What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
[sp]A Canoe Tips[/sp]
:haw:
But seriously, I love Jews.
[QUOTE=Dan2593;16482740]Harrison Ford is jewish? Shit where do I sign up?[/QUOTE]
His mother is a jew which by jew rules makes him one. Also Colbert is 100% Catholic.
Fuck I don't know how everyone missed Borat.
Is the OP's main post just about judaists? Are we supposed to talk about them or something? Although I have nothing against jews whats the subject?
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We also invented Natalie Portman.
[img]http://blogs.babble.com/famecrawler/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/is-natalie-portman-dead-natalie-portman-death.jpg[/img]
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I love the Jews.
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Fuck I don't know how everyone missed Borat.[/QUOTE]
Oh I forgot he was jewish.
The Beastie Boys at the Garden cold kickin' it live
You haven't even bitched about how the drivers suck ass, kosher food sucks ass, and angry arabs throwing rocks at your car from the side of the highway sucks ass.
Also everything is in military time and the metric system, it sucks ass.
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;16482927]You haven't even bitched about how the drivers suck ass, kosher food sucks ass, and angry arabs throwing rocks at your car from the side of the highway sucks ass.
Also everything is in military time and the metric system, it sucks ass.[/QUOTE]
not to mention how they smell!~ oh ho ho ho hoho
no, i'm just kidding
[QUOTE=TH89;16480345]We also invented Natalie Portman.
[img]http://blogs.babble.com/famecrawler/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/is-natalie-portman-dead-natalie-portman-death.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
brb converting to Judaism
TH89 but.
wat.
Israeli streets do smell like 2000 year old shit, but that's because there is 2000 year old shit there.
[QUOTE=TH89;16480345]
A lot of Jews aren't really religious but they say they're Jews anyway so they can seem like a minority, like me. [/QUOTE]
This is something I really don't get. Why do people call themselves jews if they're not religious?
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[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;16483033]brb converting to Judaism[/QUOTE]
I'm with you there.
He's getting 0.7 informatives per second :v:
Heil Hynkel
why does everyone hate jews they're wonderful
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;16483033]brb converting to Judaism[/QUOTE]
Can I bum a ride?
My Grandma is Jewish, so I am a jew.
[QUOTE=radioactive;16483230]My Grandma is Jewish, so I am a jew.[/QUOTE]
On your mother's side?
Captain Kirk is a Jew.
[img]http://guesswhosjewish.com/William_Shatner.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;16483248]On your mother's side?[/QUOTE]
Yes, lucky guess.
I don't like jews in the morning
[QUOTE=radioactive;16483396]Yes, lucky guess.[/QUOTE]
You wouldn't be a jew if it wasn't on your mother's side.
Does anyone remember that model for gmod that was a juice carton but instead of juice it said jews and had a jew on the side? Can someone give me a link?
What is the Ph level of An Acidic Jew?
-14
5 and Goldmine
[QUOTE=Gurant;16483450]I don't like jews in the morning[/QUOTE]
I like a glass of freshly squeezed jews in the morning.
[QUOTE=sp00k!v2;16483849]I like a glass of freshly squeezed jews in the morning.[/QUOTE]
Freshly squeezed orange jews :eng101:
i'ms a dirvty joo and I'vr approveed of vis ghread
[QUOTE=Bubbaluke;16480434]You know, most ethnicities have some sort of benefit... black people have big dicks, asians are smart...
What's good about being jewish?[/QUOTE]
Good sense of economics? :confused:
[QUOTE=Wolf_Marine;16482606]So many idiots thinking that Jew is a race. Its not a race its a god damn religion you pile of dumbbells.
Also, what Jews made possible for us.
[img]http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film2/DVDReviews33/a%20The%20Three%20Stooges%20Collection/poster.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
ya the whole Semitic race thing was a liberal conspiracy for some stupid shit or something i don't know nobody listens to anything you say
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