[QUOTE=absolalone111;44921792]go full asian or go home[/QUOTE]
Hey man. I dont discriminate. They all good.
I can't really tell the perfect girlfriend, yet...hopefully.
But for boyfriend, now I ain't gay but...Lewis Holtby...damn son.
Nobody.. I can't imagine a person like that and I don't think any exist for me.
I pretty much wanna find someone who wants to travel everywhere, and is active, I suppose.
There is no perfect girlfriend or boyfriend. They come, they go, and nobody can keep something in perfect balance forever.
Probably my best friend, minus the caring about what a "real man" should be.
[IMG]http://www.anime-planet.com/images/characters/tomoko_kuroki_36282.jpg[/IMG]
[sp] Debating on whether or not I should but the Tomoko body pillow. [/sp]
Someone really fun to hang around with, who would like videogames, movies, going out for walks, etc. But would also have other hobbies to pull me into. Someone I could live with on a daily basis. Being cute would also be a plus.
[QUOTE=RobbL;44924320]either you fist yourself or masturbate an incredibly thin penis?[/QUOTE]
i like it tight
[QUOTE=Everest;44922057]posting pictures of my crush online is not only creepy but also inviting SCARY PEOPLE into my life
but she's totally perfect man i don't even really know what it is. it's not just her looks (she's pretty as fuck) but there's also this energy about her that just drives me crazy. she's not interested in me though.[/QUOTE]Woah woah woah, whoever said to post pictures of real people in your life dude? That's messed up, don't do that shit bro.
Just talk about your ideal girlfriend. And if you want to use an example image, just Use the endless database of other people's crushes they posted on the internet that IS, [B]google images search engine.[/B]
is mayonnaise a girlfriend/boyfriend?
[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;44925763]is mayonnaise a girlfriend/boyfriend?[/QUOTE]
Yes. it's categorized under a thing, which according to the OP counts.
[QUOTE=mastermaul;44921418]I like 2D women.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/105/7/f/pokemon_girl_collage_2_by_3dfootfan-d61uec4.png[/IMG]
Soo here are the keys to your room, Just remember to checkout at the front desk before leaving to get your deposit. ;)
[I]*Go on bro, It's your destiny.*[/I]
[QUOTE=LTJGPliskin;44925375][IMG]http://www.anime-planet.com/images/characters/tomoko_kuroki_36282.jpg[/IMG]
[sp] Debating on whether or not I should but the Tomoko body pillow. [/sp][/QUOTE]
Send me a black wig and and plane tickets and you won't need a body pillow
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Send some chocolate too, it is the candy of love after all
[QUOTE=thelurker1234;44922234]Just like my coffee; black, and in a cup.[/QUOTE]
Small flat white thanks.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;44921999]Are you dating Zooey Deschanel[/QUOTE]
Nah haha, she gets told she looks like her a lot. I think she's prettier than Zooey though (but I'm biased I suppose.)
[QUOTE=Coyoteze;44922538]what the fuck
she looks just like my ex
scary[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/gW0htMH.png[/IMG]
For some reason, I'm having a hard time believing you.
me. i am the perfect boyfriend.
[QUOTE=RobbL;44925917]me. i am the perfect boyfriend.[/QUOTE]
by any chance would you call yourself the supreme gentleman?
[QUOTE=FreddiRox!;44922238]This thread is cringe[/QUOTE]
Get out of here, too much stranger danger for you.
[QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;44922169]The girl I'm dating now.
She's understanding, rational, and loyal to the relationship. She isn't "perfect", but who is? I love her.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/05gZXgH.gif[/IMG]
Wise words, brother. Wise words.
I don't have a "perfect" idea in mind, if you set standards like that someone worthwhile might just go unnoticed.
[IMG]http://puu.sh/93VQm.png[/IMG]
ah oh emma watson
The perfect girlfriend would honestly be my girlfriend.
She's sweet, caring, loving, hella cute, gamer to the extreme, smart, even has a FP acount (oops) and I mean she makes my day. Damn I love her. To others she might not be perfect etc, but to me she absolutely is.
[QUOTE=seano12;44926277][IMG]http://ilarge.listal.com/image/5567109/968full-ellen-page.jpg[/IMG]
<3[/QUOTE]
Yea, she is alright but her father is FUCKED!
[IMG]http://ellenpage.org/assets/images/mc-trailerparkboyss02e03.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Pine Cone;44926246]I don't have a "perfect" idea in mind, if you set standards like that someone worthwhile might just go unnoticed.[/QUOTE]
your avi is my perfect gf
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[QUOTE=seano12;44926277][IMG]http://ilarge.listal.com/image/5567109/968full-ellen-page.jpg[/IMG]
<3[/QUOTE]
This is inspiring, a 14 year old boy not afraid to show his true self and wear women's clothing.
I'm so inspired.
-Plays vidya
-Realistic down to earth expectations
-Straight Hair/Glasses
-Doesn't Care for clubbing
I am a simple man.
I have some racial preferences, but that might cause shit flinging.
if racial preferences cause shit flinging people are stupid.
[QUOTE=seano12;44926277][t]http://ilarge.listal.com/image/5567109/968full-ellen-page.jpg[/t]
<3[/QUOTE]
"I'D EAT HER POOP"
[QUOTE=Swog;44926879]"I'D EAT HER POOP"[/QUOTE]
"her"
wow Swog now is not the time nor the place for these talks about transgender gender profiles.
jane from br ba
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