[B]Burger Kingpin[/B]
Start a brawl in Burger King.
[B]Winter Is Coming[/B]
Flirt with a snowman.
[B]Master of comedy:[/B]
Make someone laugh once.
[B]Hollywood Nights[/B]
Climb onto your neighbor's roof at 3 am, yell "I AM A FUCKING ROCKSTAR" and belt out an amazing acapella guitar solo for 1 minute.
[B]Let me Fix[/B]
Light a cigarette with your glasses.
[B]Fatal Redundancy[/B]
Fake your death, move to Tijuana and get murdered by a cartel.
[B]Casualty[/B]
Drink a Diet Mountain Dew.
[B]Arrested Development[/B]
Wear a blue tee shirt and run with your arms behind your back for ten city blocks.
[B]Initial B[/B]
Drift your sister's Barbie jeep. Bonus if you yell "I MUST DEFEAT THE RED SUNS" the entire time.
[QUOTE=Umbra Fidelis;48133454][b][i]Bagguette[/i][/b]
Post as MaxOfS2D
[b][i]Glorious Cheeks[/i][/b]
Post as CrapTasket[/QUOTE]
Latter would be postal
[b]Bugged Achievement Mechanics[/b]
Blame something you did wrong on the game being bugged/thing being broken.
[I][B]Uninvited Guest[/B][/I]
Slip through a convention, wedding, or any special event taking place and stay there for at least ten minutes.
[B][I]Game Basher[/I][/B]
Inside a game retail store, slap three or more game boxes/consoles as hard as you can with your palm and make a run for it.
[B][I]Insult to the Law[/I][/B]
Make an weird/strange/funny face and sounds in front of a law enforcement/police for few minutes then run away if pursuit occurs.
[B][I]Without A Consent[/I][/B]
Pat 50 people you've encounter on the back, in the city.
[B][I]Cryin' Wolf[/I][/B]
Scream "Fire!" three times in one day.
[B][I]Citizens in Distressed[/I][/B]
Help at least 50 people with their problems.
[B][I]False Love[/I][/B]
Love someone falsely.
[B][I]True Love[/I][/B]
Love someone truly.
[B][I]Free to Play[/I][/B]
Play video-games for free before their release.
[B][I]Static-Screen[/I][/B]
Swoop your hand across your screen and feel some static shock.
[B][I]Free Food for You[/I][/B]
Obtain free food for a week from local restaurants.
[B][I]Check-less[/I][/B]
Throw away your paycheck as soon as you get it.
[B][I]Fast Spend[/I][/B]
Spend all of your amount on your paycheck as soon you received it.
[B][I]Stand Down! Delta, I See you! Back up![/I][/B]
While being chased or confronted by three people who want to hurt/do something to you while someone sneak behind you, stop them using Chris Pratt's stance from Jurassic World.
[B][I]Family First![/I][/B]
While having class or work, your family member have emergency. Leave class/work and go to your family member.
[B][I]Super Anti-Virus Specialist[/I][/B]
Clean/Remove a virus in a computer or laptop in less than five minutes.
[B][I]Malware Super-Specialist[/I][/B]
Clean/Remove a malware in laptop or computer in less than five minutes.
[B][I]Creepy Family Member You Are.[/I][/B]
Pinch a family member's tongue, stare at them up-close, and smile at them at night when everyone is asleep.
[B][I]Rude Family Member You Are.[/I][/B]
Shout and disrespect every family member in your household until they are very angry.
[B][I]A Day of [URL="https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=NEET"]NEET[/URL][/I][/B]
Sit in front of the computer/television for 24 hours.
[B][I]A Hour of [URL="https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=NEET"]NEET[/URL][/I][/B]
Sit in front of the computer/television for an hour.
[B][I]No Life [URL="https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=NEET"]NEET[/URL][/I][/B]
Sit in front of the computer/television for more than a day.
[B][I]World Traveller![/I][/B]
Visit Japan, France, England, and other countries in your life.
[B][I]Movie Enthusiast[/I][/B]
Watch at least two movies at a movie theater in a day.
[B][I]Gamer Addicted![/I][/B]
Collect 50 or more videogames.
[B][I]Four in a Row![/I][/B]
Do the same things over and over again for four times.
[B][I]Book King[/I][/B]
Have over a hundred books in your house or apartment.
[B][I]Going Deaf![/I][/B]
Play your favorite music as loud as you can for a hour.
[B][I]Hardcore Sleeper[/I][/B]
Sleep for 20+ hours straight.
[B][I]Worse than Possums[/I][/B]
Don't take showers for at least two weeks.
[B][I]Hunger A Day...[/I][/B]
Don't eat anything for a day.
[B][I]Water-walker[/I][/B]
Hold your breath and walk under water of the swimming pool for seven minutes or more.
[B][I]Level-Up![/I][/B]
Get praised ten times in a row in a day.
[B][I]I'm All Ears[/I][/B]
Listen to seven people talking to you at the same time and respond to all seven of them.
[B][I]Way Too Respectful in the Family[/I][/B]
Be the most respectful and patient family member.
[QUOTE=FullofCunts;48130445][B][I]Middle East Peace[/I][/B]
Go to an US court and falsely plead yourself as the culprit of 9/11[/QUOTE]
[i][b]"Sheep"[/i][/b]
Lie to yourself about the whole thing
[B]Where ells?[/B]
Hide a dead body under the floor boards.
[B]Will Find, Will Kill[/B]
Meet Liam Neeson.
[B]Jihad And Seek[/B]
Defeat Osama Bin Laden.
[B]And One Giant Leap Of Faith[/B]
Jump over the Moon as an assassin.
[B]I'm Batman[/B]
Get cryogenically frozen.
[B]Patience[/B]
Mix a track
[B]
Patient[/B]
Master a track
[B]You have no power here[/B]
Commit a capital crime and successfully flee the country.
[B]First Rule[/B]
Become a member of a secret organization.
[B]Like a Glove[/B]
Pass your driver's test on your first try.
[B]I'm here to fuck your mom, dude.[/B]
Have some kid annoy you and proceed to have sex with his mother.
[B]m16[/B]
Fap and cum 16 times in a day.
[b]Zach Brown[/b]
Let her penetrate you for once.
[B]Minor[/B]
Gain 1000 hours in an FPS video game.
[B]Minor League[/B]
Gain 2000 hours in an FPS video game.
[B]Major League Gamer[/B]
Gain 5000+ hours in an FPS video game.
[B]Making Friends[/B]
Sign up on any forums.
[B]"That'll teach him to call me dumb!"[/B]
Get DDOS'd.
[B]Who wants a flippin'?[/B]
Do your first successful front flip on concrete with help from a friend.
[B]And all I got was this stupid paper![/B]
Successfully complete College (or University).
[B]Tech-Wizz[/B]
Get any entry level job in the computing industry.
[B]"ItHurtsWhenIP"[/B]
Become an IT technician.
[B]Don't eat meat![/B]
Participate in a riot and have no idea what it's against.
[B]Making a living[/B]
Flip 100 burgers
[B]Nothing better to do?[/B]
Flip 500 burgers
[B]"And wait for this to all blow over!"[/B]
Spend over 100 hours in total at any pub.
[B]Easy 'p3zy'[/B]
Spend 1000 hours in front of a monitor
[B]I worry for you.[/B]
Spend over five years in total in front of a monitor
[B]Under the table[/B]
Receive a hand-job under a table or desk.
[B]Caught red handed![/B]
Get caught with murder.
[B]Purse Snatcher[/B]
Steal somebodies wallet.
[B]Bigger Fish to Fry[/B]
Steal an item worth $100 or more.
[B]Don't kill me![/B]
Meet somebody you've talk to online in real life.
[B]Street Fighter[/B]
Get forced into a fist fight and win.
[B]"I kissed a boy"[/B]
And like it.
[B]GAME OVER[/B]
Get married.
[B]Hoopty Loop[/B]
Drive your shitty Chevrolet around a random cul-de-sac 200 times while blasting west coast gangsta rap.
[B]Ass Creed[/B]
Sneak your way into a strip club at the age of 15.
This thread makes me want to have some kind of actual real life achievement system :v:
[B]Covered in Pussy[/B]
Have 8 cats asleep on you at once
[B]High-Five Distinction[/B]
High five your friend during an exam
[B]Parental Support[/B]
Lend your parents most of your money, while moving out of home.
Posting a few I've already collected
[B]Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding bananaphone![/B]
[I]Stick a banana up your butt[/I]
[B]Oy Vey[/B]
[I]Be responsible for the death of millions of semites[/I]
[B]Hardcore mode activated[/B]
[I]Take off your clothes, molotov an army convoy and manage to escape, good luck surviving![/I]
[B]Assplosion[/B]
Insert a pyrotechnical ordinance into your rectum and discharge it.
[B]Trve Kvlt[/B]
Form a black metal band!
[B]Trve Kvlt Blak Metvl[/B]
Use the picture of a band members suicide by shotgun as the album cover for your bootleg album!
[B]Satan would be proud[/B]
Burn down the oldest wooden church in history!
[B]Bat-shit fucking insane[/B]
Kill a rivalling musician!
[B]You dun goof'd[/B]
Shitpost to the point of being doxxed, then have your father scream at a webcam
[B]The end?[/B]
You just died!
[editline]7th July 2015[/editline]
[B]Pride of the soviet union[/B]
How the fuck did you manage to fly to the moon in a rusty old lada?
[editline]7th July 2015[/editline]
[B]Now that's just cheesy[/B]
Soak a cheesepuff in cum and eat it
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;48139689][B]m16[/B]
Fap and cum 16 times in a day.[/QUOTE]
[B]The Gramophone[/B]
Jack off once at one o'clock, twice at two o'clock, thrice at three o'clock, and continue in that pattern until twelve o'clock, for a total of 78
[B]How do I computer?[/B]
Catch your first computer virus!
[B]Did my orgasm just break the computer?[/B]
Get a BSOD while watching porn for the first time!
[B]Nice alarm clock[/B]
Manage to wake up an entire building from forgetting to plug in your headphones, have your stereo at max and then watching loading a porn clip
[editline]7th July 2015[/editline]
[B]Apply plunger to rectal opening[/B]
Manage to remove a stuck sex toy from your butt with a plunger! +500 xp
[editline]7th July 2015[/editline]
[B]Woodblocked[/B]
Get lost in a forest with a girl crushing on you for almost a day and manage not to have sex with her.
[B]Yeah They're Called Batlord[/B]
Buy a Bathory album at a secondhand record store and show your friends.
[B]69 Jump Street[/B]
Have intense sex with a cop.
[B]Sheeple[/B]
Turn it on and post about Glenn Beck
[B][I]Blood Mix[/I][/B]
Have sex with your sister/brother
[B][I]Just an hobo house[/I][/B]
Escape more than five enemies by hiding under a box
[B][I]Fuck you, brain.[/I][/B]
Think of a brilliant idea and immediately forget what it was
[B][I]Warm-Up[/I][/B]
Masturbate for one hour straight
[B][I]Wet Work[/I][/B]
Swim in dirty water with your clothes on
[B][I]May I interest you in my fine schlong?[/I][/B]
Become a nudist.
[B][I]Epidemic[/I][/B]
Sneeze/Cough on someone while you're sick, then have them infect somebody else.
[B]Just Another Dick In The Wall[/B]
Cum all over your neighbour's house.
[B]I got BALLS OF STEEL[/B]
Have your best parts be the target of painful external force 100 times [sp](and survive)[/sp].
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