Sharpies, dildos, vibrators, they're all good. ;) (Oh, and how did I almost forget cocks)
BTYM's tool.
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Sorry about the watermark lol but it gets my point across
What the fuck after reading everyones response I have like thee most weirdest boner right now.
And I have never stuck anything up my ass unless it is a giant turd that I can't get out and wants to play turtle with me.
Nerf darts. Only once
Sometimes I like to be friendly and shove food at my bum.
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my ass is a one way road, exit only
Threads like this are the reason no one likes fast threads. Here have some content.
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i can often be found lowering myself onto a accurately positioned cucumber.
[QUOTE=Metanar;32078791]Sharpies, dildos, vibrators, they're all good. ;) (Oh, and how did I almost forget cocks)[/QUOTE]
Basically this. And my hand, sometimes.
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Thank god I found out that was a guy [I]before[/I] I jerked off.
[QUOTE=Tripodalooza;32069208]Without a doubt, we all get horny and when we're horny we do nasty things and one of them can be bum-pleasure. What are things you like to shove up your bum when you're feeling horny?[/QUOTE]
One of my ALL TIME favorite is a remote for television.
I tried a shampoo bottle once, and it hurt so much.
I'd like to cram a horsecock up there when I'm horny though.
[QUOTE=Jacinth;32087216]Thank god I found out that was a guy [I]before[/I] I jerked off.[/QUOTE]
Oh fuck. That sounds even worse.
I found out, but I DIDN'T jerk off to the guy after. Jesus Christ I was surprised to see no gaybows.
I know this sounds perverted, but I kind of want a penis up my bum because it sounds enjoyable.
Does shaving your asshole with a machete count?
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[QUOTE=Tripodalooza;32088970]I know this sounds perverted, but I kind of want a penis up my bum because it sounds enjoyable.[/QUOTE]
Looks like you already have done according to what current OS you're using
brent's massive erect penis
I actually kind of want an Emo dudes dick up my bum.
[QUOTE=Dead Madman;32089136]Looks like you already have done according to what current OS you're using[/QUOTE]
Linux is fucking awesomee
[QUOTE=Mr.face;32089655][IMG]http://www.cutothechase.com/Horse%20Deals%20Muscles.jpg[/IMG]
horses[/QUOTE]
Watch out. That might just start something. And I got sick of old cell phones. I moved on to my iPhone. I set it on vibrate, place it in, and call myself as many times as I want.
my thumb
[QUOTE=Tripodalooza;32089480]I actually kind of want an Emo dudes dick up my bum.[/QUOTE]
I don't know why, but while I find emos fucking annoying, that's usually the only type of guy I'll go for
if I could find a happy guy and make him wear black and eyeliner and stuff for me I'd be so damn happy
[QUOTE=Mr.face;32089655][IMG]http://www.cutothechase.com/Horse%20Deals%20Muscles.jpg[/IMG]
horses[/QUOTE]
Horses you say?
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Amy's face
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