ANCIENT ALIENS or how my mom has gone bat-shit crazy, what do?
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[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;27734910]Ancient depictions of UFOs/aliens to help make your mom crazier.
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It's a mutated vagina with legs! RUN!
My parents are both very reasonable, well educated people who do not believe in any kind of supernatural beings, be it ghosts, aliens or gods.
[editline]30th January 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Instant Mix;27749281]dude
[highlight][b] ancient aliens is the best programme ever [/b][/highlight]
seriously my brother and his mate come round and watch entire episodes , and then claim that our cat is a reptilian.
some of the stuff they bring up is really , really weird , [B]but I do believe some of it.[/B][/QUOTE]
I think you might be retarded.
I'm an ancient alien stop denying my existence you meanies
It's like fourth grade all over again :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Zeke129;27749630]I'm an ancient alien stop denying my existence you meanies
It's like fourth grade all over again :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
you think that's bad, ive been in this goddamned city for millions of years
every time i try to talk to people they kill themselves. :saddowns:
The dinosaurs were created by the Reptilians thousands of years ago, before one of the Reptilians' latest re-starts of civilization. The dinosaurs were used in order to scare off other alien races from coming to Earth, and also to kick out the aliens that were already living on Earth. Once the dinosaurs had served their purpose and the Reptilians had Earth under control again, the dinosaurs were disposed of (i.e., made extinct).
-Truthism.com
What the fuck?
The idea of ancient astronauts is an interesting one to me. Of course, it's almost certainly false, but there's still something about the whole idea that gets to me and makes me curious about some of the weird shit in history.
I wouldn't put the idea of ancient astronauts completely out of the realm of possibility, but is it probable? No. Certainly not.
[QUOTE=Instant Mix;27749281]dude
[highlight][b] ancient aliens is the best programme ever [/b][/highlight]
seriously my brother and his mate come round and watch entire episodes , and then claim that our cat is a reptilian.
some of the stuff they bring up is really , really weird , [B]but I do believe some of it.[/B][/QUOTE]
How could you reasonably believe any of this
Hell, half the time the guys on Ancient Aliens contradict the fuck out of themselves. Especially when they come to the subject of what the alien's intents were. There's one guy on every episode, can't remember his name, that believes that we were genetic experiments, aliens came to this planet and found us then used us as slaves, and a bunch of other contradictory bullshit.
One time I watched a 2-hour long special on things like this. It all seemed pretty legit until one archaelogist stated this: "..and then the UFO emerged from the belly of a great dragon, and that's how they began making the pyramids."
I turned off the tv and watched porn.
[QUOTE=TheChantzGuy;27752155]One time I watched a 2-hour long special on things like this. It all seemed pretty legit until one archaelogist stated this: "..and then the UFO emerged from the belly of a great dragon, and that's how they began making the pyramids."
I turned off the tv and watched porn.[/QUOTE]
I think that whole "Out of the dragons belly and made the pyramids thing is more believable than most of the scenarios played out in porn.
Oh no! I was just masturbating loudly in my room while the cableman fixed the Tv, but he walked in on me! This means I have to suck his dick and have loud sex with him!
It just doesn't happen
Your mom and my dad should hook up.
[QUOTE=Dysplasia;27734802]kill her and then yourself
its the only way[/QUOTE]
Then fuck her and eat her, right, Jeffrey?
[QUOTE=xeo xeo;27752307]I think that whole "Out of the dragons belly and made the pyramids thing is more believable than most of the scenarios played out in porn.
Oh no! I was just masturbating loudly in my room while the cableman fixed the Tv, but he walked in on me! This means I have to suck his dick and have loud sex with him!
It just doesn't happen[/QUOTE]
I'll have you know that's how i was conceived, good sir.
i used to watch that discovery channel show where they talked about TrUe GhOsT sToRiEs and it was kinda cheesy reenacting with silly music an effects.
i watched it cuz i loved ghost stories and it was so fucking cheesy sometimes with how the narrator said it was hilarious
Nice to always know that both the discovery and history channel have turned to infotainment.
[QUOTE=Sporkfire;27752683]Nice to always know that both the discovery and history channel have turned to infotainment.[/QUOTE]
Isn't most of that alien shit/infotainment mainly daytime television for people who are at home all day without a job?
personally, i believe the whole "aliens built the pyramids" thing. its highly unlikely that the egyptians could do it alone.
[QUOTE=Shortyish;27752731]personally, i believe the whole "aliens built the pyramids" thing. its highly unlikely that the egyptians could do it alone.[/QUOTE]
I'm Jewish and I can safely say they didn't do it alone. :colbert:
[QUOTE=Shortyish;27752731]personally, i believe the whole "aliens built the pyramids" thing. its highly unlikely that the egyptians could do it alone.[/QUOTE]
It's not that hard when you slave drive thousands of people for decades to work on a single project. It's not even that spectacular, I've seen it in person, its just a bunch of blocks stacked on top of each other, kindergarten shit :colbert:
[QUOTE=Shortyish;27752731]personally, i believe the whole "aliens built the pyramids" thing. its highly unlikely that the egyptians could do it alone.[/QUOTE]
you'd be surprised at what thousands of people can accomplish.
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make completely unsubstantiated claims, if not that shes watching the stupid "Ancient Aliens" drivel that [B]the History Channel airs because apparently they like cashing in on peoples stupidity too.[/B][/QUOTE]
I agree.
Make her watch the Stargate movie. Tell it it's a documentary based on a true story.
[QUOTE=JustGman;27754630]Make her watch the Stargate movie. Tell it it's a documentary based on a true story.[/QUOTE]
I actually made her watch the stargate movie, she throughly enjoyed it. But it didn't change her opinion at all.
Then let her do her own thing, who cares.
My mom's convinced she has psychic powers. It's starting to mess with me.
[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;27734689]I'll surely be rated dumb for this, but I believe that aliens have had an impact on humans in the past.[/QUOTE]
If you mean that as in alien bacteria traveling through space, bringing life to earth then yes.
[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;27734689]I'll surely be rated dumb for this, but I believe that aliens have had an impact on humans in the past.[/QUOTE]
Well I say aliens are jerks if they dont help us off of the path to destruction we are on today.
its just a phase
shell grow out of it
[QUOTE=Coolguy1351;27761568]My mom's convinced she has psychic powers. It's starting to mess with me.[/QUOTE] Then make her PROVE it. [url]http://www.psychic-experiences.com/psychic-tests/[/url]
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