• My friend just got beat up/mugged today!
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[QUOTE=meepugh;24766458]Bring a knife.[/QUOTE] Pointless..... [IMG]http://www.gifanatics.com/files/artybf25bm.gif[/IMG]
Your friend should have engaged them in an "Irish" brawl.
Live in Arizona like I do. Keep a handgun on you, and get ready to blow a head off) (In self defence of course)
They killed your brother. They poisioned his drink. :tinfoil: [editline]08:30PM[/editline] Page king. :smug:
This thread has a lot of people who are like "Do a triple backflip and land on his head then rip out the other guy's heart. That's what I always do and I have never been beaten up :c00lbert:"
Call the pentagon ask. Case solved.
seriously just get some pepper spray, it will completely immobilise them (or at least to the point where they won't be in a state to fight you) and there won't be a chance that you accidentally stab someone in the wrong place and then all of a sudden you're a murderer (basically it's not lethal)
[QUOTE=TheSpy;24766517] Knife VS 3 drug abusing pieces of shit. Who wins?[/QUOTE] Glock wins.
[QUOTE=Ryz0;24775584]This thread has a lot of people who are like "Do a triple backflip and land on his head then rip out the other guy's heart. That's what I always do and I have never been beaten up :c00lbert:"[/QUOTE] They're probably taking the piss.
Wow, so you lied about joining the army? You're the REAL piece of shit, I hope they kill you
Tape a knife to your ankle, pull it out when they jump you. That or try not to pull attention to yourself.
Don't bring a fucking knife against 3 people, you risk getting harmed or even being killed by your own knife. You should bring pepperspray instead. Or a gun, but I suppose that is not possible.
Well I know you wont want to actually shoot them, so buy a blank firing gun (they dont require a license I believe in the states), one of the realistic ones and when they attack you pull it out and fire, they will think you are shooting at them and get the fuck outa there. They will leave you alone after that trust me.
Carry a fucking weapon, next time they come for you attack first and attack as viciously as you can. Break some jaws crack some skulls, they won't be expecting it as they have you beat down before. Let them come appear passive as usual then BOOM crack a motherfucking skull open. Protip : The weapon should be something you could have on your person for a reason other than smashing someone's melon open. Nice heavy duty maglite, swing for the head and knock his jaw into the stratosphere.
Try to contact the police. make a report of an offence. Law is on your side. [editline]01:16PM[/editline] and do NOT taunt them with your knife. you can get yourself killed with your own weapons. JUST CONTACT POLICE
You gotta get a big knife and make the first move.
also, even if you were sickly awesome with a knife you shouldnt do it. The sentence for killing someone is not nice. [editline]01:19PM[/editline] ^ no.
Burn them with a cheap ass over-powered laser from dealextreme.
bring a knife... ..so that they can cut you with it
OP is spy.
I think you can make a crime report here [url]http://www.cityofboston.gov/contact/?id=106[/url] Theres the address for the police department of boston so you can make a report there too. [B]Do it.[/B]
have sex with him
Give the fuckers the reasons why Limerick is the new murder capitol of the world and why you don't fuck with Cubans. In short, fuck their shit up.
So you say 3 drug addicts are planning to kill you and your tactic is "to scare them".
[QUOTE=Bird;24777504]OP is troll[/QUOTE] Bird didnt read thread. [editline]03:37PM[/editline] [QUOTE=eXiv2;24778953]So you say 3 drug addicts are planning to kill you and your tactic is "to scare them".[/QUOTE] My uncle is gonna take care of them for me.
Pepper spray is definitely the best choice here. Carrying a knife is just about the most stupid thing you can do. Not only can it easily get turned on you, but it also makes you look like a shitbag to the police. Just use pepper spray and make sure to keep about 2-3 meters away while spraying.
[QUOTE=Fort83;24779811]buy yourself some nice steel-toed boots and kick them really fucking hard in the balls![/QUOTE] Oh god that's sounds incredibly painful.
[QUOTE=TheSpy;24779284]Bird didnt read thread. [editline]03:37PM[/editline] My uncle is gonna take care of them for me.[/QUOTE] Can't wait for "Help fp, my uncle is dead" thread
[QUOTE=Fort83;24779811]buy yourself some nice steel-toed boots and kick them really fucking hard in the balls![/QUOTE] This is actually a really good idea.
Make a thread about it.
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