• Stupidest thing you have got in trouble for
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In French two years ago, I said, "Wow, I like this year so much better, at least we don't have to copy down like, 50 friggen words at the beginning of every class" and the teacher flipped shit because apparently, 'friggen' is a bad word.
[QUOTE=Clever-Balls;18969223]Girlfriend says 'Fuck me' I proceed to do so, she says 'WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING?!' Pushes me off her and runs home half naked. Oh and: History teacher: The nazi's made the swastika, the- Me: No they didn't? History teacher: Don't talk back, the nazi's made the swastika Me: But they didn't, it's a very old symbol predating naz- History teacher: [B]Are you talking back?[/B] Me: But you're wron- History teacher: I'm the teacher here! Now if you don't shush for the rest of the lesson i'm going to give you a detention. Me: But you're wrong, the nazi's didn't make the swastika, they adopted it in the early nineteen hundreds. History teacher: Right, get out and come see me after class I came back and he started calling me a nazi worshiper and a comunist. Don't argue with history teachers :colbert:[/QUOTE] History teachers can be cunts.
My friend got in trouble for not having crayons.
Gave my english teacher toilet paper as a ''gift'' the last week before I went to middle school
I got in trouble for completing my work She, my teacher, gave me the assignment I completed said assignment. I commenced to chatting with my friend. The teacher walked by and said 'Mr. Coates... not working again eh?' I showed her my worksheet, and she pretty much told me to gtf out of her class because i was done before everyone else.
[QUOTE=Rick Ross;18969310]I launched windows in safe mode and the teacher sent me to the office with a refferal claiming that I had broken the computer.[/QUOTE] I did this too! I was threatened to be expelled for 'exploiting security and hacking the school network' Clearly they know nothing about computers =/ For a start it wasn't part of the network...
A friend of mine corrected the history teacher by going. Teacher: 'Two days later, they bombed the other city' Friend: 'Miss, it says 5 days on the sheet you gave us' Teacher: 'So you think you are the teacher now?' Friend: 'No, i was just correcting you' Teacher: 'Why don't you just stand up and teach the lesson *teacher sits down*'
Wrote a poem and handed it in, in lieu of an accounts prelim.
[QUOTE=phill977;18971353]A friend of mine corrected the history teacher by going. Teacher: 'Two days later, they bombed the other city' Friend: 'Miss, it says 5 days on the sheet you gave us' Teacher: 'So you think you are the teacher now?' Friend: 'No, i was just correcting you' Teacher: 'Why don't you just stand up and teach the lesson *teacher sits down*'[/QUOTE] When I was younger I used to step up to the challenge and begin teaching, it pisses them off when you do what they say.
Did everyone go to school in Nazi Germany or something? I've never gotten into trouble for doing some stupid shit like that.
I got a B+ in math once I WAS GROUNDED FOR A WEEK WHAT THE FUCK
All I did in Year 6 was nothing wrong, but two dickwads set my background image on a computer to a guy with the oversized balls (OF STEEEEL). We where using the same account (ours got deleted as procedure for the last 5 days lololololololololololololololololololololol) and when we shut it down (someone shut it down for me... :raise:) it saved on all the computers. A Year 1 kid saw it. Scarred 'im, it did. Poor lil' buggah. :british: But yeah, they traced it down to my PC that did it. They had 2 other suspects (the actual ones who did it) and they said "Stick up for us and tell them it was you" I didn't, and I [b]could've been arrested if I said it was me[/b]. Fucking hell, what a close shot. ... I also got in trouble for breaking someones nose for drawing the Swatsika on their cheeks (two bitches), the fail moustache, all the things to make it offensive, and [b]I[/b] got in trouble? Sheesh.
[QUOTE=sp00ks;18971496]Did everyone go to school in Nazi Germany or something? I've never gotten into trouble for doing some stupid shit like that.[/QUOTE] There's always that one teacher
Pretended I was gonna blackmail some girl. Really fucking stupid, cops nearly got involved and everything.
[QUOTE=Black-Ice;18971638]All I did in Year 6 was nothing wrong, but two dickwads set my background image on a computer to a guy with the oversized balls (OF STEEEEL). We where using the same account (ours got deleted as procedure for the last 5 days lololololololololololololololololololololol) and when we shut it down (someone shut it down for me... :raise:) it saved on all the computers. A Year 1 kid saw it. Scarred 'im, it did. Poor lil' buggah. :british: But yeah, they traced it down to my PC that did it. They had 2 other suspects (the actual ones who did it) and they said "Stick up for us and tell them it was you" I didn't, and I [b]could've been arrested if I said it was me[/b]. Fucking hell, what a close shot. ... I also got in trouble for breaking someones nose for drawing the Swatsika on their cheeks (two bitches), the fail moustache, all the things to make it offensive, and [b]I[/b] got in trouble? Sheesh.[/QUOTE] You shouldn't over react like that, next time just take a pen and turn the moustache into a nutsack. It's actually possible to do that
My dad took away my computer for a month because i didn't want to see a movie with him.
for resisting my classmate who was trying to steal my chair he started beating me
Wow, I have no idea where you guys live but we never get that sort of shit in Britain (as far as I know). One time in computing me and a few friends were lookinng at random funny pictures the one came on of a policeman walking past a bench with two people having sex on it. The teacher walked past, looked over, laughed then proceeded to walk away.
[QUOTE=wewt!;18971660]There's always that one teacher[/QUOTE] Nope.
Smashing the school bus windshield with a water bottle.
This kid tried to steal my phone, I pushed him away, he punched me. The teacher fucking saw it. I got a 2 hour detention, he had a lunch detention (half an hour). What the fuck?
[QUOTE=sp00ks;18971809]Nope.[/QUOTE] I want to go to your school in utopiaville. :frown:
This isn't really me getting in trouble but there was a fight in school, I went over to try to stop it because the Freshmen fighting didn't seem to understand how this can hurt their education (Like they really cared anyways). I walk into the circle where people are surrounding the fight and I shouted, "Hey stop! Enough!" A teacher walks into the circle and tells me and the two guys fighting to go to the Dean's office. I asked him, "For what?" and he tells me, "You were in a fight." I walk to the Dean's office and tell them that I was the one who stopped the fight. The Dean told me it was all good and I could go. The other two were suspended for 10 days.
I didn't have a button my my jacket (it didn't even come with one), and so the teacher made me miss our school's biggest awards night and gave me two detentions.
[QUOTE=Dirty_Ape;18971852]Smashing the school bus windshield with a water bottle.[/QUOTE] When people get in trouble for this kind of stuff it keeps me up at night too.
When I was younger I didn't want to make my little sister a hamburger because I told her how to do it all the time and she would never remember, so I jokingly told her to make it herself when I was busy doing something real quick, but then made it anyways. Then she complained to my mom and and my mom made my dad come home from work and he grounded me, saying I couldn't have any friends over for a week. My mom got mad and threw the hamburger away afterward. I told her I made it for her but she thought it was mine. THOSE NEWFANGLED CONVECTION OVENS AND THEIR CONSPIRING EVILNESS, LEAVE HAMBURGERS TO THE GRILL OUTSIDE DAMMIT. I was, and am very confused.
My 7th grade math teacher was a super religious psycho bitch. She moved here from somewhere in South Africa and was very stuck up, all she thought about was here uber l33t religion. Anyways, my lead pencil jammed one day, and I held it up to the light to see the source of the problem, and she assumed I was pretending it was a gun, and by aiming it at here like that she was under the assumption I was planning to shoot her or some shit. Needless to say, by the end of the year she hated me, and I swear she thought I was a satanist when it was all over.
I called a kid gay, he told the principle. Principle told me I was suspended, sent me home with my friend's dad. [Three of us were suspended] Me and my best friend who went home with the other kids dad came up with a cunning plan. Since we didn't give half a shit about getting suspended [free day off school woot!] we both went home and erased the message from the school saying we were suspended the next day. We then proceeded to make preparations for a great day at the beach [about a 2 mile walk from home/school] got chips and and 2 liter of soda, swim trunks, money etc. These items replaced out books and binders. Then our parents dropped us off at the curb near school, we met up waited for the cars to leave, bragged to a few friend about our awesome plan, another kid decided to come with us. We walked down to the beach wreaking havoc on things along our way, fucked up some Taco Bell soda machines and dumped some trash cans :P Got down to the beach, had a great time fucknig around all day. Then when the time came we began to walk home... Cop rolls up, we thought nothing of it at first since school was essentially out... Turns out my friend who came with us forgot his fucknig lunch bag that morning and his dad freaked when they told him he was suspended, he called the cops and they started a manhunt for him... Me and the other kid were caught in the crossfire and picked up in the police car :/ We got a "talking to" by the police officer in a little room for suspects I suppose. Got home, my friends dad told my mom. She pretended to care a bit, but let me off in the end... Still sucks that I had to go to the police station, though we actually got home faster :P Was all in 8th grade XD... [b]good times[/b]
oh yeah there's this time another classmate jumped on my lap while i was sitting and started pinching me and stuff, so i pushed im off and tried to trip him so he threw me on the floor and started choking me and stopped when a teacher walked by, so i got up when he released me and teacher walked away.. i was so mad i hit my fist on some metal cabinet thing as hard as i could and i think i broke something
I laughed at a joke the teacher said :bang:
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