• Stupid things you used to think V. This hasn't been done before edition
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When I was a little kid, I thought that girls urinated through their ass.
as a kid, I thought the word gay was a synonym for the word cool. called my kindergarten teacher gay. she didn't like it.
I used to think on the disabled parking space people park their wheelchairs.
When I was extremely young, probably around 4, I thought that when everyone grew up, they grew vaginas. Pretty weird since I'm male. Later on I thought that girls just had really small dicks, and for some reason forgot that vaginas existed until I saw animated porn on newgrounds.
I used to think lava was just warm glowing mud that came out of one of the earth's butthole. It smelled like an eggy fart so I thought it was earth's poop, but it was just sulfur gasses. [sp]I wanted to stick my dick in it as well for some reason[/sp]
I used to think Steak N Shake sold steak in milkshake form.
I thought you made babies [I]by kissing[/I]
I thought boarding schools were on ships.
I used to think that injured people would lay on the ground constantly sitting up and extending their arm like in Wolfenstein Enemy Territory. [IMG]http://www.slayfest.com/content/images/games/wolfet/wolfenstein_enemy_territory_battery_need_medic_screenshot_01.jpg[/IMG] I vaguely remember playing some game on the playground in like year 1 or 2 and pretending to be injured, so I lay on the ground for ages like in the picture until my friends came over. I also used to think that to get a woman pregnant, the man would have to piss in the woman's mouth. And another thing influenced by video games, I thought that Chairman Drek's (Ratchet and Clank) plan to steal land from other planets for his own, leaving the other planet to die was actually real. And I also thought that the barriers on the side of motorways were grind rails.
When I was a kid I thought being an adult would be super cool. I was horribly wrong.
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