The perfect girlfriend/wife has to have all of these qualities:
Looks like Ellen Page
Submissive
Can cook good meals
Motherly
Doesn't nag
Motivates me; doesn't bring me down
Works out
Has my back 24/7
Buff Sub Ellen Page
you'll find her one day buddy
Buff? Not overly so, but strength is always useful.
For Handjobs?
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Jon is the perfect type of boyfriend i want. And i'm not even a girl.
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;44944865]For Handjobs?[/QUOTE]
My cock is too small to receive a proper handjob anyway. No, lifting heavy things if need be. Like a piano.
i'd let him do me
Someone who likes to be around me, but is independent.
Someone who's both got a great sense of humor, but knows when to dial it back.
Someone who's both a firebrand, but kind and sensible.
Someone... who probably doesn't exist.
Someone who enjoys life, is open to ideas that might not line up with her own, and is independent/able to happily function on her own.
Basically, the opposite of the girl I've been with for two and a half years now.
edit: It'd be nice to ask how her day went and hear something remotely positive for once.
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Jon is the perfect type of boyfriend i want. And i'm not even a girl.[/QUOTE]
Wow gay
A person I'm sexually attracted to and can have fun with for at least a year before we get bored of each other.
i just realized i tend to fall for european girls more than american
[QUOTE=Hole;44948705]i just realized i tend to fall for european girls more than american[/QUOTE]
Europe ftw!
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;44948712]Europe ftw![/QUOTE]
dont get me wrong
i fall for southern chicas too,
who is this kennyawsum guy i'd totally fuck him right in the ass
[QUOTE=KennyAwsum;44948786]who is this kennyawsum guy i'd totally fuck him right in the ass[/QUOTE]
I heard he has a tiny penis.
I want her paler than the moon
with eyes that shine like stars
My girl will marvel at my strength,
adore my battle scars
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;44948916]I heard he has a tiny penis.[/QUOTE]
i bet i could reach his ass with my penis
she wuld haev dem theighs
and dat asssss
and den i'd be like "hey bby wnt sum fuk"
and den she'd be like *sploosh* "oh yes"
and den beautiful sex intercourse coitus
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Jon is the perfect type of boyfriend i want. And i'm not even a girl.[/QUOTE]
i'm straight and can still confirm.
I met the most perfect girl. After 10 months of crazy love, like Jesus Christ I never fell so in love, and she was the same, and she'd always go on about what out kids would be like and everything and how we'd settle down somewhere just the two of us (I was all cool with that cause I was madly in love like her), but at the time we were only 17, her parents had their visa's to stay in the country revoked, and she couldn't stay and had to move back to Canada with her parents. We tried to do a long distance relationship until we had enough money, but we both ended up seeing other people and it fell apart :(
Plus she was gorgeous, perfect 10/10 looks and also a belly dancer, had the same fucked up sense of humour as me, and had heaps in common, it was like a match made in heaven, we always finished each others sentences and everything.. I miss her a lot :-(
Missed opportunity for the Mulan song, I'm disappointed in you guys. Also, yeah, I'd totally go gay for Jontron.
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look at this handsome bastard
[QUOTE=seano12;44944819]The perfect girlfriend/wife has to have all of these qualities:
Looks like Ellen Page
Submissive
Can cook good meals
Motherly
Doesn't nag
Motivates me; doesn't bring me down
Works out
Has my back 24/7[/QUOTE]
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[sp]too perfect gets boring[/sp]
Someone I can fart in their face
Someone who has the same problems as me (anxiety, depression) so she'd understand those problems and I could help her through them as well. I'd want more that anythig someone to iust spend a lot of time with and love endlessly, without ever being tired of. Maybe in the same area of work as me (film) so we could work together. I just want someone to spend a lot of time with and to be able to have a tounge and cheek relationship with, really.
It'd also help if she wore boots and was good at se
[QUOTE=Havolis;44948565]Wow gay[/QUOTE]
I'm gay just for Jon
[QUOTE=Goldgalaxy;44960774]I'm gay just for Jon[/QUOTE]
who isn't?
[QUOTE=Lackadaisical;44961962]who isn't?[/QUOTE]
I have no idea who he is
I should probably go back into my shelter I built for y2k, see you guys in a few years