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This one is about finishing eachother's sentences.
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Shoutout to my nigga POOTIE TANG!
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Giving me a constant error, just posting it.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HALLO GOOD SA
Stranger: lol
You: HOW IS THIS FINE EVE?
Stranger: omg ur so cute :3
You: QUITE
You: I WOULD CERTAINLY HOPE SO, MY FAIR FRIEND
You: IT WOULD APPEAR THAT YOU HAVE A GRAPHICAL ANIMATION DEPICTING VULGAR ACTS ON YOUR SCREEN
You: I DO NOT ENJOY THIS
You: damnit
Stranger: loll
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lol
You: ol' college try
You: once more...
You: THERE WE ARE
Stranger: i like your hat
You: WHY THANK YOU
You: IT IS QUITE EXQUISITE
Stranger: ur a 9gagger?
You: NOPE, I DO NOT ENJOY GAGGING UNLESS IT IS ON THE MALE PORTION OF THE HUMAN GENOTALIA
You: MY FAIR FRIEND
Stranger: hahh
You: THE KIND THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS
Stranger: you froze..
Stranger: ahaha
You: AH DAMN
You: ANOTHER TIME, THEN
Stranger: u want gay porn?
You: SURE, IF YOU WOULD NOT MIND MY FAIR FRIEND
You: AND MAY I ASK A SERVICE TO YOU IN RETURN FOR SUCH A NICE DEED?
You: THAT MAN HAS RECENTLY SHAVEN
You: THE OTHER HAS NOT
Stranger: do you rly have braces?
You: QUITE THE SPECIMEN
You: INDEED
You: AH, MY FAVORITE PASTIME ACTIVITY, WRESTLING
You: TWO GOOD LADS GOING AT IT FOR DOMINANCE
You: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST
You: THAT MAN DOES NOT APPEAR TO BE ENJOYING THIS ENDEAVOR
Stranger: lol i dont understand 70% of what ur saying
Stranger: but i think i find talking to you enjoyable
You: YOU HAVE TWO MALES WRESTLING ON YOUR SCREEN
You: I WOULD HOPE I'M ENJOYABLE
Stranger: oh u are
You: ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS OF ME THAT YOU WOULD WISH FOR ME TO ANSWER?
Stranger: are you gaay?
Stranger: i love gay people
Stranger: they're so cute
Stranger: like at my screen
Stranger: look how cute it is
You: ONLY HALF WAY, MY FAIR FRIEND. I DO ENJOY BOTH THE QUEER FOLK AND THE LADIES FRONTBITTS
You: QUITE THE SCENE THAT IT, I DO ENJOY IT
You: IT APPEARS THAT ONE MAN IS....IS.....FORCING HIS MOUTH MUSSLE INTO THE OTHER'S RECTAL CANALS......QUITE
Stranger: cute
You: I WISH I COULD JOIN THEM
Stranger: so do i
You: I DO ENJOY A GOOD SIXTY NINE, AS THOSE AMERICANS CALL IT
Stranger: it was short
You: INDEED, BUT QUITE SWEET
You: LIKE THE SOUND OF A LITTLE HUMMINGBIRD, DRINKING IT'S LAST DEW BEFORE THE EAGLES COME TO DESTROY IT'S HERITAGE
You: THAT WAS QUITE THE METAPHOR FOR AMERICAN-EUROPEAN RELATIONS, WOULDN'T YOUAGREE?
You: TITTIES
You: THAT LADY HAS HAIR LIKE A BROWN TIGER
You: GROWING OUT OF HER BREASTS AND STRAIGHT UP INTO HER LOVELY HEAD
Stranger: ..
You: I SEE A PAY COUNTER, I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU ARE NOT PAYING FOR THIS ENTERTAINMENT
Stranger: oh hell no
You: THERE IS QUITE THE PLETHORA OF FREE FORNICATION ONLINE
You: GOOD THEN
You: HAS MY MOBILE PERSONAL TECHNOLOGICAL COMPUTER SPORTING THE LATEST HARDWARE INTERFACE WITH EQUIPPED ONLINE WEB CAMERA RESUMED IT'S FUNCTIONALITY YET?
Stranger: uhm yes?
You: GOOD THEN, I SHALL NOW SWITCH TO MY NEWLY CONSTRUCTED MASK OF AFRICAN DELIGHTS
Stranger: okee
Stranger: lol
You: THERE WE ARE
You: HOW DO I LOOK?
Stranger: cute
You: I SHALL GIVE TWO GREAT FEELING THUMBS UP FOR THAT, YOU REMARKABLY GENTLY AND APTLY REWARDED FRIEND OF MINE
Stranger: okeee
You: IT APPEARS THAT MY ABILITY AND FUNCTION OF SIGHT HAS DEGRADED GREATLY DUE TO MY REMOVAL OF MY SPECIALLY DESIGNED ORACULAR SPECTACLES.
You: NOW RETURNED TO THEIR PREVIOUS AND DUTIFUL POSITION
You: AND MATCHING BOWLER HAT...
Stranger: looks good on you
You: I LOOK QUITE THE CIRQUE DU SOLEIL VILLIAN NOW, IF I DON'T SAY SO MYSELF
You: TIME FOR REMOVAL OF ALL DEVICES IMPLANTED ON THE FACE EXCEPT FOR BOWLER HAT AND ORACULAR SPECTACLES
Stranger: do u always smile with your mouth open?
You: NOT UNLESS I GIVE MY NASTY GRIN
You: QUITE THE RAPE FACE, THAT ONE
You: I FEEL FOR A SPOT OF TEA
You: NEVERMIND, I HAVE JUST FOUND IT IS RECYCLED PISS
Stranger: ew
You: WHAT IN THE GOOD HEAVENS, IF I MUST SAY
You: THE TASTE LINGERS, LIKE MENSTRUAL BLOOd
You: BLOOD*
Stranger: ...ew
You: BACK TO HAPPY
Stranger: yay
You: ANY OTHER REQUESTS OF ME?
You: I AM STUDYING TO BE A BUTLER, GREAT-O PRACTICE THEY SAY IN THE COLLEGe
Stranger: how fun
You: INDEED
Stranger: uhm oke
You: OK THEN
Stranger: no more porn
You: TALLY-O, AND GODSPEED IN YOUR FUTURE INDEAVORS
You have disconnected.
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*Keeping in mind I started off wearing a bowler hat and giving the most winning smile I could muster. As we got more into it my face started getting tired, so I put on a really creepy old mask that I had made myself in high-school.
The person I was talking with only showed pornography in his/her video. Pretty sure it was a female, however. She started putting on gay pornography which I remarked upon.
The caps was meant to represent an old-timey british accent, because fuck if I was going to change sentence structure and add apostraphes to get the same effect.