You're the leader of your home country. How do you lead your nation?
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[QUOTE=Playguy;27734664]Give people free porn that doesn't suck.[/QUOTE]
Just get out of the "blowjob" section.
[QUOTE=blubafoon;27727199][Britain]
1/2. Declare war on all other countries (especially Rep. of Ireland).
1/2. Insult America, China, Russia and anyone else who may have nukes.
3. Hide in bunker playing Fallout.
4. Re-emerge 15 years later.[/QUOTE]
Britain has lots of nukes as well dumbfuck.
[editline]29th January 2011[/editline]
[USA]
Invade weaker countries and add them to the country(with minimal casulaties)
Mine recources in said countries, get country out of debt quickly as possible.
Legalize and regulate weed and hemp, they have 25,000 good uses, use them.
Kill every current(and future) murderer, rapist, sex offender(public pissing would be a $50 fine), manslaugherer, major heists, and people who traffic cocaine, heroin, meth, and lots of other drugs(too many to list), and people who try to overthrow the government when it is fine.
Get rid of political parties.
Start a space program with other nations to tow a astroids to earth to mind for rare and valuable recources.
Propose a one-world nation/empire, any country that refuses and says it is absurd will have their government removed and added to the nation/empire.
Pour as much money as can be put in into space research, stablaize the eonomy, and kill 3 billion people, the bigger a population is, the more starving people their will be.
The world will be run by the former leaders of the nations, and will each have specific jobs(defense, science, military, economic, agricultural, etc..)
Sounds ideal, but too bad it probably won't happen.
[Britan]
End the war one way or another.
Legalize weapons (for sport shooting and hobbys(keep strict laws on where/how they can be used though)
Tackle gangs with no mercy
Legalize weed
Raise alcahol tax
Raise Tabbaco tax
Put more money into the army
Put more money into students
Cut the pay of all civil service jobs by 3/4 so that only people that want the job for the right reasons go for it
Make the maximum a footballer can get paid a year 50000
[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;27736538]Britain has lots of nukes as well dumbfuck.
[editline]29th January 2011[/editline]
[USA]
Invade weaker countries and add them to the country(with minimal casulaties)
Mine recources in said countries, get country out of debt quickly as possible.
Legalize and regulate weed and hemp, they have 25,000 good uses, use them.
Kill every current(and future) murderer, rapist, sex offender(public pissing would be a $50 fine), manslaugherer, major heists, and people who traffic cocaine, heroin, meth, and lots of other drugs(too many to list), and people who try to overthrow the government when it is fine.
Get rid of political parties.
Start a space program with other nations to tow a astroids to earth to mind for rare and valuable recources.
Propose a one-world nation/empire, any country that refuses and says it is absurd will have their government removed and added to the nation/empire.
Pour as much money as can be put in into space research, stablaize the eonomy, and kill 3 billion people, the bigger a population is, the more starving people their will be.
The world will be run by the former leaders of the nations, and will each have specific jobs(defense, science, military, economic, agricultural, etc..)
Sounds ideal, but too bad it probably won't happen.[/QUOTE]
Way to be a massive Nazi.
Use all the nation's money for myself.
Sell USA to China, move to Europe and be rich forever.
[Britain]
I think I would fuck up the economy.
...Hold on a second.
[USA]
+ Take 90% of ones income to pay off the 14Trillion we owe.
+ Fire everyone. (in Government)
+ Hire Middle-Class people.
+ Kill Lobbyists.
+ Re-Segregate Schools in some areas.
+ Sell some of our Nukes. (but keep the football)
+ Have Nationwide Healthcare
+ Stop paying the Indians Billions of dollars for something that happened over 100 years ago
+ Make it illegal for someone to say "thats racist" when it isnt.
+ Introduce the "Race-Flag"
+ Make tariffs on out-sourcing.
[and like 100 more]
[USA]
*Power to the people!
*Bread and land!
*Kill the capitalist and fascist pigs
*Give property to the communities
*Form a single party system
*Free healthcare
*Eat the Rich
*Bomb Iran
*Take over Canada
*Legalize weed
*Eliminate National Debt
*Shoot Bush
[England]
Make England leave UK
War with Scotland
War with Wales
Become best buds with Russia
War with France
[QUOTE=Charybdis;27739715][England]
Make England leave UK
[b]War with Scotland[/b]
War with Wales
Become best buds with Russia
War with France[/QUOTE]
Sorry but you would never be able to defeat my angry drunk ginger manly scots riding mini horses.
[U.S.A.]
Fuck this shit, I'mma' chill.
-Oh and nuke North Korea.
A lot.
[North Korea] (Not that I am here)
-Rape south korea women
-Rape some more
-Nuke myself
US- Get our military to mind its own bussiness for once.
[Russia]
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shadow president doesnt allow playing as USSR, so bear with it being the US doing it.
[QUOTE=Araknid;27728689][Russia]
Drink more Vodka.[/QUOTE]
And shoot AK-47's! :eng101:
[editline]30th January 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;27729079]I would have anarcho-liberals suppressed and begin producing propaganda to get the population to my way of thinking.
Next I would start on a program of heavy industrialization, investing in new technologies and such. Anybody who would fight against this would be secretly killed or forced out the country. In order to keep the majority of the people happy I would keep the internet uncensored and encourage the media to produce pro-national things and media that will keep the people occupied and not have them go onto the streets to revolt.
Next I would go on a policy of aggressive expansion to allow for living space of the nation. I would convince some nations that joining me would be best whilst in weaker ones I would force the government out of power and annex it. I would continue with this aggressive expansion until war would inevitably break out, should I win it I will eventually take over the entire world.
Once control is established I will start on a brutal campaign of eradicating all anarchists, religious extremists and communists and continue to use the media and new inventions to slowly but surely convert the entire population of the earth to one ideology, one language and as one nation. Earth.
When the domination of the planet is secure I will invest heavily into space exploration and colonisation. By the time of my death I will wish for the planet to be united as one and to be on a irreversible path towards domination of all and to exploit every last inch for the total war effort.[/QUOTE]
That sounds like communism in itself.
Can't do anything.
Russia's already dead.
My subjects are mice and they have to pay a cheese tax...
I expect rebellion soon...
[QUOTE=Archonet;27747355]And shoot AK-47's! :eng101:
[editline]30th January 2011[/editline]
That sounds like communism in itself.[/QUOTE]
No, its fascism
[QUOTE=Archonet;27747355]And shoot AK-47's! :eng101:
[editline]30th January 2011[/editline]
That sounds like communism in itself.[/QUOTE]
State capitalism and a single strong nation makes it a powerful nation.
Class specific things such as communism for the poor, liberalism for the middle classes and conservative like ideologies only cater to a specific class of people rather than everybody.
[USA]
-Privatize everything.
-Reform the US to a supply-side economy (20% sales tax, no other taxes).
-Go back to the gold standard.
-Start a war with China after faking an attack on American soil.
-Fake news that demonizes the Chinese.
-Demand full investment from NATO under threat of nuclear launch on China.
-Enjoy the benefits of a war economy.
-Win the war against China.
-Give every country that didn't participate in the war the opportunity to become a state.
That's a good start I'd say.
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