• ♡The perfect girlfriend/boyfriend♥
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[QUOTE=ImpSnob;44926847]if racial preferences cause shit flinging people are stupid.[/QUOTE] Where do you think you are?
do pizza rolls count?
[QUOTE=NoDachi;44926946]jane from br ba[/QUOTE] Krysten Ritter hnnngg [img]http://i973.photobucket.com/albums/ae219/jumpcut/esq-13-krysten-ritter-hot-pic-032712-xln.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=FlamingBlizza;44927250]do pizza rolls count?[/QUOTE] Absolutely. Just like this also does (NSFW): [url]https://warosu.org/data/ck/img/0053/18/1396231476292.jpg[/url]
[QUOTE=Swog;44926879]"I'D EAT HER POOP"[/QUOTE] I'd eat her poop through a straw connect to her anus.
I guess one that shares the same interests and views as me. :v:
[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;44925952]by any chance would you call yourself the supreme gentleman?[/QUOTE] he's no pussy destroyer [THUMB]http://net.nigerianentertai.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Elliot-Rodger.-Photo-VICE.gif[/THUMB]
Someone who will watch me play video games, they can't play with me they just have to stand beside me. Because I want company, if they can make me food too that would be great. Also sucking me off while playing said video games would be, like, pretty cool too. Anyone wanna sign up? Just call me at 877-123-4567
[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;44927359]Krysten Ritter hnnngg [img]http://i973.photobucket.com/albums/ae219/jumpcut/esq-13-krysten-ritter-hot-pic-032712-xln.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] There was a girl who had a crush on me a couple years back who looked a bit like Krysten Ritter.. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/iER06aH.jpg[/IMG] But at the time, I was already in the process of dating someone else who I was secretly into for a long time but it didn't last. The girl who had a crush on me eventually stopped pursuing me and married the biggest asshole I have ever seen, and I have heard stories from her friends that she is abused in the relationship.. you can really tell she isn't happy around him. I mean just look at the guy: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9bGQcV3.jpg[/IMG] I regret not taking that chance to really get to know her and maybe even date her; preventing her from meeting that guy... I feel so bad for her now, but there is little I can do.
my prefs: is entertained by my ridiculously stupid jokes. is a nerd of some kind (gaming, computers, anime/cartoons or movie freak) Very outdoorsy: likes camping, adventure and don't afraid of anything(bugs). Isn't afraid to shoot a fire arrows. Very adventurous when it comes to other cultures and ethnic foods. kind and thoughtful to everyone and every living thing. including spiders. Physical: Preferably Asian or of some Asian origin. not too skinny but not fat. She has got to have meat on her bones or there is nothing to hug. doesn't feel the need to cover up natural beauty with overdone amounts of beauty products I really don't prefer large or medium-large chesticles. Back problems are no fun.
[QUOTE=TrueNord;44936547]my prefs: is entertained by my ridiculously stupid jokes. is a nerd of some kind (gaming, computers, anime/cartoons or movie freak) Very outdoorsy: likes camping, adventure and don't afraid of anything(bugs). Isn't afraid to shoot a fire arrows. Very adventurous when it comes to other cultures and ethnic foods. kind and thoughtful to everyone and every living thing. including spiders. Physical: Preferably Asian or of some Asian origin. not too skinny but not fat. She has got to have meat on her bones or there is nothing to hug. doesn't feel the need to cover up natural beauty with overdone amounts of beauty products I really don't prefer large or medium-large chesticles. Back problems are no fun.[/QUOTE] Isn't afraid to shoot a fire arrows. what
[QUOTE=TrueNord;44936547]fire arrows.[/QUOTE] Fuck, my Steam nickname/Origin username has been compromised, jump ship! [editline]28th May 2014[/editline] Anyways, I'd like a girl that listens to whatever I listen to, gets my humor, is nice and kind, beautiful (or hot w/e), and plays video games like me, and can accept the fact that I'm unstable as a person.
My former girlfriend. She swore a lot like me, we both collect random action figures and draw, both like punk rock, she thought my humour was funny and we were both awkward around each other. Shame she actually liked girls.
(´・ω・`)
[QUOTE=Purple Robot;44936598]Isn't afraid to shoot a fire arrows. what[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HFN0ZWUaw_Y/Uau5DYiQwpI/AAAAAAAAUWE/6bqGFLr7srw/s1600/Woman+with+Bow+and+Stabilizer.jpg[/IMG] A Woman wielding a bow and quiver is already sexy; it only gets hotter with fire arrows..
[QUOTE=TrueNord;44927477]Absolutely. Just like this also does (NSFW): [url]https://warosu.org/data/ck/img/0053/18/1396231476292.jpg[/url][/QUOTE] I'm currently eating but this still made me hungry as fuck this is the strangest feeling
[QUOTE=TrueNord;44925900][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/gW0htMH.png[/IMG] For some reason, I'm having a hard time believing you.[/QUOTE] if i still kept pics around I'd post one for reference, but I didn't exactly feel that would be a compelling idea given the whole "ex" thing v:v:v The one in that pic has a smaller chin than she did but overall almost identical [editline]29th May 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=TrueNord;44937181][IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HFN0ZWUaw_Y/Uau5DYiQwpI/AAAAAAAAUWE/6bqGFLr7srw/s1600/Woman+with+Bow+and+Stabilizer.jpg[/IMG] A Woman wielding a bow and quiver is already sexy; it only gets hotter with fire arrows..[/QUOTE] [t]http://www.hdwallpapers.in/walls/braves_princess_merida-wide.jpg[/t] [B][I]guuuuuuurl[/I][/B]
Hm, the perfect girlfriend. Is that even possible, I wonder? I'd rather have a girlfriend that has flaws, so she'd be on my level and I wouldn't feel like a complete jerk for being her boyfriend. I'm into girls with dark senses of humor, that aren't always sunshine and rainbows. This world sucks, and I like knowing that I'm not alone in thinking that. It makes the experience worthwhile. Someone that is willing to accept that I'm neither perfect nor infallible. People make mistakes, and forgiveness is always a good way of showing that you truly care for someone. Now I'm not talking about making huge mistakes like having an affair, but I think that even someone who forgives that (because I would if I felt my partner were sincere and loved me) would be ideally perfect. ...but she can be imperfect, as long as she loved me and I loved her.
Someone who is actually respectful and real. Every dude I've ever tried dating turned out to be a douche after a while.
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Perfect girl to me is someone who is pretty and smart, but not intimidating. I don't have a problem talking to girls. I talk to lots of girls in a casual manner. It's just the ones that ones I like are the ones that intimidate me. Fuck it, actually the perfect girlfriend is Scarlett Johanson.
[QUOTE=GamerChick;44938437]Someone who is actually respectful and real. Every dude I've ever tried dating turned out to be a douche after a while.[/QUOTE] Woah a gamer chick. *doki doki* Add me on steam, I'll never mistreat you...
[QUOTE=niel12_5D;44941863]Woah a gamer chick. *doki doki* Add me on steam, I'll never mistreat you...[/QUOTE] m'lady
A girl who enjoys playing all sorts of video games and likes pizza rolls and mountain dew. They would have to be sarcastic and super witty. Preferably average/slim body type too. Also be willing to wear whatever I buy for them.
a girl I can have a role reversal relationship with but not in a femdom way. i wanna be cuddled
I have been with my girlfriend for 7 years now. If you can do that and still love every part of her good and bad and she can say the same. Then she is the perfect girlfriend. [img]https://scontent-b-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/316_22547052433_203_n.jpg[/img]
d'awwww
[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;44938534][IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/U04iEs.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Link that and tell us it's NSFW you perverted little pile of refuse
[QUOTE=Crash155;44927734]I guess one that shares the same interests and views as me. :v:[/QUOTE] This. Funny, attractive and mature as well, ofc
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