't you see, I can't get laid in Germany. Too short, too tall, Doesn't matter, one size fits all. Zu groß, zu Klein, - To big, to small Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein. - The boom barrier should be erected Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr? - Beautiful woman, do you want more Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr! - Blitzkrieg with the meat gun Schnapps im Kopf, du holde Braut, - Schnapps in head, you fair maiden steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut! - Stick sausage in your sauerkraut Just a little bit... Be my little bitch! You've got a pussy, I have a dick, So what's the problem? Let's do it quick! So take me now before it's too late Life's too short, so I can't wait. Take me now, oh don't you see, I can't get laid in Germany. Germany! Germany! You've got a pussy, I have a dick, So what's the problem? Let's do it quick! You've got a pussy, I have a dick, So what's the problem? Let's do it quick! You've got a pussy, I have a dick, So what's the problem? Let's do it quick! So take me now before it's too late Life's too short, so I can't wait. Take me now, oh don't you see, I can't get laid in Germany[/QUOTE] Fixed it.
Epic.
[QUOTE=Silly Sil;17384138]As much as I like this song I rage at you people still believing it's real. [media]http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/6836/fakeo.jpg[/media] (damn resize, click the link) Most of "porn" sightings are less than 1 second long. Why? Because if it was longer you would see that something is wrong so it changes to another shot before you can focus on something and see details. Now to people saying things like "Someone doesn't know much about Rammstein". I say "right back at you". If that was some cheap death metal band I'd assume from the start that they hired some hookers to make a vid. Do you really think Rammstein would do something so cheap? I think they would go one step further. When I saw those "sex scenes" I assumed from the start that because it's Rammstein it's gonna be something more than cheap hookers. And why does all those "girls" look so plastic on the face + too much makeup and ofc silicon boobs? Also with Rammstein's budget that's not so hard to make. I guess you don't believe anything you are told so why you believe anything you see.[/QUOTE] Good old Rammstein.
oh dear what is this
[QUOTE=Higginz511;17350671]what is this. i don't even.[/QUOTE] Your doing it wrong.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.