• What to do on a 6 hour plane ride
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Fap til you start to chaff.
I had 3 hour flight. It was 2 AM. Everyone was sleeping except me. I started hitting head againt fron seat, Then I wanted to check how long left to fly. so I standed up and started to look for people watches to see what time it is. QUite amazingly while looking for time time just flied by. It appread that I was sneaking for time for 1 hour. When I saw time plane started to land.
It was weird on my flight to America, when I stood up after everyone had closed their window covers to see EVERYONE asleep. The stewardesses were behind their curtain, and I got up and patrolled the plane, seemingly trapped in a vortex from which time does not extend it's grasp. I scanned around the area and checked out what people were doing before they were asleep... What they were watching. It was really, really surreal.
Say from the beggining to the end of the flight "HOLLY S***", and when you go to the bathroom say "clear for landing". Don´t laught it´s not funny. My true advise is read a book, music is an good alternetive to. Or just enter in the plane with an mp3 and say loud and clear: "Say hello to my little friend!"
Bring portable speakers, play black metal as loud as you can and then stand in the isle headbanging
Get yourself a nice pair of muscles by lifting some heavy object. Or masturbating.
[QUOTE=VeryNiceGuy;24333547]Scream, "EVERYONE ON THE FLOOR - THIS IS A HIJACKING - ALLAHU ACKHBAR" and record the results and post it here.[/QUOTE]
put on a turban and wear too much spray tan. see how long it is before you're "randomly selected" for advanced screening.
take chloroform enough for 8 hours sleep.
Jetblue provides movies, watch them.
Ur mom.
[QUOTE=angelangel;24333920]Give fapping in the lavatory a try, unless they made it a law recently to put cameras in the toilets then [b]you're fucked.[/b][/QUOTE] Which isn't always a bad thing.. :smug:
I usually just watch a movie
A better idea, enter in the plane with a bomb, it´s an positive idea because the cops would arrive in scene at least in 15 minuts and you don´t need to make that 6 hours flight, but the negative point is that you would be arrested, and go to Guatanamo. just saying!xD Don´t do this!!!!! Just watch a movie or read o book.
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