[B]The hunger games[/B]
Don't eat anything for 2 weeks.
[B][I]In for a penny, in for a pound[/I][/B]
Sleep with a cheap prostitute.
[B][I]7 days before Winter[/I][/B]
View the 5 seasons of Game of Thrones within 1 week.
[B]Nintender Nipples[/B]
Buy a WiiU.
[QUOTE=Hugo Strange;48206975][B]Nintender Nipples[/B]
Buy a WiiU.[/QUOTE][b]Iwata-San[/b]
Buy a Nintendo product in memoriam of Satoru Iwata.
[B]Living To Fifty Is Overrated[/B]
Take out the trash, with the bag full of nothing but soda cups and fast food wrappers.
[B]Drawn To Scale[/B]
Lose ten pounds mainly as a result of being too busy gaming to remember to eat.
[b]Homing Kebab[/b]
Get home whilst being drunk without remembering how after purchasing food from a takeaway
[b]Star in your eyes[/b]
Get woken up by the cat sitting on for face
[b]Couch yoga[/b]
Manage to sleep on a friends 2 seater sofa
[B]Gonna do it tomorrow.[/B]
Postpone something 10 times.
[B]Extra live[/B]
Die, then get reanimated.
[B]You look like you've seen a ghost[/B]
Experience something unnatural.
[B]Just five more minutes...[/B]
Oversleep during a working day 5 times.
[B]Offline mode[/B]
Live without internet connection for 1 year.
[B]Unplugged[/B]
Have no electricity for an entire week.
[B]You are a pirate[/B]
Loose one eye, a hand and/or a leg.
[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;48133827][B]Starting Out[/B]
Be born[/QUOTE]
I'm gonna need a strategy guide for this one, I can't seem to find the quest start?
[B]Lion The Professional[/B]
Teach a lion to raise his young and kill bad people.
[QUOTE=Coyoteze;48229058]I'm gonna need a strategy guide for this one, I can't seem to find the quest start?[/QUOTE]
you get the quest from your dad
you have to do it before advancing past the first quest in the main storyline.
[B]Professional Russian[/B]
Get a liver transplant.
[B]Wreckage Brother[/B]
Stay on a plane that is about to crash.
[B]Arnold Schwarzenigger[/B]
Do 10 press-ups on top of your homie.
[B]Nope, nobody's ever told me that before.[/B]
Get compared to a celebrity by strangers 100 times.
[B][I]Who's a tough guy?[/I][/B]
Begin talking to yourself due to extreme pain.
[B][I]I do what I say, and I say what I mean[/I][/B]
Complete your life with 100% honesty.
[B][I]Sniffed the skunk in the cellar[/I][/B]
Rat on a friend to another friend.
[B]No Russian[/B]
Learn every language that's spoken on earth besides russian.
[I][B]Instant Ejection[/B][/I]
Scream "Allahu Ackbar" multiple times while in the middle of a plane flight.
[B][I]Yar-Har-Fiddle-Dee-Dee[/I][/B]
Illegally Pirate over $10,000 worth of movies, games, or music.
[B][I]Rest in Pepperoni[/I][/B]
Request Pizza as your last meal.
[B][I]Taps[/I][/B]
Post That Cat in LMAO Pics.
[QUOTE=UntouchedShadow;48243842]
[B][I]Yar-Har-Fiddle-Dee-Dee[/I][/B]
Illegally Pirate over $10,000 worth of movies, games, or music.
[/QUOTE]
Does that mean $10,000 worth in fines or that much in the retail value of the product? Because if fines then that would be one movie, game, or album.
[B]Half-Life 3 Is Great[/B]
Travel to the future.
[B]If You Build It, They Will Cum[/B]
Build a pornographic statue in public.
[B]A Hemsworthy Opponent[/B]
Fight Chris Hemsworth.
[B]Bale'd Out[/B]
Break Christian Bale out of prison.
[B]Falcone Punch[/B]
Punch Don Falcone in the face.
[B]Good Morning, Vietnam![/B]
Drink napalm.
[B]Turning A Newell Leaf[/B]
Waste over £1,000,000 on virtual items.
[B]You Forget A Thousand Things A Day[/B]
Forget something.
[B]I wonder what this red button does[/B]
Cause the world to end.
[B]Rage Against The Machine[/B]
Cause a rebellion against the inevitable robotic domination
[B]Wealth of Nations[/B]
Become a Capitalist
[b]Life? What's that?[/b]
Sign up for Facepunch.
[B]Quite the Rebel[/B]
Get banned on Facepunch 5 times.
[I][B]YOU SON OF A BITCH[/B][/I]
Reunite with an old comrade
[B][I]Painting the Town Red[/I][/B]
Commence and complete Soviet Operation RED OCTOBER
[B][I]Interception Electric Boogaloo[/I][/B]
While under attack by a Surface to Air Missile, shoot it down with a Sidewinder
[B][I]DON'T ASK QUESTIONS GET IN THE BANANA[/I][/B]
Save your friend from a potentially bad situation
[B][I]Ace in the hole[/I][/B]
Call in an overdue favor
[B]Vocabularian[/B]
Correctly use the word "niggardly" in front of a black person
[B]I Shit You Not[/B]
Tell an incredible toilet story to a good friend
[B]Yellow River[/B]
Pee in the nearest body of water
[B]I Do Believe I can Fly[/B]
Fly without the assistance of an aircraft
[B]Beatin' the Meat[/B]
Cook up some tenderized steak rounds, yum!
[IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/gmql86pvb/ach1.png[/IMG] [B]Straight Red Aces[/B]
Get passing grades in at least one subject by causing one of your student roommates to commit suicide
[IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/46tvefwjb/ach2.png[/IMG] [B]Out of the Fryingpan...[/B]
Successfully battle a life long depression just before becoming traumatized enough to start it over
[IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/d5t4iyg6v/ach5.png[/IMG] [B]Respawn[/B]
Wake up from a coma lasting at least one year
[IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/6qu3ma9h3/ach3.png[/IMG] [B]It's all in the Family[/B]
Marry your cousin
[IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/s31ljytfb/ach6.png[/IMG] [B]Born Again Bachelor[/B]
Get caught performing adultery
[IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/zcikoxilz/ach4.png[/IMG] [B]Commitment Fissures[/B]
Make up excuses about being sick, spend the night in a strip club instead of being with your special someone, get shitfaced,
have sex with some random person cus' you don't give a shit, and then realize it's your actual lover the morning after
[IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/uyeoqtxfb/ach7.png[/IMG] [B]Folie à deux[/B]
Indirectly cause your therapist to seek a therapist of his own
[IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/66f2jlg8n/ach8.png[/IMG] [B]Fuck This, I'm Out[/B]
Move out of your parents house and settle into your own place
[IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/nkzarvddj/ach9.png[/IMG] [B]Fuck This, I'm Out 2: With a Vengeance[/B]
Move out of your shitty country to live elsewhere in the world
[IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/3rn6z5zzr/ach10.png[/IMG] [B]Shock n' Awe[/B]
Ejaculate for the first time
[IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/45oiyrk3b/ach11.png[/IMG] [B]Spiritual Capitalist[/B]
Avert overdue pay on bills by successfully robbing someone
[IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/u2i7bdnqv/ach12.png[/IMG] [B]Wake Up Call[/B]
See your long life dream being crushed under the enormous weight of realizing that you just simply aren't good enough to do anything right
[IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/3k45geeev/ach13.png[/IMG] [B]The Hypocritical Oath[/B]
Firmly insist that everything in the past was objectively better
[IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/6csrmopdj/ach14.png[/IMG] [B]Bad to the Bone[/B]
Fap to something extremely taboo
[IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/z544jwmev/ach15.png[/IMG] [B]Faux Punch[/B]
Cause someone to punch you in the face after you've said something highly offensive by mistake
... This was fun, will probably come up with more later. I just got this achievement btw:
[IMG]http://s23.postimg.org/owbne2yd3/ach16.png[/IMG] [B]Screen-Struck[/B]
Decide to write a witty forum post before going to bed, which ends up lasting over three hours into early morning
edit: fixed images (geez)
[B]Coolest kid in town[/B]
Beat up 5 fat kids before you hit the age of 12.
[b]I'll do it tomorrow[/b]
Procrastinate so much you start to hate yourself.
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