Ask someone who is paralyzed from the waist down anything!
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[QUOTE=nightfield;30981299]You feel a buzzing in your brain, but with your dick, you don't feel anything really. You still get that high feeling.[/QUOTE]
-snip-, I'm stupid and should pay more attention.
Will your tale of overcoming your disability warm the hearts of audiences around the world?
[QUOTE=nightfield;30981010]T-9 through T-12 were the ones that were injured. I had adaptive surgery in order to be able to go to the bathroom, mostly using a J-Pouch Coloanal Anastomosis. I play videogames and I am studying Computer Engineering at Iowa State. I would not want my legs cut off. Never had sex but girls fucking love to sit on me; they think I'm harmless (They don't realize I'm gonna rape them)[/QUOTE]
hhaha
[QUOTE=LCBADs;30981349]Will your tale of overcoming your disability warm the hearts of audiences around the world?[/QUOTE]
I was thinking my tale of raping and murdering atleast 15 females would strike fear into the hearts of wheelchair loving whores nationwide.
[QUOTE=nightfield;30981366]I was thinking my tale of raping and murdering atleast 15 females would strike fear into the hearts of wheelchair loving whores nationwide.[/QUOTE]
I have a sister. Want to make it 16?
[editline]8th July 2011[/editline]
I'm here for you man.
[QUOTE=Aries;30981389]I have a sister. Want to make it 16?[/QUOTE]
Is she hot? I have standards, you know.
Any chance of healing, no matter how slow?
Do you have a power wheelchair? Have you rigged it up to be able to go 55 MPH or more?
[QUOTE=nightfield;30981407]Is she hot? I have standards, you know.[/QUOTE]
Nevermind then.
Do you and a bunch of other wheel-chair bound individuals ever form together to make a gang of some sort?
[QUOTE=lavacano;30981413]Do you have a power wheelchair? Have you rigged it up to be able to go 55 MPH or more?[/QUOTE]
No, I have two GUNS attatched to each of my shoulders that give my wheelchair about 500 MANpower. I also had flames painted on the side.
[editline]7th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=nightfield;30981427]No, I have two GUNS attatched to each of my shoulders that give my wheelchair about 500 MANpower. I also had flames painted on the side.[/QUOTE] Me and a bunch of other guys are in a wheelchair gang. We regularly rape torture and murder unsuspecting females.
You make me feel guilty for sitting at my computer all day.
Do you live on your own?
[QUOTE=nightfield;30981427]No, I have two GUNS attatched to each of my shoulders that give my wheelchair about 500 MANpower. I also had flames painted on the side.
[editline]7th July 2011[/editline]
Me and a bunch of other guys are in a wheelchair gang. We regularly rape torture and murder unsuspecting females.[/QUOTE]
So you guys are like the wheelchair version of Hell's Angels?
-woops-
Hey nick, It's been awhile since I've seen you. Glad to see your still kicking, I still remember that snowy night very well.
[QUOTE=facepuke;30981500]Hey nick, It's been awhile since I've seen you. Glad to see your still kicking, I still remember that snowy night very well.[/QUOTE]
Everything except for still kicking it. I can't kick very well. I stay at my mothers home when I'm not in college, so I'm never alone. I can live independently fine though. We're way worse than the Hell's Angels.
Is your avatar you?
[QUOTE=Shoupie;30981519]Is your avatar you?[/QUOTE]
I wish. That's Edward Norton in the movie "Fight Club"
[QUOTE=nightfield;30981505]Everything except for still kicking it. I can't kick very well. I stay at my mothers home when I'm not in college, so I'm never alone. I can live independently fine though. We're way worse than the Hell's Angels.[/QUOTE]
So you're like..[i]worse[/i] than Hell?
You know, if OP said "I got paralyzed, hand me money, but I only have paypal!!" bet you 3/4 FPers would give money
[QUOTE=t0cketty;30981584]You know, if OP said "I got paralyzed, hand me money, but I only have paypal!!" bet you 3/4 FPers would give money[/QUOTE]
My grand parents are loaded. I have no need for money.
do you beat your legs with a hammer for shits n giggles ever?
[QUOTE=SeverePapercut;30981598]do you beat your legs with a hammer for shits n giggles ever?[/QUOTE] Seriously , Don't be a dick.
[QUOTE=SeverePapercut;30981598]do you beat your legs with a hammer for shits n giggles ever?[/QUOTE]
No, I don't want to risk breaking something and not being able to feeling it. I would be at risk for a nasty infection. Also, Facepuke (David), It's alright. I enjoy questions like that. You just gotta lighten up and make the best of your situation.
is this the way to country kitchen buffet?
[QUOTE=nightfield;30981606]No, I don't want to risk breaking something and not being able to feeling it. I would be at risk for a nasty infection. Also, Facepuke (David), It's alright. I enjoy questions like that. You just gotta lighten up and make the best of your situation.[/QUOTE]
Do you go food shopping for your self or does someone do it for you
Aren't you a quadriplegic, not paralysed?
[QUOTE=Sir Spicy Buns;30981627]Do you go food shopping for your self or does someone do it for you[/QUOTE]
Sometimes I do it, sometimes not. These are some boring questions. How about some cool questions like "If you could be a paralyzed crimefighter what would you do?"
[editline]7th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Hana-San;30981644]Aren't you a quadriplegic, not paralysed?[/QUOTE]
I honestly think quadriplegic is a dumb term. Paralysed is so much easier to remember.
[QUOTE=nightfield;30981646]Sometimes I do it, sometimes not. These are some boring questions. How about some cool questions like "If you could be a paralyzed crimefighter what would you do?"
[editline]7th July 2011[/editline]
I honestly think quadriplegic is a dumb term. Paralysed is so much easier to remember.[/QUOTE]
Have you fought anyone before
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