[QUOTE=esk0;49559672]today i learned that it makes me weird to think that looking up where people live because they were listed as a customer is creepy[/QUOTE]
this sentence was a nightmare to my cognition
idk if i'm tripping balls or not idk
which one is birds and which one is bees
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49559690]which one is birds and which one is bees[/QUOTE]
Bee has a stinger
Bird has annoying chirping noises that dont stfu and shit everywhere and bite you randomly
wait do birds fuck bees
[editline]18th January 2016[/editline]
wait someone please actually explain the birds and the bees to me
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;49559701]wait do birds fuck bees
[editline]18th January 2016[/editline]
wait someone please actually explain the birds and the bees to me[/QUOTE]
bees fuck the birds
its hip to fuck bees
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;49559701]wait do birds fuck bees
[editline]18th January 2016[/editline]
wait someone please actually explain the birds and the bees to me[/QUOTE]
Wtf no
what
:huh:
[QUOTE=Otterman;49559715]what
:huh:[/QUOTE]
WHO ARE YOU
oh i get it
like that time when wings fucked my car on page 15
[QUOTE=Wingz;49549411]I can feel the seat on my back, holding the steering wheel and resting lightly on me. After what I'm sure must have been eternity for you, I stretch my tongue over the side of the wheel and draw it upwards, and I receive a sigh from you in return. Your moan is sensual and mechanical. I don't feel so much like I'm in a car speeding down the highway. I am alone with your body, fixated on your experience. I live for your sighs, like this, and I realize my left hand is gripping the door handle tightly. Your wheels are gripping the road in the same way, hungry for more and excited by the location of our naughty adventure, not to mention my tongue arching over the most sensitive part of your body. My thoughts do not wander- my mind is swirling with veins, and throbbing, and licking; I can feel my dick swelling between my leg and the dashboard. As I run a finger down to the base of your radio and down to your shifter, I feel your gears clench and relax.
I put my mouth over the head of your shifter and run my tongue over it, back and forth. I sense your increasing excitement and add suction to my motions, rubbing the edges and inside of my lips against the leather, twisting my head a little.
And then, with no warning, I remove my mouth entirely to look up at the window. A string of saliva pulls from the tip to my mouth and then falls to my chin. My hair is falling in my eyes but I don't care. You turn on your radio to speak, but my mouth was open before yours, and I fill it with you, pushing all of the way back and practically into my throat. My eyes are watering with the effort, but I don't gag and I wrap my tongue and then lips around you and slowly drag them back up. I know what your expression is without seeing it, and I'm not sure how you can continue driving so perfectly. Your transmission trembles, and I close my eyes, going back down. The grip brushes the back of my tongue again, and I gag slightly. My head is moving back up again, my tongue flicking back and forth across the shaft and then the head as I slowly angle my head to back to see out of the windshield. You won't look away from the road, because if you do, you're sure to forget its presence.
I swirl my tongue around a little more, and your gears clench. You manage to choke out a roar from your engine.
"Stop," I imagine hearing you say.
I don't stop.[/QUOTE]
aAAHH NO STOP
wingz needs to write a steamy romance novel
Rem3mber kids always put a glove on your cock
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;49559722]oh i get it
like that time when wings fucked my car on page 15[/QUOTE]
What the fuck
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;49559722]oh i get it
like that time when wings fucked my car on page 15[/QUOTE]
:scream: :scream: :scream: :scream: :scream: :scream: :scream: :scream: :scream: :scream: :scream:
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;49559722]oh i get it
like that time when wings fucked my car on page 15[/QUOTE]
Wings needs to get a literary agent
:wideeye:
wingz needs a doctor
wingz proofread my essay and got me a passing score on it :cool:
[QUOTE=Adnap;49559747]wingz needs a doctor[/QUOTE]
sup
[QUOTE=Adnap;49559747]wingz needs a doctor[/QUOTE]
No he needs a legal representative
Carphilia was outlawed in 1468
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;49559750]sup[/QUOTE]
doctor dick, I mean
[QUOTE=Zombie_2371;49559757]No he needs a legal representative
Carphilia was outlawed in 1468[/QUOTE]
columbus hadn't even landed in cuba in 1468 you donut
In 1882 thomas eddison created the i7 processor
Jealous, tesla created a tesla coil and killed eddison
[QUOTE=Adnap;49559764]doctor dick, I mean[/QUOTE]
You rang?
[QUOTE=gaminji;49559765]america wasn't even discovered in 1468 you donut[/QUOTE]
that's how important the law is
[QUOTE=gaminji;49559765]america wasn't even discovered in 1468 you donut[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Adnap;49559747]wingz needs a doctor[/QUOTE]
take
it
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