I tried a pencil once, and it was not enjoyable.
Not the pointy end, of course.
[QUOTE=myalt22;32075675]I tried a [B]pencil [/B]once, and it was not enjoyable.
Not the pointy end, of course.[/QUOTE]
It is so tiny.
You can't feel shit.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;32075730]It is so tiny.
You can't feel shit.[/quote]
you are just asking for a fucking "that's what she said"
STOP TEMPTING ME
Dicks
Lit firecrackers covered in broken glass
[QUOTE=Combine 177;32075730]It is so tiny.
You can't feel shit.[/QUOTE]
Seriously? I could only get the pencil halfway :P
I must have a really tight butthole.
[QUOTE=myalt22;32076064]I must have a really tight butthole.[/QUOTE]
hot
Nothing and I plan to do whatever I can to keep it that way
The only thing I shove up my bum is toilet paper and even then I don't [I]like[/I] it.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;32076211]Nothing and I plan to do whatever I can to keep it that way[/QUOTE]
conflicts with my plans
Sometimes I put a pen in there, then when someone asks to borrow a pen from me I give them that one and suppress my laughter.
It's their punishment for chewing it or not giving it back.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;32076248]conflicts with my plans[/QUOTE]
it hurts though
[img]http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/ez_commander_trackball_remote.jpg[/img]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc[/media]
Example @ 1:11
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;32076287]it hurts though[/QUOTE]
only for a minute then it feels great babe