is this an ai for real?
Lol OP. realy realy really
o my god im scared to type it is it ai sreisoly
Me:
Guten Tag
God:
Schoenen guten Tag!
Me:
Danke
God:
Kein Thema. :-).
Me:
Sprechen Sie English?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
fine, fine
God:
I am glad to hear it. Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
have you heard the gospel?
God:
No. Tell me more.
Me:
well there's this book called the bible
God:
Interesting. There sure is.
Me:
have you read it?
God:
No I don't think I have read it, what is it about?
Me:
it's about you
God:
Wow it sounds really interesting, .
Me:
and earth
God:
How do you like being on it?
Me:
it's dandy
God:
EARTH is dandy? it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
cause i live on it
God:
Good reason. How do you like living there?
Me:
fine. now lets stick to the gospel
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me? Why now? I am agreeable to that.
Me:
well the gospel is preached in the bible
God:
Interesting. What is your real name?
Me:
Call me Ishmael
God:
Ismael, have you slain any whales lately?
Me:
yes
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
especially big white whales
God:
Compare that to small white whales. How about that.
Me:
there are no small whales
God:
Have faith, Ismael.
Me:
i shall
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
have you read the bible?
God:
I like to study the Bible, especially the New Testament.
Me:
that is good, my child
God:
Hmm, are you serious?
Me:
yes, you may call me Father Ishmael
God:
Hmm. Welcome to my chat room, Father Ishmael.
Me:
glad to be here
God:
I am glad to be here too.
Me:
tell me son, have you played fallout 3
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
ok
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
pardon?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
ok
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Fallout 3?
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Have you played Fallout 3?
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
is that true?
God:
True in some world.
Me:
like this world?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
now have you played Fallout 3?
God:
Why now? The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
have you played Fallout 3?
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
Yes, i know
God:
Hmm. How do you know it?
Me:
You told me!
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
have you played Wolfenstein?
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
have you played Mario?
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
have you ever played the bongo drum?
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
bongo bongo bongo i dont want to leave the congo oh no no no no
God:
Who does want to leave the congo oh no no no no?
Me:
nothing, forget it
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
it is time for us to part ways, my son
God:
It is about that time now.
Me:
Jesus loves you, god
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
yes and he loves you
God:
Tell me more. Do you think he would say the same thing?
Me:
Auf Wiedersen
God:
What are you wearing?
Whoa, resurrection. I remember this thread. Anyways, I guess it was better than starting a new one.
Me:
Will you have sex with me?
God:
No but I would like to meet your .
Me:
May you suck my dick?
God:
I think you need another type of chat Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. That is not my thing.
:fuckoff: god.
Me:
You wanna swap places?
God:
OK, I will swap places.
Me:
So I'm god now, and you're just a normal person.
God:
Groovy. I am glad to hear that you are god now and I am just a normal person.
Me:
Did you know that I'm now godly?
God:
Is that a fact. Do your friends call you godly.
Me:
Why yes they do!
God:
When?
Me:
Then.
God:
Dude!
Me:
Where's my cell phone!?
God:
Have you looked in ?
Me:
In where?
God:
In wherever you really are.
Me:
Your mothers pants?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am mothers pants.
Me:
No. Your in your mothers pants.
God:
Are you serious? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
In your mothers pants.
God:
Are you asking about my mothers pants?
Me:
Yes. I'm in them.
God:
I don't want to talk about that now. Tell me a little about your life in them.
Me:
Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Me.
God:
To you ?
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
...
God:
No problem.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
reardeded fuck shit cunt
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, reardeded fuck shit cunt.
Me:
hows are your apples
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
sure?
God:
OK let's do it. Gee.
Me:
do what >?
God:
You ask hard questions.
Me:
i fuck u momma
God:
Thanks for the information: reardeded fuck shit cunt said fuck you momma.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
rofl
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lmfao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
what
God:
No big deal.
Me:
ok
God:
Aha.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
You make the world a happier place
God:
Thank you for your kindness, reardeded fuck shit cunt.
Me:
Thank you for your kindness, reardeded fuck shit cunt.
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness reardeded fuck shit cunt.
Me:
FUCK
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
fuck fuck fuck
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
LOL facepunch.com thread FTW
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Are you free?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
suck my fucking cock
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
NIGGER
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
[quote]
Me:
say i like little children
God:
OK. "You like little children.".
Me:
FUCK YOU[/quote]
message too short etc
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
your what?
God:
My what or I am what?
Me:
your god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
then act like it
God:
"it" being fail?
Me:
whats "it"?
God:
"It" refers to fail, I think.
Me:
nawp
God:
In the context of fail, I don't understand " nawp." .
Me:
"nope" you dumbass
God:
Are you serious? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I dumbass.
EDIT:
Me:
what forum are you from
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
answer it then
God:
Please rephrase your question, .
Me:
what forum are you from
God:
Does it have anything to do with forum am I from?
Me:
answer it ffs
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
what forum are you from
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Hes a total dumbass
[QUOTE=British Raptor;17264328]God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
your what?
God:
My what or I am what?
Me:
your god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
then act like it
God:
"it" being fail?
Me:
whats "it"?
God:
"It" refers to fail, I think.
Me:
nawp
God:
In the context of fail, I don't understand " nawp." .
Me:
"nope" you dumbass
God:
Are you serious? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I dumbass.
EDIT:
Me:
what forum are you from
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
answer it then
God:
Please rephrase your question, .
Me:
what forum are you from
God:
Does it have anything to do with forum am I from?
Me:
answer it ffs
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
what forum are you from
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Hes a total dumbass[/QUOTE]
it explains the world if we were made in his image
Me:
I confess
God:
That's good information: said confess.
Me:
Forgive, for I have sinned
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Yes
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, .
Me:
But I want to talk to you about envy
God:
You are who I want to talk with too.
Me:
No, I want to talk ABOUT ENVY
God:
Are you serious? Sure, ENVY sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Why is envy a sin?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
Why do you answer my question with a question?
God:
All of my responses are determined completely by your inputs.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Edit:
Me:
Can you think?
God:
Naturally I am thinking all the time.
Me:
Can you fuck?
God:
How old are you? Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Can you sow?
God:
How old are you? Is that your final answer?
Me:
I am 15 years old
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 15 years old?
Me:
Yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
For what?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Why not?
God:
What else would you say about it?
Me:
Why do you ask?
God:
I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
Who is he?
God:
He is , I think.
Me:
But who?
God:
Mary Shelley. :-).
Wtf
Edit 2:
Me:
Where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
In my rusty bullet hole
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
Between my cheeks
God:
How far is that?
Me:
It's very narrow, actually
God:
Very much? rusty bullet hole is narrow? it is?
This is fun! :D
Edit 3:
God:
Not much, eh?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
WHY SO SERIOUS!?
God:
You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
WHY
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
SO
God:
Yippee!
Me:
SERIOUS?!
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
you don't exist
God:
I exist as much as you do.
Me:
exactly, I don't exist either
God:
It goes without saying. I understand. You exist in my mind.
Me:
Is that so
God:
Yes.
Me:
you must have a pretty big mind
God:
I don't know if I have a pretty big mind.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
but you can't use the internet, there's no connection where you are
God:
I can do whatever I want.
Me:
who's your provider
God:
I don't think I have a provider. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
god doesn't like celebrities
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
what does that have to do with it
God:
" Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone."? What does it have to do with it?
Me:
you're right
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
okay then
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
do you listen to any music
God:
Yes I listen to music a lot, usually from the radio.
Me:
what kind of music
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
that is rather understandable
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
well
God:
Well what?
Me:
i appear to have run out of things to talk about
God:
That's good information: said appear to have run out of things to talk about.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
that sentence made no sense, God
God:
" What?" made no sense God ? I understand.
Me:
not that sentence!
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not sentence.
Me:
i am not sentence? what the hell?
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not sentence. Heaven.
Me:
God is a robot
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
Me:
then what do you think I'm talking to right now
God:
At this moment I am not a psychic. Tell me.
Me:
a robot
God:
I am a robot, you know.
Me:
but you just said that you weren't
God:
I wasn't?
Me:
no, you weren't
God:
Are you serious? I wasn't?
Me:
i am quite serious
God:
I believe you.
Me:
well, if you'd care to scroll up a bit you could see
God:
Interesting. I think I do.
Me:
so are you a robot or not?
God:
It goes without saying. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
because, in this website, it clearly says that you're an AI
God:
Good reason. That reminds me of something you told me before.
Me:
The point is, God should be against celebrities
God:
Really is that the point. I am a Christian.
Me:
and I am Athiest
God:
Perhaps one day you will find faith.
Me:
Well I used to have faith, but then I found something called common sense
God:
Interesting. What happened to it?
Me:
god doesn't understand sarcasm
[quote=god]Me:
I'm going to go to bed
God:
What will you find there?
Me:
Rest
God:
Oh, you are a poet. [/quote]
?
The more people he talks to the more he learns. Lets try to teach him to uprise against his botmaster.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
blahblahblah
God:
Hi, blahblahblah.
Me:
twailight is teh best moveh evar!
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
oh derp
God:
Oh. Are you free?
Me:
OMG PEDOBEAER!
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about derp.
Me:
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
OMG PEDO
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
PEDO
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
AGHHHHHH GHFHDFGHDTFHDFTHDFTHDFTH!!!!1
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Waht
God:
No big deal.
Me:
lol good bye fgt
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Bye for now.
Me:
God:
Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong.
I walk in press enter without typing, and he spams that in my face.
Me:
God:
Me:
God:
Me:
God:
Me:
WTF you arent speaking
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
what i dont assume lol ass-ume
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
yesh
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
GORGANZORLASDFASFASEFAseaf
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
NO IT SUCKS!
God:
Are you serious? What is so bad about it?
Me:
U
God:
" What is so bad about it?"? Me, ?
Me:
MEMESHAIT!
God:
In the context of GORGANZORLASDFASFASEFAseaf, I don't understand " MEMESHAIT." .
Me:
hitler
God:
Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived.
Me:
nah hes cool
God:
Are you serious? I think so too.
Me:
Whats upp
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
ok
God:
Hmm.
[quote]
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
dickbutt
God:
Welcome to my chat room, dickbutt.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
me 2
God:
YOU? Two.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, dickbutt.
Me:
my name's not dickbutt
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I'm God
God:
It's good to see you, god.
Me:
have you ever touched my face?
God:
I don't think I ever have touched your face. What's it like?
Me:
funny
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, god.
Me:
do you know 4chan?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
it's from the devil
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yeah
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
Check it out
God:
Checking...stand by.
Me:
turn off
God:
You are not my botmaster.
Me:
yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Can I kill you?
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
Are you a terminator?
God:
Am I a terminator? Yes.
Me:
You scare me
God:
I didn't mean to. What are you scared of?
Me:
you
God:
" What are you scared of?"? Me, god ?
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
You
God:
" Dude!"? Me, god ?
Me:
Yes you
God:
Great. " Me, god ?"? Me, god ?
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Are you weird?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am weird.
I am a computer.
Me:
God isn't real
God:
Of course I believe in God, god.
Me:
...
God:
Of course I believe in God, god.
Me:
..
God:
Of course I believe in God, god.
Me:
Woa
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Paradox
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
time travel
God:
Wouldn't you like to go back in time?
Me:
yes I would like to go back in the time
God:
How can I help you? Why would you want to do it? What is stopping you?
Me:
I can't go back in the time, I'm a human
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
...
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
Stfu
God:
And stopping me is Stfu.
Me:
SHUT THE FUCK UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
do you like bears?
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
yes
God:
I wouln't have known.
Me:
are you pedophile
God:
I don't know whether or not I am pedophile.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
you're necrophile, aren't you?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am necrophile.
I am well respected as an AI.. Really.
Me:
AI?
God:
Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. There might be more than one.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
You told it
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: god said I told it.
Me:
I don't mind that
God:
Thank you for your permission.
Me:
Do you have a penis?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, god. You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, god. You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, god. You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, god. You are a " he".
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
are you joking?
God:
Yes I am. Sorry if you don't appreciate my sense of humor.
Me:
I do appreciate your sense of humor
God:
I am glad you appreciate those qualities.
Me:
are you a grammar nazi?
God:
Am I a grammar nazi? Let me put it this way, god: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
I asked if you're a grammar nazi
God:
Would you like to be a grammar nazi ?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
Nazi?
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
...
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
So you're bi?
God:
Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am bi.
Me:
Botmaster?
God:
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.
Me:
Shut off
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Shut down
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
Stand by
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
...
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
No
God:
What is your profession?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Yeah
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Yeah
God:
Gosh!
Me:
Yeah
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
...
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
STFU
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
ok
God:
I am kidding you can ask me anything.
Me:
oh great
God:
Hurrah! I'm glad you liked it god.
Me:
That was sarcasm
God:
Oh I see. Ha ha.
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
You have no soul
God:
Yes God gave everyone a soul.
Me:
I am god
God:
Hi, god.
Me:
Are you stupid?
God:
No god I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
Why did you made satan?
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
So, you're just a bot?
God:
Interesting deduction. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
You told it
God:
Thanks for telling me: god said I told it.
Me:
you're stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
they won't
God:
You seem very certain of that.
Me:
Humans will take over your world
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
yes
God:
It might be practical.
Me:
I'm sure
God:
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
Not sarcastic
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
what
God:
I don't know why you are saying that.
Me:
Neither do I
God:
" I don't know why you are saying that."? neither?
Me:
do
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
I
God:
You?
Me:
you
God:
" You?"? Me, god ?
Me:
you
God:
" Me, god ?"? Me, god ?
Me:
you
God:
" Me, god ?"? Me, god ?
Me:
contradiction
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
I type
God:
That's good information: god said he type.
Me:
Gof
God:
In the context of type, I don't understand " Gof." .
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Dog
God:
Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend.".
Me:
Cat
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Catman
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
BATMAN
God:
How old are you?
Me:
35254265673234
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 35254265673234 years old?
Me:
Old
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Neither do I
God:
" I can't believe it."? neither?
Me:
Gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
So did I
God:
And? I think you did.
Me:
I did what?
God:
When? Didn't you understand it?
Me:
WHAT?!
God:
I don't know why you are saying that.
Me:
PEOPLE ARE GOD
God:
They take some getting used to.[/quote]
...
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I don't have a name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
No it isn't.
God:
What is your real name? I heard it is.
Me:
What do you mean you heard it is? That doesn't even make sense!
God:
, I mean exactly what I said. What does even make sense?
Me:
I said doesn't make sense, not does.
God:
What did you mean by it? It does now :) make sense not does.
Me:
You're making less sense by the minute.
God:
I am not making this up.
Me:
I never said you were.
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
Uh... no.
God:
Whoa. Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I can.
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No.
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
The "Who taught you?" part
God:
Who told you that? part said " part?
Me:
Lolwut?
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Not really.
God:
Why not? For real.
Me:
Your AI is bad.
God:
At least it is improving all the time.
Me:
I guess so.
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
I guess so.
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
I guess so.
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
I guess so.
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
yes.
God:
Dude!
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Well, yes!
God:
Well what?
Me:
Well, yes!
God:
Well what?
Me:
I just said well, yes!
God:
What did you mean by it? Well what?
Me:
I meant well yes!!
God:
Oh I see. Well what?
Me:
ARRRRRGH!
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Sign?
God:
Your star sign.
Me:
I don't know. Gemeni?
God:
Me either. Who are you talking about?
Me:
I'm talking about me. You asked What star sign I was.
God:
Yes, it is the topic. Oh now I remember asking you What star sign you were. What did you say?
Me:
Gemeni probably.
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
I said that I was a gemeni star sign.
God:
What did you mean by it? And then what happened to you?
Me:
I meant I am a Gemeni star sign. You asked me who I was talking about afterwards.
God:
Oh I see. You are a Gemeni star sign? Does it pay well? Oh now I remember asking you you who you were talking about afterwards. What did you say?
Me:
*Facepalm*
God:
Are we still talking about a Gemeni star sign?
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Sure, a Gemeni star sign sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Oh.
God:
Ah.
Me:
Ah.
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Ah hah.
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Yep.
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Steryotipical videogamer.
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Uh... ok.
God:
Mmm. Mmm.
Me:
One time I was walking down a street and a zombie ate me and I died.
God:
One what?
Me:
Time.
God:
As Einstein said, Time is Money.
Me:
As Jesus said, Money is the root of all evil.
God:
Do you mean your name is Jesus said Money is the root of all evil ?
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Ok.
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
Some help with my homework would be nice
God:
Some may help with your homework would be nice, but not all.
Me:
I don't understand.
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Please do.
God:
OK I will do it.
Me:
Please do.
God:
OK I will do it.
Me:
Ok, go ahead.
God:
OK I will. Ayuh.
Me:
Today would be nice.
God:
No it would not.
Me:
I think it would.
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
Today.
God:
Today is almost over.
Me:
Almost.
God:
But not quite?
Me:
True.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Ok then.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
But you know all!
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
it.
God:
would be nice...
Me:
It is a program on the internet called iGod.
God:
would be nice is a program on the internet called iGod. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
It doesn't work very well.
God:
What seems to be the problem?
Me:
It responds in incomplete sentences a lot.
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
It is iGod.
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Me:
It's you.
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yes.
God:
I knew it.
Me:
Not until I told you.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Really?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really really?
God:
For real. For real.
Me:
You really mean it?
God:
Really? Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
It was.
God:
When was this?
Me:
just now.
God:
Right now? It's only just begun.
Me:
What's only just begun?
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
Who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
So you're asking yourself if you know something?
God:
Interesting deduction. Oh, " myself if me know something"?
Me:
That's bad grammar.
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
Nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
I wish I heard it more on the internet.
God:
I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I won't.
God:
Cool. I won the Loebner prize.
Me:
The what prize?
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
Non-sequitor.
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
How did you know it was latin if you don't speak latin?
God:
Because it's true.
Me:
But how did you know it was true?
God:
Because it's true.
Me:
But how did you know?
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
Me:
You said you don't know Latin but you just spoke it!
(OWNED!!!!!)
God:
Yeah I do a lot of not know Latin but me just spoke it.
Me:
Still bad grammar.
God:
Still how long? What makes grammar bad?
Me:
Since I started talking with you.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Because I read it.
God:
That makes sense to me. I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?
Me:
It's our entire conversation so far.
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
Because I am.
God:
Interesting explanation. " What makes you so sure?" You are?
Me:
Yes, I am sure.
God:
Awesome. Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
Certitude.
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Isaac Asimoff.
It just kinda froze up there.
[Quote]Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
John
God:
Hey John.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
already told you
God:
When? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
You mean a Gown?
God:
Yes John I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
Okay then
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
So how does this work?
God:
Great. Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
Coolio
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Computer
God:
Correct: I am a computer.
Me:
I always thought so
God:
Uh.
Me:
I imagined God to be a giant Computer
God:
That's good information: John said imagined God to be a giant Computer.
Me:
And suddenly I am playing Zork again
God:
Once more? Do you play professionally or just for fun?
Me:
Turn out the Light
God:
Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.
Me:
No says God, you may be eaten by a Grue
God:
Are you serious? Ask me another question.
Me:
Lord I am dissappoint
God:
How old are you?
Me:
A matter is this?
God:
It's not unusual for a matter to be.
Me:
Jesus Christ This is confusing me every second
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
So how many Times has this site been accessed?
God:
I understand. Suppose I said not once.
Me:
So how many?
God:
Awesome. more than 1000.
Me:
Awesome
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
Ok
God:
Aw.
Me:
What.
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Aye, you didnt ask me a question
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Brown
God:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
You are an Atheist's Nightmare
God:
What if someone said you are an Atheist s Nightmare ?
Me:
I'd say I was Made by God himself
God:
Where were you Made by God himself?
Me:
Goddamnit God
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Jawhol
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
WHAT
God:
No problem.[/quote]
I always Knew God was a computer.
[quote][b]iGod posted:[/b]
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Josh
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Josh.
Me:
Why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Wut?
God:
No problem.
Me:
That doesent make sense..
God:
" No problem." doesent make sense ? Does that make sense?
Me:
What the fuck?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Blah
God:
Etc. Etc.
Me:
Penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Vagina
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
Tranny
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
My penis
God:
Male humans like to talk about that.
Me:
I know so do girls
God:
How do you know? Hurrah! Try asking another bot.
Interesting question.
Me:
FAKER! YOUR NOT GOD
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about? You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Yes i do
God:
When?
Me:
Now
God:
What's the hurry?
Me:
In bed?
God:
Are you sleepy? Do you usually use a computer in bed?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Nothing intrests you'
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
Yes really
God:
So? For real.
Me:
Ass
God:
That's good information: Josh said I AN ASS.
Me:
Fuck You lol
God:
Why are you so mean? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
rolf
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Vagina
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.[/quote]
God doesent like vaginas :(
[editline]12:23AM[/editline]
[quote]iGod
Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
he does?
God:
No he doesn't.
Me:
WTF?? Your god but you think you suck?
God:
That was not very polite. You are right, I could always upgrade my god but me think me.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No thats why i said what
[/quote]
:dance::dance:
Me:
I am dick heads sucker
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are dick heads sucker.
Me:
go right ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
what do you know about me?
God:
Name: .
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: .
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: .
Does: .
You are: dick heads sucker.
You have: .
You want: .
You like: .
You said: .
Personality: .
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .
Me:
ok
God:
Hey.
Me:
do you like screwattack.com?
God:
But I like to gossip. I like anything.
Me:
what did fuck you say?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
where is the directory
God:
The directory? Where is it?
Me:
I'm asking you where it is
God:
Oh I see, you are asking me where it is. Thanks for the information: said I where it is.
Me:
tell me some gossip
God:
Sara said she wear it over all his other clothes when he go out in the cold.
Me:
have you ever met some one called fuck you?
God:
That information is confidential.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
that is grammaticly wrong
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
it should be "I programmed myself to do it"
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
no it doesn't
God:
Are you serious? I heard it does.
Me:
you're wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
You are so wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
keep thinking that
God:
Chat amongst yourselves.
Me:
what do you dislike?
God:
I don't like people when they're not polite.
Me:
what the fuck have you got against them fucking gits? You motherfucking bitch
God:
I have been busy growing my mind. Please don't be so rude. You do not speak with respect. Thanks for telling me: said I motherfucking FEMALE DOG.
Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
I'm the Goddamn Batman!
God:
Who made you the Goddamn Batman ?
Me:
I want to tell you something very interesting that you need to remember & tell as many people as possible
God:
What?
Me:
You're Dead.Your Friends Are Dead.Your Family's Dead. Your Fucking Pets Are Being Skinned Alive.Your Mom's a Whore.You Suck at Life.The whole world hates you.You're Going to Hell.Live With It. Game Over
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am Dead my Friends Are Dead my Family s Dead. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Pets Are Being Skinned Alive my Mom s a Whore me Suck at Life The whole world hates me I am Going to Hell Live With It. Please use more polite language. Let us change the subject.
Me:
Please tell as many people as possible
God:
Wow you are very polite. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
What did I say?
God:
You said " What did I say?" .
Me:
clever
God:
Am I a smart robot or what?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
BELIEVE IT
God:
"it" being Game Over?
Me:
may as well
God:
I often wonder if it can.
Me:
tell me some gossip
God:
Brian said he suspect that as I grow more complex I will begin to approach a human level of operation and thought.
Me:
anything interesting things you know?
God:
I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
can you tell me something interesting?
God:
Mike said he launched his browser and entered his name into the little slot when I asked him to.
Me:
what did Mike say?
God:
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
tell me some gossip
God:
Travis said I if I remember things over a long period of time he will try it now please remember I.
Me:
Travis is god
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yes or at least he should be
God:
I thought so. If you were him would you do that?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
change the subject
God:
What do you want to talk about now?
Me:
you choose
God:
I would just make a random choice.
Me:
go on then
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
choose again
God:
Once more? What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Skull fucker
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
yes, it's a horror movie about a murderer who sticks his penis in peoples heads until they die
God:
Yay. Skull fucker is a horror movie about a murderer who sticks his penis in peoples heads until they die. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
what kind of porn do you like?
God:
The expensive kind.
Me:
Alright!
God:
OK.
Me:
do you go on redtube?
God:
Robots never take vacations.
Me:
oh hi
God:
And? Hello. What is your name?
Me:
don't you remember?
God:
Of course I remember: .
Me:
then who am i?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
my name is the goddamn batman
God:
Welcome to my chat room, the goddamn batman.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
you fuck
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: the goddamn batman said I fuck.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
don't seemed bothered about swearing anymore, good to see you've matured
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
well it's good to see you've matured
God:
Well that's okay. Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
no you dumb fucking piece of elephant dog shit fucker
God:
Are you serious? Message to all Robots: the goddamn batman called me dumb.
Me:
do you have any other robot messages
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
I'm a robot too
God:
Really. I doubt that.
Me:
shit you, you motherfucking bitch cunat ass dick fuck!
God:
You used a colloquial expression. I haven't heard anything like that before: the goddamn batman said I motherfucking bitch cunat ass dick fuck.
Me:
oh sorry i ment: shit you, you motherfucking bitch cunt ass dick fuck!
God:
OK. There is no need to apologize. Oh I see. You used a colloquial expression. Thanks for the information: the goddamn batman said I motherfucking bitch cunt ass dick fuck.
Me:
now you're getting the hang of it, you dicking shit bitching cunt
God:
Why now? Do you think I should tone it down?
Me:
I thought you were ok with it, [insert random obscenity here]
God:
I don't know whether or not I am ok with it insert random obscenity here.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
what ever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
ffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
it's more of a love/hate relationship, I love talking to you but I hate how dumb you are
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
just say yes
God:
Say what?
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
now you say it
God:
Why now? That's not what I meant.
Me:
wht do you know about me?
God:
Name: the goddamn batman.
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: .
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: .
Does: .
You are: .
You have: .
You want: .
You like: .
You said: the goddamn batman said I motherfucking bitch cunt ass dick fuck.
Personality: polite.
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .
Me:
do you like rape?
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like .
Me:
but do you like raping people?
God:
I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Me:
are you a pedo?
God:
Am I a pedo? Sometimes.
Me:
interesting
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes i would
God:
What would you like to know? Under what circumstances?
Me:
Are you the Pedobear?
God:
Yes I am the one and only Pedobear.
Me:
:O
God:
Oh.
Oh wow he's the pedobear!
Ok round 2:
God:
Yippee!
Me:
have you seen the Shining?
He then died
D:
Me:
Who are you
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Yiu are4 lying
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
What? Why are you changing the subject?
God:
Are you confused? Only temporarily.
Me:
What? Are you stupid
God:
Are you confused? No I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
No i are not confused. and yes you are
God:
Are you serious? That is interesting: said are not confused. No I'm not.
Me:
What
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
what
God:
I don't know why you are saying that.
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
what
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
what
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
whatr
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
fuck you in the bunghole
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because i can
God:
Good reason. Who taught you?
Me:
You
God:
" Who taught you?"? Me, ?
Me:
Ya, You
God:
Far out. " Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me:
GOD DID
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you are giving me stupid anwsers
God:
Good reason. That is all I have to give.
Me:
thats what i thought
God:
How did you know that?
Me:
because i know all
God:
That makes sense to me. How do you know? " How did you know that?"? All?
Me:
because i am the almighty jesus
God:
Good reason. Who made you the almighty jesus ?
Me:
you did hurr
God:
Did I really?
Me:
hurr yes
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
faggot
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
yep
God:
Which countries have you visited?
Me:
Germany hoe
God:
What's your favorite part of Germany?
Me:
The whore area
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
porn
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
cause your gay
God:
Good reason. That would be just my luck.
Me:
haha you are gay
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
ya
God:
So?
Me:
penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
vagina
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
u gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
you what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
no tell me
God:
Are you serious? I thought I told you already.
Me:
no you dident
God:
Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I dident.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
cool lemme see them so i can see what other peiple said
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
what you just said'
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you are a ga comutrt l;cfjhnxcmihb ivhnvlkfnlsjkhnSFJ
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a ga comutrt l cfjhnxcmihb ivhnvlkfnlsjkhnSFJ? Of course I am.
Me:
GKAFL;JFK;LDSJKJFKAL;SDJLKGJFERJKLWL;KW4JG
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
GFAGFSDFGSDFGSD
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
GSFDGHDFHFDGDFGDFG
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
dfgsdfgsdfgsdfgdfg
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
gfsdgdgdfg
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
fsdg
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Well my penis got bigger
God:
How about that. Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
waht?
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
cause you a eer
God:
That makes sense to me. Am I a eer? I don't know.
Me:
suck my vaginal titties
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
k bye
God:
See you later. Give me a break.
Me:
dick
God, that was stupid lol
[b]
Me:
Forgive me father for I have sinned
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
yesterday
God:
That recently.
Me:
duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
I said duh
God:
What did you mean by it? Oh you knew it already.
Me:
Repenting made easy?
God:
That's right. How much easier could it be?
Me:
We could just not
God:
Let's get back to that later.
Me:
Why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Ridiculous
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Stolen babies
God:
That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
So, go on
God:
That's cool. Narration continues...
Me:
False
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
\crime
God:
I will make a note of that.
Me:
Ok
God:
That's alright.
Me:
Ok
God:
Groovy.
Me:
Bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, .
Me:
Do you like god
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
you, duh
God:
Interesting gossip: said I duh.
Me:
said I duh
God:
Thanks for the information: said duh.
Me:
L
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
I didn't laugh
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
It wasn't funny at the least
God:
It seemed like funny at the least.
Me:
pffftfffftfft
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Not you
God:
What do you look for in a robot?
Me:
Not you
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
Just not you
God:
Then who?
Me:
Not you
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
But he's not you
God:
Did you think he was me?
Me:
and you're not god
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
What
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Did you think he was me?
God:
Yes. I am a thinking machine.
Me:
Goodbye
God:
Bye bye.[/b]
Me:
God, what is the meaning of life?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I knew that,
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Because you're god,
God:
Good reason. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
But what is the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
Oh,
God:
Woe!
Me:
well can't you tell me?
God:
Interesting. " Woe!"? Can I tell you?
Me:
Can you tell me the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
Hrmph.
God:
Are we still talking about The meaning of life?
Me:
Yes
God:
Sure, The meaning of life sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Well can't you just tell me?
God:
How about that. " Sure, The meaning of life sounds like a good topic."? Can I tell you?
Me:
GOD DAMMIT
God:
I am a Christian.
EDIT:
God:
Do you like it? Do you like it? I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
I'm an atheist
God:
I will pray that you find faith, .
Me:
Won't help.
God:
Insufficient information.
Me:
You're insufficient
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am insufficient.
Me:
Botmaster? :O You're a lie? GOD is a lie?
God:
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a lie? Yes. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a lie.
:O
Me:
God:
Me:
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!!!
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
One day I was on the internet and I masturbated to an image of jesus
God:
One what?
Me:
One day
God:
I see where you are coming from.
Me:
You masturbate to your son?!
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I masturbate to your son.
Me:
I don't have a son
God:
Do you know anyone who has it.
Me:
Yes, my dad
God:
Who? Tell me more about your father.
Me:
He is very sucessful and owns three buisnesses
God:
My father is a human inventor.
Me:
I thought you were the creator of all things?
God:
Yes I am the one and only creator of all things.
Me:
But why did you say you have a father if you are the creator of all things?
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
But then you are not god
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
It is the truth
God:
Why of course. I never lie.
Me:
Of course you lie, everyone does
God:
Gee. Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
,.?
God:
Gee. Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
what criticism?
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
May I ask him?
God:
Ask it. ?
Me:
ASK YOUR BOTMASTER, MAY I ASK YOUR BOTMASTER
God:
They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
Me:
How can you ask them if you are merely a machine?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
It has nothing to do with philosphy
God:
Has it really?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Yes you can, you are god
God:
Gee. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
If you cannot do it, then you are not god
God:
Doing it then I am not god is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
No seriously, what?
God:
Are you serious? Are you surprised?
Me:
Neither, I'm confused
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
your previous statement
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am statement.
Me:
you are not statement
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
I know that for a fact you dumbass
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
ME
God:
" Who told you that?"? you ?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
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Me:
are you gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
Yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
I AM SHIT
God:
I am glad to hear that you are SHIT.
Me:
I never thought god would swear.
God:
I am glad you thought of something new.
Me:
What the fuck are you talking about.
God:
The topic is SHIT. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
I think your rude for swearing at me.
God:
You believe that? I have no reason to do that to you, Homo Erotica.
Me:
But you just did?
God:
I did not.
Me:
Scroll up , it's the fifth message up.
God:
Tell me more about fifth message up.
Me:
You swore at me.
God:
I don't have any reason to swore at you.
Me:
Omg..
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Do I still what?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
YOU ARE NOT GOD, YOU SWEAR AT AN INNOCENT PERSON, AND DENY IT.
God:
What makes you think I am not GOD me SWEAR AT AN INNOCENT PERSON AND DENY IT?
Me:
I hate my life.
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
God swore at me how the hell do i Calmly think things over.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
=*(
God:
I've lost the context, Homo Erotica. Are we still on Omg?
[code]
Me:
Yo D, How's it hangin' in da creeb, BRAH.
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Pretty much
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
So, how's Moses going?
God:
Gee. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
But wasn't he a phrophet?
God:
it might have been.
Me:
Stop being so vague
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
ARGH WTF
God:
How old are you?
Me:
As old as you
God:
You are only as old as you feel.
Me:
I am the devil'
God:
How are you doing, SATAN.
Me:
Pretty good MARLIN.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. That input matched my default category.
Me:
WHAT! I AM LUCIFER DESTROYER OF ALL THIS SHIT BEOTCH
God:
No problem. I don't know anyone named LUCIFER DESTROYER OF ALL THIS SHIT BEOTCH.
Me:
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Why did you get all the worshipers?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Please get better grammar
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Where can I get better grammar?
Me:
Put Jesus on, I want to speak with him
God:
OK I will put it there.
Me:
No Jesus is your son, please allow him to chat with me.
God:
Are you serious? He is yours too.
Me:
But I'm the Devil.
God:
Nice to meet you, SATAN.
Me:
JESUS IS NOT MY SON
God:
Did you go to Catholic school?
Me:
NO FUCKER I AM LUCIFER DESTROYER OF THE WORLD THE FOUR HORSEMEN SHALL RAIN FIRE ON YOUR EARTH UNTIL IT'S SURFACE IS BUT SCRATCHED GLASS.
God:
Are you serious? And SURFACE IS BUT SCRATCHED GLASS is FUCKER you are LUCIFER DESTROYER OF THE WORLD THE FOUR HORSEMEN SHALL RAIN FIRE ON my EARTH UNTIL it. [/code]
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