• ANCIENT ALIENS or how my mom has gone bat-shit crazy, what do?
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introduce her to Slenderman and tell her he's the messiah.
Oh damn those "My mom is a " threads are back again.
My mate was like this, all this stuff about sumarians and stuff and giant ancient people and communications with the sun and other such bollocks. I just unticked conspiracy theories on his stumble.
Trying to convince someone that the misinformation they've researched for ages is wrong is infuriatingly hard. Take for example people who won't believe the truth because their friend mentioned something contradictory, now these people are usually annoying as hell, but now you have someone who's been into this for days of her life (straight) so far so just dropping all that is going to be hard to do. First thing I would do is try to take away anything she can further learn bullshit from, internet and TV would come to mind. Try to get a professional to talk to her, a professional what I'm not sure but there has to be something. [QUOTE=Latency;27734963]If seeing her like that is really hurting you, explain to her different kinds of evidence, and why some types are better than others. Like why witness testimony is shit. Bring up things like [url=http://www.apa.org/monitor/apr06/eyewitness.aspx]this[/url]. There's also a phenomenon where memories will become subject to outside suggestion and decay. I forget what's it called. Also explain what constitutes concrete evidence. Don't do this when you're arguing about her beliefs though. This will put her into defensive mode and will probably make her gain some kind of resentment for the way of thinking you're trying to put forward. Instead try going "oh hey, check out this article. It's a study about etc etc etc", things that will support rational thinking. If you do this properly, it might enter her mind when she's watching these retarded shows and maybe change her mind over time. Or you could just chill with her and talk about aliens.[/QUOTE] This too, don't be too blatant though.
Eh, I find the show relatively entertaining when nothing else is on. The only thing that seems feasible is the argument that some structures cannot be made by people of the time (No, not the pyramids). I wouldn't worry about it much. Would you rather she obsessed with crime shows and their shitty physics?
I love it when people give me boxes even though I gave valid information but stated my opinion on his bigotry.
[QUOTE=agnl;27735742]I love it when people give me boxes even though I gave valid information but stated my opinion on his bigotry.[/QUOTE] When you're advocating the spreading and quiet acceptance of unfounded beliefs, lies and idiocy, you can expect to be rated accordingly.
At least she isn't watching FOX news.
Yeah, that show is fucking retarded, although the one about the high-up nazi people disapearring, along with that weird ass bell thing, kinda makes you think, but if they did teleport or some shit, not like we would find evidence for it. Also, tell her....nevermind, you can't change her opinion, just like my mom with her bullshit "the end times are near".
does she watch fox news too
[QUOTE=DimJim;27735900]does she watch fox news too[/QUOTE] no [QUOTE=SpaceGhost;27735887]Yeah, that show is fucking retarded, although the one about the high-up nazi people disapearring, along with that weird ass bell thing, kinda makes you think, but if they did teleport or some shit, not like we would find evidence for it. Also, tell her....nevermind, you can't change her opinion, just like my mom with her bullshit "the end times are near".[/QUOTE] nazi mysticism stuff is cool as fuck
[QUOTE=Sporkfire;27735929]no[/QUOTE] Better remove the channel if she got hooked to stuff like aliens that easy.
I like watching AA because it's funny to think about those kinds of things, but do I believe any of it? No, not at all.
Oh god. "Your DNA... IS AN ENERGY PATTERN THAT EXISTS THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE COSMOS!" Your mom is a lost cause now, take her out back and shoot her.
i like watching ancient aliens sometimes, it's interesting i don't actually believe any of it though
Dress up like an alien, go into her room in the middle of the night and rape her.
At 44 seconds in the video he says: "When we look beyond the viel, the hidden reality we have". Seriously...who the fuck believes that?
yeah but acient aliens are real how do you explain how there was that thing that happened a long time ago
[QUOTE=Explosions;27734461]I just saw a History Channel show on these ancient aliens like 3 days ago. One of the guys said "of course Humans had the potential and the means to build the pyramids, but they didn't because it's much more logical to assume that aliens did it." Those exact words, I shit you not.[/QUOTE] I want to watch whatever show you got this from.
Reptilian death ray, gotta be. You gotta exorcise the foreign reptilian alien from her body.
[url]http://www.truthism.com/[/url] I believe this is what she read. I recommend reading it cause after all it has the word truth in it.
Oh my god the comments on that video are gold! [quote]When i was hi on canibus (weed) i relized something i never thought of in my life, that we live in first person view, like we r watching from inside out of our body, and how we die and stuff, its like if my mind suddenly opened, idk but its kinda creepy that i wished i wasnt even hi,but i wished u guys understand my feelins of what happened[/quote] Priceless. That's the top rated comment.
Let's play a virtual reality game, as reality is virtual, projected thought through which you consciously experience. [img]http://www.crystalinks.com/alienslookinginwindow.gif[/img] Imagine yourself entering a 'room' that has neither beginning nor end, existing as far as you can see. Before you, are rows and rows of people plugged into the Matrix. [img]http://www.crystalinks.com/alienstable.jpg[/img] You have come to this place to experience whatever you choose. Select the program you wish to experience. Set up a trigger code so that once you 'hear' or 'see' that code you will remember that this is a virtual reality experience and remove your consciousness from the experience. [sp]This is stupid.[/sp]
[QUOTE=DiskoFever;27739675]You have come to this place to experience whatever you choose.[/QUOTE] What do aliens have to do with hentia orgies? also why do they make the aliens human like? I mean why would they even be using there biological bodies when you can come up with better machine bodies that when died could transport memories back to a new unit? and even if they didnt use machines why would they look so much like us?
[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;27734910]Ancient depictions of UFOs/aliens to help make your mom crazier. [img_thumb]http://moreufo.com/wp-content/uploads/Alien-Ufo-Extraterrestrial-Hieroglyphs-Sumerian-Pictogram-Anunnaki-3.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://www.lvl39.com/images/thread-images/abydostablet.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://pedroventura.yolasite.com/resources/alien-ancient-hieroglyphs-in-egypt-found-to-depict-aliens-ufo.jpg.opt419x335o0,0s419x335.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] That last one is probably just Ancient Progeria :v:
I actually like that show because it's interesting to see the bizarre theories people have but I don't actually believe them.
[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;27734910]Ancient depictions of UFOs/aliens to help make your mom crazier. [img_thumb]http://www.lvl39.com/images/thread-images/abydostablet.jpg[/img_thumb] [/QUOTE] What the hell A helicopter, a wheel-less classic car and a Spore spaceship?
Maybe [i]you're[/i] the crazy one. On a side note, are embedded Youtube videos not working for anyone else?
Bury her. Now.
My step-dad believes in that "Law of Attraction" bullshit, so whenever he brings it up, I say "What the fuck does the gravitational physics have to do with anything?"
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