My friend told me a teacher's real name when I was in the Reception year of school.
I was like "So her real name's Shirley?"
Teacher comes over, tells me off and makes me sit in the corner :sigh:
When I was like 10 I had just learned to make a laser sounds by whistling and humming at the same time and I went up to my teach and made a gun with my hand by sticking out my thumb and pointer and made the sound and I got a week of in school suspension because I threatened my teacher what the fuck.
Punctuation, what's that?
[QUOTE=Nitro-Trucker;18971229]I got in trouble for completing my work
She, my teacher, gave me the assignment
I completed said assignment.
I commenced to chatting with my friend.
The teacher walked by and said 'Mr. Coates... not working again eh?'
I showed her my worksheet, and she pretty much told me to gtf out of her class because i was done before everyone else.[/QUOTE]
this has happened to me
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[QUOTE=Snake31;18973911]Dozed off in class so the teacher asked me a question deliberately, and I snapped out of sleep answering "DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER."[/QUOTE]
snake31 in your icon the person to the left looks exactly like my insane math teacher , EXACTLY
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oh i got a good one , so my friend spilled orange juice by accident then I started blowing on it to move it around (dont ask y it was just fun) and a teacher comes over and says "u cant blow on orange juice" detention . . .
[QUOTE=JJ Webby;18971790]Wow, I have no idea where you guys live but we never get that sort of shit in Britain (as far as I know).
One time in computing me and a few friends were lookinng at random funny pictures the one came on of a policeman walking past a bench with two people having sex on it. The teacher walked past, looked over, laughed then proceeded to walk away.[/QUOTE]
ahaha
I got a timeout in kindergarten for flooding the classroom's sandbox.
A few days before my 16th birthday my mum asked me to make her a coffee so I did and my stupid sister did something that really fucked me off so I pushed her and stormed off to my room. When I closed my bedroom door I slammed it which caused the glass pane to fall out and smash. I got grounded and wasn't allowed to have my 16th birthday party. And on my birthday some lady came over who lived across the road and just stayed over for ages gass bagging to my mum and we were suppose to go to a family friends house for lunch to do something on my birthday. That day really sucked :(
for being too sexy :cool:
shut up
I got in trouble on the bus for having a drink bottle,my bus driver hates me i see kids in 5th 3rd hell even kindergarden have food out yet he bitch about me having a bottle out and me not turning around in my seat i am trying to talk to friends and same thing as the drink thing he bitches at me and only me next he tell me that i'll say fuck you
[QUOTE=GreenDolphin;18972824][B]One time when I was 12 my small black bag (which contained my one and only laptop) was placed next to my table and obstructing the main pathway in the classroom. My geography teacher walked over it from behind me, turned around an then kicked it as hard as he could and then said, "Your laptop was in my way". It got kicked over 5 feet away, luckily it still worked.[/B]
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Oh yeah I remember one time I nicked this other teachers Mars bar without them noticing. It was worth it.[/QUOTE]
Holy fucking shit I would've sued the shit out of her. And also Kicked her in the face. I was a tall twelve-year-old.
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[QUOTE=Detective P;18973433][code]Some kid asked me why I had pictures of my friends on my camera, and if I was going to kill them or something. I said int he most sarcastic way possible "Ya, I'm really going to kill these people."
Next day I'm met witht he police and the principle. I'm scared shitless, have no clue what I did. They tell me about the kid telling his mom who called the school.
Being the good little boy I am (straight As, never a detention, suspension, nothing. A prefect letter, pretty much) I let them know everyhting they ask and explaint hat it was sarcasm. They proceed to go through my book bag and look at my stuff. The copy of "The Essential Karl Marx" and various doodles of Hind-D helicopters and Abrams tanks and such in one of my journals seem to make them curious. They ask me why I was taking pictures in school, I said the truth. Some of the pictures were of the school itself, like walls and rooms and such. I was planning on making a map based lightly around the school in Hammer, and using some of the design elements and actual materials as textures.
Apparently because GMod had guns in it, and I was a communist, and I had doodles of military vehicles, AND I had said that statement, I was now a suspected terrorist. Wanting to be as helpful as I could and just let them know whatever so they would sooner see this as a big misunderstanding and let me go on to my normal life, they ask me if there was anything else "Bad" about me and I told them.
I knew how to make basic napalm, which I had primarily learned from Youtube, but which the ingredients were told to the whole class by my History teacher (I didn't tell them that- he's the best teacher in the school and was already on thin ice for his teaching style and issues the last year). I was highly depressed several months before and minorly at that time. I was a Marxist who believed in peaceful reform.
They also interrogated my best friend. He told them less than I told them. Most of this was without an adult or attorney present. When my mother eventually got there after the questioning, they told her I was there because I "Had threatened to kill another student and seems to possibly be attempting to commit acts of terrorism against the school with aid of video games." What a load of bull.
Apparently this was enough for them to decide they wanted to search my home, and that I needed to see a psychologist. I was suspended for 10 days (which will be wiped off my record when I graduate) and was told that I would not be allowed to return until I saw a psychologist/therapist/councilor, etc.
At my house, they didn't find much besides my "Concerning amount of nazi images" (which is bollocks- I do have alot of Nazi walls, but in proportion to my Communist and miscellaneous other walls, they are a small percent) on my computer, my stash of hentai (which I only had temporarily and was going to be gone by the end of the week anyhow. It's not my thing), and a concerning interest in "9/11". The guy got this from one thing- I had a book report from Fahrenheit 451, which we were required to read, on my desk, which he mistook for Fahrenheit 9/11, which he obviously had no clue about.
For God's sake, I have the fucking Declaration of Independence on my wall and an American flag hanging up in my room.
Anyhow, after two psychologists, who both said I was fine, and my suspension, which was unfortunately during exam time, so I had to come in and sit in a room by myself to take the exams anyhow, I was allowed to return to school with my reputation tarnished, my record ruined, and my actions well monitored.
Also, I got a cool lawyer, who was a bad ass, and we almost sued for emotional distress, lost work time, questioning a minor without the presence of a representative adult, and false accusations. The only reason we didn't was because legally, I should have been expelled, but the principle, the one accusing me, was able to save my ass form the school board. I now jokingly have a reputation for being the scary kid who's gonna blow everyhting up. Everyone knows I'm not going to, but it's sticking and ain't going away soon.
So children,t he moral of this story is, DON'T BE SARCASTIC, EVEN IF IT'S CLEARLY SO. ALWAYS PLEAD THE FIFTH. DO NOT HELP THE POLICE QUESTIONING YOU, ONLY ANSWER QUESTIONS IF DIRECTLY ASKED, AND REFUSE TO ANSWER ANYTHING IF YOU POSSIBLY CAN. AND MAKE THEM GET A WARRANT.
[B]tl;dr[/B]
I got in trouble for sarcasm and I dug myself deeper by being helpful to the police in attempting to clear my name by being honest. Because of the dimwittedness and assumptions of the police and principle, I was suspended and have a less than flattering reputation now.[/code][/QUOTE]
No the moral of the story is that you need to make your sarcasm clear to little bits of grass. Fucking pussies talking to their parents.
Meant to be said in James Adam's accent.
I broke off a car's side mirror by accident.
Touching my teachers desk. Just putting my hand on it to stop me from falling over, the teacher asked me to take my hand off his desk, I did and I fell over. Instant GTFO.
Smoking weed. (parents)
[QUOTE=Clever-Balls;18969223]
History teacher: The nazi's made the swastika, the-
Me: No they didn't?
History teacher: Don't talk back, the nazi's made the swastika
Me: But they didn't, it's a very old symbol predating naz-
History teacher: [B]Are you talking back?[/B]
Me: But you're wron-
History teacher: I'm the teacher here! Now if you don't shush for the rest of the lesson i'm going to give you a detention.
Me: But you're wrong, the nazi's didn't make the swastika, they adopted it in the early nineteen hundreds.
History teacher: Right, get out and come see me after class
I came back and he started calling me a nazi worshiper and a comunist. Don't argue with history teachers :colbert:[/QUOTE]
Last day of school we stuck a biiig swastica sticker on the teachers laptop.......
Making fun of the teacher in class is not smart. That much I've found out :v:.
lol, throughout the last year of school me and my friends would randomly bring in screwdrivers and dismantle random light switches and plug sockets when nobody was looking. 1 of my mates got caught and got accused of trying to kill a first year (year 7) by dismantling a light switch so that the cabling was exposed. The last day was the worst, the same thing was done but pretty much all over the school and we all managed to ditch the evidence in a bush down the street, we also took off the majority of locker doors and either bent them in half or ran away with them...
Hitting the table really hard with my hand during lunch.
It was in kindergarten
Got in trouble on the first day of Spanish because the only Spanish word I could think of that I knew was burrito.
"Stop looking at my boobs."
"Well where the hell am I supposed to look, it's taking up half of my eye-view."
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I also have this urge to shout out [B]HEIL HITLER[/B] at my German teacher, but I barely hold out.
Singing "God Bless my Penis" (to the tune of God Bless America) in 1st grade.
In the 3rd grade, a kid threw a cookie across a table I was sitting at during lunch and walked off. Some teacher threw a wet towel on the table and told me to clean up because she thought I did it, I couldn't even tell she was talking to me, I just walked off after finishing my lunch. The next day, she get's all pissed off and makes my entire class clean the lunch room. The principle was a total asshole and my parents ended up giving the school a lot of shit for various reason that I don't feel like listing. I ended up to a different school next year. It was further from home but it was a lot better.
Once, our whole science class was supposed to do a mock paper but this guy hid them so that the teacher wouldn't find them and we'd get away with it. The next day our teacher goes batshit on us for it and says that if the person who did it doesn't own up by the end of the day then everyone gets detention. So we go up to the guy who did it (also a friend of mine) and tell him that he either owns up or we'll grass him up. He goes and owns up for it. Me, and about three other people who told him to own up all got a hours detention after school, a good yelling at by the deputy head and a lecture on how we could have gotten expelled and how all of our grades would drop by two for not doing the mock blah blah.
Two weeks later after the real tests our class had done the best in the schools entire history. I smiled at the deputy head everytime I saw him after that.
I once got in trouble for walking 5 feet away from someone who [b]did[/b] get in trouble. I looked at what they did, and it was funny, so I laughed, and the teacher thought I was with them.
I got in trouble at school for going to the upper level of the gym with my friend and jogging instead of standing around at the bottom doing no exercise like the class usually does. The upper level isn't off limits because it's in plain sight from the bottom level and the people who don't dress go up there.
Jacking off and jizzing all over the teachers face. Then I took a dump on her hampster while dancing to Swedish Techno with my balls in her mouth. :smug:
[QUOTE=evilbla;18997972]Jacking off and jizzing all over the teachers face. Then I took a dump on her hampster while dancing to Swedish Techno with my balls in her mouth. :smug:[/QUOTE]
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Uhh most recent a killed called me a Jap so I punched him in the face and a campo saw and sent me to the office without listening to my side.
Worst was probably being blamed for lighting a firework at school that set a class room on fire. I didn't do it though. :(
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I wish there was a "liar" rating.
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Wow a lot of you kids got it easy. In kindergarten someone kicked the ball over the fence. At my school the play ground towards the front then next to the playground was the walkway and that went down the front of the school and a little passage (not like mystery shit just where the walkway was between like bushes and the playground idk I was four at the time.) that lead to the parking lot/bus pickup. Anyway, the ball landed just at the end of the passage and I walked over to get it, not thinking much at the time since I was four. I got the ball, walked back, and the teacher started yelling at me saying I was trying to leave the school and that it was just not ok. I got sent to the principle. In school detention bullshit. Not much if you think about it, but keep in mind I was in KINDERGARTEN.
[QUOTE=Ze Wolf E;18997885]Sneezing.[/QUOTE]
This happened to me in 5th grade, it was the lamest shit ever. My teacher was an old cranky bitch that was in her 70s or so. I sneezed regularly to me and my friends, but to my teacher she's never known anyone to sneeze and be loud while sneezing, but to an extent at least. Even sometimes I used to sneeze and my chair would tip back a little. I have a really shitty allergy issue, nasal leakage, like when you hock/cough up your own spit and stuff. I had that really bad.
Then, another time with the same teacher I was sitting with my friends at my desk at snack(they're allowed to move) and she's never mention anything about how many people can be at your desk during snack. My friends and I were just joking and such and she said I was in trouble for having to many people around my desk so I yelled 'WHAT!?' because she's really fucking aggravating in all seriousness, she used to get my friends in trouble for stupid shit too. Back too what happened, well I was suspended for 'yelling/disrespect/harassment' against a teacher.
:U
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