• THERE'S A GIANT FUCKING WASP IN MY HOUSE!
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epic thread.
Our people will sing your name for generations.
Convert it to youknowwhat.
Excellent thread, would read again.
kill everyone in your house so it doesn't find a source of food
Oh, you already killed it? Hopefully you don't mind about this nuke I sent to help you with the problem. :rolleyes:
YOU KILLED MY POKEYMAN
Ah fuck why did you have to post a fucking huge picture of it duck oh god I nearly jumped out of my chair...
[B]Get ready for a story, sonny.[/B] So I was casually playing some Garry's Mod until I saw a wasp about the size of the one described. I quickly reached for my trusty 1 euro fly swatter, as bugs constantly make their way into my house. I swatted the poor wasp into my treadmill a couple of feet away. I used the end of the fly swatter to pin it up against the treadmill. At that point, there was no turning back. If I removed the fly swatter from it, it would most definitely sting me. So, I got a kitchen knife [I]and cut it's stinger off.[/I] It was biting my knife with tremendous force, that fucker was strong. I then proceeded to cut it's head off. It was still twitching, so I unpinned it and it just lied there. I picked it up the a paper towel and threw it off my apartment buidling. tl;dr? Wasps are fucking scary.
the curtains in my room have wasps printed on them
[QUOTE=SnakeEater91;34772557][B]Get ready for a story, sonny.[/B] So I was casually playing some Garry's Mod until I saw a wasp about the size of the one described. I quickly reached for my trusty 1 euro fly swatter, as bugs constantly make their way into my house. I swatted the poor wasp into my treadmill a couple of feet away. I used the end of the fly swatter to pin it up against the treadmill. At that point, there was no turning back. If I removed the fly swatter from it, it would most definitely sting me. So, I got a kitchen knife [I]and cut it's stinger off.[/I] It was biting my knife with tremendous force, that fucker was strong. I then proceeded to cut it's head off. It was still twitching, so I unpinned it and it just lied there. I picked it up the a paper towel and threw it off my apartment buidling. tl;dr? Wasps are fucking scary.[/QUOTE] [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-byodood.gif [/img]
Am I the only one not afraid of wasps?
A story fit of Hercules, Snake Eater
If you happen to find the hive of the beasts, you have no excuse to not do this. [img]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/004/674/1243540007529.gif?1318992465[/img]
[QUOTE=darcy010;34766530][b]THE BEAST IS SLAIN![/b] [img]http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/8303/photo1lh.jpg[/img] SENT TO THE FIRING DEPTHS OF HELL FROM WHENCE IT CAME. Thank you Facepunch for standing by me in this endeavor. I came out to face the beast like a man, only to find it cowering under the shutters of the curtain. I made my move for the bug spray and attacked it with all my might. It took several minutes for the deed to be done, but I was victorious. I left the carcass in it's position of death to be fed to my spiderbro, in the ultimate dishonour for its death.[/QUOTE] What the fuck kind of wasp is that? We only have yellowjackets here.
After a night of safety, I realized spider bro didn't need to be poisoned. I decided to give the beast a proper burial. First surveying the body. I mean look at this mother fucker, even in death it looks like it's going to fuck me up! [img]http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/875/photo6db.jpg[/img] So I gave it a piece of my mind! [img]http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/2474/photo5vg.jpg[/img] After the fun and games I dug it a grave in the backyard. [img]http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5370/photo4hzi.jpg[/img] I wrote a plaque to display above its grave. I feel like it'll send a message to any of the other little bastards. [img]http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/6436/photo3ufg.jpg[/img] Before saluting it off once again. Look who's laughing now! [img]http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2175/photo2bha.jpg[/img]
Best thread 2012
[QUOTE=darcy010;34781897][img]http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2175/photo2bha.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] A hero to us all
I was driving through a desert highway once (Like Ajo Way in Arizona) at about 65mph, and had my window open when I had a fucking wasp SMACK into my neck and start stinging me. Fucker nearly took me off the road if it weren't for the fact my brother grabbed the wheel.
Take toilet paper and some plastic,but LITTLE alchocol on it,light it up, go to wasp and wach it suffocate,or just jump and kick the fucface,like in simpsons hit and run lol.
A tale for the ages
[QUOTE=darcy010;34781897]After a night of safety, I realized spider bro didn't need to be poisoned. I decided to give the beast a proper burial. First surveying the body. I mean look at this mother fucker, even in death it looks like it's going to fuck me up! [img]http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/875/photo6db.jpg[/img] So I gave it a piece of my mind! [img]http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/2474/photo5vg.jpg[/img] After the fun and games I dug it a grave in the backyard. [img]http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5370/photo4hzi.jpg[/img] I wrote a plaque to display above its grave. I feel like it'll send a message to any of the other little bastards. [img]http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/6436/photo3ufg.jpg[/img] Before saluting it off once again. Look who's laughing now! [img]http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2175/photo2bha.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Songs will be written about you. This tale shall not die. We shall remember the day the great hero killed this wasp. Thank you, o great one.
This is the best thread ever. Of all time.
[QUOTE=Mr. Face;34797957]This is the best thread ever. Of all time.[/QUOTE] Agreed.
I miss threads like this.
Why kill it? You should tried to make it into the "boxing community". He would sure "sting like a wasp", in this case
You're a brilliant man.
Piss on its grave everyday. [editline]24th February 2012[/editline] [sp]let's hope OP doesn't notice urine revives insects[/sp]
You think the OP has it bad? Last night, there were [b][u]3[/u][/b] flying about in my room. 3. 3 fucking wasps. Killed 2, had to sleep through the night with 1 roaming around my room. Scary shit.
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