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I got a recipe.
[b]you will need[/b]:
A phone
A pizza leaflet
Order pizza
[b]Tennis Ball Bombs[/b]
Ingredients:
-Strike anywhere matches
-A tennis ball
-A nice sharp knife
-Duct tape
Break a ton of matchheads off. Then cut a SMALL hole in the tennis
ball. Stuff all of the matchheads into the ball, until you can't
fit any more in. Then tape over it with duct tape. Make sure it is
real nice and tight! Then, when you see someone walking down the
street, give it a good throw. He will have a blast!!
[img]http://image.rotteneggs.com/r3/cache_images/7/74617.jpg[/img]
One of these is recomended:
[img]http://www.urbanjunkie.co.uk/shopimages/products/normal/hyperdog%20250%20v2.jpg[/img]
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[b]Paint Bombs[/b]
Ingredients:
Dry Ice
Resealable paint bucket
To make a paint bomb you simply need a metal pain can with a
refastenable lid, a nice bright color paint (green, pink, purple,
or some gross color is perfect!), and a quantity of dry ice. Place
the paint in the can and then drop the dry ice in. Quicky place
the top on and then run like hell! With some testing you can time
this to a science. It depends on the ratio of dry ice to paint to
the size of the can to how full it is. If you are really pissed
off at someone, you could place it on their doorstep, knock on the
door, and then run!! Paint will fly all over the place HAHAHA!!
[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/Untitled-11.bmp[/img]
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[b]LSD [/b]
I think, of all the drugs on the black market today, LSD is the strangest. It is the most recent major drug to come to life in the psychedelic subculture. (Blah blah blah... let's get to the good stuff: How to make it in your kitchen!!)
Ingredients:
Morning Glory seeds or baby Hawaiian wood rose seeds
130 cc. of petroleum ether
110 cc. of wood alcohol
cookie tray
capsules
[img]http://forums.mycotopia.net/attachments/storming-gates/54841d1182831315-kratom-wow-00-capsules.jpg[/img]
1) Grind up 150 grams of Morning Glory seeds or baby Hawaiian wood rose seeds.
2) In 130 cc. of petroleum ether, soak the seeds for two days.
3) Filter the solution through a tight screen.
4) Throw away the liquid, and allow the seed mush to dry.
5) For two days allow the mush to soak in 110 cc. of wood alcohol.
6) Filter the solution again, saving the liquid and labeling it "1."
7) Resoak the mush in 110 cc. of wood alcohol for two days.
8) Filter and throw away the mush.
9) Add the liquid from the second soak to the solution labeled "1."
10) Pour the liquid into a cookie tray and allow it to evaporate.
11) When all of the liquid has evaporated, a yellow gum remains. This should be scraped up and put into capsules.
30 grams of Morning Glory seeds = 1 trip
15 Hawaiian wood rose seeds = 1 trip
Many companies, such as Northop-King have been coating their
seeds with a toxic chemical, which is poison. Order seeds from
a wholesaler, as it is much safer and cheaper. Hawaiian wood
rose seeds can be ordered directly from:
Chong's Nursery and Flowers
P.O. Box 2154
Honolulu, Hawaii
LSD DOSAGES
----------
The basic dosages of acid vary according to what kind of acid
is available and what medium of ingestion is used. Chemically,
the potency of LSD-25 is measured in micrograms, or mics. If
you're chemically minded or making your own acid, then
computing the number of micrograms is very important. Usually
between 500 and 800 mics is plenty for an 8 hour trip,
depending on the quality of the acid, of course. I have heard
of people taking as much as 1,500-2,000 mics. This is not only
extremely dangerous, it is extremely wasteful.
LSD comes packaged in many different forms. The most common
are listed below:
1) The brown spot, or a piece of paper with a dried drop
of LSD on it, is always around. Usually one spot equals
one trip.
2) Capsuled acid is very tricky, as the cap can be almost
any color, size, or potency. Always ask what the acid is
cut with, as a lot of acid is cut with either speed or
strychnine. Also note dosage.
3) Small white or colored tablets have been known to
contain acid, but, as with capsuled acid, it's impossible
to tell potency, without asking.
[editline]06:41AM[/editline]
Have fun and be safe!
Lonely Thanksgiving Egg and Cheese Quesadilla
My Results:
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I burnt most of it, but the unburnt part was good :D
[QUOTE=skylortrexle;18595151][b]Tennis Ball Bombs[/b]
Ingredients:
-Strike anywhere matches
-A tennis ball
-A nice sharp knife
-Duct tape
Break a ton of matchheads off. Then cut a SMALL hole in the tennis
ball. Stuff all of the matchheads into the ball, until you can't
fit any more in. Then tape over it with duct tape. Make sure it is
real nice and tight! Then, when you see someone walking down the
street, give it a good throw. He will have a blast!!
[img]http://image.rotteneggs.com/r3/cache_images/7/74617.jpg[/img]
One of these is recomended:
[img]http://www.urbanjunkie.co.uk/shopimages/products/normal/hyperdog%20250%20v2.jpg[/img]
---------------------------------------------------
[b]Paint Bombs[/b]
Ingredients:
Dry Ice
Resealable paint bucket
To make a paint bomb you simply need a metal pain can with a
refastenable lid, a nice bright color paint (green, pink, purple,
or some gross color is perfect!), and a quantity of dry ice. Place
the paint in the can and then drop the dry ice in. Quicky place
the top on and then run like hell! With some testing you can time
this to a science. It depends on the ratio of dry ice to paint to
the size of the can to how full it is. If you are really pissed
off at someone, you could place it on their doorstep, knock on the
door, and then run!! Paint will fly all over the place HAHAHA!!
[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/Untitled-11.bmp[/img]
----------------------------------------------------
[b]LSD [/b]
I think, of all the drugs on the black market today, LSD is the strangest. It is the most recent major drug to come to life in the psychedelic subculture. (Blah blah blah... let's get to the good stuff: How to make it in your kitchen!!)
Ingredients:
Morning Glory seeds or baby Hawaiian wood rose seeds
130 cc. of petroleum ether
110 cc. of wood alcohol
cookie tray
capsules
[img]http://forums.mycotopia.net/attachments/storming-gates/54841d1182831315-kratom-wow-00-capsules.jpg[/img]
1) Grind up 150 grams of Morning Glory seeds or baby Hawaiian wood rose seeds.
2) In 130 cc. of petroleum ether, soak the seeds for two days.
3) Filter the solution through a tight screen.
4) Throw away the liquid, and allow the seed mush to dry.
5) For two days allow the mush to soak in 110 cc. of wood alcohol.
6) Filter the solution again, saving the liquid and labeling it "1."
7) Resoak the mush in 110 cc. of wood alcohol for two days.
8) Filter and throw away the mush.
9) Add the liquid from the second soak to the solution labeled "1."
10) Pour the liquid into a cookie tray and allow it to evaporate.
11) When all of the liquid has evaporated, a yellow gum remains. This should be scraped up and put into capsules.
30 grams of Morning Glory seeds = 1 trip
15 Hawaiian wood rose seeds = 1 trip
Many companies, such as Northop-King have been coating their
seeds with a toxic chemical, which is poison. Order seeds from
a wholesaler, as it is much safer and cheaper. Hawaiian wood
rose seeds can be ordered directly from:
Chong's Nursery and Flowers
P.O. Box 2154
Honolulu, Hawaii
LSD DOSAGES
----------
The basic dosages of acid vary according to what kind of acid
is available and what medium of ingestion is used. Chemically,
the potency of LSD-25 is measured in micrograms, or mics. If
you're chemically minded or making your own acid, then
computing the number of micrograms is very important. Usually
between 500 and 800 mics is plenty for an 8 hour trip,
depending on the quality of the acid, of course. I have heard
of people taking as much as 1,500-2,000 mics. This is not only
extremely dangerous, it is extremely wasteful.
LSD comes packaged in many different forms. The most common
are listed below:
1) The brown spot, or a piece of paper with a dried drop
of LSD on it, is always around. Usually one spot equals
one trip.
2) Capsuled acid is very tricky, as the cap can be almost
any color, size, or potency. Always ask what the acid is
cut with, as a lot of acid is cut with either speed or
strychnine. Also note dosage.
3) Small white or colored tablets have been known to
contain acid, but, as with capsuled acid, it's impossible
to tell potency, without asking.
[editline]06:41AM[/editline]
Have fun and be safe![/QUOTE]
fuck yeah, thats badass.
Please don't quote the whole thing.
[editline]07:19AM[/editline]
It's pointless. Also Adding more soon.
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