"They let me pick, did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever Spartan I wanted. You know me. I did my research. Watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. Like the others, you were strong and swift and brave. A natural leader. But you had something they didn't. Something no one saw... but me. Can you guess? Luck. Was I wrong?"
IM a little hot buttery buttered thing. and i go great with jam and im a hot buttery buttered thing
For Eden.
"REV UP THOSE FRYERS!"
/caps
The sky calls to us, if we do not destro- *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* - I support Perfumly's name to be changed to GAY_WEED_DAD_69.
feel my wrath!
I'm a Cookie
oh fuck man what are we gonna do man fuck fuck fuck this is too much man fuck
Oi pass me that cornetto.
raaghaghaghrahgrahgrahgrahghragh
"Protect me cone!"
"..."
these are not the droids you are looking for
That wasn't my grandmother boy, that was a grocery bag!
[B][I][U]URRAUUUUUUUUGH![/U][/I][/B]
Translation: [B][I][U]GET AWAY FROM MY LITTLE SISTER![/U][/I][/B]
dicksdicksdicks
The drinks are flowing, just like the river
Then she keeps going
The whole night ends up a blur
She's got no limit
She thinks she's so tough
Can't walk a straight line
At the end of the night she's rough
Her dress whispers reckless
The night starts now as she slips on her necklace
Josey, don't you worry
It's just a phase you're going through
Some day you'll know just what to do
Josey, it's alright
Slap the hand that just keeps pouring
Doesn't matter, just do something
She's ready to roll, tonight is different
She'll start it off slow to keep herself in check
Oh no, oh no: it's two for one
She starts the show
And now from this moment on, she's done
Her dress whispers reckless
The night starts now as she slips on her necklace
Josey, don't you worry
It's just a phase you're going through
Some day you'll know just what to do
Josey, it's alright
Slap the hand that just keeps pouring
Doesn't matter, just do something
The party is tonight and she thinks they're playing her song
The party is tonight and it's playing all night long
Josey, don't you worry
It's just a phase you're going through
Some day you'll know just what to do
Josey, it's alright
Slap the hand that just keeps pouring
Doesn't matter, just do something.
squeek.
[I]#Your programming is inferior.#[/I]
I love the darkness.
yayyyyyyy were doooomed ~<3
Let's go make a baby.
[QUOTE=Dubeard;23512642]Let's go make a baby.[/QUOTE]
I accept.
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