I don't know why studying for the knowledge test to get a driver's permit is making me anxious as fuck, but it is.
Can anyone image if the Statue of David was just HUNG as fuck, like that would be interesting.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;52382779]Mister Sandman just requested to be permabanned and I just
fuck
you were a favorite poster of mine :c[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;VofQjhpkJpY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VofQjhpkJpY[/video]
I will be next
[QUOTE=Captain;52382835]Can anyone image if the Statue of David was just HUNG as fuck, like that would be interesting.[/QUOTE]
David actually has a small donger because he was sculpted to look frightened when viewed on the same height as the statue. One of the signs of extreme fear is the removal of almost all the blood from the donger as part of the fight or flight instinct.
When I was in Israel I went hiking with an Israel friend of mine on a mountain with lots of caves near the dead sea and he pointed out a certain cave to me as the cave where King David spared King Saul's life by not killing him in his sleep, kinda blew my mind that I was in the same place where such ancient history happened.
[QUOTE=ZnT00;52382788]Noooooo I liked her :cry:[/QUOTE]
Same here. So long space cowgirl.
Fucking, why do I feel this anxiedy over an exam now and not during the entire week leading up to it?
[QUOTE=Svinnik;52382867]David actually has a small donger because he was sculpted to look frightened when viewed on the same height as the statue. One of the signs of extreme fear is the removal of almost all the blood from the donger as part of the fight or flight instinct.
When I was in Israel I went hiking with an Israel friend of mine on a mountain with lots of caves near the dead sea and he pointed out a certain cave to me as the cave where King David spared King Saul's life by not killing him in his sleep, kinda blew my mind that I was in the same place where such ancient history happened.[/QUOTE]
i thought he had small wiener because something about gods or something
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[quote]Secondly, cultural values about male beauty were completely different back then. Today, big penises are seen as valuable and manly, but back then, most evidence points to the fact that small penises were considered better than big ones.[/quote]
source: some random website i got by typing "why does david have a small wee wee?" into google
[url]http://www.howtotalkaboutarthistory.com/reader-questions/why-do-all-old-statues-have-such-small-penises/[/url]
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;52382595]needed surprise bloodwork done, stressed me the fuck out, then on the way home i went to pick up my stormblood pre-order and they DIDN'T FUCKING HAVE IT BECAUSE I WAS THE ONLY PC PRE-ORDER AND THEY FUCKED UP
AND I HAVE TO GET MORE TESTING DONE
FUCKING WHY[/QUOTE]
lmao on top of all this i just found out i need to shit in a paper bag and put it into a vial and ship it off via fedex
what even is life
Like the entire week I'm feeling fine and dandy. And now "ho ho ho motherfucker, youre gonna cokc this up!"
[img]http://i.imgur.com/3cWk7bx.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Arc Nova;52382882]i thought he had small wiener because something about gods or something
[editline]20th June 2017[/editline]
source: some random website i got by typing "why does david have a small wee wee?" into google
[url]http://www.howtotalkaboutarthistory.com/reader-questions/why-do-all-old-statues-have-such-small-penises/[/url][/QUOTE]
cites this:
[URL="http://www.theage.com.au/news/Arts/Shrunken-vision/2005/01/22/1106334263269.html?oneclick=true"]http://www.theage.com.au/news/Arts/Shrunken-vision/2005/01/22/1106334263269.html?oneclick=true[/URL]
[QUOTE]As every visitor to Florence will know, the modest dimensions of David's "pisello" are a running joke with Italians, and the stuff of irreverent postcards.
But, in a paper to be published at the end of this month, two Florentine doctors offer a scientific explanation: the poor chap was shrivelled by the threat of mortal danger. Michelangelo's intention was to depict David as he confronted Goliath.
What the new study shows is that every anatomical detail - right down to the shaping of the muscles in his forehead - is consistent with the combined effects of fear, tension and aggression.
One of the authors of the paper, Pietro Antonio Bernabei, of the Careggi hospital, Florence, said one such effect would be "a contraction of the reproductive organs".[/QUOTE]
Normally, small penises were a sign of civilization in greek art, an idea which was copied in Roman/Renaissance art. For any other statue in the classic style, you would be correct but in this one case, it's not because of that.
ive learned so much about wieners today
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did his dick growe when he smashed goliath with a rock :thinking:
Guys, is it okay to post about real life shit here? Especially with the sensitive subject of sexual assault? Had a kind of horrible evening and wouldn't mind sharing to get it off my chest. Don't worry, I am fine, nothing happened to me or anyone involved in the story, but the subject of conversation and some other things are what gives me the desire to seek some kind of support.
You can talk here
[editline]20th June 2017[/editline]
I'd just sp tag it
king David also killed Goliath's mom
also there's a moment in the book of Numbers where a giant is threatening the Hebrews with a huge rock that was 3 miles wide and then god caused the rock to crumble on the giant. As soon as that happens, Moses jumps like 16 feet in the air while holding a huge axe and chops through the giant's ankle, causing him to fall and die. This same giant survived the Great flood by holding onto a board that was hanging off of Noah's ark and was a guest of Abraham at his tent.
bible has such weird shit in it that no one ever knows about because they dont actually read it lmao
Why did everyone dislike Dream Daddy so much?
It's looking like it's going to be like Huniepop
[QUOTE=matt000024;52382990]You can talk here
[editline]20th June 2017[/editline]
I'd just sp tag it[/QUOTE]
I already planned to, because I'd rather not cause any distress.
Okay here goes, first off a quote from the previous thread where I mentioned about my ex and the fact that we were trying to be friends.
[QUOTE=Legend286;52373123]Speaking of relationships, I still have no idea how I'm meant to explain all the scars from my last relationship to any future potential lady.[b] -omit-[/b] We still talk sometimes and we're fine left in a room together, she just has some pretty fucked up bipolar disorder...[/QUOTE]
I kindly asked to go for a walk, because she called me a couple of times while I was busy so I thought maybe she had something she wanted to talk to me about (seen as we were supposed to be friends?)
I meet her, we go for a walk and I ask her if she has plans for Jani on Thursday. Trigger warning for anyone affected by the despicable actions of sub-human scum... I wouldn't recommend clicking the spoiler unless you're certain you aren't going to be triggered by [sp]rape[/sp] - and I hope that this thread is appropriate for support-related discussion, I would appreciate if others could use spoilers in reply to me though as I don't want to cause any unnecessary distress. - Kiwi, let me know if I should take it down okay? <3
[sp]She begins by asking if I recall that she was raped a few years ago, which I do as she told me a few times, and also told me she has a fetish for rape porn (which is something I find to be quite disturbing.) At this point I'm confused what the hell this has to do with Thursday, but she goes on to insinuate that something on Thursday will happen involving the subject of rape, and I'm pretty sure she is gonna take part in something fucked up.
So I immediately say that I'm not comfortable with the fact she thinks it's okay to just bring up rape without giving me any warning. As usual, being completely incapable of social interaction in a respectful manner, she flips out at me for interrupting her. She starts off by telling me I don't have the right to tell her how she should begin to talk to me about something, tells me to shut up, calls me names etc. victimises herself as usual when I say "but I would warn you if I would begin to talk about rape" - in fact I wouldn't give her special treatment, I would give anyone a warning if I was going to talk about something half as sensitive, let alone what I consider to be the worst fucking thing that anyone can go through.
Which is why it pisses me off that she thinks I don't have the right to feel offended, or to expect a warning. For someone who was supposedly a victim of rape, she sure acts like it wasn't, which leads me to believe that either: due to her bipolar / delusional tendencies, she completely fabricated the situation (which, as much as I know her to be a pathological liar - but shockingly, to my knowledge, when we were together she never cheated on me - and I don't think she's smart enough to make it up in a believable manner, so not something I would expect from her) - however I think the likely reason as to why she doesn't seem to take it seriously at all is probably because she was asleep when she was assaulted, and I'm pretty sure she wasn't woken up.
Which while that doesn't make it any less an act of rape, it certainly DOES NOT have the same mental impact as someone who was approached out of nowhere, forced into submission, conscious, and unwillingly assaulted - and the fact she treats it like nothing offends me because she's glorifying a horrific act as being something that isn't a big deal and should be okay to just openly talk about in ways which come across as "supporting" rape -
the fact that she watches actual rape porn already leads me to believe she hasn't experienced what it's really like to be sexually assaulted, in fact I am pretty certain that this is just another one of her many control techniques.[/sp]
I guess in the end it all boils down to the fact that I'm the better person, because while I could of knocked her flat on her ass in a single punch - and I would've fucking enjoyed it after what she did to me, I didn't. I won't be giving her another chance, because every time I try to be a good person and help her, I just get it thrown in my face.
I wanted to share simply because it was one of the few times I've genuinely felt shocked by something, not only that but offended - and I don't get offended easily.
[QUOTE=Xubs;52383079]I certify you also hi everyone I left and now im back[/QUOTE]
Tthank you I missed u I love my friends
Back to happy topic tho, girl who I mentioned from tinder gave me her number and we're whatsapping memes and having a good conversation together - gonna take her for coffee and go from there :V
My self confidence is turned up to 11, after a few weeks of feeling pretty shitty, god I hope it doesn't go tits up.
[QUOTE=Arc Nova;52382797]next up
me[/QUOTE]
Next up is me fool
where my friends @
my advice?
run
run far away
[QUOTE=Arc Nova;52383112]my advice?
run
run far away[/QUOTE]
[I]Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better
Run run run run run run run away oh oh[/I]
[QUOTE=Limed00d;52383104]where my friends @[/QUOTE]
[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/301100900326572033.png[/img]
I just bought a new mattress
[QUOTE=NovaConsors;52383124]I just bought a toy [sp]from bad dragon[/sp]
[sp]don't quote this[/sp][/QUOTE]
too late
[QUOTE=NovaConsors;52383124]I just bought a toy [sp]from bad dragon[/sp]
[sp]don't quote this[/sp][/QUOTE]
don't do what?
the friend call was a success
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