• Real Life achievements
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[B][I]The Master Of The Rejects[/I][/B] Get a 59 on a test. [B][I]This Requires Some Skills[/I][/B] Get a 0 on a test that only has choice questions. [B][I]You have some balls[/I][/B] Swear at the teacher several times and get away with it.
[B]What The Actual ****?[/B] Swear on live teleivision. [B]Fried[/B] Get owned by Stephen Fry. [B]Welcome... To Jurassic Park[/B] Use Steam for the first time. [B]Wow, What Does That Mean?[/B] Win at anything. [B]CTRL+ALT+DELETE[/B] Lose something. [B]I'm A Big Guy[/B] Put on a cool mask after taking steroids. [B]I Am The Night[/B] Beat up a clown, a prince and a criminal.
[B]The Cake Is Ally[/B] Defend a piece of cake.
[b]I Must Be Immortal[/b] Live to be 100 years old.
[B]Pushing the Limits[/B] Live to be [I]200[/I] years old.
[B]Twainspotting[/B] Meet Mark Twain.
[B]Big Boned[/B] Eat all bucket of kfc in 5 minutes(25 chicken wings)
[B]Light-Skinned[/B] Act racist to some waiter. [editline]11th July 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=erkor;48177837][B]Pushing the Limits[/B] Live to be [I]200[/I] years old.[/QUOTE] [B] Becoming Zeus[/B] Live to be [I]300[/I] years old.
[B]Sympathetic[/B] Become good friends with someone you just met for the first time. [B]Versatile Musican[/B] Learn how to play at least 4 different kinds of instruments. [B]Octopus[/B] Play at least 4 instruments simultaneously. [B]April Fools Master[/B] Fool at least 5 people at 5 April Fools days and make them laugh from it. [B]New Haircut[/B] Get a electric shock. [B]Hero[/B] Save someone's life. [B]Superhero[/B] Save someone's life at risk of your own live and against all odds. [B]Supervillain[/B] Take over the world. (Alternatively, become president of the USA) [B]Immortal[/B] Don't die.
[B]OMG GET OUT MOM[/B] Get caught fapping.
[B]Bull In A China Shop[/B] Lie about something while purchasing a Chinese takeaway. [B]Breaking Brad[/B] Tell Brad Pitt to shut the fuck up. [B]A Game Of Clowns[/B] Go to Comicon.
[B]Uh, guys?[/B] Make a post in a controversial thread in Sensationalist Headlines that is too moderate for anyone to care. Check to see if anyone replies at least 3 times.
[B]The All-Mighty Key God[/B] Play "Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz" on the piano perfectly.
[b]Spawn more overlords![/b] Have a child
[B]Chunnel Vision [/B] Hold your breath for the entirety of the English Channel train ride. [B]Casino Royale [/B] Gamble at a European casino. Drink a Martini whilst doing so. [B]Two For The Price Of One[/B] Have a single sleep-wake cycle last 48 hours.
[B]Meanwhile in Russia...[/B] Go to Russia, survive a car accident, survive a fight with a bear immediately afterwards, and have it all recorded on a dashcam.
[B][I]No Life.[/I][/B] Play an idle game for over a week
[b]This is a sneaking mission Snake [/b] Have a stealthy wank
[b]Zulu Foxtrot[/b] Use a military to wipe out Native Tribes.
[b] Now what?[/b] Finish any kind of school. [b]Newfound freedom[/b] Buy a car/motorcycle.
[B][I]Shitter? I hardly know 'er![/I][/B] Meet your soul mate in a gas station bathroom. [B][I]Hemorrhage before beauty[/I][/B] Get crushed by a tanning bed. [B][I]Master of my own domain[/I][/B] Create a porn site. [B][I]If you build it, they will come[/I][/B] Make a dildo in ceramics class. [B][I]Get your head in the game[/I][/B] Die while wearing a VR headset.
I had a bucket list on an old hard drive like this! all listed as achievments ..then my hard drive died ..it still kind of works but i lost the power cable. I had bad achievments as well as good because shit happens things like Fender bender: Crash the car Headscratcher: Crash the car, flip it then slide over 5 meters Rubber Limbs: dislocate a joint Bullet hole: get shot and survive Bullet sponge: get shot twice and survive Here's some good ones I remember 3's Company: have a threeway I Do: get married Lifesaver: Save someones life Guardian angel: Same someones life twice or more VIP: sneak/bribe/talk/etc you way into a high end event such as a movie premier or other red carpet event I miss my old list...maybe time to start anew
[B]Facepunched[/B] Show Garry Newman bitter hatred. [B]Can You Dig It, Zucker?[/B] Take over Facebook. [B]Better Dead Than Reddit[/B] Survive 20 years without Reddit. [B]Putin' On The Ritz[/B] Start a fight with Vladimir Putin. [B]Doctor Whore[/B] Have sex in a time machine. [B]R.K.O.B.E.[/B] Perform an RKO on something who has an OBE. [B]Fear And Loathing In Area 51[/B] Buy an alien some cannabis. [B]You're A Big Guy[/B] Lift some weights.
[b]Cancer Survivor[/b] Sucessfully install Windows 7/8/8.1 or 10 on top of a Vista installation
[B]Even Better Than The Real Thing [/B] Declare your undying affection for a romanceable Bioware character (from any game) to another person in real life [B]Bridge over Troubled Water[/B] Shit a shit so large it doesn't touch water, but makes a bridge over it.
[QUOTE=Hugo Strange;48188730] [B]You're A Big Guy[/B] Lift some weights.[/QUOTE] [B]For you![/B] Attract attention from the opposite or same sex as a result of your lifting.
[B]Sleep Well[/B] Take sleeping pills and laxatives at the same time
[B]Zodiac king[/B] Win a fight against 11 other people with 11 other Zodiac signs.
[B]Goosestep On It![/B] Succeed in a Nazi car chase. [B]One With The Shadows[/B] Eat, sleep and take a shit in South Central L.A. [B]American Daud[/B] Become a freelance American assassin. [B]Grand Theft R2[/B] Mug a robot. [B]Angels And Damons[/B] Find Matt Damon and clone him. [B]Smallville[/B] Help Peter Dinklage become a vigilante. [B]It Was Just Banter[/B] Cause genocide. [B]Dark Soles[/B] Wear a pair of black shoes.
[B]Ohhh YEAH[/B] Become a macho man.
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