• Real Life achievements
    125 replies, posted
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/uLsEiZB.gif[/IMG]
[B]Burger Kingpin[/B] Start a brawl in Burger King. [B]Winter Is Coming[/B] Flirt with a snowman.
[B]Master of comedy:[/B] Make someone laugh once.
[B]Hollywood Nights[/B] Climb onto your neighbor's roof at 3 am, yell "I AM A FUCKING ROCKSTAR" and belt out an amazing acapella guitar solo for 1 minute. [B]Let me Fix[/B] Light a cigarette with your glasses. [B]Fatal Redundancy[/B] Fake your death, move to Tijuana and get murdered by a cartel. [B]Casualty[/B] Drink a Diet Mountain Dew. [B]Arrested Development[/B] Wear a blue tee shirt and run with your arms behind your back for ten city blocks. [B]Initial B[/B] Drift your sister's Barbie jeep. Bonus if you yell "I MUST DEFEAT THE RED SUNS" the entire time.
[QUOTE=Umbra Fidelis;48133454][b][i]Bagguette[/i][/b] Post as MaxOfS2D [b][i]Glorious Cheeks[/i][/b] Post as CrapTasket[/QUOTE] Latter would be postal
[b]Bugged Achievement Mechanics[/b] Blame something you did wrong on the game being bugged/thing being broken.
[I][B]Uninvited Guest[/B][/I] Slip through a convention, wedding, or any special event taking place and stay there for at least ten minutes. [B][I]Game Basher[/I][/B] Inside a game retail store, slap three or more game boxes/consoles as hard as you can with your palm and make a run for it. [B][I]Insult to the Law[/I][/B] Make an weird/strange/funny face and sounds in front of a law enforcement/police for few minutes then run away if pursuit occurs. [B][I]Without A Consent[/I][/B] Pat 50 people you've encounter on the back, in the city. [B][I]Cryin' Wolf[/I][/B] Scream "Fire!" three times in one day. [B][I]Citizens in Distressed[/I][/B] Help at least 50 people with their problems. [B][I]False Love[/I][/B] Love someone falsely. [B][I]True Love[/I][/B] Love someone truly. [B][I]Free to Play[/I][/B] Play video-games for free before their release. [B][I]Static-Screen[/I][/B] Swoop your hand across your screen and feel some static shock. [B][I]Free Food for You[/I][/B] Obtain free food for a week from local restaurants. [B][I]Check-less[/I][/B] Throw away your paycheck as soon as you get it. [B][I]Fast Spend[/I][/B] Spend all of your amount on your paycheck as soon you received it. [B][I]Stand Down! Delta, I See you! Back up![/I][/B] While being chased or confronted by three people who want to hurt/do something to you while someone sneak behind you, stop them using Chris Pratt's stance from Jurassic World. [B][I]Family First![/I][/B] While having class or work, your family member have emergency. Leave class/work and go to your family member. [B][I]Super Anti-Virus Specialist[/I][/B] Clean/Remove a virus in a computer or laptop in less than five minutes. [B][I]Malware Super-Specialist[/I][/B] Clean/Remove a malware in laptop or computer in less than five minutes. [B][I]Creepy Family Member You Are.[/I][/B] Pinch a family member's tongue, stare at them up-close, and smile at them at night when everyone is asleep. [B][I]Rude Family Member You Are.[/I][/B] Shout and disrespect every family member in your household until they are very angry. [B][I]A Day of [URL="https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=NEET"]NEET[/URL][/I][/B] Sit in front of the computer/television for 24 hours. [B][I]A Hour of [URL="https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=NEET"]NEET[/URL][/I][/B] Sit in front of the computer/television for an hour. [B][I]No Life [URL="https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=NEET"]NEET[/URL][/I][/B] Sit in front of the computer/television for more than a day. [B][I]World Traveller![/I][/B] Visit Japan, France, England, and other countries in your life. [B][I]Movie Enthusiast[/I][/B] Watch at least two movies at a movie theater in a day. [B][I]Gamer Addicted![/I][/B] Collect 50 or more videogames. [B][I]Four in a Row![/I][/B] Do the same things over and over again for four times. [B][I]Book King[/I][/B] Have over a hundred books in your house or apartment. [B][I]Going Deaf![/I][/B] Play your favorite music as loud as you can for a hour. [B][I]Hardcore Sleeper[/I][/B] Sleep for 20+ hours straight. [B][I]Worse than Possums[/I][/B] Don't take showers for at least two weeks. [B][I]Hunger A Day...[/I][/B] Don't eat anything for a day. [B][I]Water-walker[/I][/B] Hold your breath and walk under water of the swimming pool for seven minutes or more. [B][I]Level-Up![/I][/B] Get praised ten times in a row in a day. [B][I]I'm All Ears[/I][/B] Listen to seven people talking to you at the same time and respond to all seven of them. [B][I]Way Too Respectful in the Family[/I][/B] Be the most respectful and patient family member.
[QUOTE=FullofCunts;48130445][B][I]Middle East Peace[/I][/B] Go to an US court and falsely plead yourself as the culprit of 9/11[/QUOTE] [i][b]"Sheep"[/i][/b] Lie to yourself about the whole thing
[B]Where ells?[/B] Hide a dead body under the floor boards.
[B]Will Find, Will Kill[/B] Meet Liam Neeson. [B]Jihad And Seek[/B] Defeat Osama Bin Laden. [B]And One Giant Leap Of Faith[/B] Jump over the Moon as an assassin. [B]I'm Batman[/B] Get cryogenically frozen.
[B]Patience[/B] Mix a track [B] Patient[/B] Master a track
[B]You have no power here[/B] Commit a capital crime and successfully flee the country.
[B]First Rule[/B] Become a member of a secret organization. [B]Like a Glove[/B] Pass your driver's test on your first try.
[B]I'm here to fuck your mom, dude.[/B] Have some kid annoy you and proceed to have sex with his mother.
[B]m16[/B] Fap and cum 16 times in a day.
[b]Zach Brown[/b] Let her penetrate you for once.
[B]Minor[/B] Gain 1000 hours in an FPS video game. [B]Minor League[/B] Gain 2000 hours in an FPS video game. [B]Major League Gamer[/B] Gain 5000+ hours in an FPS video game. [B]Making Friends[/B] Sign up on any forums. [B]"That'll teach him to call me dumb!"[/B] Get DDOS'd. [B]Who wants a flippin'?[/B] Do your first successful front flip on concrete with help from a friend. [B]And all I got was this stupid paper![/B] Successfully complete College (or University). [B]Tech-Wizz[/B] Get any entry level job in the computing industry. [B]"ItHurtsWhenIP"[/B] Become an IT technician. [B]Don't eat meat![/B] Participate in a riot and have no idea what it's against. [B]Making a living[/B] Flip 100 burgers [B]Nothing better to do?[/B] Flip 500 burgers [B]"And wait for this to all blow over!"[/B] Spend over 100 hours in total at any pub. [B]Easy 'p3zy'[/B] Spend 1000 hours in front of a monitor [B]I worry for you.[/B] Spend over five years in total in front of a monitor [B]Under the table[/B] Receive a hand-job under a table or desk. [B]Caught red handed![/B] Get caught with murder. [B]Purse Snatcher[/B] Steal somebodies wallet. [B]Bigger Fish to Fry[/B] Steal an item worth $100 or more. [B]Don't kill me![/B] Meet somebody you've talk to online in real life. [B]Street Fighter[/B] Get forced into a fist fight and win. [B]"I kissed a boy"[/B] And like it. [B]GAME OVER[/B] Get married.
[B]Hoopty Loop[/B] Drive your shitty Chevrolet around a random cul-de-sac 200 times while blasting west coast gangsta rap.
[B]Ass Creed[/B] Sneak your way into a strip club at the age of 15.
This thread makes me want to have some kind of actual real life achievement system :v:
[B]Covered in Pussy[/B] Have 8 cats asleep on you at once [B]High-Five Distinction[/B] High five your friend during an exam [B]Parental Support[/B] Lend your parents most of your money, while moving out of home. Posting a few I've already collected
[B]Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding bananaphone![/B] [I]Stick a banana up your butt[/I] [B]Oy Vey[/B] [I]Be responsible for the death of millions of semites[/I] [B]Hardcore mode activated[/B] [I]Take off your clothes, molotov an army convoy and manage to escape, good luck surviving![/I] [B]Assplosion[/B] Insert a pyrotechnical ordinance into your rectum and discharge it. [B]Trve Kvlt[/B] Form a black metal band! [B]Trve Kvlt Blak Metvl[/B] Use the picture of a band members suicide by shotgun as the album cover for your bootleg album! [B]Satan would be proud[/B] Burn down the oldest wooden church in history! [B]Bat-shit fucking insane[/B] Kill a rivalling musician! [B]You dun goof'd[/B] Shitpost to the point of being doxxed, then have your father scream at a webcam [B]The end?[/B] You just died! [editline]7th July 2015[/editline] [B]Pride of the soviet union[/B] How the fuck did you manage to fly to the moon in a rusty old lada? [editline]7th July 2015[/editline] [B]Now that's just cheesy[/B] Soak a cheesepuff in cum and eat it
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;48139689][B]m16[/B] Fap and cum 16 times in a day.[/QUOTE] [B]The Gramophone[/B] Jack off once at one o'clock, twice at two o'clock, thrice at three o'clock, and continue in that pattern until twelve o'clock, for a total of 78
[B]How do I computer?[/B] Catch your first computer virus! [B]Did my orgasm just break the computer?[/B] Get a BSOD while watching porn for the first time! [B]Nice alarm clock[/B] Manage to wake up an entire building from forgetting to plug in your headphones, have your stereo at max and then watching loading a porn clip [editline]7th July 2015[/editline] [B]Apply plunger to rectal opening[/B] Manage to remove a stuck sex toy from your butt with a plunger! +500 xp [editline]7th July 2015[/editline] [B]Woodblocked[/B] Get lost in a forest with a girl crushing on you for almost a day and manage not to have sex with her.
[B]Yeah They're Called Batlord[/B] Buy a Bathory album at a secondhand record store and show your friends.
[B]69 Jump Street[/B] Have intense sex with a cop.
[B]Sheeple[/B] Turn it on and post about Glenn Beck
[B][I]Blood Mix[/I][/B] Have sex with your sister/brother [B][I]Just an hobo house[/I][/B] Escape more than five enemies by hiding under a box [B][I]Fuck you, brain.[/I][/B] Think of a brilliant idea and immediately forget what it was [B][I]Warm-Up[/I][/B] Masturbate for one hour straight [B][I]Wet Work[/I][/B] Swim in dirty water with your clothes on [B][I]May I interest you in my fine schlong?[/I][/B] Become a nudist. [B][I]Epidemic[/I][/B] Sneeze/Cough on someone while you're sick, then have them infect somebody else.
[B]Just Another Dick In The Wall[/B] Cum all over your neighbour's house.
[B]I got BALLS OF STEEL[/B] Have your best parts be the target of painful external force 100 times [sp](and survive)[/sp].
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.