• Real Life achievements
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[B]No Going Back[/B] Become black.
[B]The hunger games[/B] Don't eat anything for 2 weeks.
[B][I]In for a penny, in for a pound[/I][/B] Sleep with a cheap prostitute.
[B][I]7 days before Winter[/I][/B] View the 5 seasons of Game of Thrones within 1 week.
[B]Nintender Nipples[/B] Buy a WiiU.
[QUOTE=Hugo Strange;48206975][B]Nintender Nipples[/B] Buy a WiiU.[/QUOTE][b]Iwata-San[/b] Buy a Nintendo product in memoriam of Satoru Iwata.
[B]Living To Fifty Is Overrated[/B] Take out the trash, with the bag full of nothing but soda cups and fast food wrappers. [B]Drawn To Scale[/B] Lose ten pounds mainly as a result of being too busy gaming to remember to eat.
[b]Homing Kebab[/b] Get home whilst being drunk without remembering how after purchasing food from a takeaway [b]Star in your eyes[/b] Get woken up by the cat sitting on for face [b]Couch yoga[/b] Manage to sleep on a friends 2 seater sofa
[B]Gonna do it tomorrow.[/B] Postpone something 10 times. [B]Extra live[/B] Die, then get reanimated. [B]You look like you've seen a ghost[/B] Experience something unnatural. [B]Just five more minutes...[/B] Oversleep during a working day 5 times. [B]Offline mode[/B] Live without internet connection for 1 year. [B]Unplugged[/B] Have no electricity for an entire week. [B]You are a pirate[/B] Loose one eye, a hand and/or a leg.
[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;48133827][B]Starting Out[/B] Be born[/QUOTE] I'm gonna need a strategy guide for this one, I can't seem to find the quest start?
[B]Lion The Professional[/B] Teach a lion to raise his young and kill bad people.
[QUOTE=Coyoteze;48229058]I'm gonna need a strategy guide for this one, I can't seem to find the quest start?[/QUOTE] you get the quest from your dad you have to do it before advancing past the first quest in the main storyline.
[B]Professional Russian[/B] Get a liver transplant.
[B]Wreckage Brother[/B] Stay on a plane that is about to crash. [B]Arnold Schwarzenigger[/B] Do 10 press-ups on top of your homie.
[B]Nope, nobody's ever told me that before.[/B] Get compared to a celebrity by strangers 100 times.
[B][I]Who's a tough guy?[/I][/B] Begin talking to yourself due to extreme pain. [B][I]I do what I say, and I say what I mean[/I][/B] Complete your life with 100% honesty. [B][I]Sniffed the skunk in the cellar[/I][/B] Rat on a friend to another friend.
[B]No Russian[/B] Learn every language that's spoken on earth besides russian.
[I][B]Instant Ejection[/B][/I] Scream "Allahu Ackbar" multiple times while in the middle of a plane flight. [B][I]Yar-Har-Fiddle-Dee-Dee[/I][/B] Illegally Pirate over $10,000 worth of movies, games, or music. [B][I]Rest in Pepperoni[/I][/B] Request Pizza as your last meal. [B][I]Taps[/I][/B] Post That Cat in LMAO Pics.
[QUOTE=UntouchedShadow;48243842] [B][I]Yar-Har-Fiddle-Dee-Dee[/I][/B] Illegally Pirate over $10,000 worth of movies, games, or music. [/QUOTE] Does that mean $10,000 worth in fines or that much in the retail value of the product? Because if fines then that would be one movie, game, or album.
[B]Half-Life 3 Is Great[/B] Travel to the future. [B]If You Build It, They Will Cum[/B] Build a pornographic statue in public. [B]A Hemsworthy Opponent[/B] Fight Chris Hemsworth. [B]Bale'd Out[/B] Break Christian Bale out of prison. [B]Falcone Punch[/B] Punch Don Falcone in the face. [B]Good Morning, Vietnam![/B] Drink napalm. [B]Turning A Newell Leaf[/B] Waste over £1,000,000 on virtual items. [B]You Forget A Thousand Things A Day[/B] Forget something.
[B]I wonder what this red button does[/B] Cause the world to end.
[B]Rage Against The Machine[/B] Cause a rebellion against the inevitable robotic domination
[B]Wealth of Nations[/B] Become a Capitalist
[b]Life? What's that?[/b] Sign up for Facepunch. [B]Quite the Rebel[/B] Get banned on Facepunch 5 times.
[I][B]YOU SON OF A BITCH[/B][/I] Reunite with an old comrade [B][I]Painting the Town Red[/I][/B] Commence and complete Soviet Operation RED OCTOBER [B][I]Interception Electric Boogaloo[/I][/B] While under attack by a Surface to Air Missile, shoot it down with a Sidewinder [B][I]DON'T ASK QUESTIONS GET IN THE BANANA[/I][/B] Save your friend from a potentially bad situation [B][I]Ace in the hole[/I][/B] Call in an overdue favor
[B]Vocabularian[/B] Correctly use the word "niggardly" in front of a black person
[B]I Shit You Not[/B] Tell an incredible toilet story to a good friend [B]Yellow River[/B] Pee in the nearest body of water [B]I Do Believe I can Fly[/B] Fly without the assistance of an aircraft [B]Beatin' the Meat[/B] Cook up some tenderized steak rounds, yum!
[IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/gmql86pvb/ach1.png[/IMG] [B]Straight Red Aces[/B] Get passing grades in at least one subject by causing one of your student roommates to commit suicide [IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/46tvefwjb/ach2.png[/IMG] [B]Out of the Fryingpan...[/B] Successfully battle a life long depression just before becoming traumatized enough to start it over [IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/d5t4iyg6v/ach5.png[/IMG] [B]Respawn[/B] Wake up from a coma lasting at least one year [IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/6qu3ma9h3/ach3.png[/IMG] [B]It's all in the Family[/B] Marry your cousin [IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/s31ljytfb/ach6.png[/IMG] [B]Born Again Bachelor[/B] Get caught performing adultery [IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/zcikoxilz/ach4.png[/IMG] [B]Commitment Fissures[/B] Make up excuses about being sick, spend the night in a strip club instead of being with your special someone, get shitfaced, have sex with some random person cus' you don't give a shit, and then realize it's your actual lover the morning after [IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/uyeoqtxfb/ach7.png[/IMG] [B]Folie à deux[/B] Indirectly cause your therapist to seek a therapist of his own [IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/66f2jlg8n/ach8.png[/IMG] [B]Fuck This, I'm Out[/B] Move out of your parents house and settle into your own place [IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/nkzarvddj/ach9.png[/IMG] [B]Fuck This, I'm Out 2: With a Vengeance[/B] Move out of your shitty country to live elsewhere in the world [IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/3rn6z5zzr/ach10.png[/IMG] [B]Shock n' Awe[/B] Ejaculate for the first time [IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/45oiyrk3b/ach11.png[/IMG] [B]Spiritual Capitalist[/B] Avert overdue pay on bills by successfully robbing someone [IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/u2i7bdnqv/ach12.png[/IMG] [B]Wake Up Call[/B] See your long life dream being crushed under the enormous weight of realizing that you just simply aren't good enough to do anything right [IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/3k45geeev/ach13.png[/IMG] [B]The Hypocritical Oath[/B] Firmly insist that everything in the past was objectively better [IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/6csrmopdj/ach14.png[/IMG] [B]Bad to the Bone[/B] Fap to something extremely taboo [IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/z544jwmev/ach15.png[/IMG] [B]Faux Punch[/B] Cause someone to punch you in the face after you've said something highly offensive by mistake ... This was fun, will probably come up with more later. I just got this achievement btw: [IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/owbne2yd3/ach16.png[/IMG] [B]Screen-Struck[/B] Decide to write a witty forum post before going to bed, which ends up lasting over three hours into early morning edit: fixed images (geez)
[B]Coolest kid in town[/B] Beat up 5 fat kids before you hit the age of 12.
[b]I'll do it tomorrow[/b] Procrastinate so much you start to hate yourself.
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