• Things you Like To shove Up your Bum?
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I kind of feel like shoving a dildo up my bum now because of this thread.
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Wrenches
Nothing.
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Electronics,Already got myself 7 free TVs!
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A cactus
I tried a pencil once, and it was not enjoyable. Not the pointy end, of course.
[QUOTE=myalt22;32075675]I tried a [B]pencil [/B]once, and it was not enjoyable. Not the pointy end, of course.[/QUOTE] It is so tiny. You can't feel shit.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;32075730]It is so tiny. You can't feel shit.[/quote] you are just asking for a fucking "that's what she said" STOP TEMPTING ME
Dicks
Lit firecrackers covered in broken glass
[QUOTE=Combine 177;32075730]It is so tiny. You can't feel shit.[/QUOTE] Seriously? I could only get the pencil halfway :P I must have a really tight butthole.
[QUOTE=myalt22;32076064]I must have a really tight butthole.[/QUOTE] hot
Nothing and I plan to do whatever I can to keep it that way
The only thing I shove up my bum is toilet paper and even then I don't [I]like[/I] it.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;32076211]Nothing and I plan to do whatever I can to keep it that way[/QUOTE] conflicts with my plans
Sometimes I put a pen in there, then when someone asks to borrow a pen from me I give them that one and suppress my laughter. It's their punishment for chewing it or not giving it back.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;32076248]conflicts with my plans[/QUOTE] it hurts though
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[QUOTE=carcarcargo;32076287]it hurts though[/QUOTE] only for a minute then it feels great babe
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[QUOTE=ief014;32069271]my dick ;)[/QUOTE] I thought it'd be HQRSES.
Shampoo bottle.
your head
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Extremely fragile glass jars
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