I don't wear skinny jeans because I'm a man. I wear regular jeans built for heavy-duty construction.
i wear nothing :smug:
When I wear jeans, I don't want them to feel like a second layer of skin. Plus, I'd rather not have my voice go up an octave because my balls are having the life squeezed from them.
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nom chicken burger[/QUOTE]
dam now im hungry
I'd rather not cut off my damn blood circulation with a pair of trousers
Skinny jeans are comfortable as heck though..?
[QUOTE=Adnap;49552589]Skinny jeans are comfortable as heck though..?[/QUOTE]
:ohno:
i got strech jeans recently and its skinny jeans looks but very comfortable i love them
[QUOTE=esk0;49552573]i wear nothing :smug:[/QUOTE]
somebody call the cops
I've got one slim pair of jeans
my junk gets so swampy in them i dont wear them much
[QUOTE=KillRay;49552593]i got strech jeans recently and its skinny jeans looks but very comfortable i love them[/QUOTE]
are they even jeans at that point
give me some chicks to eat, tia
[QUOTE=Adnap;49552601]are they even jeans at that point[/QUOTE]
no idea. but you cant really tell without touching them. just look like jeans
[video=youtube;u4srWvLXZRw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4srWvLXZRw[/video]
this makes me want to go and buy a full carton
[QUOTE=Svinnik;49552609][video=youtube;u4srWvLXZRw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4srWvLXZRw[/video]
this makes me want to go and buy a full carton[/QUOTE]
This makes me want to start smoking.
[QUOTE=ZnT00;49552605]give me some chicks to eat, tia[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Svinnik;49552609][video=youtube;u4srWvLXZRw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4srWvLXZRw[/video]
this makes me want to go and buy a full carton[/QUOTE]
When i was actually quitting these commercials made it so hard to commit
i wish cigarettes didnt exist
maybe then less of my family would be in bad health [sp]and some of them wouldn't be dead right now[/sp]
seriously i eventually did quit smoking but these fucking commercials did NOT help
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;49552598]I've got one slim pair of jeans
[B]my junk[/B] gets so[B] swampy[/B] in them i dont wear them much[/QUOTE]
:vomit:
I'm on lunch now, whassap everyone!?
I'm probably gonna pick up a snack at Giant Eagle on the way home, since my lil bro ate every last god damn thing.
[QUOTE=robotman5;49552627]:vomit:[/QUOTE]
when you get a weird grime between your dick and your balls
enough is enough
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no they gotta b alive
How the fuck do you people enjoy wearing skinny jeans that shit fucking turns my balls into pancakes
[QUOTE=ZnT00;49552642]no they gotta b alive[/QUOTE]
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