So facepunch, I think I have broken my shoulder in the most pathetic way.
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[QUOTE=Occlusion;20556458]If you broke your shoulder you would be screaming in agonizing pain.[/QUOTE]
Not really. Couple years ago I broke my upper arm and I wasn't screaming in agony because I didn't feel any pain actually. However I was in a small shock.
amputate
[QUOTE=Lemonator;20556479]I am not a troll, this is absolutely true.
What kind of lesson am I about to learn? not using the back door on the bus?[/QUOTE]
Go to the doctor immediately, if something hurts.
Hold on let me get some laughing gas and we will get the cast read- Oh wait, this is the internet.
You obviously need to go to the hospital if you broke your shoulder.
[QUOTE=Lemonator;20556550]Well I am kind of double jointed in my shoulder connecting to arm area, I can lock it in an uncomfortable way that makes my shoulder blade stick out, And by pushing hard enough in that state (Accidentally) I think I broke my shoulder or displaced it.[/QUOTE]
That's not being double jointed. You can't be "double jointed" on a bloody ball socket. Everybody has the capacity to do what you're talking about, it's just a muscle contraction making shit slide funny. But kinda like wiggling your ears, most people don't know how to do it and never bother to learn. With good reason, it makes it really fucking easy for you to pull something in your shoulder.
Which you did. Congratulations. Ice it and see a doctor in a week if it's still acting up, or go see a doctor now, since without being able to look at it firsthand I have no idea if you actually tore something. But the bone is fine.
[QUOTE=JamesMay;20556541]I pulled all the tendons and muscles in my arms whilst playing Need for Speed shift with a force feedback wheel. I win.[/QUOTE]
Fuck you, I read that in his voice.
break your other shoulder for the lolz
[QUOTE=MasterF3n;20556213]Well don't tell us, we can't see your arm through the tubes.[/QUOTE]
I sure as hell can.
Here take a health pack
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They even clean up blood stains.
Just pretend you done something heroic like Epidemick said. Also would you rather be in complete agony and BE FORCED to go too the hospital OR would you take a little snigger from one of your friends?
I fell off a bed 2.5ft off the ground and broke my left arm.
I win.
[QUOTE=Lemonator;20556197]
I got to my house, Cooked up my noodles, Look up symptoms (They are accurate) and it turns out my shoulder is broken, f***.?[/QUOTE]
Cool the wikipedia artical says that I have most of the symptoms of cancer, a death teeth, and other shit.
Oh wait there is a box at the top of the page that says I should visit a real doctor.
[quote][b]How does a shoulder dislocation happen?[/b]
A shoulder dislocation generally occurs after an injury such as a fall or a sports-related injury. About 95% of the time, when the shoulder dislocates, the top of the humerus is sitting in front of the shoulder blade[/quote]
This is exactly what I have.
[QUOTE=Lemonator;20557775]This is exactly what I have.[/QUOTE]
Grab a saw and amputate it, no one can fix that shit.
I once stood in a gutter while turning around, slightly running. Broke my ankle.
[QUOTE=Lemonator;20556326]I don't want to go to a hospital because I broke my arm in the summer while biking, it would be humiliating to go back to school with another arm brace.[/QUOTE]
So instead you want to be brought to tears every time you pick up the damn pencil or take a sip of a drink?
Fucking moron.
[QUOTE=trent_roolz;20561171]So instead you want to be brought to tears every time you pick up the damn pencil or take a sip of a drink?
Fucking moron.[/QUOTE]
He's a manly man.
[QUOTE=Baldr;20557677]Cool the wikipedia artical says that I have most of the symptoms of cancer, a death teeth, and other shit.
Oh wait there is a box at the top of the page that says I should visit a real doctor.[/QUOTE]
A death teeth? Darn, you better get that checked out. Sounds serious.
OP, if your shoulder is dislocated, I don't think "waiting it out" is going to help any. Just go to the doctor. Dislocation is not the same thing as having it broken. You might have to wear it in a sling for a bit, but you won't need a cast.
I broke my arm when my mom scared me while I was masturbating and fell out of my chair.
[QUOTE=Tarana;20563249]A death teeth? Darn, you better get that checked out. Sounds serious.[/QUOTE]
It was a wisdom teeth and a badly lit bathroom. Everything is fine.
I think braking it while fapping would be the most pathetic way.
[QUOTE=Lemonator;20557775]This is exactly what I have.[/QUOTE]
Don't worry guys, I saw how to fix a dislocated shoulder on [b]LOST[/b].
Have a guy pull on your arm, and then you have to pop it back in. Jack told me, trust me, he the man.
[QUOTE=toxicweirdo;20565885]Don't worry guys, I saw how to fix a dislocated shoulder on [B]LOST[/B].
Have a guy pull on your arm, and then you have to pop it back in. Jack told me, trust me, he the man.[/QUOTE]
Pshh, I saw Xena do it herself. She just slammed her shoulder against a rock wall to pop it back in.
Nah it really needs to be amputated before it starts to rot.
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Also you would have noticed it if it was broken, and waiting reduces the chance of getting it as it was before.
[highlight]GO SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR![/highlight]
i'll be there in a few to fix it, hang in there.
get to a doctor.
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