[B][I]The Master Of The Rejects[/I][/B]
Get a 59 on a test.
[B][I]This Requires Some Skills[/I][/B]
Get a 0 on a test that only has choice questions.
[B][I]You have some balls[/I][/B]
Swear at the teacher several times and get away with it.
[B]What The Actual ****?[/B]
Swear on live teleivision.
[B]Fried[/B]
Get owned by Stephen Fry.
[B]Welcome... To Jurassic Park[/B]
Use Steam for the first time.
[B]Wow, What Does That Mean?[/B]
Win at anything.
[B]CTRL+ALT+DELETE[/B]
Lose something.
[B]I'm A Big Guy[/B]
Put on a cool mask after taking steroids.
[B]I Am The Night[/B]
Beat up a clown, a prince and a criminal.
[B]The Cake Is Ally[/B]
Defend a piece of cake.
[b]I Must Be Immortal[/b]
Live to be 100 years old.
[B]Pushing the Limits[/B]
Live to be [I]200[/I] years old.
[B]Twainspotting[/B]
Meet Mark Twain.
[B]Big Boned[/B]
Eat all bucket of kfc in 5 minutes(25 chicken wings)
[B]Light-Skinned[/B]
Act racist to some waiter.
[editline]11th July 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=erkor;48177837][B]Pushing the Limits[/B]
Live to be [I]200[/I] years old.[/QUOTE]
[B] Becoming Zeus[/B]
Live to be [I]300[/I] years old.
[B]Sympathetic[/B]
Become good friends with someone you just met for the first time.
[B]Versatile Musican[/B]
Learn how to play at least 4 different kinds of instruments.
[B]Octopus[/B]
Play at least 4 instruments simultaneously.
[B]April Fools Master[/B]
Fool at least 5 people at 5 April Fools days and make them laugh from it.
[B]New Haircut[/B]
Get a electric shock.
[B]Hero[/B]
Save someone's life.
[B]Superhero[/B]
Save someone's life at risk of your own live and against all odds.
[B]Supervillain[/B]
Take over the world. (Alternatively, become president of the USA)
[B]Immortal[/B]
Don't die.
[B]OMG GET OUT MOM[/B]
Get caught fapping.
[B]Bull In A China Shop[/B]
Lie about something while purchasing a Chinese takeaway.
[B]Breaking Brad[/B]
Tell Brad Pitt to shut the fuck up.
[B]A Game Of Clowns[/B]
Go to Comicon.
[B]Uh, guys?[/B]
Make a post in a controversial thread in Sensationalist Headlines that is too moderate for anyone to care. Check to see if anyone replies at least 3 times.
[B]The All-Mighty Key God[/B]
Play "Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz" on the piano perfectly.
[b]Spawn more overlords![/b]
Have a child
[B]Chunnel Vision [/B]
Hold your breath for the entirety of the English Channel train ride.
[B]Casino Royale [/B]
Gamble at a European casino. Drink a Martini whilst doing so.
[B]Two For The Price Of One[/B]
Have a single sleep-wake cycle last 48 hours.
[B]Meanwhile in Russia...[/B]
Go to Russia, survive a car accident, survive a fight with a bear immediately afterwards, and have it all recorded on a dashcam.
[B][I]No Life.[/I][/B]
Play an idle game for over a week
[b]This is a sneaking mission Snake [/b]
Have a stealthy wank
[b]Zulu Foxtrot[/b]
Use a military to wipe out Native Tribes.
[b] Now what?[/b]
Finish any kind of school.
[b]Newfound freedom[/b]
Buy a car/motorcycle.
[B][I]Shitter? I hardly know 'er![/I][/B]
Meet your soul mate in a gas station bathroom.
[B][I]Hemorrhage before beauty[/I][/B]
Get crushed by a tanning bed.
[B][I]Master of my own domain[/I][/B]
Create a porn site.
[B][I]If you build it, they will come[/I][/B]
Make a dildo in ceramics class.
[B][I]Get your head in the game[/I][/B]
Die while wearing a VR headset.
I had a bucket list on an old hard drive like this!
all listed as achievments ..then my hard drive died ..it still kind of works but i lost the power cable.
I had bad achievments as well as good because shit happens
things like
Fender bender: Crash the car
Headscratcher: Crash the car, flip it then slide over 5 meters
Rubber Limbs: dislocate a joint
Bullet hole: get shot and survive
Bullet sponge: get shot twice and survive
Here's some good ones I remember
3's Company: have a threeway
I Do: get married
Lifesaver: Save someones life
Guardian angel: Same someones life twice or more
VIP: sneak/bribe/talk/etc you way into a high end event such as a movie premier or other red carpet event
I miss my old list...maybe time to start anew
[B]Facepunched[/B]
Show Garry Newman bitter hatred.
[B]Can You Dig It, Zucker?[/B]
Take over Facebook.
[B]Better Dead Than Reddit[/B]
Survive 20 years without Reddit.
[B]Putin' On The Ritz[/B]
Start a fight with Vladimir Putin.
[B]Doctor Whore[/B]
Have sex in a time machine.
[B]R.K.O.B.E.[/B]
Perform an RKO on something who has an OBE.
[B]Fear And Loathing In Area 51[/B]
Buy an alien some cannabis.
[B]You're A Big Guy[/B]
Lift some weights.
[b]Cancer Survivor[/b]
Sucessfully install Windows 7/8/8.1 or 10 on top of a Vista installation
[B]Even Better Than The Real Thing [/B]
Declare your undying affection for a romanceable Bioware character (from any game) to another person in real life
[B]Bridge over Troubled Water[/B]
Shit a shit so large it doesn't touch water, but makes a bridge over it.
[QUOTE=Hugo Strange;48188730]
[B]You're A Big Guy[/B]
Lift some weights.[/QUOTE]
[B]For you![/B]
Attract attention from the opposite or same sex as a result of your lifting.
[B]Sleep Well[/B]
Take sleeping pills and laxatives at the same time
[B]Zodiac king[/B]
Win a fight against 11 other people with 11 other Zodiac signs.
[B]Goosestep On It![/B]
Succeed in a Nazi car chase.
[B]One With The Shadows[/B]
Eat, sleep and take a shit in South Central L.A.
[B]American Daud[/B]
Become a freelance American assassin.
[B]Grand Theft R2[/B]
Mug a robot.
[B]Angels And Damons[/B]
Find Matt Damon and clone him.
[B]Smallville[/B]
Help Peter Dinklage become a vigilante.
[B]It Was Just Banter[/B]
Cause genocide.
[B]Dark Soles[/B]
Wear a pair of black shoes.
[B]Ohhh YEAH[/B]
Become a macho man.
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