[QUOTE=Diagger;24767883]I can't believe you guys are telling him to get a knife. You won't win 3 vs 1 with a knife and chances are you don't have enough experience to win 1 vs 1 with a knife. If you pull out a knife you might get 1 stab in and then the other two are all over you and are gonna rip that knife out of your hand and stab you with it.[/QUOTE]
This. Jesus christ if you're a newbie with knives don't expect to be able to eliminate 3 guys.
[QUOTE=Diagger;24767883]I can't believe you guys are telling him to get a knife. You won't win 3 vs 1 with a knife and chances are you don't have enough experience to win 1 vs 1 with a knife. If you pull out a knife you might get 1 stab in and then the other two are all over you and are gonna rip that knife out of your hand and stab you with it.[/QUOTE]
This. 1vs3 with a melee weapon is a terrible idea. All you will do is anger them even more.
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[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;24767901]This. Jesus christ if you're a newbie with knives don't expect to be able to eliminate 3 guys.[/QUOTE]
OP is 15, he can't be a pro
Why would the cops not do anything, this is pretty serious.
you're in the US. Open carry / conceal carry. do it
Don't carry a knife, if there's three of them and one of you you're going to get beat up whether you have a knife or not and they'll probably end up stabbing you with said knife if you try stabbing them with it.
[img]http://www.imfdb.org/images/9/92/Boomstick.JPG[/img] Use that instead.
Carry a .357 magnum if you're old enough to own one. I'm pretty sure they're legal in the USA (if that's where you're living) plus they're badass as fuck. Or a taser, they're good.
Related:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEx82SOffG0[/media]
There are few situations where carrying/having a knife is a good idea at all.
A knife fight is NEVER a good thing to be in. Have fun being slashed and bleeding everywhere like fucking mad.
IMO some form of pepper spray is better then any knife
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[QUOTE=Legend286;24768172]Carry a .357 magnum if you're old enough to own one. I'm pretty sure they're legal in the USA (if that's where you're living) plus they're badass as fuck.[/QUOTE]
OP is like 12, him shooting a .357 would probably break his wrist then he'd break his nose from hitting himself in the face with the revolver.
also you're a tard if you think carrying a .357 is a good idea
[QUOTE=Aman V;24768176]There are few situations where carrying/having a knife is a good idea at all.
A knife fight is NEVER a good thing to be in. Have fun being slashed and bleeding everywhere like fucking mad.
IMO some form of pepper spray is better then any knife
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OP is like 12, him shooting a .357 would probably break his wrist then he'd break his nose from hitting himself in the face with the revolver.
also you're a tard if you think carrying a .357 is a good idea[/QUOTE]
Did you read the thread??? Im 15.
[QUOTE=TheSpy;24768221]Did you read the thread??? Im 15.[/QUOTE]
Oh fuck sorry 15, that makes a massive difference I'm so sorry for my mistake
Pepper spray > Knife, you can also make it homemade.
It WILL give them a pain to remember if they get it in their eyes, whats funny is that if they also get it on their hands, they start rubbing their eyes like crazy and it just puts more pepper spray in there and the rubbing makes them more swollen.
If you decide to carry a gun or a knife then you are just putting yourself in a worse position.
concealed taser. DO ETTT
Nevermind, I just realized that there was another way, MACE! Or tazers.
[QUOTE=Aman V;24768246]Oh fuck sorry 15, that makes a massive difference I'm so sorry for my mistake[/QUOTE]
You know what I noticed about you in Facepunch, you act like an asshole a lot, going thread through thread being a sarcastic fuckwad. If you don't have anything to say that's important, get the fuck out! I'm sick and tired off seeing your shit posts acting like your a fucking tough guy that can do anything. You're immature and need to get the fuck out of Facepunch, I can't stand trolls like you.
Someone please tell me I'm not the only one who noticed?
Edit:
Also I blocked you, no sense in replying.
[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;24768537]OP, the best thing to do in my opinion is for both of you to carry around bats or something that will do damage but not enough to kill them. OH, like a hammer, that could fit in your pocket and it can do serious damage. Also, always stick around your friend, so if they jump you again, you have 2 people with hammers against 3 people with fists. Don't be afraid to break a leg, or hit an arm, just don't do anything lethal.
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Worst idea EVER.
Really, just get a pepperspray. If it gets into eyes, they're fucked and you can either run or be a pussy and try to beat them. Or call the cops
You're cuban. tell them you will seriously fuck them up if them cross you. My cuban friends don't fuck around.
Im brazilian BTW
[QUOTE=johan_sm;24768615]Worst idea EVER.
Really, just get a pepperspray. If it gets into eyes, they're fucked and you can either run or be a pussy and try to beat them. Or call the cops[/QUOTE]
Oh shit, I forgot about that. Ok, never mind what I said, this is probably the best option, or you could tase them.
Or offer them some geniue cuban cigars.
[QUOTE=johan_sm;24768686]Or offer them some geniue cuban cigars.[/QUOTE]
can has?
Pepper spray and a knife.
Spray them in the eyes and stab them in the gut.
Pepper spray and a taser.
You know what to do.
[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;24768537]OP, the best thing to do in my opinion is for both of you to carry around bats or something that will do damage but not enough to kill them. OH, like a hammer, that could fit in your pocket and it can do serious damage. Also, always stick around your friend, so if they jump you again, you have 2 people with hammers against 3 people with fists. Don't be afraid to break a leg, or hit an arm, just don't do anything lethal.
You know what I noticed about you in Facepunch, you act like an asshole a lot, going thread through thread being a sarcastic fuckwad. If you don't have anything to say that's important, get the fuck out! I'm sick and tired off seeing your shit posts acting like your a fucking tough guy that can do anything. You're immature and need to get the fuck out of Facepunch, I can't stand trolls like you.
Someone please tell me I'm not the only one who noticed?
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Also I blocked you, no sense in replying.[/QUOTE]
Hahahahah never knew I made children so mad.
Differing opinions =/= trolling
You're idea is awful. "yeah lets carry around a hammer in my pocket everywhere I go :downs:"
Can you not see how stupid that is?
[QUOTE=Aman V;24769147][b]Hahahahah never knew I made children so mad.[/b]
Differing opinions =/= trolling
You're idea is awful. [b]"yeah lets carry around a hammer in my pocket everywhere I go :downs:"[/b]
[b]Can you not see how stupid that is?[/b][/QUOTE]
See what I mean, smugness, if you looked 5 posts up you would realize that I forgot about that.
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And sorry, to me, you seem like a troll, doing nothing but saying dickish things. If you would spend some time not being sarcastic, maybe not be a dick every post, and formulate an opinion without throwing in insults, then maybe I'll respect you. But so far, you have yet to meet that.
[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;24769220]See what I mean, smugness, if you looked 5 posts up you would realize that I forgot about that.
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And sorry, to me, you seem like a troll, doing nothing but saying dickish things. If you would spend some time not being sarcastic, maybe not be a dick every post, and formulate an opinion without throwing in insults, then maybe I'll respect you. But so far, you have yet to meet that.[/QUOTE]
I'm blocked you can't read what I say
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also lol I don't care about gaining your respect
Carry a lethal-weapon such as a small pistol and shoot them if they mug you.
Ask someone to back you up and trail them back to wherever. Ask the cops to mark your money, and then have your friend tape them taking it from you and beating you up. That's a way to do it.
You could also, you know, find a class for fencing. Or join the local NRA thing. Just explain to some of them what your situation is, and they'll help out of the kindness of their hearts, if not the chance to use their guns.
If you really become in danger, you'll be able to take them out. Adrenaline and all that.
[QUOTE=wingless;24767052]That's not funny.[/QUOTE]
:colbert:
So they were a "three-man-army"??
I say, if you would encounter one of these pansies alone I'd say he would be pretty much of a wus or "pzzay." That has to be the only reason why their three in their gang.
So Ol' Chap, try to send them to the nearest hospital, one by one.
Obvious Troll is obvious
Every other thread of yours is bullshit.
Read this: [url]http://www.freeinfosociety.com/pdfs/misc/anarchistcookbook2000.pdf[/url]
Find "40.How to kill somone" w/o the qoutes on table off contents and click it and read.
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