• Card trick thread
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Hey you motherfuckers, want to learn how to do real magic? Of course you do, but I'm not here to teach you real magic, that's for faggots like Harry Potter, I'm here to teach you how to fucking scam people, and get babes at the same time. [b]The Master of all Card Tricks [/b] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tScm-eZInBE[/media] Okay motherfucker, since you're just starting off, you might want to get a deck of cards. Maybe even two. First we'll look at what a card trick is. This video has both the trick at the start, then how to do it after the trick. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEu3RYq3F48[/media] Now, that is a motherfucking card trick. That is probably the most impressive card trick I have seen, and it gets you at least 60 babes. Easily. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZQ3BMukysg[/media] WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GYPSY MAGIC? I have no clue, but now you know it, and you and your little demon friends can go and get laid like any night of the week. Okay, now you're thinking, "Oh shit, this fuck is waaat outta my league, wheres some tricks that will get me just a few babes, because I can't handle the power of those other ones" I've got you covered, here you go, [i]cry some more[/i]. [b]Taught to you by an old guy[/b] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKocNZ-IWL4[/media] "Hey man, that guy was way too old, can you give me a prof that's maybe, just a few years younger?" Goddamit, here. [b]Taught by a hip new guy[/b] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_F3mOjWX6U[/media] Hopefully, you've learned some motherfucking card tricks. Now go out there and get some puss!
Um, why did you need to use "motherfucker" and "faggot" in all your sentences?
[QUOTE=CanibalMonke;15300123]Um, why did you need to use "motherfucker" and "faggot" in all your sentences?[/QUOTE] Because of how motherfucking impressive some of these are. Faggot.
This guy wanted to show me a magic card trick on the streets. He said he would need a dollar bill for the trick to work properly. So I hand him a One and he runs off.
This That and Other is way too easy. It's just slight of hand. [editline]03:33PM[/editline] Also on the second vid at about 0:35-0:37 you can see a card that is a clover, so that trick fails.
That was awesome thanks.
What the fuck is this gypsy magic?!?!?!
[QUOTE=nos217;15300423]That was awesome thanks.[/QUOTE] That's exactly what the girls say after you show them one (or more) of these tricks, now for only 4.99$ (plus applicable taxes)
Jesus christ halfway through the last video the women's screams are unbearable.
i am good at poker. i gave your post a smily vote
It aggravates me so much. I'm still on the first trick (I don't do card tricks, total nub at this) and I can do the first part fine (the four 2's and the four 10's), and I can do the second part fine (the four kings), separately. But when I try to do them fluidly, I screw up the kings. :argh:
Why is this thread's OP maturity level equal to a 12 year old? I tried the trick and it works for me.
OP you're so cool, you use 'motherfucking' in every sentence and can do magic tricks!
[QUOTE=skidude28;15306405]OP you're so cool, you use 'motherfucking' in every sentence and can do magic tricks![/QUOTE] Proves the OP isn't a motherfucking faggot.
The girls are possessed on the last video. When they laugh; the demons speak.
Aight so, I just used loads of fucking swear words because... If I take them out in a week, will you forgive me?
In what country do card tricks get you babes.
card tricks r gay i can cut off my penis n grow it bacfk xD
i don't get it, how does it work?
Why hel-fucking-lo. How the fucking hell do you do, faggot. I fucking cuss because it makes me fucking cool, goddamnit. Fuck fuck shit fuck.
Some of those were decent.
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