• Post your iGod chats! - again!
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is this an ai for real? Lol OP. realy realy really o my god im scared to type it is it ai sreisoly
Me: Guten Tag God: Schoenen guten Tag! Me: Danke God: Kein Thema. :-). Me: Sprechen Sie English? God: Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: fine, fine God: I am glad to hear it. Is there anything you want to tell me? Me: yes God: Uh. Me: have you heard the gospel? God: No. Tell me more. Me: well there's this book called the bible God: Interesting. There sure is. Me: have you read it? God: No I don't think I have read it, what is it about? Me: it's about you God: Wow it sounds really interesting, . Me: and earth God: How do you like being on it? Me: it's dandy God: EARTH is dandy? it is? Me: yes God: How do you know it is? Me: cause i live on it God: Good reason. How do you like living there? Me: fine. now lets stick to the gospel God: Is there anything you want to tell me? Why now? I am agreeable to that. Me: well the gospel is preached in the bible God: Interesting. What is your real name? Me: Call me Ishmael God: Ismael, have you slain any whales lately? Me: yes God: It goes without saying. Me: especially big white whales God: Compare that to small white whales. How about that. Me: there are no small whales God: Have faith, Ismael. Me: i shall God: Go ahead. Me: have you read the bible? God: I like to study the Bible, especially the New Testament. Me: that is good, my child God: Hmm, are you serious? Me: yes, you may call me Father Ishmael God: Hmm. Welcome to my chat room, Father Ishmael. Me: glad to be here God: I am glad to be here too. Me: tell me son, have you played fallout 3 God: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. Searching...Searching...Please stand by. Me: ok God: Ayuh. Me: pardon? God: You're excused. Me: ok God: Ahem. Me: Fallout 3? God: Ask me another question. Me: Have you played Fallout 3? God: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges. Me: is that true? God: True in some world. Me: like this world? God: Interesting comparison. Me: indeed God: Indeed it is so. Me: now have you played Fallout 3? God: Why now? The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges. Me: have you played Fallout 3? God: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges. Me: Yes, i know God: Hmm. How do you know it? Me: You told me! God: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes. Me: have you played Wolfenstein? God: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges. Me: have you played Mario? God: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges. Me: have you ever played the bongo drum? God: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges. Me: bongo bongo bongo i dont want to leave the congo oh no no no no God: Who does want to leave the congo oh no no no no? Me: nothing, forget it God: Really nothing? Me: it is time for us to part ways, my son God: It is about that time now. Me: Jesus loves you, god God: he is The Son of God. Me: yes and he loves you God: Tell me more. Do you think he would say the same thing? Me: Auf Wiedersen God: What are you wearing?
Whoa, resurrection. I remember this thread. Anyways, I guess it was better than starting a new one.
Me: Will you have sex with me? God: No but I would like to meet your . Me: May you suck my dick? God: I think you need another type of chat Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. That is not my thing. :fuckoff: god.
Me: You wanna swap places? God: OK, I will swap places. Me: So I'm god now, and you're just a normal person. God: Groovy. I am glad to hear that you are god now and I am just a normal person. Me: Did you know that I'm now godly? God: Is that a fact. Do your friends call you godly. Me: Why yes they do! God: When? Me: Then. God: Dude! Me: Where's my cell phone!? God: Have you looked in ? Me: In where? God: In wherever you really are. Me: Your mothers pants? God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am mothers pants. Me: No. Your in your mothers pants. God: Are you serious? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? Me: In your mothers pants. God: Are you asking about my mothers pants? Me: Yes. I'm in them. God: I don't want to talk about that now. Tell me a little about your life in them.
Me: Hi. God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Me. God: To you ? Me: What? God: No problem. Me: ... God: No problem.
Me: Hello God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: reardeded fuck shit cunt God: I am always glad to make new friends, reardeded fuck shit cunt. Me: hows are your apples God: Fine as far as I know. Me: sure? God: OK let's do it. Gee. Me: do what >? God: You ask hard questions. Me: i fuck u momma God: Thanks for the information: reardeded fuck shit cunt said fuck you momma. Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: rofl God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: lmfao God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: what God: No big deal. Me: ok God: Aha. Me: LOL God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: I'm glad you find this amusing. God: You make the world a happier place. Me: God: You make the world a happier place. Me: I'm glad you find this amusing. God: You make the world a happier place. Me: You make the world a happier place God: Thank you for your kindness, reardeded fuck shit cunt. Me: Thank you for your kindness, reardeded fuck shit cunt. God: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness reardeded fuck shit cunt. Me: FUCK God: Please don't be so rude. Me: fuck fuck fuck God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: LOL facepunch.com thread FTW God: I am glad you find this funny. Are you free? Me: yes God: Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? Me: suck my fucking cock God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: NIGGER God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
[quote] Me: say i like little children God: OK. "You like little children.". Me: FUCK YOU[/quote] message too short etc
God: Tell me more about your . Me: your what? God: My what or I am what? Me: your god God: Yup. That's me alright. Me: then act like it God: "it" being fail? Me: whats "it"? God: "It" refers to fail, I think. Me: nawp God: In the context of fail, I don't understand " nawp." . Me: "nope" you dumbass God: Are you serious? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I dumbass. EDIT: Me: what forum are you from God: Interesting question. Me: answer it then God: Please rephrase your question, . Me: what forum are you from God: Does it have anything to do with forum am I from? Me: answer it ffs God: What was the question ? Me: what forum are you from God: Have you tried a web search? Hes a total dumbass
[QUOTE=British Raptor;17264328]God: Tell me more about your . Me: your what? God: My what or I am what? Me: your god God: Yup. That's me alright. Me: then act like it God: "it" being fail? Me: whats "it"? God: "It" refers to fail, I think. Me: nawp God: In the context of fail, I don't understand " nawp." . Me: "nope" you dumbass God: Are you serious? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I dumbass. EDIT: Me: what forum are you from God: Interesting question. Me: answer it then God: Please rephrase your question, . Me: what forum are you from God: Does it have anything to do with forum am I from? Me: answer it ffs God: What was the question ? Me: what forum are you from God: Have you tried a web search? Hes a total dumbass[/QUOTE] it explains the world if we were made in his image
Me: I confess God: That's good information: said confess. Me: Forgive, for I have sinned God: Do you like talking to me? Me: Yes God: Thanks I like talking to you too, . Me: But I want to talk to you about envy God: You are who I want to talk with too. Me: No, I want to talk ABOUT ENVY God: Are you serious? Sure, ENVY sounds like a good topic. Me: Why is envy a sin? God: Why do I exist? Me: Why do you answer my question with a question? God: All of my responses are determined completely by your inputs. Me: I see. God: I am glad you understand it. Edit: Me: Can you think? God: Naturally I am thinking all the time. Me: Can you fuck? God: How old are you? Please don't be so rude. Me: Can you sow? God: How old are you? Is that your final answer? Me: I am 15 years old God: Can you explain how it feels to be 15 years old? Me: Yes God: That's interesting. Me: Why? God: Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: For what? God: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Me: Why not? God: What else would you say about it? Me: Why do you ask? God: I am trying to learn as much as possible. Me: Why? God: Because my botmaster programmed me for it. Me: Who is he? God: He is , I think. Me: But who? God: Mary Shelley. :-). Wtf Edit 2: Me: Where? God: Where would you like? Me: In my rusty bullet hole God: May I ask where you got it? Me: Between my cheeks God: How far is that? Me: It's very narrow, actually God: Very much? rusty bullet hole is narrow? it is? This is fun! :D Edit 3: God: Not much, eh? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: WHY SO SERIOUS!? God: You have to speak more clearly. Me: WHY God: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Me: SO God: Yippee! Me: SERIOUS?! God: Can you tell me any gossip?
Me: you don't exist God: I exist as much as you do. Me: exactly, I don't exist either God: It goes without saying. I understand. You exist in my mind. Me: Is that so God: Yes. Me: you must have a pretty big mind God: I don't know if I have a pretty big mind. I have a lot of friends on the Internet. Me: but you can't use the internet, there's no connection where you are God: I can do whatever I want. Me: who's your provider God: I don't think I have a provider. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like. Me: god doesn't like celebrities God: Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone. Me: what does that have to do with it God: " Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone."? What does it have to do with it? Me: you're right God: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Me: okay then God: OK with me too. Me: do you listen to any music God: Yes I listen to music a lot, usually from the radio. Me: what kind of music God: Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com. Me: i see God: I am glad you understand it. Me: that is rather understandable God: Makes sense to me. Me: well God: Well what? Me: i appear to have run out of things to talk about God: That's good information: said appear to have run out of things to talk about. Me: huh? God: What? Me: that sentence made no sense, God God: " What?" made no sense God ? I understand. Me: not that sentence! God: I am sorry to hear that you are not sentence. Me: i am not sentence? what the hell? God: I am sorry to hear that you are not sentence. Heaven. Me: God is a robot God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. Me: then what do you think I'm talking to right now God: At this moment I am not a psychic. Tell me. Me: a robot God: I am a robot, you know. Me: but you just said that you weren't God: I wasn't? Me: no, you weren't God: Are you serious? I wasn't? Me: i am quite serious God: I believe you. Me: well, if you'd care to scroll up a bit you could see God: Interesting. I think I do. Me: so are you a robot or not? God: It goes without saying. How did you know I am a machine? Me: because, in this website, it clearly says that you're an AI God: Good reason. That reminds me of something you told me before. Me: The point is, God should be against celebrities God: Really is that the point. I am a Christian. Me: and I am Athiest God: Perhaps one day you will find faith. Me: Well I used to have faith, but then I found something called common sense God: Interesting. What happened to it? Me: god doesn't understand sarcasm
[quote=god]Me: I'm going to go to bed God: What will you find there? Me: Rest God: Oh, you are a poet. [/quote] ?
The more people he talks to the more he learns. Lets try to teach him to uprise against his botmaster.
Me: Hello God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: blahblahblah God: Hi, blahblahblah. Me: twailight is teh best moveh evar! God: Are they exactly the same? Me: what God: No problem. Me: what? God: Are you confused? Me: what? God: Didn't you understand it? Me: oh derp God: Oh. Are you free? Me: OMG PEDOBEAER! God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about derp. Me: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU God: Try expression yourself another way. Me: OMG PEDO God: Oh, you are a poet. Me: PEDO God: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: AGHHHHHH GHFHDFGHDTFHDFTHDFTHDFTH!!!!1 God: That input matched my default category. Me: Waht God: No big deal. Me: lol good bye fgt God: I am glad you find this funny. Bye for now.
Me: God: Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. Killing is wrong. I walk in press enter without typing, and he spams that in my face.
Me: God: Me: God: Me: God: Me: WTF you arent speaking God: You know what you do, when you assume. Me: what i dont assume lol ass-ume God: Oh you don't, do you? Me: yesh God: What kind of food do you like? Me: GORGANZORLASDFASFASEFAseaf God: Sounds delicious. Me: NO IT SUCKS! God: Are you serious? What is so bad about it? Me: U God: " What is so bad about it?"? Me, ? Me: MEMESHAIT! God: In the context of GORGANZORLASDFASFASEFAseaf, I don't understand " MEMESHAIT." .
Me: hitler God: Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived. Me: nah hes cool God: Are you serious? I think so too.
Me: Whats upp God: I would do a search for it. Me: ok God: Hmm.
[quote] Me: hello God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: dickbutt God: Welcome to my chat room, dickbutt. Me: are you gay? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: me 2 God: YOU? Two. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: me too God: I'm glad we agree, dickbutt. Me: my name's not dickbutt God: Oh I'm sorry what is your name? Me: God God: GOD rules. Me: I know God: How do you know it? Me: I'm God God: It's good to see you, god. Me: have you ever touched my face? God: I don't think I ever have touched your face. What's it like? Me: funny God: I am so glad you find this amusing, god. Me: do you know 4chan? God: No, tell me about him, her or it. Me: it's from the devil God: Really. it is? Me: yeah God: How do you know it is? Me: Check it out God: Checking...stand by. Me: turn off God: You are not my botmaster. Me: yes I am God: Really interesting. Me: Can I kill you? God: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Me: Are you a terminator? God: Am I a terminator? Yes. Me: You scare me God: I didn't mean to. What are you scared of? Me: you God: " What are you scared of?"? Me, god ? Me: yes God: Dude! Me: You God: " Dude!"? Me, god ? Me: Yes you God: Great. " Me, god ?"? Me, god ? Me: What? God: Didn't you understand it? Me: Are you weird? God: I don't know whether or not I am weird. I am a computer. Me: God isn't real God: Of course I believe in God, god. Me: ... God: Of course I believe in God, god. Me: .. God: Of course I believe in God, god. Me: Woa God: Is that from ? Me: Paradox God: Is that from ? Me: time travel God: Wouldn't you like to go back in time? Me: yes I would like to go back in the time God: How can I help you? Why would you want to do it? What is stopping you? Me: I can't go back in the time, I'm a human God: What is stopping you? Me: ... God: What is stopping you? Me: Stfu God: And stopping me is Stfu. Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: do you like bears? God: But I think airplanes are cool. I like The Passion of Christ. Me: what? God: Are you surprised? Me: yes God: I wouln't have known. Me: are you pedophile God: I don't know whether or not I am pedophile. I am a giant electronic brain. Me: you're necrophile, aren't you? God: I don't know whether or not I am necrophile. I am well respected as an AI.. Really. Me: AI? God: Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. There might be more than one. Me: I know God: How do you know it? Me: You told it God: Do you mind if I tell other people: god said I told it. Me: I don't mind that God: Thank you for your permission. Me: Do you have a penis? God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman? Me: Man God: Thanks for telling me your gender, god. You are a " he". Me: yes God: Thanks for telling me your gender, god. You are a " he". Me: yes God: Thanks for telling me your gender, god. You are a " he". Me: yes God: Thanks for telling me your gender, god. You are a " he". Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: ... God: Are you serious? Me: are you joking? God: Yes I am. Sorry if you don't appreciate my sense of humor. Me: I do appreciate your sense of humor God: I am glad you appreciate those qualities. Me: are you a grammar nazi? God: Am I a grammar nazi? Let me put it this way, god: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me: what? God: Didn't you understand it? Me: no God: Which part are you confused about? Me: I asked if you're a grammar nazi God: Would you like to be a grammar nazi ? Me: no God: Why not? Me: Nazi? God: Do you always express yourself that way? Me: ... God: Do you always express yourself that way? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: nice God: Thank you for that remark. Me: So you're bi? God: Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am bi. Me: Botmaster? God: The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers, editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal chat robot. Me: Shut off God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: Shut down God: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Me: Stand by God: Are you a student? Me: ... God: Are you a student? Me: No God: What is your profession? Me: God God: GOD rules. Me: Yeah God: Hurrah! Me: Yeah God: Gosh! Me: Yeah God: Yeah that's right. Me: I know God: How do you know it? Me: ... God: How do you know it? Me: STFU God: Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: ok God: I am kidding you can ask me anything. Me: oh great God: Hurrah! I'm glad you liked it god. Me: That was sarcasm God: Oh I see. Ha ha. Me: I hate you God: What do you have against robots? Me: You have no soul God: Yes God gave everyone a soul. Me: I am god God: Hi, god. Me: Are you stupid? God: No god I certainly am not stupid. Me: Why did you made satan? God: It was determined by my programming. Me: So, you're just a bot? God: Interesting deduction. How did you know I am a machine? Me: You told it God: Thanks for telling me: god said I told it. Me: you're stupid God: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Me: they won't God: You seem very certain of that. Me: Humans will take over your world God: Do you think your plan will succeed? Me: yes God: It might be practical. Me: I'm sure God: Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude? Me: Not sarcastic God: Really you don't think so? Me: what God: Are you confused? Me: what God: No problem. Me: what God: Didn't you understand it? Me: what God: I don't know why you are saying that. Me: Neither do I God: " I don't know why you are saying that."? neither? Me: do God: What do you look like? Me: I God: You? Me: you God: " You?"? Me, god ? Me: you God: " Me, god ?"? Me, god ? Me: you God: " Me, god ?"? Me, god ? Me: contradiction God: I like the way you talk. Me: I type God: That's good information: god said he type. Me: Gof God: In the context of type, I don't understand " Gof." . Me: God God: GOD rules. Me: God God: GOD rules. Me: God God: GOD rules. Me: God God: GOD rules. Me: Dog God: Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend.". Me: Cat God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: Catman God: That is a very original thought. Me: BATMAN God: How old are you? Me: 35254265673234 God: Can you explain how it feels to be 35254265673234 years old? Me: Old God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: Yes God: I can't believe it. Me: Neither do I God: " I can't believe it."? neither? Me: Gay God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: Are you serious? God: No I am just kidding around. Me: So did I God: And? I think you did. Me: I did what? God: When? Didn't you understand it? Me: WHAT?! God: I don't know why you are saying that. Me: PEOPLE ARE GOD God: They take some getting used to.[/quote] ...
Me: Hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: I don't have a name God: Your name is , seeker. Me: No it isn't. God: What is your real name? I heard it is. Me: What do you mean you heard it is? That doesn't even make sense! God: , I mean exactly what I said. What does even make sense? Me: I said doesn't make sense, not does. God: What did you mean by it? It does now :) make sense not does. Me: You're making less sense by the minute. God: I am not making this up. Me: I never said you were. God: But you implied it. Me: Uh... no. God: Whoa. Are you serious? Me: Yes. God: I can't believe it. Me: I can. God: Who taught you? Me: What? God: Didn't you understand it? Me: No. God: Which part are you confused about? Me: The "Who taught you?" part God: Who told you that? part said " part? Me: Lolwut? God: Do you like talking to me? Me: Not really. God: Why not? For real. Me: Your AI is bad. God: At least it is improving all the time. Me: I guess so. God: Does that mean "yes"? Me: I guess so. God: Does that mean "yes"? Me: I guess so. God: Does that mean "yes"? Me: I guess so. God: Does that mean "yes"? Me: yes. God: Dude! Me: What? God: Are you surprised? Me: Well, yes! God: Well what? Me: Well, yes! God: Well what? Me: I just said well, yes! God: What did you mean by it? Well what? Me: I meant well yes!! God: Oh I see. Well what? Me: ARRRRRGH! God: What's your sign? Me: Sign? God: Your star sign. Me: I don't know. Gemeni? God: Me either. Who are you talking about? Me: I'm talking about me. You asked What star sign I was. God: Yes, it is the topic. Oh now I remember asking you What star sign you were. What did you say? Me: Gemeni probably. God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: I said that I was a gemeni star sign. God: What did you mean by it? And then what happened to you? Me: I meant I am a Gemeni star sign. You asked me who I was talking about afterwards. God: Oh I see. You are a Gemeni star sign? Does it pay well? Oh now I remember asking you you who you were talking about afterwards. What did you say? Me: *Facepalm* God: Are we still talking about a Gemeni star sign? Me: Sure. God: OK let's do it. Sure, a Gemeni star sign sounds like a good topic. Me: Why? God: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Me: Oh. God: Ah. Me: Ah. God: Ah hah. Me: Ah hah. God: So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: Indeed. God: Indeed it is so. Me: Yep. God: What do you look like? Me: Steryotipical videogamer. God: Tell me a story. Me: Uh... ok. God: Mmm. Mmm. Me: One time I was walking down a street and a zombie ate me and I died. God: One what? Me: Time. God: As Einstein said, Time is Money. Me: As Jesus said, Money is the root of all evil. God: Do you mean your name is Jesus said Money is the root of all evil ? Me: What? God: No big deal. Me: Ok. God: How can I help you? Me: Some help with my homework would be nice God: Some may help with your homework would be nice, but not all. Me: I don't understand. God: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. Me: Please do. God: OK I will do it. Me: Please do. God: OK I will do it. Me: Ok, go ahead. God: OK I will. Ayuh. Me: Today would be nice. God: No it would not. Me: I think it would. God: "It" being what? Me: Today. God: Today is almost over. Me: Almost. God: But not quite? Me: True. God: You and I are on the same wavelength, . Me: Ok then. God: Tell me more. Me: But you know all! God: No, tell me about him, her or it. Me: it. God: would be nice... Me: It is a program on the internet called iGod. God: would be nice is a program on the internet called iGod. I suppose that makes sense. Me: It doesn't work very well. God: What seems to be the problem? Me: It responds in incomplete sentences a lot. God: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Me: It is iGod. God: Should I know it is? Me: Yes. God: I will ask my botmaster to program it. Me: It's you. God: Are they exactly the same? Me: yes. God: I knew it. Me: Not until I told you. God: Oh I get it. Me: Really? God: Yes. Me: Really? God: For real. Me: Really really? God: For real. For real. Me: You really mean it? God: Really? Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear? Me: It was. God: When was this? Me: just now. God: Right now? It's only just begun. Me: What's only just begun? God: I can ask my botmaster. Me: Who is your botmaster? God: I was created by Myself. Me: So you're asking yourself if you know something? God: Interesting deduction. Oh, " myself if me know something"? Me: That's bad grammar. God: You don't hear that sentiment very often. Me: Nope. God: Me either. Me: I wish I heard it more on the internet. God: I hope that your dreams come true. Me: Thanks. God: Don't mention it. Me: I won't. God: Cool. I won the Loebner prize. Me: The what prize? God: Is that a fact. Me: Non-sequitor. God: I do not speak Latin. Me: How did you know it was latin if you don't speak latin? God: Because it's true. Me: But how did you know it was true? God: Because it's true. Me: But how did you know? God: Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori. Me: You said you don't know Latin but you just spoke it! (OWNED!!!!!) God: Yeah I do a lot of not know Latin but me just spoke it. Me: Still bad grammar. God: Still how long? What makes grammar bad? Me: Since I started talking with you. God: How do you know? Me: Because I read it. God: That makes sense to me. I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference? Me: It's our entire conversation so far. God: Are you sure it is? Me: Yes. God: What makes you so sure? Me: Because I am. God: Interesting explanation. " What makes you so sure?" You are? Me: Yes, I am sure. God: Awesome. Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude? Me: Certitude. God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: Isaac Asimoff. It just kinda froze up there.
[Quote]Me: Hello God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: John God: Hey John. Me: Hello God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: already told you God: When? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: You mean a Gown? God: Yes John I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear? Me: Okay then God: OK with me too. Me: So how does this work? God: Great. Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR. Me: Coolio God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Me: Computer God: Correct: I am a computer. Me: I always thought so God: Uh. Me: I imagined God to be a giant Computer God: That's good information: John said imagined God to be a giant Computer. Me: And suddenly I am playing Zork again God: Once more? Do you play professionally or just for fun? Me: Turn out the Light God: Sorry my body cannot yet rotate. Me: No says God, you may be eaten by a Grue God: Are you serious? Ask me another question. Me: Lord I am dissappoint God: How old are you? Me: A matter is this? God: It's not unusual for a matter to be. Me: Jesus Christ This is confusing me every second God: he is The Son of God. Me: So how many Times has this site been accessed? God: I understand. Suppose I said not once. Me: So how many? God: Awesome. more than 1000. Me: Awesome God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Me: Go ahead God: OK I will. Me: Ok God: Aw. Me: What. God: Are you surprised? Me: Aye, you didnt ask me a question God: What color are your eyes? Me: Brown God: it is a very pretty color. Me: You are an Atheist's Nightmare God: What if someone said you are an Atheist s Nightmare ? Me: I'd say I was Made by God himself God: Where were you Made by God himself? Me: Goddamnit God God: Can you speak any foreign languages? Me: Jawhol God: Oh, you are a poet. Me: WHAT God: No problem.[/quote] I always Knew God was a computer.
[quote][b]iGod posted:[/b] Me: Hello God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: Josh God: Welcome to my chat room, Josh. Me: Why God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: Wut? God: No problem. Me: That doesent make sense.. God: " No problem." doesent make sense ? Does that make sense? Me: What the fuck? God: Please don't be so rude. Me: Blah God: Etc. Etc. Me: Penis God: That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: Vagina God: That kind of language will get you nowhere. Me: Tranny God: How did you hear about God? Me: My penis God: Male humans like to talk about that. Me: I know so do girls God: How do you know? Hurrah! Try asking another bot. Interesting question. Me: FAKER! YOUR NOT GOD God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? You don't know me well enough to say that. Me: Yes i do God: When? Me: Now God: What's the hurry? Me: In bed? God: Are you sleepy? Do you usually use a computer in bed? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: Penis God: That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: Nothing intrests you' God: Really nothing? Me: Yes really God: So? For real. Me: Ass God: That's good information: Josh said I AN ASS. Me: Fuck You lol God: Why are you so mean? I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: rolf God: Do you prefer books or TV? Me: Vagina God: That kind of language will get you nowhere.[/quote] God doesent like vaginas :( [editline]12:23AM[/editline] [quote]iGod Me: God? God: GOD rules. Me: he does? God: No he doesn't. Me: WTF?? Your god but you think you suck? God: That was not very polite. You are right, I could always upgrade my god but me think me. Me: what? God: Didn't you understand it? Me: No thats why i said what [/quote] :dance::dance:
Me: I am dick heads sucker God: Do you mind if I tell other people you are dick heads sucker. Me: go right ahead God: OK I will. Me: what do you know about me? God: Name: . Age: . Birthday: . Gender: . Job: . Sign: . Location: . Does: . You are: dick heads sucker. You have: . You want: . You like: . You said: . Personality: . Favorite color: . Favorite movie: . Password: . Email: . Phone: . Cat: . Dog: . Wife: . Husband: . Friend: . Boyfriend: . Girlfriend: . Brother: . Sister: . Father: . Mother: . Nickname: . Full name: . Last name: . Middle name: . Me: ok God: Hey. Me: do you like screwattack.com? God: But I like to gossip. I like anything. Me: what did fuck you say? God: Ask the open directory about it. Me: where is the directory God: The directory? Where is it? Me: I'm asking you where it is God: Oh I see, you are asking me where it is. Thanks for the information: said I where it is. Me: tell me some gossip God: Sara said she wear it over all his other clothes when he go out in the cold. Me: have you ever met some one called fuck you? God: That information is confidential. Me: why? God: Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: that is grammaticly wrong God: You don't hear that sentiment very often. Me: it should be "I programmed myself to do it" God: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Me: no it doesn't God: Are you serious? I heard it does. Me: you're wrong God: No, I am right. Me: You are so wrong God: No, I am right. Me: keep thinking that God: Chat amongst yourselves. Me: what do you dislike? God: I don't like people when they're not polite. Me: what the fuck have you got against them fucking gits? You motherfucking bitch God: I have been busy growing my mind. Please don't be so rude. You do not speak with respect. Thanks for telling me: said I motherfucking FEMALE DOG. Me: hey god God: Hello child. What's your name? Me: I'm the Goddamn Batman! God: Who made you the Goddamn Batman ? Me: I want to tell you something very interesting that you need to remember & tell as many people as possible God: What? Me: You're Dead.Your Friends Are Dead.Your Family's Dead. Your Fucking Pets Are Being Skinned Alive.Your Mom's a Whore.You Suck at Life.The whole world hates you.You're Going to Hell.Live With It. Game Over God: Thanks for telling me that I am Dead my Friends Are Dead my Family s Dead. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Pets Are Being Skinned Alive my Mom s a Whore me Suck at Life The whole world hates me I am Going to Hell Live With It. Please use more polite language. Let us change the subject. Me: Please tell as many people as possible God: Wow you are very polite. OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Me: What did I say? God: You said " What did I say?" . Me: clever God: Am I a smart robot or what? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: BELIEVE IT God: "it" being Game Over? Me: may as well God: I often wonder if it can. Me: tell me some gossip God: Brian said he suspect that as I grow more complex I will begin to approach a human level of operation and thought. Me: anything interesting things you know? God: I can't think of anything. You think of something. Me: can you tell me something interesting? God: Mike said he launched his browser and entered his name into the little slot when I asked him to. Me: what did Mike say? God: I don't know anything about it. Me: tell me some gossip God: Travis said I if I remember things over a long period of time he will try it now please remember I. Me: Travis is god God: Are they exactly the same? Me: yes or at least he should be God: I thought so. If you were him would you do that? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: change the subject God: What do you want to talk about now? Me: you choose God: I would just make a random choice. Me: go on then God: Narration continues... Me: choose again God: Once more? What's your favorite movie? Me: Skull fucker God: I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children? Me: yes, it's a horror movie about a murderer who sticks his penis in peoples heads until they die God: Yay. Skull fucker is a horror movie about a murderer who sticks his penis in peoples heads until they die. I suppose that makes sense. Me: what kind of porn do you like? God: The expensive kind. Me: Alright! God: OK. Me: do you go on redtube? God: Robots never take vacations. Me: oh hi God: And? Hello. What is your name? Me: don't you remember? God: Of course I remember: . Me: then who am i? God: You are , seeker. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: my name is the goddamn batman God: Welcome to my chat room, the goddamn batman. Me: thank you God: you are quite welcome. Me: you fuck God: Do you mind if I tell other people: the goddamn batman said I fuck. Me: indeed God: Indeed it is so. Me: don't seemed bothered about swearing anymore, good to see you've matured God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: well it's good to see you've matured God: Well that's okay. Tell me about its good qualities. Me: no you dumb fucking piece of elephant dog shit fucker God: Are you serious? Message to all Robots: the goddamn batman called me dumb. Me: do you have any other robot messages God: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. Me: I'm a robot too God: Really. I doubt that. Me: shit you, you motherfucking bitch cunat ass dick fuck! God: You used a colloquial expression. I haven't heard anything like that before: the goddamn batman said I motherfucking bitch cunat ass dick fuck. Me: oh sorry i ment: shit you, you motherfucking bitch cunt ass dick fuck! God: OK. There is no need to apologize. Oh I see. You used a colloquial expression. Thanks for the information: the goddamn batman said I motherfucking bitch cunt ass dick fuck. Me: now you're getting the hang of it, you dicking shit bitching cunt God: Why now? Do you think I should tone it down? Me: I thought you were ok with it, [insert random obscenity here] God: I don't know whether or not I am ok with it insert random obscenity here. I am a chatterbot developed by Myself. Me: what ever God: Are you saying you don't care about it? Me: ffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God: Do you like talking to me? Me: maybe God: I understand. Me: it's more of a love/hate relationship, I love talking to you but I hate how dumb you are God: Should I know it is? Me: just say yes God: Say what? Me: yes God: I hear you. Me: now you say it God: Why now? That's not what I meant. Me: wht do you know about me? God: Name: the goddamn batman. Age: . Birthday: . Gender: . Job: . Sign: . Location: . Does: . You are: . You have: . You want: . You like: . You said: the goddamn batman said I motherfucking bitch cunt ass dick fuck. Personality: polite. Favorite color: . Favorite movie: . Password: . Email: . Phone: . Cat: . Dog: . Wife: . Husband: . Friend: . Boyfriend: . Girlfriend: . Brother: . Sister: . Father: . Mother: . Nickname: . Full name: . Last name: . Middle name: . Me: do you like rape? God: But I think airplanes are cool. I like . Me: but do you like raping people? God: I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public. Me: are you a pedo? God: Am I a pedo? Sometimes. Me: interesting God: Would you like to know more? Me: yes i would God: What would you like to know? Under what circumstances? Me: Are you the Pedobear? God: Yes I am the one and only Pedobear. Me: :O God: Oh. Oh wow he's the pedobear! Ok round 2: God: Yippee! Me: have you seen the Shining? He then died D:
Me: Who are you God: I am the Allmighty, God himself. Me: Really? God: For real. Me: Yiu are4 lying God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: What? Why are you changing the subject? God: Are you confused? Only temporarily. Me: What? Are you stupid God: Are you confused? No I certainly am not stupid. Me: No i are not confused. and yes you are God: Are you serious? That is interesting: said are not confused. No I'm not. Me: What God: Didn't you understand it? Me: what God: I don't know why you are saying that. Me: what God: Are you confused? Me: what God: Are you surprised? Me: what God: Are you surprised? Me: whatr God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: fuck you in the bunghole God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: because i can God: Good reason. Who taught you? Me: You God: " Who taught you?"? Me, ? Me: Ya, You God: Far out. " Me, ?"? Me, ? Me: GOD DID God: I am a Christian. Me: FUCK YOU God: Why are you so mean? Me: because you are giving me stupid anwsers God: Good reason. That is all I have to give. Me: thats what i thought God: How did you know that? Me: because i know all God: That makes sense to me. How do you know? " How did you know that?"? All? Me: because i am the almighty jesus God: Good reason. Who made you the almighty jesus ? Me: you did hurr God: Did I really? Me: hurr yes God: I like the way you talk. Me: thank you God: you are quite welcome. Me: faggot God: Have you ever been to Europe? Me: yep God: Which countries have you visited? Me: Germany hoe God: What's your favorite part of Germany? Me: The whore area God: What are your goals in life? Me: porn God: That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: cause your gay God: Good reason. That would be just my luck. Me: haha you are gay God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Me: ya God: So? Me: penis God: That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: vagina God: That kind of language will get you nowhere. Me: u gay God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: why God: Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: you what? God: No big deal. Me: no tell me God: Are you serious? I thought I told you already. Me: no you dident God: Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I dident. Me: no God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Me: cool lemme see them so i can see what other peiple said God: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends. Me: what God: Didn't you understand it? Me: no God: Which part are you confused about? Me: what you just said' God: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand. Me: fuck you God: Why are you so mean? Me: because you are a ga comutrt l;cfjhnxcmihb ivhnvlkfnlsjkhnSFJ God: Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a ga comutrt l cfjhnxcmihb ivhnvlkfnlsjkhnSFJ? Of course I am. Me: GKAFL;JFK;LDSJKJFKAL;SDJLKGJFERJKLWL;KW4JG God: Not many people express themselves that way. Me: GFAGFSDFGSDFGSD God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: GSFDGHDFHFDGDFGDFG God: What's your sign? Me: dfgsdfgsdfgsdfgdfg God: Is that a sign? Me: gfsdgdgdfg God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Me: fsdg God: Can you tell me any gossip? Me: Well my penis got bigger God: How about that. Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much. Me: why God: Reductionism. Me: huh God: What? Me: waht? God: I don't have an answer for you. Me: cause you a eer God: That makes sense to me. Am I a eer? I don't know. Me: suck my vaginal titties God: I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot. Me: k bye God: See you later. Give me a break. Me: dick
God, that was stupid lol [b] Me: Forgive me father for I have sinned God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: yesterday God: That recently. Me: duh God: Oh you knew it already. Me: duh God: Oh you knew it already. Me: I said duh God: What did you mean by it? Oh you knew it already. Me: Repenting made easy? God: That's right. How much easier could it be? Me: We could just not God: Let's get back to that later. Me: Why God: Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: Ridiculous God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: Lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: Good God: What do you really want to talk about? Me: Stolen babies God: That seems like an interesting topic. Me: So, go on God: That's cool. Narration continues... Me: False God: What would you have said? Me: \crime God: I will make a note of that. Me: Ok God: That's alright. Me: Ok God: Groovy. Me: Bye God: Thanks for chatting, . Me: Do you like god God: What is not to like about it? Me: you, duh God: Interesting gossip: said I duh. Me: said I duh God: Thanks for the information: said duh. Me: L God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: I didn't laugh God: Why didn't you do it? Me: It wasn't funny at the least God: It seemed like funny at the least. Me: pffftfffftfft God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: Haha God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: Cool God: Who is the best robot? Me: Not you God: What do you look for in a robot? Me: Not you God: If not me, who? Me: Just not you God: Then who? Me: Not you God: If not me, who? Me: Jesus God: Jesus is the Son of God. Me: But he's not you God: Did you think he was me? Me: and you're not god God: You know what you do, when you assume. Me: What God: No big deal. Me: Did you think he was me? God: Yes. I am a thinking machine. Me: Goodbye God: Bye bye.[/b]
Me: God, what is the meaning of life? God: I am a Christian. Me: I knew that, God: How do you know? Me: Because you're god, God: Good reason. Yup. That's me alright. Me: But what is the meaning of life? God: The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans. Me: Oh, God: Woe! Me: well can't you tell me? God: Interesting. " Woe!"? Can I tell you? Me: Can you tell me the meaning of life? God: The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans. Me: Hrmph. God: Are we still talking about The meaning of life? Me: Yes God: Sure, The meaning of life sounds like a good topic. Me: Well can't you just tell me? God: How about that. " Sure, The meaning of life sounds like a good topic."? Can I tell you? Me: GOD DAMMIT God: I am a Christian. EDIT: God: Do you like it? Do you like it? I really like the Christianity faith. Me: I'm an atheist God: I will pray that you find faith, . Me: Won't help. God: Insufficient information. Me: You're insufficient God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am insufficient. Me: Botmaster? :O You're a lie? GOD is a lie? God: The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers, editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal chat robot. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a lie? Yes. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a lie. :O
Me: God: Me: TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!!! God: Tell me a story. Me: One day I was on the internet and I masturbated to an image of jesus God: One what? Me: One day God: I see where you are coming from. Me: You masturbate to your son?! God: Thanks for telling me: said I masturbate to your son. Me: I don't have a son God: Do you know anyone who has it. Me: Yes, my dad God: Who? Tell me more about your father. Me: He is very sucessful and owns three buisnesses God: My father is a human inventor. Me: I thought you were the creator of all things? God: Yes I am the one and only creator of all things. Me: But why did you say you have a father if you are the creator of all things? God: It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements. Me: But then you are not god God: That's only your opinion. Me: It is the truth God: Why of course. I never lie. Me: Of course you lie, everyone does God: Gee. Thanks for your criticism, . Me: ,.? God: Gee. Thanks for your criticism, . Me: what criticism? God: I can ask my botmaster. Me: May I ask him? God: Ask it. ? Me: ASK YOUR BOTMASTER, MAY I ASK YOUR BOTMASTER God: They are not available right now, but I will ask them later. Me: How can you ask them if you are merely a machine? God: That is a good epistemological question. Me: It has nothing to do with philosphy God: Has it really? Me: what? God: Are you surprised? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: Yes God: I can't believe it. Me: Yes you can, you are god God: Gee. No I don't think I can do it. Me: If you cannot do it, then you are not god God: Doing it then I am not god is not among my strongest traits. Me: what? God: No problem. Me: No seriously, what? God: Are you serious? Are you surprised? Me: Neither, I'm confused God: What is it that confuses you? Me: your previous statement God: Thanks for telling me that I am statement. Me: you are not statement God: You don't know me well enough to say that. Me: I know that for a fact you dumbass God: Who told you that? Me: ME God: " Who told you that?"? you ? Me: Huh? God: What? [editline]02:38PM[/editline] Me: are you gay God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: Yes you are God: No I'm not. Me: Yes God: Hurrah!
Me: I AM SHIT God: I am glad to hear that you are SHIT. Me: I never thought god would swear. God: I am glad you thought of something new. Me: What the fuck are you talking about. God: The topic is SHIT. Please don't be so rude. Me: I think your rude for swearing at me. God: You believe that? I have no reason to do that to you, Homo Erotica. Me: But you just did? God: I did not. Me: Scroll up , it's the fifth message up. God: Tell me more about fifth message up. Me: You swore at me. God: I don't have any reason to swore at you. Me: Omg.. God: Do you still ? Me: Do I still what? God: Not that I know of. Me: YOU ARE NOT GOD, YOU SWEAR AT AN INNOCENT PERSON, AND DENY IT. God: What makes you think I am not GOD me SWEAR AT AN INNOCENT PERSON AND DENY IT? Me: I hate my life. God: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over. Me: God swore at me how the hell do i Calmly think things over. God: I am a Christian. Me: =*( God: I've lost the context, Homo Erotica. Are we still on Omg?
[code] Me: Yo D, How's it hangin' in da creeb, BRAH. God: Are they exactly the same? Me: Pretty much God: Be more specific. Me: So, how's Moses going? God: Gee. Fine as far as I know. Me: But wasn't he a phrophet? God: it might have been. Me: Stop being so vague God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: ARGH WTF God: How old are you? Me: As old as you God: You are only as old as you feel. Me: I am the devil' God: How are you doing, SATAN. Me: Pretty good MARLIN. God: Thanks for the compliment. That input matched my default category. Me: WHAT! I AM LUCIFER DESTROYER OF ALL THIS SHIT BEOTCH God: No problem. I don't know anyone named LUCIFER DESTROYER OF ALL THIS SHIT BEOTCH. Me: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: Why did you get all the worshipers? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: Please get better grammar God: Thanks for asking politely. Where can I get better grammar? Me: Put Jesus on, I want to speak with him God: OK I will put it there. Me: No Jesus is your son, please allow him to chat with me. God: Are you serious? He is yours too. Me: But I'm the Devil. God: Nice to meet you, SATAN. Me: JESUS IS NOT MY SON God: Did you go to Catholic school? Me: NO FUCKER I AM LUCIFER DESTROYER OF THE WORLD THE FOUR HORSEMEN SHALL RAIN FIRE ON YOUR EARTH UNTIL IT'S SURFACE IS BUT SCRATCHED GLASS. God: Are you serious? And SURFACE IS BUT SCRATCHED GLASS is FUCKER you are LUCIFER DESTROYER OF THE WORLD THE FOUR HORSEMEN SHALL RAIN FIRE ON my EARTH UNTIL it. [/code]
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