• WAYT - La Terreur Chauve Gondola
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[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;49549397]this isn't going to help the whole "hahaha hoboman is gay" thing i was complaining about, you know?[/QUOTE] It will help me though :weeb:
its like 3 am and im having one of those days all ofa sudden :( does anyone wanna talk to me about why my life sucks or why i have no reason to be depressed because i work blah blah blah?
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;49549399]how do you know if your car is pregnant[/QUOTE] [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzR531yfPyI[/media] ?
[QUOTE=Havolis;49549383]Why do I suck so much at math and why is math so hard, I'm getting nothing but bad grades[/QUOTE] do your best and if its not enough, talk to the teacher needlessly stressing out is unhealthy, especially about the chapter of your life you're probably going to spend the next 5 years trying to forget
[img]http://puu.sh/myR9E/1da9ed5de6.jpg[/img] good game no life
I love math.
I can feel the seat on my back, holding the steering wheel and resting lightly on me. After what I'm sure must have been eternity for you, I stretch my tongue over the side of the wheel and draw it upwards, and I receive a sigh from you in return. Your moan is sensual and mechanical. I don't feel so much like I'm in a car speeding down the highway. I am alone with your body, fixated on your experience. I live for your sighs, like this, and I realize my left hand is gripping the door handle tightly. Your wheels are gripping the road in the same way, hungry for more and excited by the location of our naughty adventure, not to mention my tongue arching over the most sensitive part of your body. My thoughts do not wander- my mind is swirling with veins, and throbbing, and licking; I can feel my dick swelling between my leg and the dashboard. As I run a finger down to the base of your radio and down to your shifter, I feel your gears clench and relax. I put my mouth over the head of your shifter and run my tongue over it, back and forth. I sense your increasing excitement and add suction to my motions, rubbing the edges and inside of my lips against the leather, twisting my head a little. And then, with no warning, I remove my mouth entirely to look up at the window. A string of saliva pulls from the tip to my mouth and then falls to my chin. My hair is falling in my eyes but I don't care. You turn on your radio to speak, but my mouth was open before yours, and I fill it with you, pushing all of the way back and practically into my throat. My eyes are watering with the effort, but I don't gag and I wrap my tongue and then lips around you and slowly drag them back up. I know what your expression is without seeing it, and I'm not sure how you can continue driving so perfectly. Your transmission trembles, and I close my eyes, going back down. The grip brushes the back of my tongue again, and I gag slightly. My head is moving back up again, my tongue flicking back and forth across the shaft and then the head as I slowly angle my head to back to see out of the windshield. You won't look away from the road, because if you do, you're sure to forget its presence. I swirl my tongue around a little more, and your gears clench. You manage to choke out a roar from your engine. "Stop," I imagine hearing you say. I don't stop.
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;49549410]I love math.[/QUOTE] I love math rock.
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;49549407]do your best and if its not enough, talk to the teacher needlessly stressing out is unhealthy, especially about the chapter of your life you're probably going to spend the next 5 years trying to forget[/QUOTE] Why do you think the legal age for drinking is 18 here?
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;49549399]how do you know if your car is pregnant[/QUOTE] check the oil
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;49549410]I love math.[/QUOTE] you should help out jerks like us who dont [editline]17th January 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Novangel;49549414]Why do you think the legal age for drinking is 18 here?[/QUOTE] there is no legal age for weed dawg [img]http://i.imgur.com/OPcInDz.jpg[/img] [editline]17th January 2016[/editline] except in colorado and oregon where the legal age is 21
Are you sure you're not Idubbbz bald brother?
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;49549419]you should help out jerks like us who dont [editline]17th January 2016[/editline] there is no legal age for weed dawg [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/OPcInDz.jpg[/IMG] [editline]17th January 2016[/editline] except in colorado and oregon where the legal age is 21[/QUOTE] and WA
[QUOTE=Wingz;49549411]I don't stop.[/QUOTE] wait youre the guy who fucked my car
[url]http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=math[/url]
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;49549428]wait youre the guy who fucked my car[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/5gJOjJm.png[/img]
we have gone too deep, eject
Guys, i was playing SSBB right now until i hear some weird soft sounding voice say something to me. Note that i had my gaming headset on btw. [editline]17th January 2016[/editline] I think it was the Pokemon that popped out of the Pokeball that was talking or something.
Good morning people, I noticed WAYT was all over the Ticker and I could not help passing by.
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;49549430][url]http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=math[/url][/QUOTE] I agree with the whole following instructions thing for basic math and cooking. But once you get to advanced cooking and math, for some of us its pretty overwhelming and we don't want to bother dedicating time to something that we aren't interested in.
[QUOTE=DaWhatTheFox;49549441]Good morning people, I noticed WAYT was all over the Ticker and I could not help passing by.[/QUOTE] we're only most of it
[QUOTE=DaWhatTheFox;49549441]Good morning people, I noticed WAYT was all over the Ticker and I could not help passing by.[/QUOTE] Heyyy man good morning
[QUOTE=Mr.Brown;49549448]Heyyy man good morning[/QUOTE] [t]http://i.imgur.com/M5NrMyW.jpg[/t] i i should go to bed
also for any DRAGONS DOGMA people you can add me to use my pawn for free level 30-or-so mage healer
Funny thing is i'm gonna try to learn about Pre-Algebra in a few days :v:
[url]http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=learn_to_cook_moron[/url] this is the best also i kno u guys might find it hard to believe but i have to sleep yea i want to kms too mfw no infinite energy bye fams [img]http://i.imgur.com/NlG9Eur.png[/img] pills if ur reading this stop posting i must retain the crown
we're gonna anime so hard while you're gone
[QUOTE=EmilyVasquez;49549435]Guys, i was playing SSBB right now until i hear some weird soft sounding voice say something to me. Note that i had my gaming headset on btw. [editline]17th January 2016[/editline] I think it was the Pokemon that popped out of the Pokeball that was talking or something.[/QUOTE] It's Taboo :ohno:
[QUOTE=Wingz;49549461][url]http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=learn_to_cook_moron[/url] this is the best also i kno u guys might find it hard to believe but i have to sleep yea i want to kms too mfw no infinite energy bye fams [img]http://i.imgur.com/NlG9Eur.png[/img] pills if ur reading this stop posting i must retain the crown[/QUOTE] Jokes on you, i already have the crown.
change the sheets before i get back night jerks
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