• My friend just got beat up/mugged today!
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[QUOTE=yevlumeel;24767345]How old are you?[/QUOTE] 15. friend is 16.
Be careful if you use a tazer, because there will still be two to go, who probably won't take kindly to their homie getting tazed. Have one with your friend, and maybe find another kid to walk with for the third, then they can be incapacitated until authorities arrive.
[QUOTE=TheSpy;24767349]15. friend is 16.[/QUOTE] Thats just fucking wrong, who would beat a minor like that?
I wish I was there, I'd have some fun with a automatic airsoft shooting those pointed pellets :D "NOOO FUCKING STOP YOU MENTAL SHIT!!!!!!" "Hahahhahaha bitches take lead and copper!" "You fucking shit" *Shoots a barrage of 20 pellets at them* *They fall to the ground bleeding in pain*
[QUOTE=doonbugie2;24767316]Yeah, I was talking about the metal .22 pointed pellets. Cause some major bleeding, just don't aim for the head or they could get killed. Though, Automatic might do SEVERE damage. I'd say go for a air soft pistol and some pointed metal pellets. (These things bounce off metal adn still hurt like shit ). If they hit you they are GOING to bleed. [IMG]http://www.ronniesunshines.com/images/22%20spitfire%20pellets.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] dude. those would hurt, but they would just fucking kill him after getting shot. funny part about that is that any half decent lawyer could probably get them out of jail on self defense for that as they could claim they thought it was a real gun. [editline]09:23PM[/editline] [QUOTE=ManningQB18;24767383]Be careful if you use a tazer, because there will still be two to go, who probably won't take kindly to their homie getting tazed. Have one with your friend, and maybe find another kid to walk with for the third, then they can be incapacitated until authorities arrive.[/QUOTE] touch taser. just as long as he can touch them with it...
[QUOTE=sam6420;24767418]2 words Butterfly knife You flick it out and do a bunch of fancy hand movements to scare them. Bwahaha[/QUOTE] yeah okay. you go do that.
Trick them by hiring a real tall motherfucker dressed in a dark suit/sunglasses/bald combo to drive up to you when you they just start to beat you. Then he rips you off of them and punches you hard in the stomach to make it look convincing. He puts you over his shoulder, tosses you into the trunk of a dark, tinted car, says something like " Your pops should have the fucking gambling debts.". And then he gets real close to those guys and says " You fucking say one word of this to the police, and I'll cut each of your fingers off on by one and feed it to my Rottweiler, then each of you will be dessert." Then he gets into his car, slams the door, and peels out fast as hell. The perfect plan.
called my uncle. He said he will handle it. Im afraid he will over do it. But as long as he takes care of them im fine. I told them what time to be there and where they will be.
[QUOTE=Kybalt;24767400]dude. those would hurt, but they would just fucking kill him after getting shot. funny part about that is that any half decent lawyer could probably get them out of jail on self defense for that as they could claim they thought it was a real gun.[/quote] Yeah I see your point, But if you had a automatic airsoft and 3 clips of those pellets, I can see them running like pussies.
[QUOTE=doonbugie2;24767455][QUOTE=Kybalt;24767400]dude. those would hurt, but they would just fucking kill him after getting shot. funny part about that is that any half decent lawyer could probably get them out of jail on self defense for that as they could claim they thought it was a real gun. [editline]09:23PM[/editline] [b]Yeah I see your point, But if you had a automatic airsoft and 3 clips of those pellets, I can see them running like pussies.[/b][/QUOTE] k. maybe. but thats a huge ass maybe.
Learn kung-fu or carry a baseball bat.
[QUOTE=TheSpy;24767453]called my uncle. He said he will handle it. [b]Im afraid he will over do it.[/b] But as long as he takes care of them im fine. I told them what time to be there and where they will be.[/QUOTE] jesus fucking christ can you do anything besides be a pussy.
[QUOTE=doonbugie2;24767455][QUOTE=Kybalt;24767400]dude. those would hurt, but they would just fucking kill him after getting shot. funny part about that is that any half decent lawyer could probably get them out of jail on self defense for that as they could claim they thought it was a real gun. [editline]09:23PM[/editline] Yeah I see your point, But if you had a automatic airsoft and 3 clips of those pellets, I can see them running like pussies.[/QUOTE] You messed up your quote, here let me fix it. [QUOTE=doonbugie2;24767455][QUOTE=Kybalt;24767400]dude. those would hurt, but they would just fucking kill him after getting shot. funny part about that is that any half decent lawyer could probably get them out of jail on self defense for that as they could claim they thought it was a real gun.[/QUOTE] But now it broke for me in some weird ass way.
[QUOTE=Kybalt;24767480]jesus fucking christ can you do anything besides be a pussy.[/QUOTE] Besided me being shot. Why are you shit pissing at me. If he kills them then it will be my problem cause i dragged my uncle into this mess.
[QUOTE=TheSpy;24767495]Besided me being shot. Why are you shit pissing at me. If he kills them then it will be my problem cause i dragged my uncle into this mess.[/QUOTE] i doubt that will happen. quit worrying about everything. if you really cant sleep at night tell your uncle not to over do it. simple.
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[QUOTE=GranaMan;24767536]It says on your steam profile that you are from Florida...[/QUOTE] im from ukraine. but i live in the usa. how does that work.
[QUOTE=TheSpy;24732690]Ever since my brother got onto my fp account and made that stupid Canada thread[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=TheSpy;24766410]My bro is dead.[/QUOTE] How can your brother log into your facepunch account, if he's dead?
[QUOTE=meepugh;24766458]Bring a knife.[/QUOTE] More like a fucking tomahawk.
[QUOTE=DeanWinchester;24766534]I always carry DO and a lighter, makes for a kickass flamethrower.[/QUOTE] I would have wrote it as Deo (deodorant for anyone confused) But yeah, I guess you could get police, or pepper spray or something. Knife probably isn't the way to go.
[QUOTE=Torekk;24767571]How can your brother log into your facepunch account, if he's dead?[/QUOTE] I meant my friend did. Jesus christ i keep fucking shit up. [editline]01:36AM[/editline] [QUOTE=GranaMan;24767536]It says on your steam profile that you are from Florida...[/QUOTE] I did it so stalkers dun stalk.
[QUOTE=Morphus;24767573]More like a fucking tomahawk.[/QUOTE] Here is a image of the bad ass weapon. [img]http://woodcocompany.com/library/268323.jpg[/img]
Use feign death, when they believe you are dead go behind them and back-stab them.
[QUOTE=TheSpy;24766517]Hey scout = boston My situation = im pretty fucking dead. [editline]12:30AM[/editline] Knife VS 3 drug abusing pieces of shit. Who wins?[/QUOTE] The knife. If you aim for the eyes or hips. Eyes, hes practically blinded, might piss of the other two. Hips? He cant run for long. EDIT: Fuck, page king.
If you need to prove something: [url]http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.11461[/url]
Also, 15 and joining the army? Wikipedia says the minimum age is 17, and even then you require the permission of your parents. Just fucking stop trolling.
Or you could go all Guyver on them and make a weapon. Your choice.
Here's how it should happen. You get the Tazer, your friend gets the Baseball Bat, and your enemies get the broken/numbed limbs.
[QUOTE=Torekk;24767685]Also, 15 and joining the army? Wikipedia says the minimum age is 17, and even then you require the permission of your parents. Just fucking stop trolling.[/QUOTE] The army thing i made when i was being stupid. Im not trolling in here.
I can't believe you guys are telling him to get a knife. You won't win 3 vs 1 with a knife and chances are you don't have enough experience to win 1 vs 1 with a knife. If you pull out a knife you might get 1 stab in and then the other two are all over you and are gonna rip that knife out of your hand and stab you with it.
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