• Your "Fuck You Mom" moments.
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Dude my mom is like the coolest person I know. She went into the Air Force right out of high school, served 18 fucking years in there, had my sister and was forced to leave the AF. Sister grew up an ungrateful, spoiled brat (Much like OP) and wound up disowning my mom over a car payment my mom wouldn't pay because my sister had a steady job. Sister got married and had two kids, and my Mom wasn't told shit. To this day I have no idea how my Mom put up with that bitch until she moved out. Also to this day my Mom has sent a present to my sisters house on her birthday every year since she left. I try to be better to her because she's been through so much shit and deserves a good son.
[QUOTE=JohnnyNapalm007;21433979]My Mom would beat me black and blue if I ever, EVER, disrespected her. Like, at all.[/QUOTE] And you think that's okay for her to do that?
I love my mom the title should be renamed to fuck you dad.
ITT: Everyone hates OP.
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;21428715]Yeah I know.[/QUOTE] She wasn't even doing anything, just trying to be funny and say "No call yet?" I can think of so many times I've raged at my mum I'd like to take back because I feel so bad now.
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;21430478]I lol'd. She's skinny and has no acne at all, she does TaeKwonDo with me so that would explain how she is so fit even though she eats so much. ANYWAY; here is my pic of the Droid and proof of Sam: [IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/35l9g5x.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] He probably made a friend named Sam pretend to be his GF. :eng101:
[QUOTE=yeah.avi;21467136]I love my mom the title should be renamed to fuck you dad.[/QUOTE] This I've wanted to do it but he is like 5 times bigger than me and has a short temper
I love my Mum and my Dad. I have had arguments and dissagreements: but I will always love and respect them, they made me of course :love:.
[QUOTE=bull04;21434552]All of my friends want my mom to be theirs. My mom is the most caring person I have ever met. I think I have had like 2 no answers to a sleepover.[/QUOTE] Saying yes to something isn't caring. "Mom? Can I ride a bear while playing tennis with dynamite as the ball against Saxton Hale? "Sure thing, honey! I'll go get you some dynamite!"
OP, you're becoming a dick. I thought you were a pretty respectable guy on fp, then you decide to call me a 13 year old whore, which I take to heart and it's the second time I've been called it on here in 2 days! I am [B]not [/B]a whore, of which i can assure you. Please grow up.
ITT: nerdraging kids who hate their mommy
Kids these days. Had my dad said something like that to my grandpa, ho-ho-holy shit. He would wake up a week later with a rebuilt jaw. I knew this and me and my folks have an understanding. Don't be a DICK.
I have only once called my mom a disrespectful name, and it was because I was having a bad day and I took it out on her. It was a big mistake :(
If what has been said is true, a lot of you have violent and psychotic parents. Fear of being beaten black and blue or having your jaw broken does not equal respect.
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;21420207]Well to start I could go with what happened when I started to talk more with Sam (My GF) and my mom could tell I liked her, well one time I decided to ask her number and she didn't know it then asked for mine, well my mom was snooping and found out, after a few days my mom came up to me and said "Still no call huh?" and walked off. I wanted to punch her in the face so fucking hard, a day later I got a text from Sam and after a while of texting she sent me a pic of her (full clothed mind you) but I found this to be perfect to say fuck you mom. So I texted the pic to my mom and added a caption that said "I got her number, now please mind your own business you fucking bitch." and after a while she forgave me and hasn't messed with me since.[/QUOTE] Come back to Facepunch when you grow up.
Wait a second, isn't Atebitlord German or something? If he is then why would he text someone in English? :raise:
My mum just purely relies on ignorance and her own opinions. And it's getting way out of hand of recently.
[QUOTE=Ryzo;21472184]Wait a second, isn't Atebitlord German or something? If he is then why would he text someone in English? :raise:[/QUOTE] No he speaks Royal Douchebaggery. Which is quite easy to translate to English.
[QUOTE=Gurant;21428751]Never. Sure, me and my mom has had our arguments, but I always have and always will respect her.[/QUOTE] This. Since my dad is gone (as in, i don't know where the fuck he ran off to) i don't feel like being a bother to my mom. She made me waffles some hours ago, which instantly makes her awesome.
Once, my mother made me add an entire paragraph to my paper which had nothing to do with what I was writing. I wanted to kick her in the balls, but I realised women don't have balls. So I just played TF2 and everything was fine.
[QUOTE=Ryzo;21472184]Wait a second, isn't Atebitlord German or something? If he is then why would he text someone in English? :raise:[/QUOTE] This is an English forum, of course he'd translate it like everyone else.
Shit dude, I'm sure your Mum was just trying to encourage you to call her. You didn't have to be such a douche bag about it.
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