Ask someone who is paralyzed from the waist down anything!
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[QUOTE=Jah'maaun;30998157]massive amounts of butthurt detected[/QUOTE]
Cool story, bro.
I knew people would object to my objecting, as people always seem to do. But I couldn't let it stand without saying anything.
Having said that, it wasn't my intention to derail what I think is an otherwise awesome thread, so I'm going to leave now.
PS. 'I'm a woman and I'm not offended' is a fallacious argument. It's like saying, 'I'm a black person, and I don't care that black people were lynched, so that makes it okay'. Yeah, it doesn't.
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[QUOTE=devotchkade;30998226]Cool story, bro.
I knew people would object to my objecting, as people always seem to do. But I couldn't let it stand without saying anything.
Having said that, it wasn't my intention to derail what I think is an otherwise awesome thread, so I'm going to leave now.
PS. 'I'm a woman and I'm not offended' is a fallacious argument. It's like saying, 'I'm a black person, and I don't care that black people were lynched, so that makes it okay'. Yeah, it doesn't.[/QUOTE]
i'm jewish and i don't really care about the holocaust. can you stop arguing and let my buddy answer questions.
Someone asked me this over steam.
pfoot: does your wheelchair have a cryogenic liquid semen tank
pfoot: [url]http://cgi.ebay.com/CT-6-CTCryogenics-Liquid-Nitrogen-Semen-Tank-/140532792343?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item20b8683c17[/url]
The answer is no.
If you're a woman and getting offended over rape jokes on the internet than to be honest this must be like the first forum you've ever visited.
Anyway it's tongue in cheek and pretty funny so deal w/it
Question - if you were to marry would you be more comfortable marrying someone in a wheelchair or outside of one and also what's your current favourite video game.
[QUOTE=killerteacup;30998501]If you're a woman and getting offended over rape jokes on the internet than to be honest this must be like the first forum you've ever visited.[/QUOTE]
Because something is prevalent means it's okay, right?
Kind of a shit response, there.
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[QUOTE=nightfield;30998223]Alright so I'd say that me joking about raping women is something I'd only do on the internet. It's really just a joke, that's it. Not everybody is going to find it funny and that's too bad. I would say I have a very dark type of humor.[/QUOTE]
Joking about it makes it more acceptable.
It's like going "haha, black people are stupid, poor and commit more crimes than whites [insert punchline here]".
[editline]9th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=nightfield;30998223]Alright so I'd say that me joking about raping women is something I'd only do on the internet. It's really just a joke, that's it. Not everybody is going to find it funny and that's too bad. I would say I have a very dark type of humor.[/QUOTE]
Joking about it makes it more acceptable.
It's like going "haha, black people are stupid, poor and commit more crimes than whites [insert punchline here]".
I would rather marry someone who wasn't paralyzed. If we were both paralyzed we would have a hell of a time trying to have sex. My favorite videogame of right now is Command and Conquer 3, which I just bought off of steam. If you have a problem with my joke about raping women, then refer to the original post. It has over 100 rates of funny. If you really want to discuss it with me, then PM me.
[QUOTE=nightfield;30998619]If you have a problem with my joke about raping women, then refer to the original post. It has over 100 rates of funny.[/QUOTE]
Which justifies it, how?
Have your muscles significantly atrophied, and are there (will there be) any effects from it?
[QUOTE=Contag;30998654]Which justifies it, how?
Have your muscles significantly atrophied, and are there (will there be) any effects from it?[/QUOTE]
As I said, if you really want to discuss it with me, then PM me. I do physical therapy and work out my upper body, so I'm not worried about atrophy.
If you ever became homeless, would you strap on rocket-jets and apply for Happy Wheels 2?
people that handle other people being offended in a reasonable way are cool people
same with people that can do things even paralyzed.
what is this J bag you speak of?
Do you have a button that releases all shit on demand?
I don't think I ever will be homeless, but if I was, sure. The J-bag isn't an external bag like a colostomy bag. More information here. [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J-pouch_coloanal_anastomosis[/URL]
Why are you awesome?
do you have trouble going up hills
Do you work on your upper-body strenght to try and compensate for lack of it in your lower body?
It'd be kind of cool to see a dude on a wheelchair who can punch through a pile of bricks.
[QUOTE=nightfield;30997915]I'd say sorry for joking about raping women, but I'm not sorry.[/QUOTE]
I don't mean to offend you but I'm strongly reminded of that episode of House where he was demonstrating to Wilson how he can be a massive jerk to anyone he wants and get away with it because he's disabled. Jokes about raping women are rarely if ever funny or acceptable
[QUOTE=Zeke129;30999947]I don't mean to offend you but I'm strongly reminded of that episode of House where he was demonstrating to Wilson how he can be a massive jerk to anyone he wants and get away with it because he's disabled. Jokes about raping women are rarely if ever funny or acceptable[/QUOTE]
He already covered this, it's having dark humor + being on the internet, he wouldn't make the joke in real life.
Dude OP, you are an awesome person.
Can you do a sit-up?
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I mean, like if someone was pushing down your legs or feet against the ground, I understand that it must be impossible without
Sorry about what happened, OP. My question is: Have you ran into rude people, y'know, the kind of people who just didn't care about you being on a wheelchair?
If you had, what have you done?
Nobody has been really rude to me so far. I can kind of do a situp, but it's all in the upper body strength. My blood type is A Positive. I have no troubles going up hills, but it gets tiring.
Have you ever stomped cunts?
Haha your penis don't work
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sorry that was uncalled for.
Do you think that wheelchairs are sufficiently catered-for where you live or where you've been in the US generally?
If there was a stem-cell treatment that claimed to be able to restore your legs, but it was untested, would you volunteer to test it>?
If someone pushed your wheelchair over would you be able to get back up?
Have you found a way to stay in shape?
How do you deal with people who give funny looks or people who stare? I have one or two relatives who are physically disabled who get very upset when people stare.
do people stare at you in a weird way in public places? (if they do that's just fucked..)
did you create your facepunch account before you were paralyzed
this isnt a ground breaking question or a very relevant one but i'm curious
This thread was a really good read, thank you for sharing your stories with us man.
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