Ask someone who is paralyzed from the waist down anything!
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Do you get laid more?
[QUOTE=nightfield;30984314]Doing a joke like that is pretty funny, but it's hard to do. It's like trying to stand with a trillion tons of weight on your legs, you just can't do it. I can still have (limited) sex, but it's really lost it's luster. I miss it, sure, but shit happens. Some people don't understand why I couldn't just balance my body on my legs. It's like trying to stand on nothing.[/QUOTE]
And you're still getting more ass and titties than me. I gotta rethink my gameplan
how do you shower? in your dreams, do you perceive yourself as being able to walk, or are you in your wheel chair most of the time?
I get laid by girls, they think it's exotic and what not. Too bad they don't realize I'm infecting them with paralyzia.
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[QUOTE=Orckrast;30984518]how do you shower? in your dreams, do you perceive yourself as being able to walk, or are you in your wheel chair most of the time?[/QUOTE]
I lift myself into the tub and sit while I shower. I dream of being able to walk mostly.
do you sit to pee too or is there some sort of magic happening there?
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;30984599]do you sit to pee too or is there some sort of magic happening there?[/QUOTE]
Even though you're the fourth person to ask, I use something similar to a colostomy bag. The full answer is on the first page.
What happened to the other people you were in the car with?
if you were to become a cyborg what kind, robocop or the terminator
One of the people in the car posted here earlier. His username is Facepuke. He was sitting in the back. I was in the passengers side. The driver and passenger in the other car died, and the driver in our car was injured, but nothing serious.
I would want to be a terminator.
have you ever considered attaching an electric dildo mechanism in order to power your wheel chair
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[QUOTE=nightfield;30980779]I was paralyzed in a car accident when I was 17, that's about it.[/QUOTE]
I have repeatedly read in studies done that the level of happiness to people who won the lottery or had become a paraplegic goes back to normal levels after 6 months. Is this true?
I've already implemented a similar mechanical propellant, but I chose to use Dragon Dildos over regular dildos.
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[QUOTE=Sniping Robot;30985003]I have repeatedly read in studies done that the level of happiness to people who won the lottery or had become a paraplegic goes back to normal levels after 6 months. Is this true?[/QUOTE]
I'm perfectly happy, I have no depression. That sounds about right. I was an athlete so I felt like life wasn't worth living anymore, but I dealt with it.
I'd choose dragon dildos too
high speed low drag
[QUOTE=nightfield;30980827]I don't jack off. My toothbrush is blue. It has atleast 200 bristles. I brushed my teeth this morning. I don't really care if you don't care. My name isn't Steven.[/QUOTE]
Hello steven, I have a question.
How can you cope with the situation and are you getting any treatment?
Have you found alternative activities to keep yourself sane? How do you get off?
[QUOTE=nightfield;30985006]I've already implemented a similar mechanical propellant, but I chose to use Dragon Dildos over regular dildos.
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I'm perfectly happy, I have no depression. That sounds about right. I was an athlete so I felt like life wasn't worth living anymore, but I dealt with it.[/QUOTE]
Have you ever made a giant frying pan and used your wheelchair to evenly spread pancake mix in it like on Ed, Edd and Eddy.
If not, would you consider doing so.
Do you have to stick catheters down you pee pee hole?
[QUOTE=killover;30980972]Hows the sex?[/QUOTE]
Most probably still better than yours.
I was wondering, OP, you know.. if you wanted to uh.. touch tips.
Do you ever try to move the paralyzed parts of your body? If so, what does it feel like?
I don't know shit
[QUOTE=nightfield;30984867]One of the people in the car posted here earlier. His username is Facepuke. He was sitting in the back. I was in the passengers side. The driver and passenger in the other car died, and the driver in our car was injured, but nothing serious.
I would want to be a terminator.[/QUOTE]
You already are.kind of.
I didn't quite capture this with my robo-legs comment; you're a true inspiration, and I know you're not fishing for sympathy but best of luck to you for the future. Cases like this are the reason stem cell research should be continued.
I'm really curios, are you really buff up top and little down bottom like Joe from Family Guy?
so many people asking repeat questions how do they even manage to not read the thread if they're that interested :psyduck:
[QUOTE=nightfield;30981113]I've tried to wiggle my toe before in the back of a pussy wagon. No dice. The doctors said that if certain advancements were made in the stem cell field, then there was a distinct possibility, but I shouldn't get my hopes up. [b]Yes, I'm also blind too (Not really)[/b]. No Idea if T-9 through T-12 cause mental retardation. Maybe I'm retarded.[/QUOTE]If you were, your post would've looked like[QUOTE=blind_nightfield]WADawkjld872q7eawhduifgade7939qiföanfbhsytidaw8fdáwölfawf[/QUOTE]
Have you gained weight?
Do you work out and have really jacked arms?
If you don't work out, what will you do to stay moderately healthy?
Was that really your song you posted there?
Do you ever go on dates? How are they like.
Are you like Joe from Family Guy and have insane strength in your upper body?
What are the mental effects on not being able to move. For me it would be enraging.
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