Ask someone who is paralyzed from the waist down anything!
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[QUOTE=orbitrek;30980884]How did you feel when you found out you were paralyzed?[/QUOTE]
he didn't
[editline]8th July 2011[/editline]
:rimshot:
[editline]8th July 2011[/editline]
i kid, i kid
High-five, fellow handicapper.
Would you rather be paralyzed from the waist up? :downs:
if you can learn to eat with your feet
Do you get boner when you shit?
Jockedevian go fuck youtself:v:
And there are still people who oppose stem cell research. I hope you can get 'un'-paralysed one day.
[QUOTE=dije;30986634]If you were, your post would've looked like[/QUOTE]
You do know that there are these things that blind people use called screen readers, right? Don't make an ignorant comment like that. Speaking as someone with low vision (but not total blindness) here.
Also, to nightfield, you're the fucking man. I have no questions for you but I hope medical advancements help with your disability soon.
OP is the biggest bro I've ever seen. I love this thread.
If humans invent some kind of terrain moving veichle, like a weelchair exept it got legs,
would you get one?
[QUOTE=pansarkurt;30990758]If humans invent some kind of terrain moving veichle, like a weelchair exept it got legs,
would you get one?[/QUOTE]
[media][URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww[/URL][/media]
like this with a seat?
It's fair to say medical and prosthetic advancements will be made in the next 10-20-30 years and you will most certainly have a chance to walk again when you're, say, 50. Obviously it's hard to see that far into the future but when the possibility appears, would you be willing to pay for the necessary treatments to be able to walk again? Or will you at that time be so used to not walking that you'll pass?
Is your wheelchair cosy? It would be pretty awesome to be able to just chill whenever you like, and have nobody to ask you any questions.
Have you ever gone around town in your wheelchair picking up girls? Like these guys:
[video=youtube;64Ixzp94ksw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64Ixzp94ksw&feature=channel_video_title[/video]
If not, will you do it? :v:
Do you hate people who are all like wow he is so strong despite his condition
Hate might be a bit of a strong word, but does it annoy you. I'd imagine it'd annoy me
Unless it was a hot girl ofc
Why do you make so many ragingly misogynist comments? I kind of think your attitude is awesome, but then I read another joke about you raping (a) woman/women. Do you think your disability negates what you say, or is it just that you were an asshole who found that kind of thing funny before the accident?
Granted, I'd be incredibly frustrated if people repeatedly used my body (such as sitting on me, as you mentioned before) without my consent just because I was in a wheelchair. But I wouldn't make jokes about sexually assaulting them instead.
How do you sex?
[QUOTE=nightfield;30981010]T-9 through T-12 were the ones that were injured. I had adaptive surgery in order to be able to go to the bathroom, mostly using a J-Pouch Coloanal Anastomosis. I play videogames and I am studying Computer Engineering at Iowa State. I would not want my legs cut off. Never had unparalyzed sex but girls fucking love to sit on me; they think I'm harmless (They don't realize I'm gonna rape them)[/QUOTE]
The wheelchair rapist strikes again.
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[QUOTE=Flyingman356;30983722]Build robot legs for yourself[/QUOTE]
Build a whole suit of iron for yourself.
I have a couple of medical questions -
1. Aren't you at serious risk of developing dvt's in your legs (clots)?
2. This might sound dumb, but if you are paralysed from the waist down then I assume your spinal cord got severed or something. If this is the case, how is it that the affected areas don't die?
Alright so I saw a ton of questions and I will try to sum them up in one big answer. My true feelings about being paralyzed aren't very hidden. I tell people I miss being able to walk, and it's true. I really do wish I could walk. The thing is, I will probably never get to walk again, so I take advantage of my situation. I'm basically given a "Get away with shit" card due to my handicap, and I use that to my advantage. I can walk into any tavern and get tons of beer because nobody will question me. Although I can do silly shit like that, I don't act like a douche. My spinal cord wasn't severed, it was just injured (Very badly, albeit). The tissue doesn't die because the spinal cord doesn't regulate the bloodflow. I still get plenty of bloodflow to my torso, this is why I can still have a boner. I'm not at any real risk for clots, but it's a possibility. I have a strong upper torso (Like Joe I guess), but I'm not a cop. The song I posted really is something I made, since the account name for that video is nightfield10, since nightfield was already taken. I can hold myself up out of my wheelchair do to my AMAZING SUPER ARM STRENGTH, so acting like the asian guy in that video up above is not something I would do. I don't mind the sympathy, I usually can convince the person it's a good thing that this happened, not a bad thing. I went, and sometimes still do go to physical therapy, but I honestly can do anything that needs to be done. I can drag myself up steps if I really needed to.
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About me joking about raping women; I'm just joshing around, fella! I don't think you would mind if a girl used your body, though.
Body and mind.. body and mind..
Your mind works, but your body doesn't. Peace out, OP.
[QUOTE=nightfield;30981067]Nobody stares at me, but girls love to ask about it. I usually lie and say I tried to do a backflip with a motorcycle of a giant ramp.[/QUOTE]
Don't lie. Nothing can make you better than who you already are because of how you get paralized, I'd be if anything, more sympathetic if it were an innocent accident like the car accident when you were 17, not a douchey motercycle stunt. The girls must feel the same :smile:
<3
[QUOTE=nightfield;30995759]
About me joking about raping women; I'm just joshing around, fella! I don't think you would mind if a girl used your body, though.[/QUOTE]
I'm female.
And I don't find it particularly hilarious. Nor do many of the estimated one-in-four women who have/will be raped within their lifetime.
Also, I would most definitely mind if someone 'used' my body without consent, thanks.
[editline]9th July 2011[/editline]
And that last bit would stand regardless of my gender.
did you ever fall down an escalator in your wheelchair
No, I have not fallen down any escalators. I'd say sorry for joking about raping women, but I'm not sorry. My wheelchair is very comfortable. People who oppose stem cell research piss me off royally. To the woman up there who is butthurt: I have no problem with women sitting on my laps, they always ask first. I've never had a girl just plop herself down on me. Lighten up.
Should never had pressed on this thread, i feel sad for you and now i feel bad that i dont cherish or think about having legs and so on. ( now i do )
[QUOTE=devotchkade;30997642]I'm female.
And I don't find it particularly hilarious. Nor do many of the estimated one-in-four women who have/will be raped within their lifetime.
Also, I would most definitely mind if someone 'used' my body without consent, thanks.
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And that last bit would stand regardless of my gender.[/QUOTE]
Wow. Don't you sound offended, huh? And I'm saying this as a chick: Call down.
[QUOTE=nightfield;30997915]No, I have not fallen down any escalators. I'd say sorry for joking about raping women, but I'm not sorry. My wheelchair is very comfortable. People who oppose stem cell research piss me off royally. To the woman up there who is butthurt: I have no problem with women sitting on my laps, they always ask first. I've never had a girl just plop herself down on me. Lighten up.[/QUOTE]
If you have no problem with it, and they do ask, awesome (I know a lot of disabled people struggle with people not asking about that kind of thing). That was mere speculation on my behalf, and that's not why I'm 'butthurt'. So either you need to re-read my post, or you're being intellectually dishonest by not addressing what I was really talking about.
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[QUOTE=Kagrs;30997982]Wow. Don't you sound offended, huh? And I'm saying this as a chick: Call down.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I am offended.
And, lol, tone argument. No, I didn't claim to speak for all women - I know a lot of them don't care. But [i]I[/i] was asking why he was doing it. And, no, I won't 'call down'.
[QUOTE=Derubermensch;30981086]Does that mean you can't see!?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, it does, if he's a mutant who's eyes are located in his ass.
[QUOTE=devotchkade;30998045]If you have no problem with it, and they do ask, awesome (I know a lot of disabled people struggle with people not asking about that kind of thing). That was mere speculation on my behalf, and that's not why I'm 'butthurt'. So either you need to re-read my post, or you're being intellectually dishonest by not addressing what I was really talking about.
[editline]9th July 2011[/editline]
Yeah, I am offended.
And, lol, tone argument. No, I didn't claim to speak for all women - I know a lot of them don't care. But [i]I[/i] was asking why he was doing it. And, no, I won't 'call down'.[/QUOTE]
massive amounts of butthurt detected
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Alright so I'd say that me joking about raping women is something I'd only do on the internet. It's really just a joke, that's it. Not everybody is going to find it funny and that's too bad. I would say I have a very dark type of humor.
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