Parents use CD to get files off my computer bypassing password
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I hide my porn in /var/www like a man
something I used to do back when my parents actually cared ( >.>) When you opened them up in Window Media Player/VLC/Quicktime/etc. go to Save As. Then select the file type and save it as a .txt That way you can have a nice file that dosent look suspicious at all. and when your parents open it... 1) it will take freaking forever to open in notepad, 2) they will see tons of random characters and wont be able to read any of it because its a video file and not a txt file. I used to have porn sitting on my parents computer's desktop just to annoy him and see if he could figure it out. The worst he did was just delete it.
[QUOTE=ProWaffle;21538851]Hide it in a game folder, encrypt it, name it something that isn't suspicious.[/QUOTE]
I threw my porn in the HL2: Lost coast folder, hidden in Media. :q:
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[QUOTE=robowurmz;21540598]Download the 42.zip zip bomb and call it "Pornstash.zip" or something. Then, give it to your parents, and when they try to open it their computer will freeze entirely.
It's 4.2 Petabytes of null data compressed into 42kb. Devious.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=SeveredSkull;21546245]The worst he did was just delete it.[/QUOTE]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TAKE ANYTHING, BUT NOT THE PORN!!!!
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you guys should go work with Government Protection agencies...all your encryption and shit just so your mother doesnt see porn.
You never know, your parents could just go "at least he's not gay"
[QUOTE=robowurmz;21540598]Download the 42.zip zip bomb and call it "Pornstash.zip" or something. Then, give it to your parents, and when they try to open it their computer will freeze entirely.
It's 4.2 Petabytes of null data compressed into 42kb. Devious.[/QUOTE]
4.2 Petabytes?! I stood up when I saw that holy shit.
[QUOTE=darth-veger;21571722][img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_a3ZWSDMT22k/StHyqfKlPDI/AAAAAAAAEcQ/4h1zXzzG_rM/s400/How+Large+Is+a+Petabyte%3F+-+Petabyte+-+Gizmodo.jpg[/img]
ow shit[/QUOTE]
How many libraries of congress is that?
If you don't want them to find your porn, rename them random names, and change their extension to a .txt
I recommend just putting all your porn in a rar, and then renaming the rar.'s extension a .txt.
Change it back to rar when wanting to view the pictures.
[QUOTE=Karmah;21573414]If you don't want them to find your porn, rename them random names, and change their extension to a .txt
I recommend just putting all your porn in a rar, and then renaming the rar.'s extension a .txt.
Change it back to rar when wanting to view the pictures.[/QUOTE]
I said that already... good job.
[QUOTE=SeveredSkull;21573583]I said that already... good job.[/QUOTE]
Others said before you.. good job thinking you discovered cure to cancer
compress all your porn into a picture of your sister
offer no explanation when your parents question an 8 GB picture of your sister.
[QUOTE=Red_Eyes;21573730]Others said before you.. good job thinking you discovered cure to cancer[/QUOTE]
I cured cancer!?!? AWESOME!
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;21571938]How many libraries of congress is that?[/QUOTE]
It's both funny and scary that the Library of Congress is a unit now. That's a shitload of data.
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;21573793]compress all your porn into a picture of your sister
offer no explanation when your parents question an 8 GB picture of your sister.[/QUOTE]
Apologies for sounding like a noob, but how do you compress pictures... into pictures?
[QUOTE=robowurmz;21540598]Download the 42.zip zip bomb and call it "Pornstash.zip" or something. Then, give it to your parents, and when they try to open it their computer will freeze entirely.
It's 4.2 Petabytes of null data compressed into 42kb. Devious.[/QUOTE]
[URL="http://www.unforgettable.dk/"]is this what you wanted?[/URL]
Little late, but thanks guys. I've installed true crypt on my system.
In OP I said it was "encrypted" by using a windows user password, you know the one when you log off.
Also, they found the porn from the pictures of webpages I visited and burned all to a CD. They took every single picture my browser downloaded and somehow put it on a CD. All the porn in there was from the "Hot girls" thread.
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